You don't understand, anon is definitely one of the smart people who will be staying stateside. They would never waste anon's stunning intellect in the trenches.
Feel free to make fun of me if my math is bad but if I’m right that’s 16.5M people. I don’t think that many Americans even served in WWII. That’s a fucking crazy amount of deaths.
I do think there’s something to be said about America being completely dependent on war to properly function. Although I don’t think ‘more war’ is the solution to that one
The easiest way to see burning flesh isn’t a nuclear holocaust, but rather to jerk off without any sort or lubrication or care for friction, to the point that it looks like you rubbed your cock on a belt sander. You can smell your hands afterwards, and it is that sweet smell of cock, sweat, and regret.
Not with a belt sander…anymore. I used to enjoy barely rubbing the tip of my cock on the edge. Maybe it was more of the risk, and not the sensation. I don’t know, it was probably 50/50.
You ever see the fucked up videos where someone gets a piece of clothing or their hair caught in a lathe? Totally destroys them right? Well I caught my foreskin in the belt sander. The doctor described it as “traumatic circumcision” and my cock still doesn’t work right.
Can confirm, recently while hanging from a ceiling joist I mashed my cut and erect penis onto a dynamometer rotating at about 12000 RPM. The smoke was a mix of flesh tone and red, and the smell was….. let’s say bad… yeah, bad.
I love how people think this is some deep quote from old times, but it's from a post-apocalyptic book from 2016. The weak men in question aren't "pronouns in bio" types, but the exact kind of person Anon is.
You know what? Anon isn't wrong. He's looking a bit in some wrong directions for a few of the points but economically speaking, he's not wrong.
That being said, even though now that i'm undraftable due to age, still wouldn't wish it on anyone. Not fair to gen-z to expect them to get smoked by the PLA on the beaches of Taiwan.
I've often thought the same thing. The world has enjoyed enough "peace" to have grown monstrous, unchecked. It is in such a state of conflict, and so far the only way the people know how to resolve things is with war. War is a great leveller, it teaches lessons, forces everyone to get their shit in order. I wish it weren't so, and I wish that the people had learnt better ways to go about things by now, but we haven't. Ergo war.
I've oversimplified it, but I don't say this as though I'm smart or strong enough to get out unscathed or at all. If I disappear during the process of getting to a better version of the world, then I'd rather that than continuing to live in a worse one.
Anon daydreaming about eugenics, but with extra steps. We tried sending stupid people to war during Vietnam. It turns out they do dumb shit that breaks expensive things and gets smart people killed. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_100,000
Anon is hyper focusing on military keynsianism which was specific to WWII and Vietnam.
Ignores the fact that both the economy and war have changed since then and now our only two options are these gay ass proxy wars or nuclear Armageddon (although India and Pakistan might be both)
US actually had a surprisingly high literacy rate and people were avid readers, so much so that the British used to point out they spoke as if they were writing prose and famous writers were followed around like they were super stars. Not only that but the people would attend lecture halls to listen to politicians and scientists talk for hours and hours. It’s no coincidence the founding fathers were intellectuals.
Newspapers, printed images, television and internet successively changed the depth of discourse and forms of entertainment so that communication started being less about ideas and more about visceral reactions and memes. People stopped reading, stopped paying attention (the people that would once go through snow to see politicians debate for seven hours or more stopped being able to focus) and stopped being able to process information.
Rods from God program was deemed unfeasible because it was just too much mass to put into orbit, so I doubt we have the technical capability to even get anon above 1000ft.
Because anon thinks hes one of the smart people that would be “empowered”. He forgot that being good at jeopardy and knowing the most about anime amongst anyone you know doesnt actually make you smart
In WWII the US goverment literally took over most major industries in order to drive the war production (and promotion) effort. Not just things like auto and airplane factories, but like.... Disney too.
0.5% of the population? What are you, a fucking casual?
If you want a proper generational, long reach purge you need at least 5-6% of the total population corresponding to about 20% of the adult military age male population.
