Armed Iranian Bulldozer

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OUsnr7@reddit

How is this country also a nuclear threat?

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Crowbarmagic@reddit

I suppose getting nukes is cheaper than training an entire army.

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Churro1912@reddit

Idk about cheaper but 1 lets you get away with anything you want

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It's not. War hawks have had a hard on for attacking since the oil industry was nationalized, and claiming they're a nuclear threat is a way to make a casus belli. Fortunately cooler heads have realized that the terrain makes it a meat grinder more trouble than it's worth. For now anyway....

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CommieTomy@reddit

By doing exactly that. There is just so much brains and money going around and it's going nuclear

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Crowbarmagic@reddit

With that camouflage net they'll blend right in with the rest of the bulldozer.

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C00kie_Monsters@reddit

I love the Camo net over the shovel as if the big, bright yellow bulldozer wasn’t obvious

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DomSchraa@reddit

Holy shit

A technical thats bad both in idea and execution

Weve found a non russian holy grail

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Username_St0len@reddit

this got nothin on Marvin Heemeyer

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GullibleAudience6071@reddit

Heemeyer built this in a cave! With a box of scraps!

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Substantial-Tone-576@reddit

He was a total crazy asshole, who destroyed peoples property because he didn’t want to do some construction the city said he had to do.

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MasterManufacturer72@reddit

That's not the whole story and I'm going to spend the rest of the day looking for the video that goes over everything again and looks at the original narrative and how it was constructed to make him look more unreasonable than he was. Not that the kill dozer part was reasonable but basically it boils down to the local government snubbing him to make things way more difficult than they needed to be. It's a really relatable story if you know anything about small town governments.

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Saltybuttertoffee@reddit

Not that the kill dozer part was reasonable

but

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RainierCamino@reddit

He got fucked with a little for not being local. And he responded by doing nothing to get his property in compliance, refusing offers to sell (for a profit) and then finally building KILLDOZER.

Oh, which he built in a storage facility he owned and was making money on.

Then he wrecked main street and tried to kill a bunch of people. Fortunately failing like the un-aggrieved idiot he was.

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tactycool@reddit

"for not being local"

I care little for small town xenophobes

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zoro4661@reddit

Him being a bastard doesn't change how hilarious the whole concept and execution of the Killdozer is, though

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GullibleAudience6071@reddit

Point still stands regardless of the reason it was built.

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Nokim55@reddit

Youre getting downvoted but that boils down to it. He was mad that he wasnt allowed to dump sewage on his property. His neighbor that bought his garage litterally installed it the first week and everything was ok after that. Except he had main character syndrome

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PerfectionOfaMistake@reddit

The shovel will ricochet anything into guys backs...

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heywoodidaho@reddit

Lob a few rounds at the top of the scoop and let them pinball into the meat.

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dinkleberrysurprise@reddit

I did something like that in metal gear solid 3 one time

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naishjustsaint@reddit

Forgot the drivers armor

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Liquor_N_Whorez@reddit

Local holyman cast a spell of bubble shield on him g2g.

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SovietHospitality@reddit

Love how they put zero thought into the safety of the driver.

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TheReverseShock@reddit

I think it's supposed to be a mobile guard tower.

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pLudoOdo@reddit

I mean he's not the one with the guns so they obviously won't shoot him

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MarinaraTrench7@reddit

This is more of an improvised mobile pillbox type of thing so the driver doesn’t matter

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Kpmh20011@reddit

He can duck lol

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musschrott@reddit

Or he'll lift the bucket.

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Kpmh20011@reddit

That’s some military genius right there. Why aren’t you commissioned yet?

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musschrott@reddit

I lost my forklift certification in an accident with my late colleague Klaus.

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GuyTheTerrible@reddit

They gave him camo to blend right in with the vehicle.

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musschrott@reddit

If he dies, you've parked in range.

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nazihater3000@reddit

If he dies, he dies.

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Macia_@reddit

Or he dies & his foot sinks the gas pedal. Now you've got kamikaze machine guns!

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Baron_Jennings@reddit

And they claim this country has nukes. smdh

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tactycool@reddit

The claim is not that Iran currently has nukes. That's the entire point, we are trying to keep them from getting nukes.

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SuperSwamper69@reddit

Having ridden in the bucket of several different loaders I can confidently say there is no way those guys are hitting anything while on the move. Probably the bumpiest rides of my life and I’ve ridden in some weird shit. Even just riding would be torturous for the gunners.

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