Would Beavis be a good soldier?
Posted by Venice_man_@reddit | BeavisAndButthead | View on Reddit | 15 comments
Posted by Venice_man_@reddit | BeavisAndButthead | View on Reddit | 15 comments
QuarterNote44@reddit
This was a question yesterday. But yeah, he would be a great private if he had a good team leader. But if he had SGT Butthead he would get kicked out quick.
Venice_man_@reddit (OP)
Lol, i drew Beavis yesterday as a soldier. This is like a further elaboration with the little story of him telling the hot military chicks a military story
UndeathlyKnight@reddit
No, he's too hardcore for the military. Plus, it's a pain to get him to wake him up at 5 AM 'cause he's still got morning wood at that time.
Johnny-Unitas@reddit
Sounds like a marine.
BeavisTheBest@reddit
of course
KingOFPervertStyle@reddit
I can see Beavis ending up being a sleeper agent and involved in multiple missions to bringing down world threats while being his goofy ass self.
MantisToboggan1189@reddit
They called him Private Bunghole then he was upgraded to Colonel Nutsack
Pitiful-Beginning363@reddit
“We tanks and mortars and fire! 🔥Lots and lots of fire!!!”
Chickenisgood001@reddit
No one wields a flamethrower better than PFC Beavis.
DieMensch-Maschine@reddit
"NNNNNNYAAAAAAAAHHH! I'll kick you in the nads!"
NiceCreamyNut21@reddit
Heh-heh! Heh-heh! Heh-heh-heh! FIRE! FIRE! Heh-heh
NiceCreamyNut21@reddit
Do not photocopy my butt heh heh, do not photcopy my butt heh heh heh, do not photo copy my butt Huh huh huh...
RetailDrone7576@reddit
I could see Beavis getting captured as a P.O.W. and driving the enemy insane by being annoying or terrifying them with his cornholio transformation
Fievel10@reddit
I think the show has demonstrated pretty effectively that if Butt-Head isn't involved, the sky is the limit for Beavis.
Venice_man_@reddit (OP)
Lol, its interesting, in a way he reminds me of Forest Gumb,