Anon is kickpuncher

Posted by Acrobatic_Airline605@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 24 comments

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Sausage_Emperor@reddit

r/greentext

looks inside

text is red

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AnalTyrant@reddit

I mean, at least this is actually a story in the green text story format. That beats about 90% of the trash posted on here.

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ShefBoiRDe@reddit

How can i read this? Theres no green text!

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krykel2@reddit

How has this been posted for a full day and no one pointed out the poster is from the future?

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Anluine@reddit

So he got an erection so hard it made him pull his leg up like that?

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Acrobatic_Airline605@reddit (OP)

Yup

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s-josten@reddit

Anon has got to be in middle school. Not even for the story, that attempt at typing is just so extremely pre-pubescent.

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SuddenPlatypus2111@reddit

That's how most stories are narrated on greentext.

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Fake: anon would miss the kick due to erections being highly unstable and extremely volatile Gay: anon didn't see the new girl the next day (clearly not specified who greeted anon) and instead just went to see his boyfriend who greeted him like every other day

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