We’ve got carrier groups doing daily bombing missions in Yemen. Shit, they just sent the B2’s to bomb the port and we’ve already lost 3 F-18’s. Sounds like a war to me.
It's amazing, I can't even believe it. I've been so lucky in terms of that whole world, it is a dangerous world out there. It's like Vietnam, sort of. It is my personal Vietnam. I feel like a great and very brave solider.
You know, if you're young, and in this era, and if you have any guilt about not having gone to Vietnam, we have our own Vietnam — it's called the dating game. Dating is like being in Vietnam. You're the equivalent of a soldier going over to Vietnam.
When you put your hand in a pile of goo that used to be your best friends face... that's almost as bad as right-swiping for over a year with no matches.
Well... Americans kill more Americans than any other country out there. Based off of that I would say the USA doesn't need to be at war to kill off their population.
Anon daydreaming about eugenics, but with extra steps. We tried sending stupid people to war during Vietnam. It turns out they do dumb shit that breaks expensive things and gets smart people killed.
0.5% of the US population is 1,700,000 people. Anon doesn't think or know that hypothetical war would be the deadliest war in America's history, for such a hawkish and patriotic person like him
masterch33f420@reddit
is this applicable here?
Joe_Wer@reddit
Anon couldnt enlist, for he is morbidly rotund
sloothor@reddit
No, because of course Anon is one of the “smartest of us” who will stay safely stateside and be put into research.
m4teri4lgirl@reddit
I’m prescribed stimulants so good luck everyone else
SuperHeavyHydrogen@reddit
He can demonstrate the effects of new and exciting weapons
DenseMahatma@reddit
/r/CombatFootage moment
coombuyah26@reddit
You don't understand, anon is definitely one of the smart people who will be staying stateside. They would never waste anon's stunning intellect in the trenches.
PanicLedisko@reddit
I’m sure he believes his “stunning intellect” will definitely qualify him for the position of breeding stallion haha
Shroom-TheSelfAware@reddit
The double negative on his shirt means he would always enlist
NightHaunted@reddit
Damn. Not a single possible timeline where anon goes to college and at least commissions first.
Cultural_Ad1331@reddit
Anon:
Timbhead@reddit
Feel free to make fun of me if my math is bad but if I’m right that’s 16.5M people. I don’t think that many Americans even served in WWII. That’s a fucking crazy amount of deaths.
RegularlyClueless@reddit (OP)
No it's about 1.7 million
GulliblePea3691@reddit
I do think there’s something to be said about America being completely dependent on war to properly function. Although I don’t think ‘more war’ is the solution to that one
NordicWolf7@reddit
Send the dumbest to die?
OP has never heard of the ASVAB.
unkountoyou@reddit
This is the Trump administrations current position
Malvon00@reddit
Why stop at 0.05%?
DinoMastah@reddit
How anon felt writing that
VonDukez@reddit
Just like the good ole days
Ilysumo55@reddit
Before what year??
shitass239@reddit
AFTER 9/11!!!!!!!!!
Acronym_0@reddit
WAIT, 9/11 IS BAD!
NaturalMaybe@reddit
Speak for yourself, let's debate this on the roof
Additional-Ice-7484@reddit
Looks like you're a gatcha player at heart
Fax5official@reddit
Like I said Jack, kids are cruel. AND I LOVE MINORS
Kranbearys@reddit
anon is right. Without constant war how else is an honest warmonger supposed to make a living?
vaguillotine@reddit
Anon probably looks like this:
thr33beggars@reddit
The easiest way to see burning flesh isn’t a nuclear holocaust, but rather to jerk off without any sort or lubrication or care for friction, to the point that it looks like you rubbed your cock on a belt sander. You can smell your hands afterwards, and it is that sweet smell of cock, sweat, and regret.
