He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright, flowering, young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364.
Donny was a good eater, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the egg… and eating, and as a diner he explored the Dennys' of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and… up to… Pismo.
Pop-pop was stationed on the DMZ. Pops and his boys called it the Dead Marine Zone . You sweet summer child, you recreated Hill 937. Pop-pop made it home while he boys did not. He knows how those men died. You served him the memory of the worst day of his for internet points.
YourHooliganFriend@reddit
He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright, flowering, young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364.
orangesigils@reddit
Exactly what came to mind...also
JESUS CHRIST WALTER! WHAT WAS THAT SHIT ABOUT VIETNAM?
Nicktator3@reddit
What the FUCK does anything have to do with Vietnam!?!?
REVSWANS@reddit
Donny was a good eater, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the egg… and eating, and as a diner he explored the Dennys' of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and… up to… Pismo.
neon_meate@reddit
The fact that you call it Pop pop, tells me you're not ready.
GeoHog713@reddit
That's funny right there
staresinshamona@reddit
I told that kraut a fucking thousand times I DON’T ROLL ON SHABBOS
AnalystAdorable609@reddit
Burkhalter?
Puzzleheaded_Gene909@reddit
Khe sAhN…LOn DoC….hiLL 364
ExtraDependent883@reddit
In your wisdom Lord you made that omelette
leducdeguise@reddit
Jesus
Telepornographer@reddit
You said it, man.
useless_modern_god@reddit
I am the egg man
uttyrc@reddit
It was found lodged against a skillet.
loptopandbingo@reddit
100% electronic
leducdeguise@reddit
Well I still wisk my eggs manually
Ididnt-start-thefire@reddit
There are rules, Smokey. This isn’t Nam
Telepornographer@reddit
Yeah but it wuddn't over-easy.
Danimal1002@reddit
They show us an omelet, we're supposed to shit ourselves with fear.
bsammo@reddit
Everything is a travesty with you man!
handsomeape95@reddit
The IHOP is on Camrose.
H_E_Pennypacker@reddit
NEAR the IHOP
therealtwomartinis@reddit
Excuse me sir, could you please keep from warmongering your eggs, this is a family restaurant.
Key-Contest-2879@reddit
I didn’t watch my buddies die face down in the omelette so this chef…
athorough_rogue@reddit
No, this slop jockey to....
JKing519@reddit
Pop-pop, this is not 'Nam. This is breakfast. There are rules
Original-Athlete1040@reddit
Pop-pop was stationed on the DMZ. Pops and his boys called it the Dead Marine Zone . You sweet summer child, you recreated Hill 937. Pop-pop made it home while he boys did not. He knows how those men died. You served him the memory of the worst day of his for internet points.
daveyconcrete@reddit
Dammit Walter not everything has to do with Vietnam.
willgreenier@reddit
Lol.
MushyLopher@reddit
I did not watch my buddies die face down in the yolk so that this fucking strumpet...
xczechr@reddit
Well there isn't a literal connection.
OG-Giligadi@reddit
There are RULES! This isn't nomlette, Smokey, mark it zero!
hankeroni@reddit
You know Dude, I myself dabbled with hotel breakfast buffets at one point. Not in Nam, of course
al2o3cr@reddit
The eggs in the black frying pan, Dude. Worthy fuckin' adversary
grichardson526@reddit
I myself dabbled in breakfast cuisine. Not in 'Nam, of course.
IntentionOk9713@reddit
This Vietnomelet is far out, man.😂