This wasn’t in the brochure
Posted by flock-of-nazguls@reddit | GenX | View on Reddit | 386 comments
So I recently got this mega-floater in my vision. Giant squiggly shadow just off center, and it lags behind my eye motion, so it both interferes with reading and triggers my “there’s a car next to me” sense when driving.
Turns out my vitreous humour separated from my retina. The ophthalmologist said it was very common for my age (56!), and that at some point my brain will adjust. She made a disgusting analogy about leftovers peeling away from a bowl when they dry out.
Is this what they meant in the books when they said “vision going dim”?
This sucks, man. Nobody told me that my f’ing eyeballs would dry out and turn into mochi. I want a refund!
Kenderean@reddit
I think you jinxed me with this post. I started getting floaters and flashes of light in my left eye over the weekend and it turns out it's a vitreous hemorrhage, caused by exactly what you have. Tomorrow I'm going to the specialist to have it fixed via laser or cryotherapy in order to prevent a retinal tear.
flock-of-nazguls@reddit (OP)
Sorry to jinx you, but glad you had the info at hand! Good luck!
Kenderean@reddit
It was definitely helpful to have an idea of what was going on so I was less freaked out. It's good for us to talk about these things because it seems like previous generations didn't.
ExtraAd7611@reddit
I get them periodically, maybe once a month or so, lasting about 10-15 minutes. I asked my primary doctor, he didn't seem too concerned. I got an optical exam and the dr thought it likely was a migraine-type incident without a headache.
Im4Bordeaux@reddit
My ophthalmologist described the cause of vitreal detachment as "eyeball sagging". Yep, great. Sagging just like every other part of my body. Sounds about right. Fuck gravity.
kittybigs@reddit
I’ll add that to what they call “moth-eaten” eyebrows. I’m turning into an old sweater.
Kenderean@reddit
I see your moth-eaten eyebrows and raise you "barnacles of aging," aka seborrheic keratoses, which I just discovered on my back. I have fucking barnacles.
Fossilhund@reddit
sad humpback sounds 🐋
Kenderean@reddit
This made me literally lol, which is rare. Thanks.
Fossilhund@reddit
Glad to help 💖
MostlyBrine@reddit
Have those checked properly. I was told the same “seborrheic keratosis” diagnosis by a dermatologist about two spots in my face. Two years later one of them start growing and turn out to be something different (and potentially very dangerous). Another year later and the second one did the same. I will not tell here what the treatment was (it is not FDA approved), however it was very effective and I have no evidence today, of the “barnacles”, other than some old pictures.
Kenderean@reddit
Good to know. I really did just discover them so I haven't had them checked yet, but it's on the list for my next dermatology visit.
abj169@reddit
Now throw in a pre- something condition that increases this, lowers, that, or plain old makes it nearly impossible to whatever. Great, they're gonna change our title to 'Incoming Boomers' or 'Next in line for Boomerism' or some crap. 😤
No_Offer6398@reddit
Buy a natural bristle back brush. Use it. Keep it clean.
Strangely_Kangaroo@reddit
Oh man. I have them on my scalp and they are starting to grow tentacles. They're like star fish 🤢
Short_Advance_7843@reddit
If they are little, I had a great result buying an electrocauterizer on Amazon.
Accomplished_Sky_857@reddit
Barnacles? I can't decide if that makes me want to laugh or turn green.
My dermatologist is nice enough to call them wisdom spots, and she burns them off.
loki_dd@reddit
Are you called bill? A sailor from over the sea?
Special_Luck7537@reddit
Must had Teo of those frozen off my face...
vabsportglide@reddit
I've been getting the irritating ones frozen off. When I watched "Pirates of the Caribbean" I never thought I would start looking like I just walked off of the Flying Dutchman.
Dangerous_Abalone528@reddit
Behind my ears on my scalp. Too bad my one thick and beautiful hair is now thin enough to show them.
Vtashell@reddit
Is that what I have? Itchy like crazy and mildly scaly.
inkgrrl@reddit
Same and same! I hate em!