Acronym_0@reddit
How the fuck do you jerk off?
thr33beggars@reddit
Not with a belt sander…anymore. I used to enjoy barely rubbing the tip of my cock on the edge. Maybe it was more of the risk, and not the sensation. I don’t know, it was probably 50/50.
You ever see the fucked up videos where someone gets a piece of clothing or their hair caught in a lathe? Totally destroys them right? Well I caught my foreskin in the belt sander. The doctor described it as “traumatic circumcision” and my cock still doesn’t work right.
milleniumhandyshrimp@reddit
You ever read 'Guts' by Chuck Palahniuk? I think you'd like it.
saladmunch2@reddit
You should probably keep power tools and your penis in separate rooms.
I_Automate@reddit
With the help of said power tools, this is easily arranged
TomatoSpecialist6879@reddit
Degloving speed run any %
throwaway6444377_@reddit
this is the worst thing I have ever read
Whysong823@reddit
r/cursedcomments
serieousbanana@reddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/cursedcomments/s/UzhmM0RYt6
LadenifferJadaniston@reddit
New copypasta just dropped
serieousbanana@reddit
Wtf, r/copypasta doesn't allow sexual posts
dirtymike401@reddit
Since when?
serieousbanana@reddit
No idea but it said so when I tried
dirtymike401@reddit
Someone should make a new one.
serieousbanana@reddit
Done. R/copypasta_nsfw
KnownAsAnother@reddit
Let's see where this goes.
serieousbanana@reddit
Feel free to take over the sub, if nobody wants it I'm closing it next week lol. Sorry, I can't be bothered to run it
KnownAsAnother@reddit
Hell nah, I took over a discord server I'm barely interested in lol
serieousbanana@reddit
Lol rip
thpineapples@reddit
This is the sewerage treatment version of the Lord's work.
serieousbanana@reddit
If you wanna do some lord's work, imma close the sub next week if nobody takes over, I'm busy touching grass
serieousbanana@reddit
Lol
No-Entertainer-840@reddit
I swear mods get dumber by the minute around here ..
XxAshyanxX@reddit
Truly one of the pastas of all time
areid164@reddit
Foreskin for the win I will not do that thank you
Calm_Vehicle_3351@reddit
Can confirm, recently while hanging from a ceiling joist I mashed my cut and erect penis onto a dynamometer rotating at about 12000 RPM. The smoke was a mix of flesh tone and red, and the smell was….. let’s say bad… yeah, bad.
AlabasterNutSack@reddit
This is a strange way to tell everyone you are very circumcised.
l3etelgeuse@reddit
Jokes on you, I like the friction!
throwaway6444377_@reddit
ok real talk
I have never used lube
EchoS115@reddit
Wait wait wait woah what did Iowa do to deserve this
Rumplestiltsskins@reddit
You know what we did
letsgoiowa@reddit
Was it the corn?
LowerObjective4500@reddit
Beasts all over the shop….
Smelldicks@reddit
lol it’s chuck grassley
BadMilkCarton66@reddit
Holy shit major zero
Godfather404@reddit
Not smart enough to do any research and not fit enough to join the front lines. Win win.
pheuq@reddit
All i'm saying is give war a chance jack.
cotxdx@reddit
Gay : Anon thinks about "hard" times and weak men.
medney@reddit
Holy shit
Level37Doggo@reddit
Fake: Anon thinks he is a hard man in hard times
Gay: Hard Men having Hard Times is rated X
cotxdx@reddit
Fake : Anon thinks he is a strong man
Gay : Anon thinks of "hard" times with strong men.
Thendrail@reddit
FTFY.
Uncle480@reddit
FTFY.
_bassGod@reddit
skulldude360@reddit
Jack-of-Hearts-7@reddit
I love how people think this is some deep quote from old times, but it's from a post-apocalyptic book from 2016. The weak men in question aren't "pronouns in bio" types, but the exact kind of person Anon is.
cotxdx@reddit
If it fits, it fits.
Anon is still gay for being a warmonger.
