Anon hates Florida
Posted by Dmitruly@reddit | 4chan | View on Reddit | 31 comments

https://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/934679777
Posted by Dmitruly@reddit | 4chan | View on Reddit | 31 comments
https://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/934679777
BigCaregiver2381@reddit
Florida smells bad and Floridians can’t drive for shit.
JacksRage89@reddit
I think part of the problem with Florida traffic is you have a giant tourist and domestic migration population. Which means they might not know where they are going or the weather. When we get thunderstorms everyone acts retarded.
BigCaregiver2381@reddit
I mean more when they go to better states and drive like they’ve never seen a hill or curve before. I grew up in the mountains and every time I smell burning brakes I knew there’d be some fucking oranges on the plate of the car doing it. Driven all over the US and a good chunk of the UK. Charlotte is probably the worst drivers I’ve ever seen but everywhere you go there’s a goddamn Floridian making someone’s life harder on the road.
Theroux721@reddit
too hot and humid, not enough rain, too many power outages and hurricanes
JacksRage89@reddit
Get rain almost every day for 5 months of the year. You can tell what time it is by the clouds in spring and summer.
robressionist801@reddit
I live in Florida
Ozymandias_1303@reddit
Did you died yet?
robressionist801@reddit
Not yet, it'll hopefully happen in the next 50-60 years
Brussel_Rand@reddit
I'm sorry, that must be rough 😞
Pitiful_Special_8745@reddit
One man's rought day is an other man's dream
aerosol_aerosmith@reddit
It's not nerve gas its just old people move to Florida and then die because they are old
meniallyregarded@reddit
yes that is the joke
futainflation@reddit
Florida is the holy land. not just any chump can survive there. I miss it
MeatAndPotatoesVegan@reddit
Ah yes... Florida, otherwise known as "God's Waiting Room" lived there for a while, glad I got out! I like all 4 seasons.
mokkat@reddit
DEPORT ALIEN GATORS, MAKE GOLF SAFE AGAIN
HighDegree@reddit
Depends on where you go. South Florida is all Cubans and bath salts. West Florida is nothing but old people. East Florida is nothing but tourists. Panhandle and the area between Tallahassee and Jacksonville is Little Alabama/Georgia, with all that entails negatively.
buy_tacos@reddit
West Florida is mostly old people, but the number of these old fuckers has been increasing exponentially for the last 15 years. The cost of living on the West Coast has experienced some of the largest increases imaginable, leading the country multiple years.
They're building houses and condos on any tiny scrap of land they can find while never thinking of improving infrastructure. It takes me 30 minutes to go 1 mile anytime between 11an and 7pm (Old fucks don't hit the road too early so saves me a bit of time on my morning commute, at least until I hit the highway which is a whole nother fucking mess)
All the condos and homes they're building generally start at $1.5M and will flood or fall over the next time we have a hurricane because theres no trees or natural flood plains to help with the wind or water anymore.
It's a mess over here.
douchecanoe122@reddit
The 30A is a retirement community road waiting for a crash.
prisonsuit-rabbitman@reddit
mrboomtastic3@reddit
Golf course chemicals are killing the old people
extreme_cuddling@reddit
This isnt funny. Why are just random non-funny screenshots spamming this sub
meniallyregarded@reddit
it is funny
Dmitruly@reddit (OP)
Why do you think anyone is finding it funny? Are only funny screenshots allowed to be posted?
Wtf-Road@reddit
Yes. Give funny now
Emblemized@reddit
earn it
Xboxben@reddit
I moved out of Florida and am not dead
Rubber_Ducky_6844@reddit
Source?
Internal_Trust9066@reddit
_Rook_Castle@reddit
Prove it.
make_reddit_great@reddit
FL and CA: awesome to visit but don't want to live there.
clayticus@reddit
Gulf of America 🇺🇲