It actually tastes surprisingly good

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YourAverageGod@reddit

I know a cheeseburger dawg from 7/11 when I see one. Needs to be bathed in queso,onion, and jalapeño. Eaten with a fork

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Raethule@reddit

My guilty pleasure is a 7-11 dog, especially these burger dogs. Mayo, ketchup, cheese

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I used to get these from 7/11 in East Setauket Long Island all the time like 25 years ago. Cover it in the "chili sauce" and "cheese" from the dispenser and it was a great stoner snack at 3am. The 7/11 was literally a 3 minute walk from my front door, so I ate there all the time. I probably had ~200 of them while I lived there.

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Inept-One@reddit

You ready for a colonoscopy? Probably some polyps in there and a .05g of plastic in your testicles just from the cancer you live to consume.

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Poly_Olly_Oxen_Free@reddit

You ready for a colonoscopy?

Been getting them regularly for over a decade now. So far so good.

and a .05g of plastic in your testicles

As a father of 13, the boys have done their job already.

I eat a lot healthier now, but when I was in my 20's, working in a shitty Italian restaurant for $5.50/hr and partying until 5am, I didn't concern myself too much with what I ate on my 3am munchie runs. Seems silly to do lines of cocaine all day and then turn my nose up at a roller burger.

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Inept-One@reddit

You burned me there. How many girls and how many boys? This is like a new age ghengis khan scenario but im assuming you are.... a white dude?

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Poly_Olly_Oxen_Free@reddit

8 girls, 5 boys. 3 grandkids so far (2 boys and a girl), and one on the way (gender unknown).

And yeah, I'm very white. Like, get sunburned if the moon is too bright white. But my wife is Mexican, and my other kids' mom is Indian. So none of my kids are as pasty as me.

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Inept-One@reddit

Hey my girls filipina and if we have kids i dont want them to suffer the fate of a white man in the sun. Darker skin is a blessing.

Im sure you have a beautiful family brother. Have a good day and rest of the week ✌️

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BrutalistLandscapes@reddit

My fiancé's also Filipina, as I reside in Asia at the moment. However, in another comment in the actualpublicfreakout sub, you called dark people "lessers." What exactly did you mean by that?

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Inept-One@reddit

Hah, figure it out i was pretty specific

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YourAverageGod@reddit

Yeah 7/11 does but I rarely see them unless it's lunch time. Same with thr chicken roller.

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BigToober69@reddit

Put the chicken rollerbite things on a hotdog bun. It's a secret.

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agoia@reddit

Oh yeah one of my go-tos at QT. Buffalo chicken roller, hot sauce, pico, slaw, touch of ranch.

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peppermintmeow@reddit

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The-Final-Reason@reddit

The sausage big bite > hot dog big bite. Crazy that the sausage isn’t very commonly found.

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nyanXnyan@reddit

I like to go mustard, onion, pickles/jalapeno!

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HenryBoy122@reddit

Did you shit on a bun and throw some onions on it?

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Fine-Upstairs-6284@reddit

That cevapi or something?

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Willing-Run6913@reddit

Cevapcici. That's a Croatian beef sausage. But I think it's frikandel. A dutch ... Idk what. I don't want to call that thing sausage

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jason_cresva@reddit

7/11 dogs make you feel dirty after eating them but they go down good

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JemmaMimic@reddit

Almost looks like kubideh, I think that would work on a hot dog roll.

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-khamiel@reddit

Miss some Frenchfries and it become a mitraillette 🇧🇪

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Willing-Run6913@reddit

Frikandel broodje or cevapcici? Maybe just a normal pork sausage?

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KwordShmiff@reddit

Did you have a stroke or is this Dutch?

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HeftyRecommendation5@reddit

Is toch gewoon een prima broodje joh

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Willing-Run6913@reddit

Unfortunately the second one.

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KwordShmiff@reddit

My thoughts and prayers go out for you

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monkeymetroid@reddit

If it's Mediterranean and looks like litetal shit, it's probably amazing

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novian14@reddit

Yeah, too dry so i'd put some sauce on top of it

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cyancord@reddit

I also eat my logs after dropping a nice one

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Large-Training-29@reddit

Re-deuce, reuse, recycle. And so the cycle goes on, so sayeth Mr. Hankey.

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MartenGlo@reddit

That was outstanding. I bow to your art, Punster.

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Inept-One@reddit

This looks british

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SupermarketFit2158@reddit

meat like this either tastes very nice and has a nice juicy soft yet meaty texture or it taste like absolute dogshit is dry and it feels like youre eating blended hair

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Let_that_cat_in@reddit

A good ol' rolleburger. Fun to throw into pools at the summer.

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Content-Taste8853@reddit

Shitty indeed.

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poetryrocksalot@reddit

We really need to start having mods flag users with tags like "shit eater" or "scat enthusiasts" or "poop foodies"

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Ismellpu@reddit

Even if it tasted good, how could you look at that and be like “I want that in me”

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Ismellpu@reddit

Dog turd.

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Blurstingwithemotion@reddit

Poop Dog

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soundchefsupreme@reddit

But what is it actually?

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Plane-Tie6392@reddit

Like all his posts are about 7/11 so maybe like a 7/11 sausage bite?

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soundchefsupreme@reddit

I didn’t look up OPs post history was I supposed to?

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Plane-Tie6392@reddit

Let's just say I do my own research. I knew about covid in 2018 and was able to make a killing off of toilet paper. I'm actually so rich I buy quadruple ply tp now.

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