Late_Blackberry_2482@reddit
This is amazing for sparse eyebrows: https://a.co/d/fkTIZHG
naturalpolyester@reddit
Sold. Now, what do you have for dark circles cholesterol spots around eyes? Oddly enough, my cholesterol is not high.
Late_Blackberry_2482@reddit
See a dermatologist for that!
cereselle@reddit
Does it make the hair grow where it's sparse, or does it just make regular eyebrow hairs grow longer? Because I don't need help on that second part.
Late_Blackberry_2482@reddit
I promise it won’t increase your Andy Rooney eyebrows.
EducatedBellend@reddit
GrandeBrow is also good.
Late_Blackberry_2482@reddit
I use GrandeLash and love it.
ryancementhead@reddit
My eyebrows are going the other way, growing thick, with each strand making its own choices on direction. I believe it’s the hair from my head deciding on a new place to live.
rimshot101@reddit
One day, we will be a space-faring species and we will find out what kinds of horrible things happen when you get old in zero gravity.
glampringthefoehamme@reddit
I just discovered that my ass is sagging. Like two bags of phlegm.
Great-Wishbone-9923@reddit
My “phlegm” is covered in cellulite that refuses to move despite the weight loss and exercise. Thankfully I’m a bitter, jaded, divorced, gay man in his late forties who lives with his folks since COVID - nobody wants to fuck me anyways 😂😂😂
Mountain-Paper-8420@reddit
Castor oil will help the cellulite. I'm a bitter, jaded divorcee who doesn't want to fuck anyone but my ass (and other wobbly bits) has less cellulite. 😵😆
Mountain-Paper-8420@reddit
I'm using this analogy from here out! 😆 made me lol.
Oldwhitedudist2@reddit
The really fun part for dudes is the first time we sit on our own nuts. (It is not a really fun part. It's awful, and I hated it.)
Evening_Internal82@reddit
The first time you get bounced around in a golf cart and land on your balls is a painful and public wake up call that you are old and that the earth sucks so your balls are trying to get close to it.
AsunderMango_Pt_Two@reddit
When you're young, you wear a cup to protect yourself from my incoming athletic equipment.......when you're out age, you wear a cup to protect yourself from yourself
Signal_Bodybuilder40@reddit
Omg I'm laughing so hard at this. Thank you.
Royal_Ad_6026@reddit
💀
Aggravating-Loss1805@reddit
I was waiting for this comment, sucks so bad, how do you explain to your wife what happened and why all of all sudden this is a thing lol.
Oldwhitedudist2@reddit
My wife thought it was hilarious.
UpStateSaints@reddit
Cleveland Brown lmfao
Intermountain-Gal@reddit
I had no idea that happened!
Oldwhitedudist2@reddit
Neither did I until that horrible afternoon.
PixelFondler@reddit
I… I think I experienced that for the first time, like a month ago. Which was especially surprising because I have small balls (I cough was not blessed) and fat thighs that act like a sort of gateway, always closed when Im sitting, preventing my c&b from being tucked below them.
eastbaypluviophile@reddit
I was today years old when I learned from you that old guys sitting on their balls and pinching them was a thing….
Oldwhitedudist2@reddit
Better than finding it out the hard way, my dude.
eastbaypluviophile@reddit
Bro fr no cap
sweetsunny1@reddit
I had a doctor asked me if I had lost weight as she was giving me a breast exam. I’m proud of my weight loss, lost fifty pounds when I was 27 and have maintained that loss ever since. I told her and her response was - “oh, that’s why your breasts are so - foldy”. That’s me, ol’ foldy boobs. I joke to my cousin that they’re like airplane trays, fold ‘em up.
flock-of-nazguls@reddit (OP)
I thought mine made the worst analogy but yours wins. That’s horrible. My eyes can’t even keep it up.
flappy-doodles@reddit
Have you tried Eyagra?
Chelebelle8978@reddit
Underrated comment 🙌😉
PaulasBoutique88@reddit
This is surgically repairable. Did they refer you somewhere to get it fixed?
flock-of-nazguls@reddit (OP)
No, she said it was just something I’d get used to, but that flashes of light would be a sign of progression needing to be addressed.
