Now that 100 Brits vs 100 Yanks has replaced 100 men vs 1 gorilla deliberations, who do you think would come out on top?
Posted by LegitimateFoot3666@reddit | AskABrit | View on Reddit | 39 comments
Both parties are unarmed.
Yanks are prepared to deploy Florida Man, Karens, Frat Boys, Quiet Kids, YNs, Edgars, Guidos, Wafflehouse Employees, Bible Thumpers, Cops "fearing for their lives", Y'all Qaeda & the Gravy SEALS, Bicyclists, Hot Cheeto Girls, Black Friday Shoppers, Wannabe Cowboys, Swifties, and drunk Little League Dads among others.
Downtown_Physics8853@reddit
I think that the critical question is; has alcohol been consumed first?
themcsame@reddit
They'll just throw some burgers and they'll flock to them like pigeons.
Brits win.
HMSWarspite03@reddit
The SAS
pitchingschool@reddit
If we're allowing that, then america gets the navy seals, green berets, and Rangers while we're at it
Flat-Delivery6987@reddit
Haha the SAS would still win with one hand tied behind their backs, lol
pitchingschool@reddit
The navy seals and sas are roughly considered on par with eachother. Regardless, that wasn't the point of my comment. The point was that adding the most highly trained units in the world isn't a fair comparison when one side has ordinary people.
missingpieces82@reddit
They really aren’t. The UK spends far more money and issues far more training to the SAS. Sure, both are respected teams, but the SAS would destroy the Seals.
pitchingschool@reddit
Yeah ts just delusion.
Flat-Delivery6987@reddit
On par! According to who? Murrica? Lol.
pitchingschool@reddit
I think I confused the normal seals with seal team 6, which IS on par with the SAS
Peppl@reddit
Trained by the SAS and still regularly schooled
pitchingschool@reddit
I confused navy seals with actual special operations units. While overrepresented in media, they're simply a t2. Yeah, sas is cooking SEALs. Not because the British are better but because I picked the wrong unit like a dumbass.
HMSWarspite03@reddit
OK then 2 SAS
pitchingschool@reddit
gg wp
Ben_jah_min@reddit
Ha, yeah good luck with that…
boomerangchampion@reddit
Every British child trains for the shock melee charge from an early age in a schoolyard game called British Bulldog, and a great many hone these skills by pursuing a career as a football hooligan. We are ready.
lucylucylane@reddit
Which kind of Brit’s are they from chipping Norton and Winchester or Sunderland and Glasgow
Miserable-Put-2531@reddit
Hey. I'm from Winchester
Though tbf I'd run away from a fight
missingpieces82@reddit
Never underestimate the Cotswolds. Them be crazy!!
affordable_firepower@reddit
Ronnie Pickering
That is all
No-Decision1581@reddit
If we pick a neutral spot they'd lose anyway as they don't have much knowledge of the world outside of USA
TheManWith2Poobrains@reddit
Assuming the football hooligans have not aged-out, I think it would be one-sided.
Anthropic_Principles@reddit
I don't know, have you ever seen Black Friday Shoppers. People literally kill each other fighting for a discounted flat screen TV.
SaxonChemist@reddit
Do you remember that Geordie who punched a Police horse at a derby day?
I'm not sure it's even a fair fight 😂
Flat-Delivery6987@reddit
Football hooligans fight harder for less.
Flat-Delivery6987@reddit
My first thought was send in The Firm, lol. The Yanks won't know what hit them 🤣🤣🤣
Quiet-Employer3205@reddit
I think this scenario played out some years back.
notacanuckskibum@reddit
Are you referring to 1776 or 1812?
Quiet-Employer3205@reddit
1776, 1812 is when we freed the Canadians I believe
Hamsternoir@reddit
If Americans are allowed to use the French to bail them out again is there anyone we want to invite to the party?
notacanuckskibum@reddit
I believe 1812 is when the Brit’s and Canadians burned the WhiteHouse.
Quiet-Employer3205@reddit
Wait, you dickheads were apart of that? I’m calling a team meeting. whistles Yankee Doodle dooo!!!
lucylucylane@reddit
They would be lost without guns
Upbeat-Name-6087@reddit
100 Scunthorpe females fresh off a Friday night. May got have mercy on our American friends, for here they shall find none.
Ben_jah_min@reddit
Given the average American is obese I can’t see it ending well unless you sit on us…
guyacrossthehall@reddit
OK. This is an incredibly well thought out question.
SlinkyBits@reddit
we have harry potter. gg ez
NuzzyNoof@reddit
We have Ladettes. They’re terrifying.
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