What's their endgame?

Are you suggesting he's wrong? Pakistan and India only split from each other in 1947. They're going to share a lot of similarities in culture. Not even just the religious issue, a large part of India is Muslim.

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stillmahboi@reddit

No I'm talking about the abortion rape virgin thing actually.

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TheEnigmaEncoder@reddit

I've always wondered; wouldn't 72 virgins be a complete nightmare to micromanage? Like you've got to plan out which ones or group you'll see at certain times and then circle around so you can have all of them and then you maybe favor some girls over the others, but how do you break it too them in heaven? It's a lot to deal with.

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OOGABooga100Xs100Yrs@reddit

Get your main b*tch to sort it out

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SoloMarko@reddit

TIL in heaven, there is a concept called Bitch delegation.

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SerendipitouslySane@reddit

Harem manager was a legit job in imperial courts like the Chinese and Ottoman ones. It was usually done by a eunuch, and his duties included keeping track of how many times each girl has been fucked so they would know who has the emperor's favour. The girls in a harem tend to be the children of nobility so the degree to which the emperor had a preferred companion had serious political consequences.

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SoloMarko@reddit

Well yeah, on earth, but in heaven though. I can't see that there would be any eunuchs up there, as I imagine getting yer 'meat n two veg' back would be top of the list of things to be asking for.

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SerendipitouslySane@reddit

Well, you can always have a harem of 71 and one really, really sexually frustrated bookkeeper.

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SoloMarko@reddit

Ooooooook!

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fakaito@reddit

Have the dumbest war in human history next to Jesus Chinese brother war

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ExerciseStrict9903@reddit

i can never believe a war existed and millions died because a chinese schizo thought he was the brother of jesus. i don't think anything can top that

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Ms4Sheep@reddit

Chinese here, that was just an excuse to fuck the Manchus. Using religion for an excuse to massacre nobles and occupying outsiders was our favorite sports for thousands of years, before that we used to have Taoism rebellions that were just as funny (saying I’m another buddha/god’s avatar or shit) and fierce.

And the casualty was mostly because rebellions really want to exterminate Manchus and the guy who was in charge to suppress the rebellion had some mental issues and goes “the best way to remove a rebellion is to remove local population”. The love of some random ass person looking at us from above was the last of our concerns.

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Sengfroid@reddit

Geeze. Have a bit western centric view but I always assumed there weren't any wars in the name of Taoism Buddhism or Confucianism. Thanks for dispelling that. Seems like using a peaceful concept as premise for massive bloodshed is universal

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Foxhound220@reddit

There's literally a Buddhist uprising called 大乘之亂 A bunch of Buddhist monks were not happy about the new emperor and started to chimp out.

The leader of the rebellion believed anyone they killed will become a Buddha so he and his followers depopulated a whole ass region. Took the government 2 years and 100k troops to quell the uprising.

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Wantitneeditgetit@reddit

Was that the yellow something rebellion? Look my knowledge of Chinese history comes from Dynasty Warriors . . . . I wanna say like 5? And Xanxia webnovels.

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Foxhound220@reddit

No, yellow turban was a Taoist uprising that destroyed Han Empire.

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FalseTautology@reddit

Welcome to earth, friend

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Benjen0@reddit

That sounds like very Chinese. Although, I have noticed you guys like to end your knowledge drop with a little bit of wisdom, a proverb or a joke that are absolutely not something translatable and ends up like : what's the difference between someone from Fujian and Huanxou and they go, none, the people from Fujian can't recognise themselves.

Sounds hilarious and I'm so envious to not be able to get the slightest bit of it.

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yaangyiing_@reddit

raised in china here, more than likely a reference to an ancient poetry line that basically means "elder wisdom: Fuijian people are too ugly to look at"

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Catsindahood@reddit

Almost all religious wars, religion was simply the pretext.

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Magenta30@reddit

Using religion for an excuse to massacre nobles and occupying outsiders

So we are not that different after all ❤️

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ExerciseStrict9903@reddit

thanks for the extra info

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NightHaunted@reddit

Conceptually, maybe not, but for single ridiculous war events I think China still wins just a different example. You just can't top a note like this.

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AcceptanceGG@reddit

Soooo. What’s up with all the civilians being eaten?