Jack-of-Hearts-7@reddit
Try to bang Stacies. They'll be repulsed by him and go lesbian before even letting him near them
Expensive-Ad-1205@reddit
Hard men create hard men create hard men create hard men
ElectroNikkel@reddit
How bro felt saying that:
Shroom-TheSelfAware@reddit
Where did anon get enough elixir to play so many goblins?
Maxiorekz@reddit
Elixir collecter
UkraineMykraine@reddit
Good thing the orks spawn from spores.
Hotdogfromparadise@reddit
We all think we're a nob until we're a grot.
Grabbsy2@reddit
Not even. He thinks hes one of the intellectual elites that are guaranteed to be spared, lol
LowerObjective4500@reddit
Mad Max clash Royale would actually go hard as fuck
bulldoggamer@reddit
It doesnt kill the dumbest of us. The US military wont take anyone with an IQ below 82.
thpineapples@reddit
That range of 83-100 makes a great impact, though. Any lower and you can leave that to the social system to take care of.
Reading_username@reddit
You know what? Anon isn't wrong. He's looking a bit in some wrong directions for a few of the points but economically speaking, he's not wrong.
That being said, even though now that i'm undraftable due to age, still wouldn't wish it on anyone. Not fair to gen-z to expect them to get smoked by the PLA on the beaches of Taiwan.
thpineapples@reddit
I've often thought the same thing. The world has enjoyed enough "peace" to have grown monstrous, unchecked. It is in such a state of conflict, and so far the only way the people know how to resolve things is with war. War is a great leveller, it teaches lessons, forces everyone to get their shit in order. I wish it weren't so, and I wish that the people had learnt better ways to go about things by now, but we haven't. Ergo war.
I've oversimplified it, but I don't say this as though I'm smart or strong enough to get out unscathed or at all. If I disappear during the process of getting to a better version of the world, then I'd rather that than continuing to live in a worse one.
Zestyclose_Cover5779@reddit
I think if it gets to the point where they are drafting people then the draft age isn't gonna matter anyways. They will be coming for everybody.
Desert_Aficionado@reddit
Anon daydreaming about eugenics, but with extra steps. We tried sending stupid people to war during Vietnam. It turns out they do dumb shit that breaks expensive things and gets smart people killed. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_100,000
Naive_Drive@reddit
Anon is hyper focusing on military keynsianism which was specific to WWII and Vietnam.
Ignores the fact that both the economy and war have changed since then and now our only two options are these gay ass proxy wars or nuclear Armageddon (although India and Pakistan might be both)
Knogood@reddit
The military has standards, were not sending cops over.
Player_924@reddit
lowkey cooked with this
bisky12@reddit
i’m sure anon will change his tune when trump starts a war with the middle east and he’s picked in the very first draft lottery
MountainSharkMan@reddit
Anon forgets that the US has been involved in conflict nearly its entire history and has always been full of idiots
Thin-Concentrate5477@reddit
US actually had a surprisingly high literacy rate and people were avid readers, so much so that the British used to point out they spoke as if they were writing prose and famous writers were followed around like they were super stars. Not only that but the people would attend lecture halls to listen to politicians and scientists talk for hours and hours. It’s no coincidence the founding fathers were intellectuals.
Newspapers, printed images, television and internet successively changed the depth of discourse and forms of entertainment so that communication started being less about ideas and more about visceral reactions and memes. People stopped reading, stopped paying attention (the people that would once go through snow to see politicians debate for seven hours or more stopped being able to focus) and stopped being able to process information.
ConscientiousPath@reddit
Anon really thinks he wouldn't be an early casualty
Ratbu@reddit
But is he a tuah?
Oh_Fated_One@reddit
He wants war? He should enlist
HerbLoew@reddit
Gentlemen, I love war
GohanStan@reddit
bro thinks he's senator armstrong
Carl_Marks__@reddit
Something tells me Anon would refuse to be the first guy to get out of the trench/first to get out of hard cover.
porcomaster@reddit
i mean he implied
"war kill the dumbest of us"
if it needs to kill 0.5% of US population or 1.7 million people at least.
the smartest thing would be to not participate on the war. so... yeah... after all this i also think he would not even enlist.
and if he did, he would probably think it is dumb to be the first one to get out of the trench or the hard cover.
