BEAVIS IN THE MILITARY

Posted by Venice_man_@reddit | BeavisAndButthead | View on Reddit | 16 comments

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KhaosTemplar@reddit

I could see it… some recruiter just says to them how many chicks dig the military and they would say “WHOA! Hey Beavis this dude is saying we can score…” and that would be the end of it

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Venice_man_@reddit (OP)

Beavis is your guy, he will fight against those British communist bungholes...

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Chickenisgood001@reddit

Ya know, like…the duality of man, or something.

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UndeathlyKnight@reddit

The military is not ready for Beavis.

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thehatedone96@reddit

Gotta strike at dawn when the enemy has morning wood

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SwoeJonson1@reddit

And then destroy them all with ffffffFIRE!

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black-volcano@reddit

I can probably get you stationed at Fort Dicks

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Beavis would either be a great Soldier or be chaptered within months. It would all depend on his leadership. If he had a good team leader and decent dudes in his squad he'd be amazing. But if he had SGT Butthead? No shot.

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just-jeans@reddit

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Coulrophiliac444@reddit

Now i want Beavis to sing the Ballad of Rambro

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Coulrophiliac444@reddit

Oddly enough, if he can survive boot camp and basic firearm safety, I could see him being a 20 year grunt. Suppies and logistics. Not a great job, but one he's definitely able to qualify for.

Chicks, Beers, and Guns. Every stereotype Beavis ever got a boner for. Hell i don't even think he's technically dumb enough to miss minimum education standards.

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CrimsonTightwad@reddit

I can so see Beavis as a grunt.

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Gorilla_Obsessed_Fox@reddit

You're in rare form Beavis