PaulasBoutique88@reddit
If it were me I'd get a second opinion. I'm a doc & whether this is a matrix tear or full vitreous separation, there are several alternative therapies to "This is just you now and your crappy eye". I hate watching people in our healthcare system suffer unnecessarily.
SauerMetal@reddit
Thom Yorke is correct, gravity always wins.
flock-of-nazguls@reddit (OP)
Ok, I see I’m not alone, but did any of you know this was a.. thing? Like “hey, by the way, as you get older, this might happen…”
I feel like I need the olde pharte equivalent of the puberty education books.. “here’s how you will fall apart”…
pathologuys@reddit
NOPE!
flock-of-nazguls@reddit (OP)
Well, gotta admit “your prostate kinda just keeps growing and might get in the way of other stuff” still ranks slightly higher on my personal annoyance scale. (Whoda thunk that I’d one day I’d be stack ranking vision-vs-urination.)
Tiger_grrrl@reddit
Well that’s just the opposite of what we post-menopausal women get: our beautiful flowers (aka inner labia!) shrink to nothing, so there’s just a hole, and the clitoris shrinks too, sometimes to the point that it’s GONE, POOF ☠️ An entire generation of women, my mom’s, are currently suffering all kinds of issues because of the faulty interpretation of a study known as the WHI which blamed hormone replacement therapy for breast cancer (spoiler: it was WRONG) I’m late GenX, and we’re the bitching and moaning generation now, fighting for our menopause hormones, getting them online if necessary ✌️
RevolutionaryKale293@reddit
Uh- my labia goes away? Umm. I didn’t know about this part. Maybe I hope perimenopause sticks around awhile.
nearlythere@reddit
This is the confusing thing. We need treatment during peri menopause but they won’t do anything for you until… menopause??
pathologuys@reddit
Right?!
Tiger_grrrl@reddit
It doesn’t have to be that way! I swear, every woman should be given a tube of estradiol cream when she enters perimenopause, it’s safe for nearly everyone, and it’s local (rather than systemic) 😹😭😹 And you keep on using that stuff, it’ll help prevent incontinence down the line too 👍
Cats-And-Brews@reddit
Well THIS post took a turn I did not anticipate…
flock-of-nazguls@reddit (OP)
Annoying! Just when we’ve perfected our craft, evolution says nah, you don’t need functional fun bits any more, you’ve had your time!
JackpineSauvage@reddit
Omg! I'm now inspired to make a late middle aged "My Prostate' instructional pop up book. Big colors, big font, little words...
OrigRayofSunshine@reddit
I did not know it was a thing until it happened. I’m nearsighted, so apparently, those of us with elongated eyeballs are more susceptible. If I ever see a “curtain” go down, my retina is detaching.
Dark mode is your friend. White tiles in the shower is where I see them most prominently. I notice them less with glasses than with contacts.
And oh yah, if your retina detaches, it’s emergency surgery. They numb you up but you’re awake while they repair the retina and they leave a balloon inside so it heals attached and you’re in your stomach for a couple weeks.
Lucky me has a birthmark on one retina and they’re watching it for cancer because the back of your eyeball isn’t far from your brain. While I was in getting all this stuff checked, one woman had friends drive her because they numb your eyeball and give you a shot once a month or something in your eyeball. (Any one of us remember that one Halloween movie? Anyone?)
So yah, dark mode, sunglasses. Your brain ignores it after about 3 months. I’m 2 years in and only catch it on bright, light backgrounds.
I wasn’t told what you guys were though. More of a thing about there being a viscosity difference in the new vs the old eye goo and it will eventually detach from my eyeball walls and sink to the bottom. It could be a week, it could be years.
dcifred@reddit
Yup, I can vouch it is an emergency surgery. Went in to my optometrist because I had a mega floater, and she made me an appointment with an Opthamologist. By the time I got home they called and said to come in NOW, RIGHT NOW. Retina was detached in my right eye, and the Opthamologist shot lasers into my eye until he could stabilize it. I was scheduled for surgery the next day with him, a Saturday even. I woke up with my vision completely dark, and the Opthamologist showing me a card and shining an extremely bright light on it and I could read letters. I had to go home, and remain on my stomach looking down at the floor for six weeks. (The bubble had to stay on top to add pressure to the retina). I made the time useful catching up on all the Marvel movies on my ohone in order so I would be ready for Infinity War. Then the cataract about six months later, replaced lens in eye. Then a "fogging" of the lens which is fixed by blasting away the haze right in the middle to let light in. I believe my insurance company paid for his yacht that year!
