Feast your eyes with my green protein pancakes.
Posted by jawisko@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 52 comments
Posted by jawisko@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 52 comments
stefferier@reddit
No way
SharkPicnic@reddit
CookiesandContraband@reddit
This is some Dr. Seuss shit.
frednekk@reddit
Green Shitcakes and Ham.
corisilvermoon@reddit
I have a very strong childhood memory of crying in kindergarten because they served us green eggs and ham and I was always told green meat was bad. 😂
frednekk@reddit
I tried that with my kids and they flipped the F out.
Life-Oil-7226@reddit
Avocado pancakes
LostinQuiddity@reddit
Feast is not the word that comes to mind
TerminatorAuschwitz@reddit
Protein pancakes, protein popcorn, protein lemonade protein bread.
Take me back behind the protein barn and shoot me in the head with a protein shotgun.
adminsreachout@reddit
Is it just me or do they look like parrot shit?
Worldly_Figure_3359@reddit
This is a warcrime
Rudemacher@reddit
i know we all love looking buff and putting protein powder in everything but that's something you'd hsve to force yourself to wolf down
jawisko@reddit (OP)
The watery maple syrup really helped in getting the pancakes inside.
Unusual-Item3@reddit
How were the barf cakes??
Hopefully the syrup helped them coming up as well!
DrettTheBaron@reddit
Thank you for that visual
Grigori_the_Lemur@reddit
All they need is some steam coming off of them and my memory of growing up next to a dairy farm is complete.
MegamindsMegaCock@reddit
klocu4@reddit
how do they taste like
jawisko@reddit (OP)
I rather not say. I want to leave that memory behind me
queenofthenerds@reddit
Moss. I've never been hungry enough to eat moss.
jerrythecactus@reddit
Elephant dung
daemones_lactuca@reddit
Oh no. I made protein waffles with bananas, pb2, protein powder, 1 egg and 3 tbsp of gf flour, a couple Lillie's chips and they did not look like this and had 27 g of protein 😅
Dry_Software_1824@reddit
You will pay for this transgression in the afterlife
alazystoner420@reddit
Wait, did you make these or get them made for you...? Looks like takeout almost, and that maple syrup looks like a vinaigrette :(
jawisko@reddit (OP)
It's from my meal delivery subscription. Healthy food.
sandiercy@reddit
It's healthy because it makes you not want to eat food.
East_Sound_2998@reddit
You…pay real money for this?
Rodrat@reddit
I'm sooooo tired of protein everything.
Why are people so obsessed with protein now?
reddit_understoodit@reddit
Is it made with split pea soup?
AltruisticSalamander@reddit
How they be green? Spirulina?
jawisko@reddit (OP)
I hope it's spinach. But couldn't really taste anything
Appropriate_Boot2037@reddit
Burn these "pancakes". Delete account. Consider living in ocean.
Bonegirl06@reddit
Why do they look like pork chops tho
valentine415@reddit
Terrarium simulator.
carknut@reddit
shouldve also made some green eggs and ham
Zuper_Dragon@reddit
Brother, that's lawn grass.
CRIS_boi@reddit
Alge growth over lakes is a huge problem so I'm happy you're helping out with the cleaning in some way.
omysweede@reddit
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE
antigensen@reddit
there was a moment where i thought that was broccoli
Beebslolz@reddit
Is this the sequel to Green Eggs and Ham?
MyMomsTastyButthole@reddit
Bro you're gonna clear the gym the first time you engage your core. Try not to shit your pants 🙏
Proud_Dance_3342@reddit
They look matcha-y.
Pizza_Slice_1367@reddit
No
refurbishedmeme666@reddit
i wish i could give you a reward
lia-delrey@reddit
Thanks for being the voice of the people
Jowlzchivez6969@reddit
Dude it looks like you’re eating sliced grinch
SlippitySlide@reddit
Indian street food vibes
theglorioustopsail@reddit
Fuck me, what does it taste like? That shit looks rank
jawisko@reddit (OP)
They were a bit hard to chew but that watery maple syrup besides it really helped.
zoeydoey@reddit
They’re green alright
ThingstobeHatefulfor@reddit
No thank you, my eyes arent hungry rn.
c0mbucha@reddit
Looks like a great dish to serve when your mother in law visits again!