NightHaunted@reddit
You'd have to hogtie them and transport them to the trench yourself in the first place.
BeenEatinBeans@reddit
There's not a transport in the world with enough torque to drag anon's lardy ass further than a few yards
Carl_Marks__@reddit
I have a solution; use a bulldozer to carry Anon around and have them be the hard cover
amackul8@reddit
Anon could simply eat the enemy bullets
Maz2742@reddit
Imagine the history books after that.
"So kids, the War Anon craved to un-recess the economy was won not with weapons of war, but with weapons of vore."
Thendrail@reddit
You could drop him from a plane. Rod of god, but in flesh. A bunkerbreaker, you know.
Aezon22@reddit
Rods from God program was deemed unfeasible because it was just too much mass to put into orbit, so I doubt we have the technical capability to even get anon above 1000ft.
I_Automate@reddit
That was in the 1980s.
Thanks to a drug addled, South African immigrant, that math has changed a bit.
Funny how "impossible" is only impossible until America imports some foreign talent of questionable morality to fix the problem....
Thendrail@reddit
What good is such a massive military budget if you can't lift anon up?
wolfsilvergem@reddit
No uppies 😭
googlin@reddit
mmmm... hogtying a fat, sweaty man. yes, plz
l3etelgeuse@reddit
You forget, anon is an 800lb land whale. Good luck trying to move him.
SteveFrench12@reddit
Because anon thinks hes one of the smart people that would be “empowered”. He forgot that being good at jeopardy and knowing the most about anime amongst anyone you know doesnt actually make you smart
romulusnr@reddit
In WWII the US goverment literally took over most major industries in order to drive the war production (and promotion) effort. Not just things like auto and airplane factories, but like.... Disney too.
So..... k
uzi720@reddit
Everyone loves war until they're the one being drafted
bendbars_liftgates@reddit
What the fuck lmao
PalestinianKufta@reddit
Anon could boost those numbers if he just offed himself
HiddenAstolfo@reddit
Chill out senator Armstrong
IrregularrAF@reddit
fr imagine how many rich dumb fucks would've been culled if not for vietnams draft dodging policies
Tusami@reddit
he isn't WRONG but we also don't have to go to war to fix it lmao
LiterallyDudu@reddit
0.5% of the population? What are you, a fucking casual?
If you want a proper generational, long reach purge you need at least 5-6% of the total population corresponding to about 20% of the adult military age male population.
If you wanna do it, don’t half ass it
ZenPyx@reddit
Just think! If anon manages to survive, he'll have even less of an excuse as to why he's still single when he gets home!
toomuchradiation@reddit
Anon should check the case of britsh economy that almost collapsed after ww2 since it barely reformed itself from war time state.
skittlesdabawse@reddit
And the fact that america gave britain some absolutely dogshit loans didn't help
Snoo-4878@reddit
Anon is judge Holden posting
HalfwaySh0ok@reddit
War is good whenever oil companies have bad years to increase prices and profits
amcrambler@reddit
We’ve got carrier groups doing daily bombing missions in Yemen. Shit, they just sent the B2’s to bomb the port and we’ve already lost 3 F-18’s. Sounds like a war to me.
coolguy9229@reddit
So called "smart people" when a drone strike is headed directly towards their skull
Hefty_Commercial3771@reddit
Anon forgot that Vietnam kept most of the bad ones far from the front.
SpinningAnalCactus@reddit
Are you referring to Bone Spur the orange maniac, also known as the US president ?
Jack-of-Hearts-7@reddit
The very one
Aezon22@reddit
It's amazing, I can't even believe it. I've been so lucky in terms of that whole world, it is a dangerous world out there. It's like Vietnam, sort of. It is my personal Vietnam. I feel like a great and very brave solider.
