Give me your best GenX "Take this job and shove it" story.

Posted by liko@reddit | GenX | View on Reddit | 61 comments

I'm 51 (M) and I'm really ready to retire and fuck off into the woods and becomre feral again, unfortunately that's not happening for a while. My current role has been particularly toxic and it doesn't seem to be getting any better. Because of that I've been dreaming, for quite a while, of all ways I get to tell my current boss to shove it somewhere deep and dark. Recently, I've begun to see light at the end of this poop tube of job and might have an actual exit. Once I get the papers signed, I'm so out of this dumpster fire.
So, here's my GenX ask: Give me your best "take this job a shove it" story? Did you flip the desk? Did you inform you boss of their cranial-rectal insertions? Give me your best bridge burning stories, I need some inspiration.