Bystander syndrome.
Many people keep expecting life will just happen to them. But if you want things to happen, you need to do more than just follow your daily routine like a Skyrim NPC.
The reason 4channers say nothing ever happens is because they never do anything. Story boils down to “I heard someone else talk about something and then did nothing.”
You are right, it usually ends in failure. Either the girl you approached is not interested or she is but her friends get envious so they fuck up your approach.
But anon should have said something to the girl once they were in the bus, if he liked her. But he didn't so idk why he even shared that story tbh.
Wtf, why do you have this image saved. I've seen the origin of this image and it's so benign I couldn't imagine anyone taking the time to save it for reaction purposes.
LMFAO so wait. one woman (almost) makes a sweeping generalization of men. So he makes a sweeping generalization of women and thinks he's the normal one. Zero self awareness
I love how anon completely misses their obvious hints. She just told a story about how a guy used her for sex and she got nothing out of it. Bro, wear a rubber AND THAT COULD BE YOU!
I mean i thought i knew 4chan is an imageboard but the image of MLP characters having sex with an austrian painter that come to mind are so convincing that i believe such a thing exists.
GroadyBroady@reddit
I'd date a woke nerd woman that's 5 years older than me
Negatrev@reddit
Bystander syndrome. Many people keep expecting life will just happen to them. But if you want things to happen, you need to do more than just follow your daily routine like a Skyrim NPC.
Just try and not be creepy and talk to people.
crackcrackcracks@reddit
Tldr: anon fucking hates women because that one woman fucking hates men
kpingvin@reddit
>"These women are stupid because the make a broad generalisation of all men based on their limited experience."
>Generalises all women based on his (very) limited experience with women
maturecheddar@reddit
Interesting perspective. I guess the moral of the story is the average 4chinner is as hateful and bigoted as the average woman?
xigor2@reddit
Who would have thought that on average, frustration in the opposite gender is an universal feeling.
SilliusS0ddus@reddit
Boomers have been making those absolutely dull wife bad/ husband bad jokes and comics for decades so yeah
Cock_Slammer69@reddit
This just in. Women and your average 4channer are both hateful and bigoted. More at 11.
terranproby42@reddit
My favorite part is where anon admits the commenting woman sees him then walks back her statement a bit, and he STILL holds his criticism of all women
RaidensReturn@reddit
Anon is highly regarded
shjahaha@reddit
Many such cases.
SupaStar9@reddit
i really dont know why i expected something to happen
KingZantair@reddit
The reason 4channers say nothing ever happens is because they never do anything. Story boils down to “I heard someone else talk about something and then did nothing.”
momoranger@reddit
I thought it meant nothing you see on tv or politics actually effects you in your real life so there's no actual point to paying attention to it
Personal-Barber1607@reddit
No war drafts effect you besides that unless you own a company, have special minority status, on gov gibs of any kind, or work for gov.
Nothing they do effects you, so if you clocking into the wage cage someone’s gonna be locking you in the cage no matter what.
ExtremeCreamTeam@reddit
affects*
Or
has an effect on
momoranger@reddit
I literally wrote it like that originally and changed it 🥲
Matt_2504@reddit
Nah it means nothing in politics actually changes, the same people stay in power no matter what party wins the elections
P41N90D@reddit
Why would anyone approach a gaggle of women.
xigor2@reddit
You are right, it usually ends in failure. Either the girl you approached is not interested or she is but her friends get envious so they fuck up your approach.
But anon should have said something to the girl once they were in the bus, if he liked her. But he didn't so idk why he even shared that story tbh.
P41N90D@reddit
Because he considered it something worth sharing. He is but an observer lulled into idleness.
void_17@reddit
Sigma behavior model
5p4n911@reddit
Fake: anon fucking hates women
Gay: anon hates fucking women
5p4n911@reddit
many such cases
take_me_back_to_2017@reddit
This might even be a real one
Ravenhayth@reddit
You can tell this one's real because of how much of a nothing burger it is
void_17@reddit
Real. Based OP. He follows the teachings of Chuddha
Slip_Snake@reddit
Blessed be Chuddha
SuperFluousNation@reddit
Wtf, why do you have this image saved. I've seen the origin of this image and it's so benign I couldn't imagine anyone taking the time to save it for reaction purposes.
simatrawastaken@reddit
Wheres it from??
