ULPT How would you get a couple to break up?
Posted by Throwawaystwenty@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 7 comments
Maybe I’ve been watching too much Better Call Saul.. but I’m curious, how would you go about getting a couple to break up that you weren’t very close to. Sending sex workers to them demanding the male half pays up for his time with them? Photoshopped pictures of her with someone else? I want to hear your elaborate yet doable ideas!
jackofuselesstrade@reddit
Just add stress. Anything really. Flat tires, cancelled reservations, potential job opportunities that never really existed…
StrawberryMoon887@reddit
Can you elaborate on potential job opportunities that never existed?
AdamThaGreat@reddit
This post is weird af, mind your own business.
Throwawaystwenty@reddit (OP)
Look at the sub name, goober
Wolf_in_CheapClothes@reddit
Sneak into their house and take a shit on their bed. Repeat as necessary. I don't know if this will work, but think of the money you'll save on toilet paper.
Secret-Tackle8040@reddit
Buy a pair of panties and piss in them. Seal them in a ziploc bag and mail them with a packing slip "pissed panty special $200, repeat customer discount 25% $175 paid gift card ending 6543"
FluffYouMan@reddit
Gotta start with planting a seed of doubt in one of them. If you can successfully send an STD text when their partner can see it you'll get the ball rolling
From there you can step it up and use an anon number to text the person saying something like you had a great time with them (insert day they worked/wasn't with their SO)
This is dependent on the partner being there/having access to their messages and phone, tho.