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NightHaunted@reddit

It was a siege, so the defending Tang soldiers were stuck inside the city for like a year or something. Food ran out, and they turned to eating things like dogs and horses. When all other plant and animal life had been exhausted, the commander of the city declared in defense of the Emperor and dynasty the fighting men of the city would eat the women and children. Once those people were used up they ate each other as they died off from starvation and illness. This went on until their original contingent of 9,800 men was down to 400 men who didn't even have the strength left to draw their bows.

The commander of the army attacking the city was actually super impressed by the defending commander's ability to keep the city in check and to get his men to follow an order like "eat the children, never surrender" and pretty much asked him to come over to their side of the rebellion. He refused, and he and his last loyal men were executed.

Despite the horror of it all, the Tang ability to hold the city denied the rebels access to Southern China and it's many resources for a while and contributed to them eventually winning the war, though not without lots of other silly shit happening.

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Liezuli@reddit

As absolutely fucked as that story is, there's something hilarious about the enemy commander seeing that shit go down and being that impressed by it.

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NightHaunted@reddit

It's basically the 750 BC equivalent of the USA offering amnesty to all the Nazi scientists.

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foxbat-31@reddit

Which. Battle

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NightHaunted@reddit

Siege of Suiyang

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Res_Novae17@reddit

WTF is that from? 9000 people killed 120,000? Were they lead by Leonidas?

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NightHaunted@reddit

It was a siege, hence the lopsided numbers and eventual mass cannibalism.

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Captainwumbombo@reddit

Om nom nom

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fakaito@reddit

But fr if this shit gone nuclear we can top that

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ExerciseStrict9903@reddit

it wont this has happened before. and nothing ever happens

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Aggravating-Hold1380@reddit

But... Chuda...

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MedicalChallenge2755@reddit

It.wont.

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wowSoFresh@reddit

Im sorry, but hat?

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IDrinkSulfuricAcid@reddit

The Taiping Rebellion.

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FatSelkie@reddit

The Arab conquests?

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void_17@reddit

It's happening

No it's not

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Quantum_feenix@reddit

It is. Chuddha was wrong for once.

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void_17@reddit

It's not.

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stationhollow@reddit

Is Chuda wearing an upside down India?

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xxxSiegexxx918@reddit

https://i.redd.it/48j5twvmqzze1.gif

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ShySardaukar77@reddit

If they made a horror movie of this thing running after people, I wouldn’t watch it. I’d be too scared.

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juliusxyk@reddit

No its not. Its just 2 countries that hated each other for decades fighting over nothing for a few weeks until they stop and both side will claim victory

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Tanto_yts@reddit

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1000dumplings@reddit

I feel like this is truly one of the only wars in modern history where there is no clear bad guy and both sides are truly just fucking evil and their civilians are the ones getting hurt because of it.

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Quantum_feenix@reddit

This whole affair started when Hindu tourists were singled out and execu**d by terrorists. I would suggest reading up on some news before making dumb comments.

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Ice_Swallow4u@reddit

Was the Pakistani government involved in that? Like can anyone prove it?

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anOddAlphabet@reddit

https://youtube.com/shorts/lkO8fR4vlgA?si=iyOvHlaSRS0AmAvlhttps://youtube.com/shorts/lkO8fR4vlgA?si=iyOvHlaSRS0AmAvl

they do admit that they have been sheltering and training terrorist historically, wheres your proof that they weren't involved?

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Ice_Swallow4u@reddit

Your making the accusation the burden of proof is on you.

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anOddAlphabet@reddit

showed you the evidence now accepting the truth or denying it is your wish that has nothing to do with me or anyone

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Ice_Swallow4u@reddit

I honestly dont know what is going on over there. A youtube short isnt really the information i wanted. I think im gonna look for some BBC articles on the issue and listen to some NPR.

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anOddAlphabet@reddit

sure bud sure whatever clears your mind

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Ice_Swallow4u@reddit

2 sides to every story.

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anOddAlphabet@reddit

sure man sure bin laden & Hitler had valid reasons too if you think about it

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Ice_Swallow4u@reddit

Funding terrorist groups for the West and the CIA? WTF? Im gonna go down the Pakistan/India rabbit hole. If i find anything interesting ill let you know.

