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Condolences, LeBron… the bums will ALWAYS lose! My advice to you is to retire, sir!

Posted by N4TETHAGR8@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 68 comments

Condolences, LeBron… the bums will ALWAYS lose! My advice to you is to retire, sir!

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kyshido91@reddit

The only thing LeBron is king of is flops and fails come on
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No_Arachnid_1772@reddit

![gif](giphy|R80S4PLXZ1gkJzplwT|downsized) I am the walrus
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Huge_Marketing4897@reddit

And even if he was a lazy man...
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N4TETHAGR8@reddit (OP)

Luka is a fuckin’ amateur… lost in the finals last year and first round this year!
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MasterPorkchop68@reddit

Fat Larry
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Confident-Weird-4202@reddit

Basically the Timberwolves were the sheriff of Malibu, real reactionaries.
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dwors025@reddit

Maybe the Lakers should go back home to Minnesota. It’s a wandering daughter job.
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Huge_Marketing4897@reddit

The Moorhead Lakers
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ZenoTheLibrarian@reddit

How do you keep them down on the farm after Naz Reid
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happycola619@reddit

Fuckin’ fascists
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krakatoa83@reddit

He’s very proud of his little bronny achiever
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Bluetiger1520@reddit

You’re killing your father Bronny
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Foxford43@reddit

Stay out of Malibu, you bum!
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schlamster@reddit

Oh but it IS a game 
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N4TETHAGR8@reddit (OP)

Stay out of LA LeBron, stay out of LA DEADBEAT!
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DankPawt@reddit

Yeah, well, Bronny’s pretty good…
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Ainvb@reddit

They must be celebrating on the family farm outside of Morehead, Minnesota.
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SpecificDate7501@reddit

They call Los Angeles the City of Angels
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SacThrowAway76@reddit

But the Angels are in Anaheim and they aren’t going to amount to anything.
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SacThrowAway76@reddit

Seriously hard to call LeBron a bum. If every year of his career had the same numbers he put up *this* year, he would be an automatic for the HOF. However, every year prior to this has been even better. 22 years in the league and he is *still* one of the best players in the league. Not a bum.
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knivesofsmoothness@reddit

Fuckin goldbricker
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guiltycitizen@reddit

Naz Reid, not exactly a lightweight
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AllegedlyGoodPerson@reddit

Yeah, but he’s a pervert, Dude.
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The1Like@reddit

No seriously, he’s a pederast.
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MasterPorkchop68@reddit

What’s a pederast, Walter?
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DarthHM@reddit

Shut the fuck up, Bronny.
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The1Like@reddit

*Shut* *the* *fuck* *up* *Donny*.
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tupperneep@reddit

Is Naz Reid a Nazi, Dude?
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CampSubject9176@reddit

No, Donnie, Lebron James is a coward. Pushing poor Draymond Green, stepping over him, and then bitching to the commissioner to get a flagrant foul.
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MasterPorkchop68@reddit

No, Donnie, Naz Reid is a nihilist. Nothing to be afraid of.
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AllegedlyGoodPerson@reddit

Yeah, but he’s a pervert, Dude.
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superdave123123@reddit

But he really tied the team together.
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Anime_Slave@reddit

Are you employed sir?
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joeypublica@reddit

Well he’s achieved anyway
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901Soccer@reddit

Anthony Edwards draws a lot of water in this league
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NickyRaZz@reddit

Keep your gold bricking ass out of the playoffs
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NotQuiteSober98@reddit

Also.. dude.. King James is not the preferred nomenclature…. Democratically elected president, please..
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kd8qdz@reddit

Cleveland is doing fine.
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NomadErik23@reddit

Woo, didn’t they say this guy was a bum?
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NomadErik23@reddit

Fuck it. Yes yes that’s what your generation says. Fuck it
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Mutantdogboy@reddit

Where the finals lebronski
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baby-shart@reddit

It’s down there.  Let him take another look.
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No_Arachnid_1772@reddit

WHERE’S THE FUCKING SUBS REDDICK(HEAD
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MasterPorkchop68@reddit

Bunny said you’re good for it! Where’s the finals, LeBronski???
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N4TETHAGR8@reddit (OP)

Hopefully in Boston, dude
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wheriendndyubegin@reddit

Obviously, you're not from Ohio.
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imstevieshield@reddit

I’ve had a rough night and I fuckin hate the twolves!
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CombinationSea@reddit

That it! Get the fuck out of my series!
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Hagfist@reddit

From the comments, Duder has surmised that something happened. Real complicated case here, lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta strands and what have you, but I can tell you this... Something happened here, man
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Bodhigomo@reddit

Well, you aren’t privy to all the new shit, so… But that’s what you pay me for…
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SplinterRifleman@reddit

Bronny Jr is a Little labumski urban achiever.
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SparseGhostC2C@reddit

Fuck it.
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N4TETHAGR8@reddit (OP)

Fuck it LeBron, let’s go to Cancun
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DryYogurt6878@reddit

![gif](giphy|oJuQOH0sxewWMMjJnQ)
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tupperneep@reddit

And I’m talking about The King here. The King from Lawss Ang-eleeze.
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No_Arachnid_1772@reddit

Who was most certainly in the running for oldest worldwide
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copperblood@reddit

Obviously you’re not a golfer
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Ok_Farm_8397@reddit

Lost a bulk of the series.
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be_more_gooder@reddit

THAT'S funny
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Additional-Ad8632@reddit

A man who is unable to achieve on a level field of play.
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jeepster61615@reddit

Jordan draws a lot of water in this town...
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polygonalopportunist@reddit

The plane has crashed into the goddamn building!
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creamcitybrix@reddit

You don’t go out dressed like that, do you??? On a non-workday?!?!
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MasterPorkchop68@reddit

Is today a…uhh, what day is this?
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polygonalopportunist@reddit

Irish eyes are smiling ☘️
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NappingSounds@reddit

This aggression will not stand, man! He’s an achiever.
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Duke0119@reddit

Tattoo it on your forehead!
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wheriendndyubegin@reddit

The hair plugs lost!
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