On the side of the road at stoplight

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People_of_Reddit@reddit

Wu Tang?

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juicecat@reddit (OP)

Forever!

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DJRonin@reddit

Merch that says "I lost my ass on I-35"

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Own-Ice-2309@reddit

What is it?

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ivehadsomany@reddit

seriously are we the only ones that don't know what this is?

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cellsAnimus@reddit

Nope I have no idea

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SmokedPenguinTaco@reddit

I believe it’s a silicone butt with a play hole, and a wrinkly nutsack. It’s upside down. Took me a minute.

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here-to-help-TX@reddit

Thank you and I wish I could unsee this now...

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ivehadsomany@reddit

wtf lol. those exist? You fucking people man. Humans are entertaining.

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cellsAnimus@reddit

Why’s it like cut off?

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SmokedPenguinTaco@reddit

I’m assuming it’s so it can be set on a flat surface and well loved. I’m not properly equipped personally, so I’m guessing at how a guy would use it

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cellsAnimus@reddit

Ooooh I get it now. I was thinking of it as like for missionary position. Totally didn’t need to know this but thanks ^^

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ThatGuyFTW1@reddit

I’ve had a similar ‘object’ by the road leading up to my work for about 5 months now.

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SnooCapers1627@reddit

lol tf

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Phlakey@reddit

Kicked his ass to the curb

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EmployerClean441@reddit

is that......fuckable?

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Dawnzarelli@reddit

Just throw it in the dishwasher for a couple cycles. Good as new.

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Henry_Rosenburg@reddit

Don't forget the rinse aid

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EquivalentAmbitious7@reddit

Yes to rinse it of the aids

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Dawnzarelli@reddit

Makes it a little spicy, I imagine.

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That75252Expensive@reddit

Bruh you might wanna change brands of rinse aid...

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dpenton@reddit

Voice of experience right here!

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obrandn@reddit

r/dontputyourdickinthat

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ilikeoregon@reddit

A statement usually heard at the bar after midnight.

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lildankfingers@reddit

Oh yeah

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jtrage@reddit

Not much that isn’t.

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EmployerClean441@reddit

i saw a bag of similar items in richardson on a street corner a few weeks ago. weird.

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redoctobr@reddit

Missed connection with the road dildo

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LordTravesty@reddit

Op got such quality pictures, set the tripod up and everything. I see the wrinkle on the his...wait what.. :P

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juicecat@reddit (OP)

Just a iPhone out the window. lol 😂

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mikeincedarpark@reddit

That is Stanley. He works that corner from time to time. How dare you shame him by posting his photo.

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poptartheart@reddit

our patron saint....of....

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SuretyBringsRuin@reddit

I should call her.

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juicecat@reddit (OP)

Hate to brake it to you but those are balls. lol 😂

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Random-Spark@reddit

She can still have balls bro why you gotta make it weird

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Slayr79@reddit

It’s word for her to have balls what you mean

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juicecat@reddit (OP)

ja booty fell out 😂

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