“It’s like poetry…”

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llibertybell965@reddit

Maybe this is more of a me problem, but I've always liked Revenge of the Sith. Hell I don't even hate The Phantom Menace, the only prequel I dislike is Attack of the Clones.

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Embarrassed-Run-6291@reddit

If they had better directing the prequels would be fine movies.

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LostInPlantation@reddit

Better directing, better story, better dialogues, better visual effects and better actors.

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Embarrassed-Run-6291@reddit

The story isn't bad and the effects were good for their time.

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MidMixThinderDim@reddit

the story isn't bad

Midochondrians

the effects were good for the time

Nothing but cgi slop and bluescreens that looked terrible only a few years after the movies came out

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Frozen_Watch@reddit

Lot of people just kinda repeat what Mike said in his star wars reviews and something he got wrong was his understanding of midichlorian.

Midichlorians don't create the force in people they sort of just feed off it. The more someone has indicates how much ithe force resonates through them. Its a form of symbiosis. Its in line with the oneness of the force that all living beings are a part of.

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MidMixThinderDim@reddit

Mike covered pretty much all the reasons that the story was bad though, he went through the whole movie. Midichlorians (thanks for reminding me of the correct name) were just a lame plot device to show why Anakin was the "chosen one", it doesn't really add anything interesting to the force, and actively detracts from the mystique of it. That's just one of many reasons that the story sucked though

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LostInPlantation@reddit

Even Toy Story looks more photorealistic than Ep 1 and 2. The story is a convoluted and non-sensical political thriller that retroactively ruins one of the coolest movie villains in film history.

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MulanMcNugget@reddit

The prequels have always had a good back bone of story with the politics of how a republic turns into a empire but George never had the balls to focus on that story and instead tried to make a story for adults and 4 years olds at the same time, but failed to realise that people that watched the originals would of grown up and don't care if their kids could watch it or not.

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prisonsuit-rabbitman@reddit

even the slop movies from the early 2000s now feel like masterpieces compared to today's cinema

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El_Rista1993@reddit

Anyone else notice RLM more more milquetoast with their opinions now they have a bunch of celebrity friends?

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Frozen_Watch@reddit

Yeah, their stuff has really lost their edge as of late.

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Shvingy@reddit

Oblivion Remastered made more than that so far.

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Do-it-for-you@reddit

To be fair, the Oblivion remaster has updated graphics.

Meanwhile they just straight up rereleased an old movie again with 0 changes and it still made $55m.

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Figgyee@reddit

Context for anyone who isn't into the Disney spaceslop? (assuming it's actually Star Wars cause I see George Lucas)

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Apathetic-Abacus@reddit

The fella getting choked out is Mike Stoklasa. He works for RLM which is an internet show. They're particularly know for their comedic scathing review of the Star Wars Prequels that came out in the early days of the internet where they pick apart the logic and filmmaking choices of George Lucas.

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celmate@reddit

I'm not terminally online enough to know what the fuck is happening here

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Great-Comparison-982@reddit

I hate RLM with a burning passion.

Fuckers singlehandedly ruined Star Trek and Star Wars.

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love-em-feet@reddit

Do you always blame victims?

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Great-Comparison-982@reddit

RLM victims?

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fuckitsayit@reddit

Did they?

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2-inches-of-fail@reddit

So many details the AI gets wrong in that image

The lighting on the left and right walls suggest the walls are at two different angles, but there is no corner of the room down the centre of the image.

It is impossible to choke someone by putting the victims windpipe into the corner of your elbow

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Effective-Brain-3386@reddit

God I wish AI could get better at art so more artists can starve to death.

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ThePhantom1994@reddit

Or at the very least, be forced to go into extremist politics

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rcasale42@reddit

The direction of Georgie's forearm doesn't match the location of his hand.

This is the only real issue.

All the other errors could be stylistic choices, or the same error a human artist could make.

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Aguacatedeaire__@reddit

What the fuck are you talking about

You assume everyone's arms are as skinny as yours, anorexic territory, and that'd make choxking a neck in the corner of your elbow impossible.

Apart that you'd still be wrong, it clearly screams you don't have a clue what you're talking about. Like.... not even watched that shit once or twice on an highlight reel with some focus.

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Hates_commies@reddit

Ai made it in a minute for a meme ill look at for 5 seconds so who gives a shit if its a bit wrong?

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SonTyp_OhneNamen@reddit

So the art degree didn’t prevent you from spending your day on reddit, huh buddy?

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Tz33ntch@reddit

As the other guy said, you don't choke someone out by crushing their trachea lmao

Unless you want to actually strangle and kill them

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stillmahboi@reddit

That is literally the most textbook rear naked choke possible, you have no idea what you're talking about.

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ThrowEmInTheSoup@reddit

You don't need to block the windpipe if you block the blood from their brain by applying pressure to the sides of the neck. It's much faster and more effective than blocking the windpipe since the brain can go much longer while low on oxygen rather than a low blood supply.

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Severe-Rope-3026@reddit

i was a RLM fan for a decade plus then they had josh robert thompson on 2 episodes in a row and now i like george

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Earthworm-Kim@reddit

going from jrt back to tim and josh is fucking asswrenching

a random hobo off the street would be less camera shy, have funnier jokes and more charisma

probably better groomed, too

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Severe-Rope-3026@reddit

i cant tell who you are calling a hobo here

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Earthworm-Kim@reddit

nobody

i'm saying a random hobo would be better than tim and josh

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