Almost burned the house down

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chud_rs@reddit

How does one “not understand” how to turn off the oven?

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ADHthaGreat@reddit

Yeah but why would they leave the bread in?

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totallybag@reddit

The better question is why didn't they take the bread out?

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Double_Dimension9948@reddit

I thought the same but I’m also wondering if it was a typo of “on”. They didn’t know how to turn it on correctly, so it was too hot and …

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KORZILLA-is-me@reddit

I’ve seen some pretty complicated appliances. Too much technology. They might not have even been the one to turn it on. Might have been told to watch it while their friend went somewhere.

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drmoze@reddit

Seems like you should stick to crayons and paper, not those complicated computer gizmos.

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Ok agreed but maybe take the food out the fuckin oven? Instead of incinerating it and smoking up the house? Like damn. Everyone doin mental gymnastics to explain this but bro, take the shit out of the oven. Just take it out.

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Fitty-Korman@reddit

Lmaooo coffee beans for a giant

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KORZILLA-is-me@reddit

Oh, I don’t disagree with you on that. This homemade obsidian should’ve been taken out of the kiln forever ago.

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oO_Moloch_Oo@reddit

It’s called popping it in the oven and getting wrapped up in something, maybe a video game and totally forgetting until you smell something burning lol

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Informal-Ferret-1134@reddit

Why does this comment have so many downvotes, people act like they haven't smoked a little bit too much weed and forgot the pizza in the oven

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oO_Moloch_Oo@reddit

They can 🖕🏻 right off. We must have a bunch of Gordon Ramseys or Anthony Bourdains in the audience, who never make mistakes.

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dragon_bacon@reddit

Are you people just free balling the oven? No timers or alarms or anything?

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ForceOk6039@reddit

I freeball my oven but then again I've been cooking professionally for quite sometime now I just check my clock from time to time then check my oven

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bbqfap@reddit

I been cooking professionally for 10+ years and I still use a timer for the oven.

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ForceOk6039@reddit

We make 17k a night turning over 172 tables in a five hour period and my apologies for those that are this dense I should have clarified at home

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bbqfap@reddit

U right, chef

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BorisJenkleson@reddit

After living in an apartment complex with a shared laundry unit, i am convinced 90% of people don’t know that their phones all have built in timers and alarms.

I remember once i came home from work and my roommate, who was sleeping on the couch, jumped up when the door slammed shut and yelled “OH NO! YOU’RE HOME! I GOTTA GET MY LAUNDRY ITS BEEN THERE FOR SEVEN HOURS” and i was just like what the fuck gal how do you let this happen lol

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KTKittentoes@reddit

They just don't pay attention. I have a friend who has alarms going off all over the house, and she doesn't even know what they are for anymore.

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SousVideDiaper@reddit

Your friend sounds like danger to themselves and/or others

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KTKittentoes@reddit

Sometimes, yeah

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TJN1047@reddit

half the time i just completely forget about it until something similar happens lol

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SanchoPanzaLaMancha1@reddit

You can just look at the clock

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Feynman1403@reddit

Oh so you’re just horribly irresponsible, got it👍👍👍

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bbqfap@reddit

Except OP literally said "I didn't understand how to turn the oven off". Aside from being mostly wrong, your comment is 100% right

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whattfisthisshit@reddit

Has literally never happened to anyone I know. Timers have been a thing for a very long time, and especially now when modern ovens turn off when done…. This is no excuse.

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p8610815@reddit

That's a long name for something to be called.

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Puzzleheaded_Ad8609@reddit

Yeah those people actually exist. I once asked my roommate to turn off the oven for me and he said “done”. Turns out he actually turned on the child lock on the microwave. Lucky it was just a cast iron skillet I was trying to season in the oven…

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TsundereStrike@reddit

how does one “not understand” to take the bread out 💀

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bimboozled@reddit

These people are allowed to vote

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Highlandertr3@reddit

Think of the average level of intelligence. Now think 50 percent are below that point.

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CoatedWinner@reddit

Such a weird statement lol. Like... do the opposite of turning it on or press the cancel button??

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sameth1@reddit

Also how does one not understand how to just pull the buns out?

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ChaoticxSerenity@reddit

Also OP: I can't understand why I'm single 😭

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Resident_Picture1678@reddit

The oven was open at the time he took it out and my friend thought it was closed and the oven was off but it wasnt i didnt even noticed it too

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Sad-Structure2364@reddit

Did you have a stroke?

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Rena-Senpai@reddit

...what?

