I’m reminded of the greentext where anon reabsorbed his annoying teenage girl back into his balls and fucks her back into his wife so that she births a son lmao
hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
must be Chad again
know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
log onto reddit and open /r/4chan
read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
Fake: Anon has a father.
Gay: Anon has a boyfriend.
giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
it's been a good day
i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
andhowsherbush@reddit
I found out years later that after I moved out from my dad's place my friends would regularly visit him to keep him company.
blink@reddit
good friends
JacksRage89@reddit
Legit stayed in a relationship about 6 months longer than I should have for this reason.
Space_Obama@reddit
The father has the son he always wanted to have in the first place.
itsallsotiresum@reddit
I’m reminded of the greentext where anon reabsorbed his annoying teenage girl back into his balls and fucks her back into his wife so that she births a son lmao
ZombieJasus@reddit
This is just fetish slop
edbods@reddit
oh man i remember that one. need to find it...
ahackercalled4chan@reddit
stay in school
edbods@reddit
wrong comment?
ahackercalled4chan@reddit
no that's the title of the post
edbods@reddit
ohhhh right. thanks famalam. someone else posted a link to it too
Space_Obama@reddit
Jfc lmaoooo i gotta find that one
ahackercalled4chan@reddit
the title is "stay in school" from about 10 years ago
CillyCube@reddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/s/bm0Mh3ZnJT
itsallsotiresum@reddit
Bless you. I had forgotten how truly funny it was.
LordJanas@reddit
Lmao why is there such a large cup of milk
Haunting_Training_59@reddit
That the cum cup dumbass
Free-Design-8329@reddit
Whoever draws the last king has to drink it all
back_reggin@reddit
First one to make it overflow has to drink it.
Interloper4Life@reddit
you nasty motherf*cker, that made me gag
Lost_Extreme_3897@reddit
It is the dad's cum
JojiImpersonator@reddit
Dog whistle!!!
TelevisionTerrible49@reddit
That's a small glass of milk as far as I'm concerned.
waterysriracha@reddit
it’s clearly the gfs organic gluten free soy oat milk
Imperial902@reddit
WEF sponsored
Space_Obama@reddit
For the girlfriend so she can pretend to hang out with the adults.
Carthage_haditcoming@reddit
Why isn't there two?
MrShones@reddit
The minute the wink and a nod about you being crazy happened. Trauma bonded
TheFlaskQualityGuy@reddit
Fake: Anon has a father.
Gay: Anon has a boyfriend.
TendieBot2000@reddit
Flywolfpack@reddit
Father wanted a top son, not a bottom