Man of Blood | TheaterFire

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InTheLurkingGlass@reddit

what’s the point of me

Do you want the biological answer or the nice one?

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InTheLurkingGlass@reddit

give it to me straight

That’s his (w)hole problem

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shorse_hit@reddit

If you're a gay man and can't get laid you're not even trying

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AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit (OP)

I think celibate means doesnt want to.

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Eh he’s remaining celibate because he’s believing in whatever religion is telling him he will suffer eternally for sinning. A weird sort of subcategory of incel where we can’t determine fully whether he’s incel from looks or pure stupidity at taking a religion so seriously he’s hampering his experience on earth for some sort of experience in heaven that’s nonsense.

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WasteOfTimeAndEffort@reddit

But what if I’m scared it’s real

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Marik-X-Bakura@reddit

The term “incel” would disagree

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VicisSubsisto@reddit

Turns out if you add "involuntary" to something it becomes involuntary.

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UpsetPhilosopher4661@reddit

that'd be being asexual. i'm celibate by choice (not my choice)

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IrregularrAF@reddit

i'll celi-bate to that

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Uncle480@reddit

not my choice

Real

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nanomeme@reddit

At this point he's the perfect candidate for Catholic priesthood.

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Original_Dankster@reddit

Literally. he said "what is the point in me?" and he's right. Nobody's pitting their point inside him that's why he's celebate

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Scarab_Kisser@reddit

became straight to make kids then comeback to being gay, duh

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ShoutOfHellas@reddit

Imagine getting only one shot at life and wasting it by restricting yourself massively, because of some made up bullshit some ancient goat herders came up with to scare gullible people into doing their bidding.

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heckmeck_mz@reddit

Imagine getting one shot at life after death and wasting it because you wanted to put your ding dong into the wrong places and reddit told you it'd be cool

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SuspiciousPine@reddit

Pics or it didn't happen

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ShoutOfHellas@reddit

Imagine believing something highly improbable like a life after death although you have no evidence of it "just in case it might be true" AND massively restricting your one shot at life because of that.

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8123619744@reddit

Life after death 🤡🤡🤡

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fr4gge@reddit

WHy give a shit what any religion thinks? Why focus on what's negative instead of what's positive?

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Master_Poet5106@reddit

The one benefit of being gay is that you can get laid whenever. As a bisexual man if I'm horny I can get dick within half hour at most. Guy must look like a troll if he can't get ass.

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DomSchraa@reddit

Some people are into that im pretty sure

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Chodor101@reddit

Just work yourself to death bozo.

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WashYourEyesTwice@reddit

Anon has just taken 4chan's word for it and never actually studied religion because his biases would be challenged and that's too difficult

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Lord_Xandy@reddit

Peak monk material

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Imperius_Furetur@reddit

Anon should start monkmaxxing

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Dave1307@reddit

Why be celibate if you can masturbate? Are you gay in a country where they'll chop off your hands for being gay?

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jonatna@reddit

Idk man sometimes when I don't know if there is an ultimate point I just remind myself I'm here to have fun

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pikachurbutt@reddit

To be a catholic priest?

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RaidenHUN@reddit

There's a lot more to life than relationships and having sex or kids though.... Gay or not

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wordjedi@reddit

Find somebody 80 lb fatter than you and they will fuck you. What are you, SHALLOW??

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ChoiceFudge3662@reddit

I feel the same pain but from a different cause, I’d fuck anon just to make him feel better, he’ll be the bottom tho, I’m not gay.

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FrigginRan@reddit

every religions hates your guts

I’m sorry the church doesn’t say every week they love you but just because they disagree with your lifestyle choices, doesn’t mean they “hate” you. This guy is just consumed with self hatred.

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ELITElewis123@reddit

It's not a choice; they hate anon for something they had 0 control over. What's nice is many churches (at least here in the UK) tend to be very accepting of gay people.

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FrigginRan@reddit

Thats what I’m saying. Besides the extremists, nobody is out here chanting hate toward gay people.

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carleslaorden@reddit

Love the sinner hate the sin.

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Rhettledge@reddit

On any bell curve, outliers must exist. For every person whose physical beauty, mental acuity, or quick witticism lands on the top end of the curve, so too must someone land on the bottom.

For every beauty with brains, there exists a gremlin too ugly for the world to accept.

Just take solace in the fact that you are a rarity. Outside of the average. Very few have your qualities.

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