My most recent failure in the kitchen…

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Griffithead@reddit

Chicken in a slow cooker sucks. Well, it can taste fine, but it's going to look bad.

Part of that is cheap chicken. Poorly trimmed and pumped full of water and other things.

Pan fried on the stovetop is the way to go.

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PGHxplant@reddit

Looks like you stumbled onto what’s essentially a chicken congee concoction. Add some pepper and try serving over biscuits.

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Equivalent_Opening85@reddit (OP)

It definitely reminded me of congee except some of the rice was undercooked somehow.

Over biscuits does sound good. Despite my terrible cooking skills, I’m actually a decent baker. I bet some cheddar biscuits would be pretty damn good with this

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Fresh_Wolverine_9982@reddit

Downvote for the food+downvote for the crockpot liner

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fsociety-AM@reddit

Wait, what’s wrong with using a liner

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the_amatuer_@reddit

Nothing, it makes is much easier for the microplastics to get into your system.

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fsociety-AM@reddit

Oooh okay, I get you. I work at a restaurant and almost everything we make we use liners like this so it didn’t even occur to me.

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Equivalent_Opening85@reddit (OP)

Lmao I have a hairline crack in the ceramic so I have to use the liner. Also I hate washing dishes

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ThePennedKitten@reddit

Yeah, I don’t feel like that’s safe. It kind of sounds like a ticking time bomb.

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Jeramy_Jones@reddit

If you wanna eat like that you can get soup from a can.

Also, extra shade because you’re using a liner.

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LostinQuiddity@reddit

It looks like the inside of chicken pot pie, or through in some dough and call it dumplings

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nathan420@reddit

Fuck you yanks are lazy. Plastic disposable plates and cutlery and cups and now this shit.

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JEGiggleMonster@reddit

Looks like a luch I had in grade school lol

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SoyboyCowboy@reddit

Put it in a pie crust! Chicken pot pie

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ismellofdesperation@reddit

Your first mistake was adding microplastics to your meal with the bag. Enjoy the healthy serving of phaletes

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Frothynibbler@reddit

You act like they’re not literally in everything already lmao

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ismellofdesperation@reddit

You act like not adding more to the already ridiculous dose we get in everything else isn’t helpful…it is especially when you add it to your dish yourself…

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Frothynibbler@reddit

It’s in the freaking rain. It’s in the air we breathe. It’s in everything. Using a plastic utensil isn’t going to make much of a difference.

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Huhsucks@reddit

Be ashamed of yourself. If it’s good? Then fuck it

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iwantomatter@reddit

honestly this looks like caldo de pollo once the caldo has run out loll

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fanceypantsey@reddit

Looks like a glue version of chicken and dumpling soup? I love that soup but if that glue is rice, I don’t know if you can save that. My deepest sympathy’s.

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Keep trying you get it. Also that looks like the buckets I use empty out when used to work at a hospital kitchen (the kitchen staff just dump all the food scraps into one bucket and it makes this sludge)

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Equivalent_Opening85@reddit (OP)

Lmao I won’t be adding the rice to the crock pot next time.

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oracle989@reddit

Instant Pot or a rice cooker are the easiest option for rice, for something like this I'd throw in some chicken bouillon and a couple garlic cloves with it. Rice can be cooked it in a pot on the stove too, but given the evidence here I'm not sure I'd recommend that for you

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Equivalent_Opening85@reddit (OP)

🤣🤣 I’m usually pretty good with rice. I love my rice cooker and can make it on the stove, though rhe rice cooker is preferred. Next time I’m def not putting the rice in the slow cooker. And I’ll season more. I was afraid of over doing it.

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