I’m a Lebowski, and so are you

First of all, Dude, you don't have an ex. Secondly, it's a fucking show dog with fucking papers. You can't board it. It gets upset. Its hair falls out. Fucking dog has fucking papers — OVER THE LINE!

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Denver-Ski@reddit

What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.

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shartsofglass_@reddit

It’s all part of your sick Cynthia thing.

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Ornery-Research6533@reddit

Shit yeahhh the achievers

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ThinRaoulDuke@reddit

Proud we are of all of them

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PhthaloVonLangborste@reddit

Increases conception

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shartsofglass_@reddit

…increases?

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CaptainBeefsteak@reddit

Even little Craig, in the back there.

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TheDukeOfHyjinx@reddit

I think it's a Pomeranian.

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RUDEBUSH@reddit

This whole thread is great haha

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strolls@reddit

Shut the fuck up, Donnie.

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sloshuaa@reddit

racially he’s pretty cool?

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Round-Top-8062@reddit

Different mothers...

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My_Penbroke@reddit

spits drink

“Increases”??

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MqAbillion@reddit

Dude, this better be framed in your home. It’ll help tie the room together.

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russthammer@reddit

Hey dude, I’m the actual guy in the photo. I didn’t frame that one, but did frame the one in the below post.

https://www.reddit.com/r/lebowski/s/7eH1sQY68W

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MqAbillion@reddit

Hahahaha omfg it’s perfect

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russthammer@reddit

Hey look at that, you posted my photo.

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CountWubbula@reddit

Wait, really?! Have you posted this same one on Reddit before? Your post history is awesome 👌 really ties the room together

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russthammer@reddit

Thanks dude. Yeah original post link below.

https://www.reddit.com/r/lebowski/s/vpMMUZLNVn

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RussianBlue420@reddit

gif

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over9ksand@reddit

Even brought a fuckin Pomeranian

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blaspheminCapn@reddit

I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.

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DjangoSucka@reddit

Different mothers, huh?

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Elmer-Fudd-Gantry@reddit

This is absolutely top level. Holy fuck. Awesome.

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Alarmed-Photograph71@reddit

And we abide

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Grip-my-juiceky@reddit

That sweater really tied the room together. DID IT NOT

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femke_0@reddit

I thought she didn't want the father to be someone she had to see socially?

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billyboogie@reddit

Guy paid mucho Dinero for all those Pendelton Cardigans.

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IAmNotHere7272@reddit

They really need a rug to tie that room together

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thefeckcampaign@reddit

Let me tell you something about the Dude here.

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audiate@reddit

Various degrees

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OxfordisShakespeare@reddit

I spent most of my time occupying various administration buildings... smoking a lot of thai stick... breaking into the ROTC... and bowling. To tell you the truth Brandt, I don't remember most of it.

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Parking-Pie7453@reddit

Got jellies too

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RUDEBUSH@reddit

I noticed that too! That's commitment. I can't imagine that those are even remotely comfortable. Those jellies really tie the outfit together though.

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david8601@reddit

You think he's got room for one more?

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-wumbology@reddit

Then again I happen to know there’s a little Lebowski on the way

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butsy78@reddit

He's a good man, and thorough

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AudereEstLamela@reddit

Are those degrees of Dudeness hanging in the wall?

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Cyer32@reddit

Nice jellies.

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Bmanakanihilator@reddit

What a nice carpet, it really brings the room together

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smkestcklghtn@reddit

It's a pack of Lebowskis

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Acceptable_Pen_2481@reddit

As I said before. You told Brandt on the phone, he told me. I know what happened! Yes? Yes?

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elwyn5150@reddit

So the doctor was good and thorough.

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memoryisntram@reddit

Far out. You think he’s got room for one more?

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brawnburgundy@reddit

One... Oh. Heh heh. You never went to college?

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DudeWouldGo@reddit

That carpet really ties the room together

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Swam_pass76@reddit

You don’t go out looking for a job dressed like that on a weekday

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The_Duderina_Abides@reddit

Can you keep it down? This is a… family what-have-you

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No-Ratio-3494@reddit

You told Brandt, he told me, yes?

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xMyDixieWreckedx@reddit

So your lady friend conceived?

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No_Arachnid_1772@reddit

Lebowski? That’s your name dude!

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Different-Bicycle354@reddit

Yes,yes!

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diccballs@reddit

Ve cutsoff your Johnson!

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TypicalFreedomFightr@reddit

Tou TOLD Brandt, Brandt TOLD me.... Yes? Yes?

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MaxKevinComedy@reddit

That's terrific. But I am very busy, as I imagine you are.

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cPB167@reddit

Okay, yeah, okay. But let me... Let me explain something about the Dude.

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groknix@reddit

Far fucking out

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carnitascronch@reddit

Think you’ve got room for one more?

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WonderTwonk@reddit

We’re all Lebowski’s

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RedditFact-Checker@reddit

Looks like it did increase the chances of conception.

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justincsw@reddit

Nice marmot

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LouDog0187@reddit

Look at all the achievements hanging on the wall in recognition of Mr. Lebowskis various, uhh, civic. . .

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LouDog0187@reddit

I see the sweater, so i have to ask(of Cynthias Pomeranian) Do you buy it beer? Rent it shoes? Will it take my fucking turrrrn Dude?

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DaddieTang@reddit

6 year olds dude

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ZookeepergameOk9526@reddit

I’m not lebowski… I’m the dude

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badatook@reddit

That’s a lot of business papers on the wall there dude.

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Hollandmarch76@reddit

Is the toilet seat up?

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Bontkers@reddit

Hey man this is a private residence.

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mclms1@reddit

I still jerkoff manually.

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MusicApprehensive394@reddit

The little Lebowski Underachievers.

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lionmurderingacloud@reddit

The Dudes. Takin' her easy out there for all us sinners.

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temporarychair@reddit

It looks like your fuckin married

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nastynate248@reddit

What im God's holy name are you blathering about?!?

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TempleFugit@reddit

Maude is a badass

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crest_of_humanity@reddit

You’re a Lebowski, Im a Lebowski. I’ll say it again, you told Brandt on the phone, he told me. I know what happened yes, yes?

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cntUcDis@reddit

Little Lebowski Urban Achievers, and proud-we-are-of-all-of-them.

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useless_modern_god@reddit

A lotta ins, a lotta outs..