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BitterFuture@reddit

Look, it required reading buttons, possibly a dial...

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spritzkuchen@reddit

Honestly, I'm just impressed that those suckers maintained bread shape.

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Specialist_Mud_6817@reddit

Way up way up we go

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HungryMudkips@reddit

its really hard to follow rule 1 when you post idiocy like this. go take your low effort rage bait somewhere else.

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Solid-Childhood-4876@reddit

Trying the Pompeii recipe?

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Commercial_Fig_6537@reddit

Wait saw these in another sub

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benderbrodriguez2@reddit

Is that the heart of Tefiti?

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onionleekdude@reddit

Wireless mouse

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DisastrousSummer3405@reddit

mice

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cristianlee@reddit

Mouses

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hogey989@reddit

Meese

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theartofrolling@reddit

Meeses

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KORZILLA-is-me@reddit

MOOSEN

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Figgy_Puddin_Taine@reddit

IN THE WOODSEN

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KORZILLA-is-me@reddit

Meese want the food! Food is the eatenisit! In the food in the woodsenisit!

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Figgy_Puddin_Taine@reddit

German… Germaine! Germaine Jackson! Jackson Five! TITO!”

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drmoze@reddit

I hate meeses to pieces!

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tamer24tx@reddit

Charred enough, how delightful

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Traplordmel@reddit

Mmm Carbonized bread

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FuckingBastardCunts@reddit

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OP be like: this is bussin'

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YoureSpecial@reddit

I think they’re done.

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FuckingBastardCunts@reddit

OP:

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xxxRedditPolicexxx@reddit

Giant coffee beans.

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hogey989@reddit

I suspect OP put it on Cleaning mode, which locks the door and quite often requires an extra step to turn off

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Legojack261@reddit

This explanation feels way more likely than someone not knowing how to turn off an oven they started nor understanding that food can be taken out of said oven.

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hogey989@reddit

It's the only thing I can think of besides OP being super stoned 🤣

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kai333@reddit

cool coffee beans dog

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Ok-Post6492@reddit

The legendary charcoal roast from starbucks

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NoMaintenance3794@reddit

the legendary fifth crack

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Ok-Post6492@reddit

😭🤣

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funkmastamatt@reddit

Cool beans coffee dog

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MetaCaimen@reddit

Same.

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thenotanurse@reddit

How many months ago did you start cremating them?

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Rich-Appearance-7145@reddit

Shit happens, I've dozed off twice once with a meatloaf and another time with a carrot cake.

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Far-Polaris@reddit

is the bread in the room with us right now?

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Aware-Feed3227@reddit

Same happened to me, I forgot about it. They looked like gigantic roasted coffee beans, dich is cool though 😅

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MadJockMcMad@reddit

We call these well-fired rolls

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euclid0472@reddit

Large dark roast coffee beans

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Blutrotrosen@reddit

Why didn't you just remove the buns from the oven? Did they need to stay in there for some reason?

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Local_Satisfaction12@reddit

Op, quick tip for the next time, i know it sounds crazy, bjt buddy, you can remove stuff from ovens even when they are running🤯

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25iAndOver@reddit

sounds too dangerous. better to just burn down the entire house

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Emblemized@reddit

In my headcannon, OP was either high or drunk. You can't tell me otherwise

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Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi@reddit

Guaranteed

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rutabaga5@reddit

I'm guessing they heated the oven up so they could proof the dough, thought they had turned it off, popped the dough into what they believed was a turned off oven, and then this happened.

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glitter_witch@reddit

200c/395f is way too high for dough proofing.

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DroidLord@reddit

Yeah, yeast starts dying at like 50C or something and anything above 35C is already suboptimal.

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Local_Satisfaction12@reddit

What about a little, and i cannot emphasize enaugh how little, touch by the surface of the sun?

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sameth1@reddit

These are buns that were already cooked before being put in the oven. Also you wouldn't put bread just in the oven, bare, to proof it, and it wouldn't look like this if it was proofing dough that was put in the oven.

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dlun01@reddit

In a life or death situation, you sacrifice OP because he will not make the situation better.

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NhylX@reddit

Is he flammable?

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Local_Satisfaction12@reddit

He the one trying to put the fire out with the moonshine.

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Ipax7270@reddit (OP)

I know but I made too much so I left them in

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Local_Satisfaction12@reddit

Oh man, much you have to learn, young padawan :*

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refusestopoop@reddit

Those are rolls not a house.

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jahjoeka@reddit

At least you'll have fuel for this winter.