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Quantum_feenix@reddit

I'm glad you're keeping an open mind about all this. Your initial comment gave me the impression that you were a Pakistani troll. I wish you luck in your quest for knowledge.

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Ice_Swallow4u@reddit

Oh shit dude i didn't know Bangladesh was part of Pakistan. Are they still beefing?

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Quantum_feenix@reddit

This might come as a shocker but Bangladesh is desperately trying to align itself with Pakistan. Sheikh Hasina, who led the secular and progressive Awami League government (a woman head of state in a Muslim-majority country) was forced to go into exile last year. Well to be fair, her government had it coming due to excessive corruption. There was also a proposed law that would favor the descendants of freedom fighters,( a lot of whom also happened to be/were members of the Awami League) in civil service jobs. This was the final straw and led to popular mass uprisings led by student organizations. The country is now heavily influenced by fundamentalist Islamists (more like, the government is treating them with a laissez-faire attitude). On the outside, it has a Nobel peace-prize laureate as the head of state (Md. Yunus) but pogroms against minority religious groups and a very visible push for Sharia (Islamic law) have been occurring since the ouster of Ms. Hasina.

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Ice_Swallow4u@reddit

Solid fucking reply! Thanks you so much I had no idea. The only things I watch about Pakistan is this YouTube channel where they fix heavy equipment.

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a-walking-bowl@reddit

Bangladesh used to be called East Pakistan, but split off “peacefully” and is now a separate nation.

They’re not affiliated with Pakistan anymore due to differences in ideology, but they would rather not be in this war because their economy is already struggling and they’ve got a bunch of loans to repay.

If push comes to shove, though, they’d most likely help India. Because India losing means Kashmir is lost, and that makes it likely for China to extend their arm south (towards North-East India, Tibet and Nepal, and eventually Bangladesh).

It’s a mess of a situation and no one can predict what will happen. I think it’s best to stay calm, steer clear of rumours, let the people in charge figure it out and help out any way I can.

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Ice_Swallow4u@reddit

I had no idea. Thankyou for the reply. I don't really are for US politics (i dont think anyone does) but geopolitics is has always been interesting to me.

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ViceRoyHenTie@reddit

Past precedent, Pakistan housed Osama Bin Laden in their territory specifically Abbottabad. That’s where American Navy seals went in to eliminate him and his family.

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Ice_Swallow4u@reddit

Does the Pakistani government have complete control over Pakistan? I thought they had a loose grasp at control of the country.

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Scary_Cup6322@reddit

Pretty much, yeah. They do fund islamic terrorists, they're third behind Saudi Arabia and Iran.

However, we do not have any proof whether or not these were Pakistani terrorists or an isolated cell.

That Pakistan agreed to an independent investigation by a third party (out of fear that india would be biased) does, at least in my mind, make it likely that they had no idea something was going to happen.

Not that it matters now. India returned fire on civilian targets, and then kept escalating rather than doing the usual eye for an eye thing they had going on.

Also, two of it's really fancy jets (of which it only has 30) got shot down. That is a pretty big loss. Hell, I'd almost be willing to believe that the jets are the only reason they keep escalating after getting their revenge.

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the_guy_who_asked69@reddit

India returned fire on civilian targets

False.

They fired missiles that were UN designated terrorist camps and launchpads and military bases.

https://www.pib.gov.in/PressReleasePage.aspx?PRID=2127370 I am posting and adding my source links in a moment

Now these military bases and terrorist camps are intentionally (the same reason as Hamas) located in a densely populated region so a few civilians got injured.

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Scary_Cup6322@reddit

I checked my source again, as well as the .gov link you provided, and whilst it does repeat indias statement that it only targeted "terrorists infrastructure", I'm not going to blindly believe indias claim.

And even if it was, this isn't a hamas situation. We don't know which terrorist cell it was, whether it was linked with Pakistan at all, or if it even has cells within Pakistan.

As far as we know it could be iran fucking their neighbour over, or the saudis pulling some shit, and india is now blindly striking at the wrong target.

