My partner tried to make naan bread.
Posted by Prosperous_Petiole@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 105 comments
They were so hard and dry you could split someone's skull throwing them around.
creatyvechaos@reddit
This is a sailors biscuit
The-Jerkbag@reddit
clack clack
LonelyNixon@reddit
Thanks max
daemenus@reddit
Small world huh?
bubblegum-popxx@reddit
LMAOOOO
IllvesterTalone@reddit
Hardtack is meant to be hard... I'd rather that than these š
Responsible_Page1108@reddit
well...they at least succeeded in making decent chain sit-down restaurant rolls?
ShopwornShortcut@reddit
Q: How many steps in the recipe did you follow precisely?
A: Naan.
DargonFeet@reddit
Uh oh, QANaan.
High_InTheTrees@reddit
GreenThunder18@reddit
You win the internet my friend - brilliant!
GABRIELFORLIFE@reddit
r/mysteriousdownvotes
GreenThunder18@reddit
Wow who knew people hate compliments so much? Lol
GABRIELFORLIFE@reddit
Fr
Ai_777@reddit
r/puns would love this
sprinklywinks@reddit
r/angryupvote
UrLoca_simp@reddit
Looks like a McDonald's burger bun š¬
Euphoric_Search_2373@reddit
Me nans bread.
Grigori_the_Lemur@reddit
Does partner know what naan is supposed to look like?
chr15c@reddit
Bread bread
probablyatargaryen@reddit
Cheese cheese
link183@reddit
Moon moon
chr15c@reddit
Fromage cheese
Lord_Phoenix95@reddit
Well it's a bread from a different culture made differently to commercial bread.
redesckey@reddit
"Naan" means "bread".
TheGreatWheel@reddit
Just to clarify a bit, naan includes the word bread rather than being a direct translation.
We also have roti, parantha, and puri (not an exhaustive list) which are types of breads that would also be redundant by suffixing ābreadā to it.
Zerly@reddit
Edamame beans
Starfruit_Vodka@reddit
Tea tea
chr15c@reddit
ThƩ tea
Main_Ad_5147@reddit
Hot water heater.
PestoChickenLinguine@reddit
atm machine
swim_and_sleep@reddit
Naan for me thanks
TheGreatWheel@reddit
My Indian ancestry weeps.
link183@reddit
Did you misspell weaps? As in lethal weapons from India?
LortimerC@reddit
Coming right up!Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā
Throws it at you and splits your skull
Senki89@reddit
Maybe if exposed to gravy they'll become food š¤
krowrofefas@reddit
Try a pizza dough recipe and just add some Plain yogurt and butter.
And cook it on an iron stove top pan.
readditredditread@reddit
Naan, Iāll passā¦
Free-Huckleberry3590@reddit
Eh. At least it still looks edible
Fluffy_Ad_6581@reddit
Are you sure? Maybe he was trying to make rolls
IrisSmartAss@reddit
Looks like he put yeast in bread that shouldn't have it. Maybe he needs a tortilla press.
FPGA_engineer@reddit
Naan is supposed to be leavened: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naan
He made some mistake(s), but not that.
IrisSmartAss@reddit
You can test easy that I'm not making any.
Gryndyl@reddit
naan is made with yeast
IrisSmartAss@reddit
Maybe I'm mixing it up with chapati. Anyway, I know that those are too fluffy.
Sezwahtithinks@reddit
Naan loaf
StillDeepWaters@reddit
More like nah bread š j/k they look like Portuguese rolls, keep at it I've screwed up lots of bakes.
withbellson@reddit
Oh good god.
Now, I've made naan a few times, and it's pretty good, but I don't have the equipment to do it really well, and making it after spending all day also making complex Indian recipes is not my favorite. Trader Joe's frozen naan is perfectly good, and I also keep Deep brand frozen naan from the local Indian markets. Toast them on a rack in the toaster oven for 2-3 minutes.
polychromatte@reddit
Putting the ānahā in naan bread
ABEGIOSTZ@reddit
Congratulations, you made hardtack
Acinixys@reddit
It looks like he baked it in the oven like a bread?
You have to make Naan in a pan if you want it to stay flat.
rotinom@reddit
Put it on a grill thatās screaming hot. Preferably charcoal. Maybe a minute per side
Professional-Way7350@reddit
i use a super hot cast iron and it turns out delicious
MelonElbows@reddit
That's hard tack!
ariellake83@reddit
Oh dear.
