member when he went to africa and some africans served unwashed pig asshole for dinner and they all ate it so he took one tiny bite and almost died of food poisoning

member when he went to different africa and saw a bunch of hungry kids so he bought all the food from the place and tried to give it to the kids but a bunch of african teenagers beat the shit out of the kids and stole the food 

member when he went to different different africa and the africans said that you arent supposed to chew your food, just swallow it, and he told them to fuck off because humans chew their food

bourdain was accidently based