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jahjoeka@reddit

I just seen Dr Stone bread, now this 😂

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IllvesterTalone@reddit

Do why tf did you leave them in there?

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Ipax7270@reddit (OP)

I thought the oven was of

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Sorry_Error3797@reddit

Ovens remain hot for a while after turning them off.

Even if you had turned the oven off they would have continued cooking. According to a quick Google search an oven can stay hot for anywhere between a few minutes to over an hour.

You do not want to leave bread in the oven.

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IllvesterTalone@reddit

ah, you left that part out.

thought you were like "ah shit, can't figure it out - oh well 🤷"

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Ipax7270@reddit (OP)

Yeah I forgot to say it in the post

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TheRudDud@reddit

Anybody know if you can use stuff like this as actual charcoal?

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ViciousCombover@reddit

Those are some really big coffee beans

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RiverOfWhiskey@reddit

Mmm dark roast

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Rare-Craft-920@reddit

😱

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pyle332@reddit

I had a similar incident 5 years ago. I spent all day proofing a sourdough loaf and finally put it in the oven (at 500°F) around 9:30pm. Fell asleep on the couch for about two hours. Pulled it out when I woke up and it was just a lump of charcoal. Much like you, I'm glad that's all I got instead of a house fire

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TopazCotton@reddit

They look like computer mice

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Nautish@reddit

If the house is at risk of burning down and you really can't turn off the oven then turn off the electricity to the kitchen in the electrical panel.

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link3945@reddit

Or, just let it stay in the oven and burn. It's insulated and contained, any fire in the oven is unlikely to spread. Let it burn itself out.

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Fornicatinzebra@reddit

If they can't turn off an oven, do you expect they can turn off a breaker? Or even know a breaker exists in the first place?

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raspberryharbour@reddit

Breaker, breaker, we got a dumbass in the kitchen, over

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Estrellathestarfish@reddit

It's even worse than that, they couldn't even take the food out of the oven while they figured out how to turn the oven off. Just watched the food burn because opening an oven door is too complex.

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Yung-escobar@reddit

This dude couldn’t even figure out to remove the buns to prevent them from burning, just watched it happen because he couldn’t turn the oven off. Keep him far from the electrical panel.

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Satorius96@reddit

Better yet, unplug it if you can

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Subjective_Box@reddit

the plug is usually behind the oven and not accessible unless you move it off the wall

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reddit_understoodit@reddit

That will not burn a house down. It will not even cook anything.

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Awesome_Cabbage@reddit

Home made dinosaur egg fossils...💀

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ShiftyBizkits@reddit

I have done this on numerous occasions over the years whilst passed out drunk with bread and pizzas, never use parchment paper though so hasn't been a problem!

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paullywannacracka@reddit

looks undercooked

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BreakingProto@reddit

One morning I woke up from a rough night, to the oven on with a pizza the color of those potatoes inside. It wasn’t good.

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BestLimbCollector@reddit

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjDqsXNQ/

This you??

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Seygem@reddit

nice bog bodies you got there

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vincenzo_vegano@reddit

Looks like the buns used for the 20€ Burger at the Hipster store nearby.

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SightUnseen1337@reddit

al carbon

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Kevenolp@reddit

Wait why didn't op simply take out the food?

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XWasTheProblem@reddit

Congratulations, you crafted coal.

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1MechanicalAlligator@reddit

Take them to Professor Oak to get a free Omanyte or Kabuto 🔴

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EmperTiberionVI@reddit

I recommend not put computer mice in the oven.

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Willow_4367@reddit

Youve created coal. lol

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Bongwater-Mermaid@reddit

Break them open! They turn a beautiful shade of blue.

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Crunchyeee@reddit

Looks a bit raw

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Lord_Phoenix95@reddit

How do you not take them out.

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DM-G@reddit

They look like blue berries

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DismalSoil9554@reddit

I truly thought they wete fresh plums and was confused for a few seconds, like how does putting fruit in the oven start a fire.

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beamoflaser@reddit

It's coal baby

Beautiful clean coal

The President said he'd bring it back and he did

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Designer-Leg-2618@reddit

Bio-bread, activated, carbon neutral

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philchristensennyc@reddit

I thought they were giant coffee beans

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Miserable-Ad5401@reddit

The bluish tint and shape made me think someone, for some reason, incinerated foam footballs.

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bertowerto@reddit

French roast

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ayellellwhyesesay@reddit

Same!

