What are your American fast food fudge/marry/kill?

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Jolly_Ad_2363@reddit

I don’t think I’ve ever had the urge to fuck a restaurant.

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beyphy@reddit (OP)

I said fudge.

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ThePurityPixel@reddit

Why, though?

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jephph_@reddit

Apparently we have some Mormons in NY

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misagale@reddit

All gross

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jellythecapybara@reddit

- fuck: chick fil a - marry: Taco Bell - kill: Wendy’s

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AnybodySeeMyKeys@reddit

Fudge: Krystal. There, I said it. Marry: Jack's. Superior to INO or WTBGR in every single way. Kill: Church's Chicken.

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Apprehensive_Yard_14@reddit

Fudge Popeyes- the chicken is delicious, but too much of it will lead to health issues. It's a fling when I was young and dumb. Marry Raising Canes - Delicious, simple, loyal. You know what you are getting, and politics aligns. Kill Chik fila- overrated and flavorless. Just salty chicken. Have the world view of a bigoted old white man. I would constantly have to be arguing that me and my loved ones have a right to exist, so I would rather kill it than deal with that.

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coldlightofday@reddit

That’s a lot of fried chicken.

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Apprehensive_Yard_14@reddit

hell yeah!!!

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XMXP_5@reddit

F: Arby's, their roast beast is great once in a while but gets old quick M: Wendy's, gold standard of fast food IMHO. Ohio company so that counts for me too. K: McDonald's, the only thing I will eat from their menu is the fries. Gross.

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WitchCackleHehe@reddit

Tim Hortons(they’re in the states too), Culver’s, Arby’s.

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beyphy@reddit (OP)

You're stating these respectively? i.e. Tim Hortons is Fudge, Culvers is Marry, Arby's is kill?

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ThePurityPixel@reddit

✈️🙄

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WitchCackleHehe@reddit

Yis

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DIYnivor@reddit

Of course.

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No-Lunch4249@reddit

Tim Hortons is just Red Dunkin Donuts imo, I don't get the hype

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WitchCackleHehe@reddit

I’ve got to disagree. For some reason, nothing can get me to like Dunkin

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Fickle_Hope2574@reddit

Whose wanting to fuck food items?

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Upstairs-Storm1006@reddit

McDonald's warm apple pie 🤷🏼‍♂️

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beyphy@reddit (OP)

American (McDonalds) Pie.

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Distinct_Safety5762@reddit

The thing’s a nuclear reactor in a flaky crust. It’s 50 Shades of American Pie.

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Excel_Spreadcheeks@reddit

Us Americans 🍔

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o2msc@reddit

Honey this is America! We have freedoms

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beyphy@reddit (OP)

I said fudge.

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Fickle_Hope2574@reddit

Fudge is pc term for fuck, your a adult what are you doing.

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o2msc@reddit

I’m fudging Raisin Canes. Good old classic American southern party chain who you know is a good time. I’m marrying chic-fil-a. It’s a good take home to momma. Church on Sunday. Family values. I’m killing Burger King. It’s been around the block. Seen a lot of people. No one ever left that satisfied.

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mr_miggs@reddit

I dont really get all the love for raising canes. Its just better than average chicken tenders.

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ThePurityPixel@reddit

Because it's better than average chicken tender

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ThePurityPixel@reddit

I can't tell if all the typos are on purpose (to make fun of OP's "fudge") or not

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GothWitchOfBrooklyn@reddit

F: Five Guys M: Wendys K: Burger King

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notsoniceville@reddit

Fudge: Arby’s Marry: Raising Cane’s Kill: Hardee’s

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cats_and_tats84@reddit

What’s Lion’s Choice?

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notsoniceville@reddit

St. Louis-based roast beef chain. Think Arby’s but more edible.

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Dvthdude@reddit

Killing Hardee’s is crazy

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Majestic-Macaron6019@reddit

Right? Where are all the old men going to get breakfast?

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jeffgrantMEDIA@reddit

Fast food is disgusting. I’ll go be a monk.

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DistanceRelevant3899@reddit

Fudge: Taco Bell Marry: Jersey Mikes Kill: Arby’s

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emilybg78@reddit

Chicken edition: Fudge Zaxby’s , Marry Chick Fil A, Kill KFC

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pinniped90@reddit

Fudge: Freebird's, like a Chipotle with more options and better ingredients, but somewhat regional Marry: Jersey Mike's, solid hot and cold sandwich lineup, and you can buy a huge one to feed 4 people. Kill: Burger King. Seriously, just put that dog down already, I haven't been in a clean well-run BK since the Clinton administration.

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DIYnivor@reddit

Chick Fil A, Mission BBQ, Arby's

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smarterthanyoda@reddit

Fudge: Shake Shack - Looks nice but costs a lot and nothing special once you get past the surface. Marry: McDonald's - Reliable, you know what you're getting, and will gradually turn you into a sedentary, obese, couch potato. It's the American Way! Kill: Cheesecake Factory - Why does this exist anyway? I got a gift certificate to go there once and didn't find anything appealing in the entire experience.

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o2msc@reddit

Cheesecake Factory is not fast food

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smarterthanyoda@reddit

Then I would kill Long John Silver's and then go kill Cheesecake Factory too.

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pizzahuman@reddit

Fudge: Braum’s (slather myself in their affordable ice cream and burgers) Marry: chicfila (she’s a wholesome, dependable gal) Kill: Long John Silver’s (end the cycle of shame)

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