Only had 1 can of biscuits, 4 hotdogs and 16 pepperonis
Posted by tdawg2k7@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 54 comments
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Posted by tdawg2k7@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 54 comments
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lilcutielickbooty@reddit
Hell ya
tdawg2k7@reddit (OP)
…and cheese. I always have cheese
ScatteredSignal@reddit
I'd watch movies with you if you put this out lol. Well done. 😁
tdawg2k7@reddit (OP)
I’ve got space jam on vhs. It’s a date.
ScatteredSignal@reddit
We can talk about stuffs and who belongs on Moron Mountain? 😊
tdawg2k7@reddit (OP)
That sounds like perfection to me. You cook the popcorn though
PathsOfPain@reddit
Where'd the cheese come from then 🤔
tdawg2k7@reddit (OP)
Oh damn. You got me! Also I spotted a 17th pepperoni. I’m a dirty rotten liar
Sir-Nicholas@reddit
And pizza sauce 🧐
tdawg2k7@reddit (OP)
Internet investigators are getting out of hand. Pizza sauce, and parchment paper, and a pan, and an oven!
Notacat444@reddit
You didn't even cook this on the side of a volcano? GTFO!
tdawg2k7@reddit (OP)
I’m currently renting out my volcano-side residence to afford these delicacies
Notacat444@reddit
You know what? Times are hard out there for a biscuit pimp. I take it back.
WinterScene7194@reddit
If you didn’t have cheese and sauce then you would have shitty food porn…but you basically had everything you needed for pizza bagels
tdawg2k7@reddit (OP)
But I failed on having the bagels. Still shitty?
SuddenChimpanzee2484@reddit
It made me hungry, so I'd say not. I'm going to bake a frozen pizza now 😋
shl00m@reddit
How did you get all that to work under a bridge... at least you ate it straight from the oven
tdawg2k7@reddit (OP)
I’m sorry if you don’t have an oven under your bridge. I don’t judge.
shl00m@reddit
Pff, look at Mr Rockefeller here, living under a bridge.
I bet you've never had to wring your cardboard-home because the rain wouldn't stop
tdawg2k7@reddit (OP)
Well look at you with your free water, must be nice. I have to suck on a cactus for that
shl00m@reddit
I bet you don't have to sleep naked
tdawg2k7@reddit (OP)
Don’t need clothes when my under-the-bridge oven/bed provides all the warmth I need.
shl00m@reddit
Spoiled brat
/s
tdawg2k7@reddit (OP)
Don’t hate the player
sometimes-funny-kiwi@reddit
I forgive you for being a dirty rotten liar but only just
StevesRoomate@reddit
next time wrap some pepperonis inside the glizzies in a blanket, but only if you have enough to put on the pizza first
Severe-Rope-3026@reddit
"i only had all the ingredients to make exactly what intended to make"
tdawg2k7@reddit (OP)
The plan was all pigs in a blanket so I had to improvise
CompetitiveDeal8755@reddit
His breast milk
tdawg2k7@reddit (OP)
I’m lactose intolerant. I just kind of wonder how that would play out though
mike_stifle@reddit
This sub terrifies me
ScatteredSignal@reddit
I'm gonna make 2 boxes of kraft dinner with a pound of cheese today, simply because a person didn't trust my last pics. I'll get pics of the scale weight this time. Welcome to the club Mike, or do you prefer Mikey? Or maybe Micheal?
OrmondDawn@reddit
Only one can of biscuits? I've never had ANY cans of biscuits. I had never even heard of such a thing until I saw this post. 😬
RebaKitt3n@reddit
Are you sure this shouldn’t be in r/stonerfoods?
tdawg2k7@reddit (OP)
You know, I debated it. Neither myself, nor my 6 year old are stoners though. At least I don’t think he his. I’m going to go search his toy box now for his stash brb.
Slaphappyfapman@reddit
Never have i ever heard of canned biscuits
soundchefsupreme@reddit
Nah that’s a win
stellarsellar@reddit
This would be a great word problem for some sort of math class I think.
Consistent-Tip-6971@reddit
You did everything you could with what you had and I salute you 🫡
frednekk@reddit
Uh- you missed your calling. This is some Tyson food talent.
tdawg2k7@reddit (OP)
If I can dream it, I can achieve it
frednekk@reddit
Preach Dawg!
Sazime@reddit
I like the cut off your jib, and choices in meats.
tdawg2k7@reddit (OP)
Amen brother
Beneficial-Ad-7969@reddit
Should have sliced up the hot dogs would have had more quote-on-quote pepperoni.
tdawg2k7@reddit (OP)
I thought about it for a second. But then like, motivation and effort. So I didn’t.
Altruistic-Resort-56@reddit
Bet that's good as hell
Alarming-Wave4918@reddit
I would eat this it looks good
Available-Egg-2380@reddit
I think that looks fucking delicious personally
GreenBeanLol@reddit
Looks delicious
unclejoe1917@reddit
You made it work nicely.
FloraMaeWolfe@reddit
Looks like it tastes good. I've made "pizza biscuits" before by cooking up fresh biscuits and slapping on some cheese and pepperoni then toasting it.
tdawg2k7@reddit (OP)
My mom use to make these kind of pizzas when I was a kid. Was always one of my favorite things she would make, which I could never ever tell her
OOOdragonessOOO@reddit