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CanadianEH86@reddit

I thought the one on the right especially looked like a mouse (for your computer)

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woowoohumanist@reddit

They look like the “meteor” from Joe Dirt

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Whatever801@reddit

Decent oven spring

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omysweede@reddit

I thought those were 2 coffee beans. Dark roast.

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senorfresco@reddit

Does bread really look like this after 1 hour at only 200 degrees? 200 is like what I'd warm a croissant at.

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Ipax7270@reddit (OP)

200°C that’s 392in Fahrenheit

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Fikap4us@reddit

I cook baked potatoes at 225 C for 60-90 minutes and tey turn out great. This has to be a lot hotter or a lot longer that what you are saying

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Valazcar@reddit

So why didn't you just open the door and take the bread out of the oven?

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senorfresco@reddit

Ah, I see. I misread.

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1d0m1n4t3@reddit

Freedom units will screw you over every time

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glasses_handle@reddit

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mustynips@reddit

Forbidden bread

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Randomized9442@reddit

Dwarf Bread!

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st0rmtroopa06@reddit

Just scrape it with a knife … and put some butter

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agiet@reddit

The fact I'm most interested in is this parchment paper. How the hell did you burn the product but not the paper.

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SkavenSlayer5000@reddit

Took awhile to find this comment. Parchment paper looks perfect, not even a slightly seared edge. I call B.S on this entire post.

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Complete_Pizza_3742@reddit

Kinda looks like coffee beans

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UFOwatcher479@reddit

And yet, you didn’t!!! I applaud your skills!!

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Cosmonaut_Cockswing@reddit

That is a beatufil shade of burnt blue.

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HenryUTA@reddit

So instead of Bolillos u got Burnillos?

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Colourblindknight@reddit

You could throw those in a bag of Kingston briquettes and you wouldn’t know the difference

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iSliz187@reddit

No worries, at least you have some charcoal for the next BBQ now

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Downbytuesday@reddit

What wood is that? Flour.

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Klutch_conduct@reddit

Might as well draw up a blueprint using those now instead of with parts of the house

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Lone-Frequency@reddit

Nice rocks.

...Wait-

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Suspicious_Glow@reddit

Like a pair of huge burnt coffee beans

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BoldlyBaldwin@reddit

I was scrolling through fast and thought “why do they have rocks sitting on brown paper?” Now I know. Thank goodness you saved the house.

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Konseq@reddit

I am visiting a friend and did not understand how to turn of the oven

Even if you can't turn off the oven, just open it and take out the buns??

Also as long as the parchment paper hasn't caught fire yet you are still good.

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mshell1924@reddit

omg that happened to me, the parchment paper on one edge of the pan had lifted and it caught on fire because it touched the top of the oven! (which was at a normal temperature btw)

I yanked out the whole thing, managed to rescue my chicken burgers lol, literally as the flame was getting closer to the center of the pan, and then I quickly put out the fire with water in the sink.

(it took about 3 seconds, it was a small flame but it moved fast!)

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N1kYan@reddit

Happened to me as well when I was 17 and very stoned at a buddy's home. Since then I'm only using the hot air mode for making pizza

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ScatteredSignal@reddit

How are you alive.

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mshell1924@reddit

That was hardly life-threatening, the parchment paper was inside a steel pan. It would have just ended up, like, a pile of ash.

But, ever since, I've been super careful about cutting the edges of the parchment paper (one side was slightly overhanging the edge of the pan, and as I was putting it inside the oven it touched the top for a split second. It's easier than you think!)

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Konseq@reddit

Parchment paper burns quickly, but it also isn't a big fuel source (like a grease fire). Basically a large sheet of paper. Unless you drop it onto something else that burns, it will burn and go out on its own once the fire has consumed everything.

Not a perfect example since it is much smaller, but you get the idea: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qjHMZ6wWFdw

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Ptatofrenchfry@reddit

Just pull the street breaker smh my head /j

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robmobtrobbob@reddit

I thought those were baked potatoes

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TheDickCaricature@reddit

🎶 THREE HUNDRED SIXTY FIVE DEGREES 🎶

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Generic_Format528@reddit

OP's an ordinary guy. Certainly waited until the party was over to remove those loaves lol

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raisin22@reddit

That’s how you make hardtack…. Kind of.

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gargarfinks@reddit

Nice, a pair of wireless mice.

