My Mother’s Day brunch I made myself while my chef husband was at work.
Posted by honeydewsdrops@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 51 comments

Posted by honeydewsdrops@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 51 comments
StrawbraryLiberry@reddit
Damn tell him to come home, this is an emergency
Warthogs_r_hot@reddit
No, no no! Did you see the update? He made fries and burgers when he got home! the good shit's for paying customers ONLY.
SearchAlarmed7644@reddit
Now let’s see the fabulous dinner he made.
honeydewsdrops@reddit (OP)
He did bbq bacon burgers and fries with salad!
Warthogs_r_hot@reddit
LMFAO!
Well I guess it's nice to have boundaries. Like he doesn't believe in bringing his work home. Good for him. Remember at Father's Day.
Evil_Eukaryote@reddit
I though this was an agar plate with lots of colonies
homoRabidus@reddit
“Try the gray stuff, it’s delicious!”
nicunta@reddit
Don't believe me? Ask the dishes!!
nicky9pins@reddit
They can sing, they can dance. After all, miss, this is France!
nicunta@reddit
And the dinner here is never second best!
wy_wy@reddit
I don’t think I could accurately identify a single ingredient of this concoction if I tried.
honeydewsdrops@reddit (OP)
Kielbasa!
wy_wy@reddit
What a relief! Happy Mother’s Day, by the way
honeydewsdrops@reddit (OP)
Thank you so much!
SavBoy04@reddit
Happy Mother’s Day! That looks awful!
Exact_Bridge_5125@reddit
Was this picture after you threw it backup?
honeydewsdrops@reddit (OP)
Thank you! It absolutely does!
nobodyhere_357@reddit
I'm southern and I like breakfast. I like to affectionately call meals like this "breakfast slop" and, speaking from experience, they almost always taste either exactly as horrible as they look or are some of the best breakfast food you can find. I'm hoping it was the latter for you!
honeydewsdrops@reddit (OP)
It wasn’t so amazing that I would make it again, but the leftovers will definitely be eaten!
Flimsy_Imagination86@reddit
I honestly thought I was still Nikki g at rocks in the r/geology
Proud_Apartment_7816@reddit
As crappy as it looks, I bet it hit the spot
honeydewsdrops@reddit (OP)
It did taste good but I wouldn’t make it again 😂 it mostly just tasted like mashed potato with kielbasa
The_Daugh@reddit
Looks terrible. Go to your room.
MediocreClient@reddit
... I don't like you.
honeydewsdrops@reddit (OP)
It’s a hash brown casserole and I followed a recipe. He told me it was going to be mush and not work. It’s delicious though.
tunachilimac@reddit
What’s the recipe? It sort of looks like you made funeral potatoes is a crock pot instead of the oven.
honeydewsdrops@reddit (OP)
It was frozen shredded hash browns, can of cream of mushroom soup, a cup of sour cream, 2 cups of shredded cheddar cheese and kielbasa! If you message me I’ll share the recipe picture with you and you can laugh with me at how different the picture looks from mine 😂
airitari@reddit
the photo got me retching but omg, these ingredients sound soooo up my alley like i would absolutely devour this 🥲 did you have it all to yourself or did your husband get a taste (and firsthand look? 😆)
tunachilimac@reddit
Yeah that’s basically funeral potatoes but I’ve never seen it with kielbasa tho I’m sure it’s good. They never look great but it’s delicious. We usually do cream of chicken instead of cream of mushroom.
Dragon_Cearon@reddit
What's kielbasa? Looks like something I would make, and those are also very weird combinations that taste good (but you want to eat in the dark for maximum pleasure XD )
honeydewsdrops@reddit (OP)
It’s a type of sausage! They’re really good
weeooweeoowee@reddit
Next time try a tatertot version
HahaNoir2@reddit
With respect, no, it's not.
honeydewsdrops@reddit (OP)
Sorry I didn’t realize you put my food in your mouth
StevesRoomate@reddit
It's got crispy edges
Chaosbuggy@reddit
This looks so much like vomit it made me feel physically ill
Jeramy_Jones@reddit
Insignificant_Dust85@reddit
Is that vomit? I think it’s truly vomit… pretty sure I’ve puked this up before
Dry_Software_1824@reddit
No wonder he’s not around. This looks absolutely revolting
I_Dont-Care_Bear@reddit
You eat maggots?
Direct-Bake-5425@reddit
Worth the wait for husband to get home… lol
Efficient_Volume2314@reddit
I feel like I’m looking into the ocean at a dead thing.
wy_wy@reddit
I don’t think I could accurately identify a single ingredient in this concoction if I tried
wy_wy@reddit
Wait. Is that…hot dog?
space_cheese1@reddit
It kinda looks like petrified wood
Imaginary-Memory8605@reddit
Good God that looks awful
Bloodthirsty_Kirby@reddit
I grew up in a household where my dad was a chef, when he was home we ate like queens, when he had to work, which was most meal times, we ate questionable foods like the above lol. At least it tasted good!
honeydewsdrops@reddit (OP)
He rarely cooks at home which is totally fair. He does the fancy stuff like steak and prime rib or breakfast potatoes because I suck at those 😂 other than this I’m a pretty good cook! He gives me tips and it helps a ton.
cutelilgrl@reddit
I love eating the slop in my trough 😍‼️
MinimumPreparation95@reddit
Gappy Mother’s Day. Glad you enjoyed it.
bob_smiley_69@reddit
"Gimme da slop."
-OP