You know, if you're young, and in this era, and if you have any guilt about not having gone to Vietnam, we have our own Vietnam — it's called the dating game. Dating is like being in Vietnam. You're the equivalent of a soldier going over to Vietnam.
viral-architect@reddit
When you put your hand in a pile of goo that used to be your best friends face... that's almost as bad as right-swiping for over a year with no matches.
Naive_Drive@reddit
Vietnam also laid the ground work to export manufacturing.
the_saddest_one@reddit
We know it’s you doomfist
LIMRIX_Official@reddit
Anon thinks he’s him
SumRndmBitch@reddit
Homie forgets the US lost the war with covid and still had ~0.4% of the population dying.
ALiteralBucket@reddit
We spent 20 years and a trillion dollars in Afghanistan to replace the taliban with the taliban
TW1TCHYGAM3R@reddit
Well... Americans kill more Americans than any other country out there. Based off of that I would say the USA doesn't need to be at war to kill off their population.
nasaglobehead69@reddit
anon is a FED
AsasinKa0s@reddit
My guy read the Book of Lord Shang and took it to heart, damn.
Desert_Aficionado@reddit
Anon daydreaming about eugenics, but with extra steps. We tried sending stupid people to war during Vietnam. It turns out they do dumb shit that breaks expensive things and gets smart people killed.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_100,000
Naive_Drive@reddit
"War is good except for bad the bad wars" head ass.
SambandsTyr@reddit
Anon would be the first one to pick up a suspicious box of cigarettes on the side of the road
UkraineMykraine@reddit
Don't worry, we will have to redo cybersecurity training cause Anon plugged in a random flash drive laying in the parking lot.
cujoe88@reddit
Proving his theory right.
johnson_alleycat@reddit
Senator Armstrong typed this post
nikolosRus@reddit
I'm a hawk too, huh?
callum__h28@reddit
mustardheadmaster@reddit
I used to think the same thing when I was 13
Fit-Paper-797@reddit
waste__of__oxygen@reddit
what is anon to ya>?
albatross49@reddit
I support anon as long as he's the first to deploy on the front lines
megadumbbonehead@reddit
laughing imagining the 5'0 17 year old who wears a suit to school that posted this
Jiveturtle@reddit
Size: 48S
Awolflion@reddit
OP works in, or is a contractor for, the Defense Dept.
jmoney199@reddit
Holy shit sundowner
Pullsberry_Dough_Boy@reddit
If anon is a hawk, them I'm a tuah
nylaeth@reddit
are you fucking serious
xxxSiegexxx918@reddit
Figoos@reddit
Anon when he's one of the killed ones
Uncle480@reddit
Anon writing his little manifesto before beating it to loli hentai
Grrlpants@reddit
bobzsmith@reddit
It seems Senator Armstrong has a 4chan account
Darkeater879@reddit
“I would be an artist or a poet after the revolution” type shit
SmaugRancor@reddit
peepers_meepers@reddit
Sundowner is that you
Alex_Red455@reddit
Actually both world wars killed some of the best men and women and erased lots of great genetics for no reason so I disagree
First_Season_9621@reddit
0.5% of the US population is 1,700,000 people. Anon doesn't think or know that hypothetical war would be the deadliest war in America's history, for such a hawkish and patriotic person like him
Jumper2002@reddit
livenn@reddit
That seems like eugenics with extra steps
GazTheSpaz@reddit
Fun read, unless it's AI generated.
DankElderberries420@reddit
So war is the wildfire of humans
buzzerkiller@reddit
Anon is John Bolton
mehrotr@reddit
Fun read.
TeamFlameLeader@reddit
Biggest L take ive seen today
Spezalt4@reddit
If war kills the dumbest of us bro should be on the front lines
Lava39@reddit
Anon will only go because he’s into being alone in a strange place with other men.