Anon is questioning himself.

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EmilieEasie@reddit

It most certainly had nothing to do with anon, women don't cut their hair to try to seem unattractive to a coworker they talked to like once ever. A couple of explanations come to mind:

Anonny made the whole thing up. Either hallucinated it and really believes it happened, or just started fantasizing about being an employed person who gets promoted and typed it out.
It's real and Ashley is in an abusive relationship. Usually it's not a problem because the office is almost all women (and presumably the 3 other dudes never worked with her or she didn't mention them at home), but once she was interacting with another man, her controlling S/O pressured her to change how she looked.
Ashley was trying to fit in with the other women in the office. She was possibly kinda new also when anonny started, and over time started to conform to fit in. After anonny left, a different woman replaced him who also liked short skirts and made Ashley feel comfortable being more true to herself again.

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stillmahboi@reddit

I genuinely can't tell if this comment is satire or not.

Either way peak reddit psychology good job.

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SilliusS0ddus@reddit

wdym ? how is this a reddiy moment ? does this no seem plausible ?

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ForumsDwelling@reddit

It's obvious anon wasn't subtle and did in fact creep her out and made her uncomfortable to the point she purposely made herself look unattractive to anon. How do I know?

"WHY DOESNT SHE LOOK ATTRACTIVE TO ME AS SOON AS I START WORKING THERE BUT DRESSES BETTER AS SOON AS I LEAVE THIS COMPANY???"

Because only an obsessed creep would notice something like this and keep it in the front of their mind rent free for years.

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StormOfFatRichards@reddit

ITT people who were there and have known Anon for years

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wordjedi@reddit

anon was confirmed for horny. Evidence of creepiness is zero.

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Bobby_Bobberson2501@reddit

Sounds most reasonable, I know a lot of women that dress down to fit in with the fat ugly chicks in the office so they don’t get extra shit from them.

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EmilieEasie@reddit

I think 1 is the most likely and 3 after that

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petertompolicy@reddit

Oh actually agree, forgot this is a channer for a second.

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mr-s4nt4@reddit

What do you mean, "porn-esque"? The fact that he associates that with porn just reveals that he's pornbrained

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Known-Ad-1556@reddit

Bro, she doesn’t even know you are alive.

She’s got her own shit going on.

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Old_Ad_71@reddit

Thank you. Man, anons think the world revolves around them or some shit

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2donuts4elephants@reddit

He's at the age where he's working the corporate grind. He says "new job" at the beginning. Then gets another job a year later. This suggests he's at least 24 years old.

How does someone get to that age and still think everything that other people do is a reaction to you? Most people never think about someone after an interaction like Anon had with this woman ever.

Admittedly, I had this mindset at one time too. But it had disappeared long before I reached 24. The Thing is, realizing that people are not thinking about you all the time is a great relief. You're less self conscious about any embarrassing things you may do.

Anon needs to get over himself. Nobody gives a fuck about him. In the same sense he doesn't give a fuck about the mailman, customer service reps or food service workers.

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A hot boy, mind you.

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this-is-robin@reddit

Girls having a boyish appearance are called tomboys

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stillmahboi@reddit

But that would imply she's a girl who pulls off a boyish look.

I'm trying to make it clear she metaphorically became a dude in a slightly meanspirited way.

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prussian_princess@reddit

Anon thinks the world revolves around him

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DomSchraa@reddit

Anon thinks hes the main character and everything people around him do is somehow tied to him