Expensive-Arm4117@reddit
Wtf was the origin
PM_ME_FUTANARI420@reddit
September 11, 2001
Expensive-Arm4117@reddit
Is this what hit the pentagon
Slip_Snake@reddit
I'm just a silly lil guy
Uncle480@reddit
This image makes me irrationally annoyed
Slip_Snake@reddit
I'm sorry :<
Venn720@reddit
Ok bro no need to post your wiener
XxTreeFiddyxX@reddit
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
jericho-dingle@reddit
Fake: Anon left the house
Gay: Anon would have hit on the person in question if they were a man
Nobodyoumightknow@reddit
Post written by A24 Films.
OneEnvironmental9222@reddit
OP should've gone for the milf
LowerObjective4500@reddit
4chan don’t pay the bills
unfuckableghost@reddit
LMFAO so wait. one woman (almost) makes a sweeping generalization of men. So he makes a sweeping generalization of women and thinks he's the normal one. Zero self awareness
ZCFGG@reddit
what
Saint_Vigil@reddit
Anon overheard a conversation that made him uncomfortable so he had to vent on 4chan because he has no friends
crimsonpowder@reddit
As is tradition.
MrMangobrick@reddit
Many such cases
Riptide_X@reddit
I read this in Senator Armstrong’s voice
Jsutkon@reddit
Fake: Anon has a job and goes outside
Gay: Anon doesn't like women
MrGutty117@reddit
Anon has a major typo.
"In the manwhile" should be "I'm the manwhale"
baudmiksen@reddit
Switched it right the fuck up you slippery son.of a bitch
GamingGems@reddit
I love how anon completely misses their obvious hints. She just told a story about how a guy used her for sex and she got nothing out of it. Bro, wear a rubber AND THAT COULD BE YOU!
cujoe88@reddit
Not all sex is worth it.
baudmiksen@reddit
Especially if you're Anon who hates most women
Sirius_York@reddit
Bro what world do you live in lmao
scoots-mcgoot@reddit
“bro I hate women broooo”
SaltOk3057@reddit
This might be the fakest 4chin post
Mattybmate@reddit
Tl;dr: Anon minds his own business, blames women anyway
lobotomiseme@reddit
Hears women say all men are disgusting
Response: I hate all women
zoltar_thunder@reddit
https://i.redd.it/fnhhlop5oc0f1.gif
P41N90D@reddit
"The truth about women is you can do anything to them except bore them."
Reiner
MCButterFuck@reddit
Anon is unwashed and browsing 4chan. She was afraid he'd follow her home
EtTuBrotus@reddit
Important context: Anon was blasting 4chan porn vids at full volume
DomSchraa@reddit
That would imply something interesting happened
EtTuBrotus@reddit
Nothing ever happens
Able_Caregiver8067@reddit
Thank you for the mental image.
I mean i thought i knew 4chan is an imageboard but the image of MLP characters having sex with an austrian painter that come to mind are so convincing that i believe such a thing exists.
DickviperAU@reddit
Fake: women are near anon
Gay: anon wants to be married to chad
milmkyway@reddit
Lol @ poor anon taking the bus
BonniePrinceCharlie1@reddit
Poor cause taking bus? Is this some yank joke am tae scottish tae ken?
DomSchraa@reddit
I-
Man this is just genuinely beyond pathetic & sad
Fickle-Housing155@reddit
Even by 4chan standards this is some of the most neckbeard loser shit I’ve ever seen
Interesting_Rub5736@reddit
Im just gonna upvote it just for how stupid it is lmao
JohnCanon99@reddit
It's disappointing when there's no punchline. Unless "I hate wamen" can be considered a punchline.
SexuallyActiveBucket@reddit
The punchline is anon doesnt understand the women were saying those stuff in self-defense, just in case anon was a potential incel/murderer
RaiderCat_12@reddit
You are expecting too much from the site that is stuck with humor from up to twenty years ago.
Soldierhero1@reddit
Woman: looks at anon
Anon: why are women cringe?
GrryTehSnail@reddit
This is why anon will never feel the touch of a woman
Working-Appearance-3@reddit
"r/greentext The realm of the most anti-climactic short stories from 4chan."
void_17@reddit
Really liked this one, based OP
porfito@reddit
OP thinks he's the main character
Professional_Kick@reddit
Ok