Making my first ever pretzels 🥨 Posted by TwilightHeron_@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 56 comments
[-] bookkinkster@reddit I think my fantasy in life is to find someone who reads good literature and can make homemade pretzels. [-] Traditional-Tip1904@reddit Define good literature. Just one title, so I can decide if we need to get married. [-] bookkinkster@reddit The Sea by John Banville! Autobiography of Red by Anne Carson!
[-] Traditional-Tip1904@reddit Define good literature. Just one title, so I can decide if we need to get married. [-] bookkinkster@reddit The Sea by John Banville! Autobiography of Red by Anne Carson!
[-] bongsforhongkong@reddit Ypu just made prezil buns, get some sandwich meet or cook a burger and get ready for flavor town.
[-] DanJDare@reddit Pretzels are tough, they look good. [-] Putrid_Ad_7122@reddit Indeed if you make them the wrong (certain) way. My first and only time the pretzels came out like rock hard. [-] frogsplsh38@reddit So did I
[-] Putrid_Ad_7122@reddit Indeed if you make them the wrong (certain) way. My first and only time the pretzels came out like rock hard. [-] frogsplsh38@reddit So did I
[-] Tronkfool@reddit Call them bread knots and your sorted [-] greet_the_sun@reddit They kinda look like little anatomically correct hearts.
[-] storunner13@reddit OP. Don't listen to everyone tell you these look good. They look terrible. Gotta let the dough relax and stretch them out a lot to get that soft and tender center and crispy tails. Bet they tasted good though.
[-] THIS_Assassin@reddit Those pockets and pits will hold a great deal of beer cheese. I'll be in my bunk.
[-] peitsad@reddit Wrong sub. These look great. [-] DoYouLikeHurting@reddit too good for shittyfoodporn, too shitty for goodfoodporn 😔 [-] Tpk08210@reddit r/decentfoodporn [-] peitsad@reddit Suffering from success
[-] DoYouLikeHurting@reddit too good for shittyfoodporn, too shitty for goodfoodporn 😔 [-] Tpk08210@reddit r/decentfoodporn [-] peitsad@reddit Suffering from success
[-] Swampcardboard@reddit Just take a bit more time to even out the dough next time and they will be great
[-] Life-Means-Nothing69@reddit I honestly like them in that shape better. I don’t need holes in my pretzel to enjoy lol
[-] robmobtrobbob@reddit These look amazing. Some beer cheese and honey or Dijon mustard too? God damn. I love pretzels.
potentially_a_bird@reddit
You did good
TwilightHeron_@reddit (OP)
Thanks, look shit on me
TwilightHeron_@reddit (OP)
Ahhaha sorry y’all It look shit on me
bookkinkster@reddit
I think my fantasy in life is to find someone who reads good literature and can make homemade pretzels.
Traditional-Tip1904@reddit
Define good literature. Just one title, so I can decide if we need to get married.
bookkinkster@reddit
The Sea by John Banville! Autobiography of Red by Anne Carson!
NihilistTeddy3@reddit
They're a bit chonky, but they look amazing. Good job
Traditional-Tip1904@reddit
Oh my!! Well done OP!!
Aaaandiiii@reddit
Give me the salty ones. You don't want those ones.
bongsforhongkong@reddit
Ypu just made prezil buns, get some sandwich meet or cook a burger and get ready for flavor town.
DanJDare@reddit
Pretzels are tough, they look good.
Putrid_Ad_7122@reddit
Indeed if you make them the wrong (certain) way. My first and only time the pretzels came out like rock hard.
frogsplsh38@reddit
So did I
bigpinkmeow@reddit
Looks good. Tell people they are pretzel buns
gooey_grampa@reddit
Those look like they'll turn out great, don't doubt yourself.
FulcrumSaturn@reddit
Wrong sub.
Tronkfool@reddit
Call them bread knots and your sorted
greet_the_sun@reddit
They kinda look like little anatomically correct hearts.
aoldotcumdotcom@reddit
10/10 would eat. Not shitty.
Myster_Hydra@reddit
Oh yea, they look great and awful at the same time. Did they taste good?
IceCoughy@reddit
You made pretzel buns, which are actually more useful.
KirbyBoiWonder@reddit
Logical_Wrap5540@reddit
I’d still smash em….rawwww 😂
storunner13@reddit
OP. Don't listen to everyone tell you these look good. They look terrible.
Gotta let the dough relax and stretch them out a lot to get that soft and tender center and crispy tails.
Bet they tasted good though.
THIS_Assassin@reddit
Those pockets and pits will hold a great deal of beer cheese.
I'll be in my bunk.
CJtheHaasman@reddit
Look more like Pretzel-Knots. Still don't look bad tho
INLIGHTENED123@reddit
Despite appearances, it is still edible... and that is all that matters.
IcySpicies@reddit
They look beautiful
RealNPCDuude@reddit
Those look yummy 🤤
peitsad@reddit
Wrong sub. These look great.
DoYouLikeHurting@reddit
too good for shittyfoodporn, too shitty for goodfoodporn 😔
Tpk08210@reddit
r/decentfoodporn
peitsad@reddit
Suffering from success
milkybugslime@reddit
Those look good. Cut it like a bagel and make a sandwich with them (っ´ཀ`)っ
Swampcardboard@reddit
Just take a bit more time to even out the dough next time and they will be great
honeymybuns@reddit
i love them i think they look delicious!
Ok-Yogurtcloset-9183@reddit
I’ve made many batches. These look great to me.
someawfulbitch@reddit
They're horrible. Send them to me for disposal, free of charge 😁
ZestyChinchilla@reddit
Thiccccc
MF_Doomed@reddit
Man get that pretty shit outta here
Separate_Panic_3235@reddit
Why is this here? 😭 do people not understand the sub???
SavinaDDD@reddit
Perfect for a bun
Life-Means-Nothing69@reddit
I honestly like them in that shape better. I don’t need holes in my pretzel to enjoy lol
meesersloth@reddit
Kindly_Fig4627@reddit
They look amazing!
Putrid_Ad_7122@reddit
yo fam/dawg, got a recipe?
FlinnyWinny@reddit
Bet they were delicious!
ErectioniSelectioni@reddit
Looks like you just invented pretzel buns
marcusw882000@reddit
They look good. Just need to practice your shaping.
Shadowchaos@reddit
Those actually look really good
fishesar@reddit
these look great! they’ll get more uniform with practice
ediks@reddit
I bet they tasted good. lol they just look angry - that doesn’t matter tho.
stinkypeach1@reddit
Look delicious
nerfcarolina@reddit
They are little chonkers, but the bake looks great! I bet they taste amazing
robmobtrobbob@reddit
These look amazing. Some beer cheese and honey or Dijon mustard too? God damn. I love pretzels.
BadBadKitty_@reddit
not shitty at all! Howd they taste?