Predators in the Woods
Posted by AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit | 4chan | View on Reddit | 26 comments
Posted by AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit | 4chan | View on Reddit | 26 comments
Southern_Roll7456@reddit
So you're looking for a man, Anon (excl the tits part).
LooseButtPlug@reddit
Because of a genetic issue mixed with being a fat ass, my tits are ample.
MySneakyAccount1489@reddit
Butterball seeks enormous unkempt beard to be cold and malnourished with in a shack in the middle of the woods until an FBI agent burns it down with us inside
Luke22_36@reddit
Lolazaurus@reddit
Not the worst way to go, tbh.
LooseButtPlug@reddit
It's what I aspire to be.
JootDoctor@reddit
Josh Butterballs from Severely Outdated Information Magazine.
BigCaregiver2381@reddit
Don’t knock it til you’ve tried it
encrustingXacro@reddit
2nd Anon is either morbidly a beast or a man
YourFavouriteDad@reddit
Son, you can't live off grid and be useless. They're likely fit from having to do alot to live in the middle of nowhere.
luhar1995@reddit
Kek
DecoyOctorok24@reddit
Both for sure.
OldManChino@reddit
Based high-test anon
Tomatobasilsoup_@reddit
I love BBW’s idk why, maybe I was meant to be a black man.
SleepWithYourWife@reddit
It's all about shape.
⌛is slampig, completely desirable. This person at least pretends to care. Fuck this shape.
🏐 Is a person who doesn't care about themselves, or you. This person is likely rude, crude and classless. Do not fuck this shape.
PyroKid883@reddit
Slampigs are based
thatgymdude@reddit
Fine by me, man has good taste.
aerosol_aerosmith@reddit
The architect strikes again
woman_tickler049@reddit
fuck sort of san Andreas looking location us that?
vlad_kushner@reddit
Catalina house
vlad_kushner@reddit
He actually described 99% of 4chan.
cujoe88@reddit
That describes my relationship, except we can't pick up and go to the middle of nowhere just yet.
Medical_Officer@reddit
Sounds like anon is a cannibal.
snrup1@reddit
You don't need an application for that, just join the military.
victorxfl@reddit
Anon fucking loses again, damn it....
_Rook_Castle@reddit
I hope you're good with knots Anon.