I can't respond to your ground.news link. I'm not going to pay their subscription over an online argument, so if there's information I'm not aware of in there it's my bad. I'm mainly basing this of CNN.

https://edition.cnn.com/world/live-news/india-pakistan-attack-kashmir-tourists-intl-hnk

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2025/05/06/asia/india-pakistan-kashmir-conflict-hnk-intl

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the_guy_who_asked69@reddit

I checked my source again, as well as the .gov link you provided, and whilst it does repeat India's statement that it only targeted "terrorists infrastructure", I'm not going to blindly believe India's claim.

Thanks for keeping an open-mind and not blindly believing that my sources. I had another link which explained the targets of the Air strike but got deleted somehow whilst editing and putting my sources. But your CNN had more or less the same information.

We don't know which terrorist cell it was, whether it was linked with Pakistan at all, or if it even has cells within Pakistan.

Well yes, As per this Reuters article it has listed out all the militant/terrorist groups that India striked https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/who-are-pakistan-based-let-jem-groups-targeted-by-indian-strikes-2025-05-07/

And I hope that I don't need to remind that even if pakistan always claims that they have no connection to terrorist groups, Osama bin Laden was found in Abbotabad, pakistan, which is also a populated area near pakisthan military base.

And yes, i classify mosques as civilian targets, not terrorist infrastructure.

I do too but if those mosques train and educate future terrorists and are recognised by at least one country outside this mess, that establishment is no longer a mosque (a civilian target or religious establishment) it becomes a terrorist launchpad first then a mosque. https://www.thehindu.com/news/national/state-funeral-for-terrorists-in-pakistan-foreign-secy-slams-pakistans-links-to-trf-let-and-jem-leaders/article69554240.ece

I know that you might not believe the Indian or Pakistani news sources as well. So I am adding an article from Reuters and Al-jazeera as well

https://www.aljazeera.com/features/2025/5/8/inside-muridke-did-india-hit-a-terror-base-or-a-mosque

https://www.reuters.com/world/india/reduced-rubble-india-strikes-alleged-headquarters-militant-groups-pakistans-2025-05-07/

https://youtu.be/XYpBq0cIl_Q?si=6FaE8lzgX0-J13xa (Brut India)

I can't respond to your ground.news link. I'm not going to pay their subscription over an online argument, so if there's information I'm not aware of in there it's my bad. I'm mainly basing this on CNN.

No problem, I used Ground.news so that I take no bias in my information.

At the time of writing Pakistan after taking IMF loans violated the ceasefire. https://www.reuters.com/world/india/pakistan-says-three-air-bases-targeted-by-indian-missiles-2025-05-10/

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imhariiguess@reddit

india returned fire on civilian targets

What were civilians doing in military bases at midnight

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Ice_Swallow4u@reddit

Sorry i was out in the woods. Thank you for the reply.

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Itsyoboyni66a@reddit

India targetted terrorist institutions, not civilians. No jets have been shot down, our jets never crossed the border

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Adipay@reddit

The deputy Prime Minister called them "freedom fighters"

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JayasaurusRex88@reddit

You're allowed to say executed.

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Quantum_feenix@reddit

A few days back I got a 3 day ban from reddit for dubious reasons. Ever since then, I've been paranoid.

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anOddAlphabet@reddit

really bro ? sheltered bin Laden still there's no clear bad guy?

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johnjohn10240525@reddit

You’re gonna not believe me when I tell you who Funded the creation of Al Qaeda and the Taliban….

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Plus_Yam_1889@reddit

You ain’t gonna believe when I tell you which country founded Al Qaeda and the taliban…..

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a-walking-bowl@reddit

both sides are truly just fucking evil

So if 26 tourists were shot down just inside the American border by Mexican extremists, would a swift response consisting of destroying the terrorist camps be considered “truly just fucking evil”?

And to make matters worse - if these 26 people were killed just because they were Christians, just because the terrorists hate Christians, would the response mentioned above be “truly just fucking evil”?

Before commenting and passing judgment, you should at least know a little bit more about what is going on. I agree that things don’t look good right now sitting where you are, but you have to understand what it’s like here.

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Rydagod1@reddit

I don’t care much who comes out on top but Pakistan is clearly the aggressor.