Zerbinetta@reddit
Looks like dwarf bread!
Charming_Bus9001@reddit
Use joshua weissmans recipe, its really easy
Garviel_Loken95@reddit
His recipes are great but god damn he needs to stop calling himself āpapaā and singing in that high pitched voice
Gryndyl@reddit
The key is to not watch the videos. Just click the recipe link and take it from there.
GobiPLX@reddit
At this stage I guess use any recipe at all
asyork@reddit
Yes, it is better to start with a recipe rather than a vague idea.
Lord_Phoenix95@reddit
For an unleavened bread they look pretty leavened.
FPGA_engineer@reddit
Naan is supposed to be leavened: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naan
If you forget the yeast and yogurt and you will get a tortilla. Now excuse me while I hide from all of Central and South America that I just enraged.
jabracadaniel@reddit
naan is like the one flatbread thats hard to make at home, since its not baked in an oven or on a skillet (at least traditionally). should probably try a different recipe
FPGA_engineer@reddit
I don't think so. I had no problem making it my first try using a carbon steel pan to cook them. Any pan but non-stick should work fine, you just want to get it very hot.
candi666@reddit
Thatās nahh bread
Genuine-Farticle@reddit
Naat bread
Accomplished-Iron778@reddit
Naansense
x_asperger@reddit
Is this a hate crime?
marcster357@reddit
So you end up with delicious Pita, Iād say this is a fine mistake.
Saltyhogbottomsalad@reddit
I take pity on this pita
Stonetheflamincrows@reddit
Out of smooshed hamburger buns?
Acceptablepops@reddit
Youāre partner had what h needs for the monster whopper so not all a failure
elefhino@reddit
Will you please ask for their specific process and write it out? I am so curious
3igen@reddit
Four naan?! Is he insane?
bionicjoey@reddit
A naan and a half each. Try the lamb pasanda, it's incredibly rich and creamy.
BaconSoul@reddit
Looks like flat hamburger buns
barontaint@reddit
Kinda looks like you somehow made pupusas instead. Naan is good but stuffed Salvadoran bread is also quite tasty.
David_NyMa@reddit
That is Naah bread.
iodisedsalt@reddit
You shouldn't attack people with bread, we are a naan-violent society.
RiverOhRiver86@reddit
Both of them...?
IllvesterTalone@reddit
You've got some lovely trenchers!
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trencher_(tableware)
hey_itsmeurbrother@reddit
i see the confusion, he tried to make bread bread, he doubled up on the bread
Limp-Fishcuit91@reddit
That is naat naan.
Magic_Saltwater@reddit
Yes your partner tried!šā¦. And didnāt failed completely (just a littleā¦)
IW_Thalias@reddit
Looking a little naan-viable.
Wallaroo_Trail@reddit
looks like dollar store hamburger buns that have been frozen and then ur mom sat on them to unfreeze em
padetn@reddit
Naanāt
padetn@reddit
Nahān
duduwatson@reddit
Why are they so thick?
Prosperous_Petiole@reddit (OP)
That's not the only question I also had and I still have no answer. He has no answer as well.
RustyWinchester@reddit
self raising flour?
TheyCallMeGaddy@reddit
Self righteous flowers*
SpeedBlitzX@reddit
I guess it's naan of our business to know /jk
streetRAT_za@reddit
r/ididnthaveeggs
LortimerC@reddit
Looks like he made non-naan.Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ^I'll see myself out
Appropriate-Log8506@reddit
Roll the dough thin in an oblong shape. Use a bit of water to stick the naan to your sheet. Donāt worry if it sticks. You can scrape it off and the crust gives flavor. Use the highest heat setting on your oven and cook them one at a time.
keith2600@reddit
Sounds like non-bread. How am I the first with that one
XomokyH@reddit
Show this to r/peepshowquotes they will go insane
Sir-Nicholas@reddit
Naa bread
MrCockingFinally@reddit
Tragically no GIF, but instantly reminded me of this.
anidnmeno@reddit
Buuns
amazeballs666@reddit
This could have been used in the ongoing Indo-Pak conflict. Your partner just made a weapon both countries would love to use to break skulls. As an Indian, I approve.
ShopwornShortcut@reddit
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goldenyuusha@reddit
That's Non Bread alright