Really bored therapist here.
Posted by CrystalizedTrip@reddit | BeavisAndButthead | View on Reddit | 27 comments
Licensed and everything. š¤£
If Beavis and Butt-Head were my clients, here is how Iād diagnose them.
Beavis - ADHD. 100000 %. Easy. š¤£ I would love a client like this, but I wouldnāt have faith that Iād really be helping him at all. He would probably stink.
Butt-Head is harder lol. The easy diagnoses would be Oppositional Defiant Disorder that will later evolve into Antisocial Personality Disorder. If he was my client and didnāt show up for a session, I wouldnāt be calling him to reschedule š¬
Affable_Refrigerator@reddit
What would you say about the chronic mastrobation?
loucap81@reddit
Eh thatās just a teenager thing and honestly, the least of their problems.
Any Family Guy fans here will know thatās also a running gag with the teenage son Chris.
Affable_Refrigerator@reddit
Then you clean the toolshed
CrystalizedTrip@reddit (OP)
I would say thatās out of my scope of practice lol
Affable_Refrigerator@reddit
Huh huh. You said āscopeā.
Character_Block_2373@reddit
So much whackin in the tool shed
Curlytoes18@reddit
A therapist tried to help them once and they urinated all over her office
Some-Exchange-4711@reddit
Her office was micturated upon š
TheVentiLebowski@reddit
Come on, man, I'm not trying to scam anybody here, I'm just...
YUR_MUM@reddit
Ever thus to deadbeats
DeedleStone@reddit
At least I'm housebroken
Exquisitemouthfeels@reddit
That guy... that guy just called us deadbeats, huh-huh, cool.
grn_eyed_bandit@reddit
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NUFIGHTER7771@reddit
Such a fancy word. š Also a great Scrabble word to boot!
FrankFrankly711@reddit
Does Narcissism and/or Sociopathy fit into Buttheadās diagnosis? He can sure he a jerk to Beavis sometimes, and shows no remorse. Also, old Butthead died once and didnāt care at all about the doctors that saved him.
Conscious-Intern8594@reddit
Except Butthead prayed to God to save Beavis that one time.
BonerDonationCenter@reddit
That's a great point... take a bow.
CrystalizedTrip@reddit (OP)
That shocked me tbh
CrystalizedTrip@reddit (OP)
Antisocial was formally known as Sociopathy so š
Monsieur_Hulot_Jr@reddit
Both them boys Borderline as hell.
Kifrank101@reddit
Id want to assess what life was like in their home environments growing up!!!! Like, who the hell are their parents or grandparents? What are they like???
Electronic-Regret484@reddit
Beavis probably got Autism, too, and Butthead straight-up says that a therapist called him a sociopath.Ā
taywray@reddit
Does everyone have a diagnosis or disorder? Beavis is definitely ADHD, but Butthead just seems like a dumb normal juvenile male.
CrystalizedTrip@reddit (OP)
Unfortunately Iām watching the show through a trained lense. š« š¤£ But letās say he ended up in court as a juvy, thatās what theyād slap him with
taywray@reddit
He does enjoy hurting his best friend, so maybe he's sociopathic! But the line between dumb juvenile punk and sociopath is extremely thin.
You should watch King of the Hill and make a similar post. Those characters have way more issues to unpack!
CrystalizedTrip@reddit (OP)
Thatās a good goal right after I diagnose Peter Griffin with ADHD lol
Character_Block_2373@reddit
He seems to be completely devoid of empathy or anything resembling a conscience. So yeah, maybe youāre right