I am a straight man who loves phat innie pussies and their respectively gaping vagina holes
I love how they look, taste and smell, assuming good hygiene- especially when you bend them over, spread everything open and get an intoxicating whiff of some buttcrotch
But low key I’ve consumed enough gloryhole porn that the idea of sucking off a few anonymous penises whilst stroking and slurping their cum into my mouth sounds enticing
That sounds like the gayest shit in the world.
The only way to make that gayer would be to go seeking out a butt-pounding afterward. :-(
Some chantards are not like the others.
This is actually me, I am very straight and I would never kiss or enter a relationship with another male, but I do have a fetish for being fucked in the ass occasionally.
comedordecurioso69@reddit
it's kinda hot though I think
sword-lord@reddit
"I'm straight but I love when my boyfriend fucks me in the ass, but straight, ok?!?!!"
bruh
Hefty-Tea-6718@reddit
Bee outside walking little boys adults running from me.
a god.
Bee form is realm of disbelief in law; See one later; I’m a Bee Buzz buzz where are they
Nowhere Am a bee and I failed. Try get my Fee upgrade and am still a Bee but Coola’.
Wibble606@reddit
"I'm straight"
*Proceeds to say the gayest thing ever*
DrDMango@reddit
This isn’t even gay
Wibble606@reddit
Uhhhhhhhh
JojiImpersonator@reddit
A tale as old as time itself
Mouszt@reddit
As old as these promised lands.
anyadpicsajat@reddit
Bring the cat
Internal_Trust9066@reddit
DDLGcplxo@reddit
As he humps his waifu pillow before sleepy time
UwU 👉👈🥺
TerriblePlays@reddit
psyop
Gorthax@reddit
The world doesn't give a shit that you want to suck cock
GabrePac@reddit
Many such cases.
Maxbonzoo@reddit
I am a gay man, but low key the idea of having kids and raising a family with a woman sounds enticing
redditsucks101010101@reddit
straggot
satisfuckery@reddit
I am a straight man who loves phat innie pussies and their respectively gaping vagina holes
I love how they look, taste and smell, assuming good hygiene- especially when you bend them over, spread everything open and get an intoxicating whiff of some buttcrotch
But low key I’ve consumed enough gloryhole porn that the idea of sucking off a few anonymous penises whilst stroking and slurping their cum into my mouth sounds enticing
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Top-Goose6019@reddit
In anons defense, being turned into a femboy slut isn't gay if a woman is responsible for it.
BlackDolphinEscapee@reddit
That's gay too💀
Majestic_Secret_9056@reddit
Every man has gay thoughts
alwaysSWED@reddit
Being attracted to females is gay?
JojiImpersonator@reddit
Somehow I doubt that's what he meant
CainhurstVayne@reddit
Damn, mossad really didn't miss a beat. As soon as 4chins came back, the psyops were unleashed again
Acceptable-Fill-3361@reddit
Or maybe 4chan is full of homos?
ForGrateJustice@reddit
Porque no los dos?
aMoose_Bit_My_Sister@reddit
translation plz
ForGrateJustice@reddit
Why not Zoidberg?
aMoose_Bit_My_Sister@reddit
thx anon
anonymous101814@reddit
為什麼不兩者都呢?
Metal04Frost@reddit
Gay Rabbis everywhere
mark2talyho@reddit
Tel Aviv has been hitting refresh of 10 days straight
OkScarcity282@reddit
Site was down while they moved servers from tel Aviv to the NYC tunnels
bmcgowan89@reddit
Aaaaannnd were back
Gengar88@reddit
I heard Mr New Vegas
blitzlurker@reddit
ArmaKiri@reddit
Back from what
LordWetFart@reddit
Tell a friend
bmcgowan89@reddit
Outer space
mrpooker@reddit
from outer space
The_Burning_Face@reddit
I just logged in to find anon with some guy's cum upon his face
Liebermode@reddit
OK Yahudi
gecked@reddit
Anon like women, Anon like hot, women is hot. Anon become women, anon become hot, Anon like Anon.
Many such cases
sabrefudge@reddit
Is 4Chan back?!
I’m at a place I can’t check. 😂
ParticularConcept548@reddit
The mossad are back
fuzzyBird97@reddit
What's gayer?
Be gay
Or
"Be me, straight"
A_Gorgeous_Gorilla@reddit
Straight men don't think like this.
pokemon_fucker_2137@reddit
We are back to the classic chan
Rob_Croissant@reddit
Feminine enough 👍🏻
Economy_Point_6810@reddit
Another psyop
PresDeeJus@reddit
BringBackSoule@reddit
The real question is:
Do you wish to be emasculated by a man, or by a woman?
noclaim6969@reddit
average 4chan gooner
untakenu@reddit
10,000:1 odds anon grew up in a single mother household.
SigmaBattalion@reddit
Gooned too hard.
JanetMock@reddit
So we are back on 4 chan despite knowing that it was run by Mossad? Of course, thank you for hosting greatest ally : D
Contact_Antitype@reddit
Who gives a shit about the moosead if you're only on 4chan for teh pronzorz?
Contact_Antitype@reddit
That sounds like the gayest shit in the world. The only way to make that gayer would be to go seeking out a butt-pounding afterward. :-( Some chantards are not like the others.
zeroyt9@reddit
This is actually me, I am very straight and I would never kiss or enter a relationship with another male, but I do have a fetish for being fucked in the ass occasionally.
nonliquid@reddit
Thank goodness it's possible to get railed on occasion without kissing or entering a relationship with another male.
throwawayeastbay@reddit
She will never respect you again if you go that route
nonliquid@reddit
What you say about my mama?
Gorthax@reddit
"I don't wanna cuddle with you motherfucker!"
lefeuet_UA@reddit
Dreamy is that you? Long time no see
TerriblePlays@reddit
yes sir thank you sir
User_identificationZ@reddit
Only a while before these posts pop back up
Smoovemammajamma@reddit
Only if you fit the profile. Nobody wants a 500lbs femboy slut
Writefuck@reddit
Speak for yourself motherfucker
JustSuet@reddit
SPEAK FOR ME DADDY
Gorthax@reddit
speaks for me
Smoovemammajamma@reddit
Who pissed in your cornflakes fatboyfucker42069?
doodwtfomglol@reddit
Nobody wants to smell 500 lbs fatroll stink wafting out from striped full leg socks
OGREtheTroll@reddit
DDLGcplxo@reddit
As he humps his waifu pillow before sleepy time
UwU 👉👈🥺
DDLGcplxo@reddit
As he cries himself to sleep hugging his waifu pillow WuW
chriscrowder@reddit
Gross
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ElKuhnTucker@reddit
Maybe, just maybe, bringing back 4chan was a mistake
SonOfTheAfternoon@reddit
And the cat is also back
thewebspinner@reddit
Nothing said before the word but matters
Steaminmcbeanymuffin@reddit
Maybe it would have been better if it just didn’t come back
make_reddit_great@reddit
I am a bird but I have four legs, hooves, horns, say "moo" and spend all day grazing.
Syreet_Primacon@reddit
Many such cases
encrustingXacro@reddit
What AGP and sissy hypno does to an mfer
Ikzivi@reddit
real and straight
YeeHawWyattDerp@reddit
I am a straight man