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Sex----Haver@reddit

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Dampened_Panties@reddit

Pretty sure their end game is to be martyred in jihad against the infidels and then spend eternity fucking hot chicks in paradise as a reward.

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ursoyjak@reddit

Ehh pretty hard to find 1 Pakistani hot chick much less 72 of them

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Level_Solid_8501@reddit

Have you seen Pakistani chicks?

I think they want to kill themselves so they DON'T have to sleep with them.

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Trigger_Fox@reddit

Turns out they're virgins for a reason

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SoloMarko@reddit

Mostly deceased Redditors, 4 channers and Lesbian aunties, would make up the bulk.

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ErenKruger711@reddit

Feel bad for their civilians

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Gamexai2007@reddit

Currently the Pakistani military is using their equipment in civilian areas since a lot of their military bases are under attack. It also means that when India retaliates and attacks these temporary stations, Pakistan will complain about how their civilians are being targeted. They are actively putting their own population at risk.

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Atompunk78@reddit

Average Islamic war tactics, where else does this remind me of…

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ohsohazy@reddit

Can’t bring that one up tho 🤐

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Calm-Technology7351@reddit

Is a 4chan sub siding with joos? There’s always another plot twist

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Atompunk78@reddit

Why do you say ‘jews’ like that? And yeah I’m siding with what I see as the immoral side, rather than the terrorists

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NoamEG@reddit

a real headscratcher that one. surely not in a place where the leading terrorist party brought doom upon their people?

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Low_Distribution3628@reddit

Almost like Pakistan is one of the leading nation state sponsors of terrorism

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Atompunk78@reddit

Indeed

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ROGUE_COSMIC@reddit

Also pakistan didn't restrict their airspace for civillian flights. During the conflict a saudi flight was in pakistani air space with no idea of the conflict going on below (they were never warned)

So they basically used the people in that civillian flight as human shields

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Gamexai2007@reddit

Apart from international flights, DOMESTIC flights to and fro Lahore were still operational and were flying NEAR the India-Pak border. Cannot expect them to worry for civilians of other nations, but they show blatant disregard for their own.

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ROGUE_COSMIC@reddit

Can't expect anything from the country that refused to take back their own solders' dead bodies after the kargil war.

The Indian army had to bury them according to islamic rites

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ErenKruger711@reddit

Hamas playbook. Worse than that actually

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Sionpai@reddit

Indian

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TurretLimitHenry@reddit

This reminds me of The third Reich. All the shit talk in the world, only to lose all their wars.

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thewiburi@reddit

You know that Pakistan has nukes too right

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SpaceBug176@reddit

Bruh

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GothaCritique@reddit

Invisible Hand of Chud

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IAmAGoodFella@reddit

So close. We were so, so close.

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Sionpai@reddit

The jeets have overrun r/greentext too

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Sudden-Airline-1330@reddit

Jeet jeet kya bol raha hai kutte khud bhikari desh se hai teri maa aur bhen to gayi china ke lawde pe ab tu bhi jaaeg kya chudne saale islamabad ke kutte teri maa randi

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Ace_of_Razgriz_77@reddit

Benchode.

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Sionpai@reddit

DONOT REDEEM!!!!!!! (translation for people who don't understand hindi)

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eshwar007@reddit

Maam why did you redeeeeeeeeem

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BigUziNoVertt@reddit

Show bobs and vagene

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assraider42069@reddit

Do Not Redeem the Rocket Saar, Saar Why did you redeem the rocket???

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Chi_Cazzo_Sei@reddit

Disgusting street shitter

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IamWavingAtYou@reddit

The mujeet thinks hes any different lel

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Sionpai@reddit

Fine you leave me no choice but to use the jeet repellent

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Potential-Devv-259@reddit

Katus too

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Thecdog1@reddit

It's time for us Europeans to "welcome" another few million culturally enriching visitors. Think of the food!

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Desert_Aficionado@reddit

"us Europeans"

speaks English

somehow never lived in the UK

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Desert_Aficionado@reddit

The UK is home to the largest Pakistani community in Europe, with the population of British Pakistanis exceeding 1.6 million based on the 2021 Census. British Pakistanis are the second-largest ethnic minority population in the United Kingdom and also make up the second-largest sub-group of British Asians.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Pakistanis

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