Tried dyeing my family’s breakfast..
Posted by Delivered-Dan@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 32 comments
Posted by Delivered-Dan@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 32 comments
GigaSoup@reddit
Instead it's dying
MaoTseTrump@reddit
My favorite breakfast! eggs Armenian style with raisins, sassafras sage-apricot crumpets, donkey sausages and turtle peeps.
BurdenedCrayon@reddit
Did they dye?
Delivered-Dan@reddit (OP)
Nope, they’re healthy and alive
Saints_Girl56@reddit
Why do you hate them so much?!
Delivered-Dan@reddit (OP)
I just said this, I don’t. I made a mistake mixing the color
ChillCommissar@reddit
They certainly will be some dyeing
Free-Huckleberry3590@reddit
Friend I don’t think you’ve got English down yet. You’re trying to kill your family with breakfast.
triple7freak1@reddit
madmaxturbator@reddit
They dislike the family, and wish for them to feel uneasy while eating. I can’t think of any other reason.
Delivered-Dan@reddit (OP)
Nah, opposite actually. My mom bought food coloring, and said I could make something with it.
gilly_girl@reddit
I don't think she wanted you to weaponize it.
Nosaja_adjacenT@reddit
This took me right the f"ck out! 🤣😭 I'm wheezing!
Nosaja_adjacenT@reddit
Ummm well, it's the thought that counts. Staying open-minded is the key to learning from one's experience. Now, with all the positive talk out the way, a joke.
You wanted to dye the food but it just couldn't get any deader...I mean better.
MEGA_TOES@reddit
Oh my god it looks dead
Sugar_Plum_Mouse@reddit
To make it look worse?
Delivered-Dan@reddit (OP)
No, I wanted something special :(
Sugar_Plum_Mouse@reddit
Dang I’m sorry
trampus1@reddit
They must've done unspeakable things to have this made for them.
Delivered-Dan@reddit (OP)
I just suck at cooking
Leading_Funny5802@reddit
Man I’m old enough to remember the book Green Eggs and Ham … my weird hippie mom used to LOVE tie dying my food!!!
Come to think of it, maybe that’s why my diets so weird now.
Appropriate-Log8506@reddit
Must be really difficult tying a rope around your eggs and dipping it in dye.
Leading_Funny5802@reddit
Hippies man ……
Rukanau@reddit
The pancakes in the foreground are EXACTLY what my head chef's 'red velvet' pancakes came out like when he tried adding red food colouring.
Appropriate-Log8506@reddit
They look like some buckwheat pancakes i had before.
Sorry_Error3797@reddit
Think you need to replace the fat that you cooked the eggs in. It's a pit past it's best.
AboutAverage404@reddit
It looks burnt, undercooked, soggy, and crunchy all at the same time
YakElectronic6713@reddit
Exactly. And that's quite a feat, tbh.
StupidMario64@reddit
I was like "i dont see whatz wro-oh."
SlipperyGibbet@reddit
die is right
Kitkutsuki@reddit
" Not green eggs and ham Sam I am" special
Doctor_Saved@reddit
I didn't know they make brown food coloring.