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KrissiKross@reddit

I thought they were two coffee beans at first lol

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Enclave2287@reddit

The Pompeii Special

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impliedapathy@reddit

100% thought this was in /r/stonerfoodporn

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Not_Justin_Peters@reddit

Giant mutant blueberries detected 👀

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ghostcaspee@reddit

Nah rename it to charcoal bread at 2x the price. Ppl will but it for sure.

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TeamTLWTrilll@reddit

Those look like those black (not so) pretty patties from SpongeBob

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Treacle_Pendulum@reddit

Bolillo el carbón

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SnooCauliflowers1905@reddit

Tbh the breads (Brötchen) look like they had some food coloring and not like they were burned to charcoal….

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Lumpy-Bank-8943@reddit

Those look like melted computer mice

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blu3m00n1991@reddit

For some odd reason I thought these two were gigantic coffee beans lol

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Interesting_Sand_428@reddit

like kidney stones

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Amneiger@reddit

Shouldn't ovens have an off button?

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SageOfSixSangheilis@reddit

Bro probably doesn’t even have oven mittens 😂

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Estrellathestarfish@reddit

And a door to take the food out.

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redditsuckspokey1@reddit

https://www.reddit.com/r/CustomerFromHell/s/NhJHrqIzs4

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Senki89@reddit

They belong in a museum 🔍

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captstix@reddit

"The House was on fire, but I'm not supposed to open the door after dark, so I burned to death"

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skaapjagter@reddit

Well charcoal bread is the in thing nowadays

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twlghtprncss@reddit

I thought those were coffee beans lol

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AutisticAnon69@reddit

Sourdough?

My wife loves to make sourdough bread.

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nexusjuan@reddit

For two coffee beans?

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TheGisbon@reddit

I love black bread

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Possum_Cowboy@reddit

Pompeii bread lookin ass

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KORZILLA-is-me@reddit

Not only did you burn the bread, but you managed to evenly burn the whole paper, too!

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Kolafluffart@reddit

Blackface potatoes are hitting different

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Jeramy_Jones@reddit

Reminds me of the loaves they found in Pompeii

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Dork31@reddit

Black bread sculptors (organic)

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shadowxmt@reddit

For a second i thpught they were large coffee beans .... Huh guess i need another cuppa coffee

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TheFisGoingOn@reddit

There's an off button or turn the dial to "off". You can type here but you can't read the dials or buttons?

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Resident_Picture1678@reddit

Also for someone that wants to know the fire alarm or something went off in my house

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Ipax7270@reddit (OP)

He is the friend I am visiting btw

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kikiacab@reddit

I’m having trouble understanding why you didn’t simply remove the loaves from the oven while it was on.

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fffan9391@reddit

Looks like that would have been a good result be for it turned into charcoal.

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bigdotcid@reddit

Scrape it off. Just a little burned but it’s probably still good below…

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WakaWaka_7277@reddit

You shouldn't put your mouse in the oven. They never work well again.

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Hi-Lander@reddit

Needs 5 more minutes m

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DonutWhole9717@reddit

Calm down Peeta

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foe_is_me@reddit

the house down boots

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want2learn2mix@reddit

were you trying to cook diamonds?

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Dead-HC-Taco@reddit

well the shape is nice

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PixelCube_@reddit

Does your friend know cooking basics?

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Resident_Picture1678@reddit

He did it not me

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PixelCube_@reddit

Yes, I was asking about your friend. Lol

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Resident_Picture1678@reddit

He does know how to Cook he was laughing at me with a spongebob laugh but he clearly didnt knew how to operate an oven

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PixelCube_@reddit

So… he doesn’t know cooking basics. Operating an oven is cooking basics.

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fillerupbruther@reddit

You realize you’re not talking to OP?

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ChefArtorias@reddit

I thought they were computer mice at first lol

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flclhack@reddit

same!

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hismoon27@reddit

I thought they were coffee beans at first lol

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andiibandii@reddit

Coffee beans for giants

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danimalscruisewinner@reddit

Pompeii bread

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mattyGOAT1996@reddit

I thought those were computer mouses

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piercedmfootonaspike@reddit

I don't think it gets hot enough in an oven to actually start a fire

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AffectionateCup8812@reddit

Y'know some ovens use an open flame to heat, right? And even electrical ovens can get over 500° f which will definitely start a fire. Even 350° f will start a fire with the right fuel, which dry ass bread and parchment paper are pretty damn good fuel

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SkinnyFatKidd@reddit

Coffee beans

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sdust182@reddit

Make sure you know how to turn off dangerous things before turning them on... The future disasters you'll likely avoid by heeding my advice is all the thanks I need.

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