__MoM__@reddit
I can't begin to imagine having to lay on my stomach like that!
splorp_evilbastard@reddit
"your brain ignores it"
I wish. My brain says "hey! Look at that annoying thing floating back and forth across your vision! Isn't it obnoxious? There it is, again! Wow, that sucks!"
OrigRayofSunshine@reddit
It’s taken a long time for me.
I’m also in the stage of several different glasses, so not wearing contacts as much. My face would break out where glasses touch.
I have readers (prescription) for computer work, sunglasses, single vision and bifocals.
splorp_evilbastard@reddit
I've worn glasses since I was 4 years old. I've had floaters since at least 7 years old.
I wore contacts briefly in 9th grade, but didn't like the extra work (at the time, I literally had to MAKE my own saline solution).
In my mid to late 20s, I got LASIK. It lasted about 5 years before I had to wear glasses, again.
I don't yet need readers, but it's getting close. Right now, I can just take my glasses off (or just look under them) to read books/menus/etc.
I have 2 pair of driving bifocals (so I can see both the road and the speedometer), one regular, one sunglasses.
I have another pair of bifocals I use when shaving.
I have 2 pairs for working on my computer. One is just for monitors and distances, the other fits monitors and middle distance (needed them for work when I had to be able to see a screen at a further distance than the monitor, but not far distance.
Then I have my regular daily ones.
I got the vitreous detachment earlier than most, at 45. The other eye went about a year or so later. It's been over 8 years and those flaps still drive me nuts. Sometimes it's hard to drive. Sometimes it's hard to read a spreadsheet on my computer. White backgrounds are hell.
Hour-Weather7962@reddit
Find a Retina Specialist. They were able to help me.. recovery was crappy for 2 weeks, but vision is fine now.
brngckn@reddit
Did you have a vitrectomy?
Hour-Weather7962@reddit
Yes
model563@reddit
Have you gotten checked for cataracts yet? A vitrectomy is pretty invasive and can cause/aggravate a cataracts. And lens replacement is a game changer.
Hour-Weather7962@reddit
I had my cataracts done then this happened. I was lucky and had an air bubble, not gas so recovery was fairly easy
Klutzy_Excitement_99@reddit
Esp. Menopause! Luckily I was able to "fix" it with vitamin supplements, but when my Dr. told me I had "atrophy" down there? Like wtaf? I was shocked! Never knew that was a thing!
former_human@reddit
i didn't know it was a thing. thought i had a retinal tear, freaked out. fortunately that wasn't it.
in the good news department, once your eyes have done this, you're at almost zero risk of retinal tears after. in the bad news department, the stupid floaters don't always go away--i'm still bothered by them 5 years later :-(
Designer-City-5429@reddit
I don’t see it on my bingo card.
SnarkCatsTech@reddit
Your floater is in the way. Shake your head a bit.
Designer-City-5429@reddit
I can’t see your comment. Damn floaters.
vergina_luntz@reddit
Nope. Thought I was hallucinating because of the big, black inky thing that was in my peripheral vision. Finally froze so it moved into my vision field and I was like WTF is this black octopus thing floating in my living room?!
For sure thought it was a stroke or a psychotic break, only to find out, my vit was so saggy it took a blood vessel out with it 😂
The ophthalmologist was like, yeah, you're old, it's normal. And uses the old Jell-O analogy 🥳
JenEric_9192@reddit
I'm hysterically arachnophobic.....and have been witnessed swiping at my shoulder in blind panic to remove the floater-cum-spider lurking there. (I really need to stop wearing white T-shirts.)
loki_dd@reddit
I get a reflection in the arm of my glasses that freaks me out on a daily basis
ThermionicEmissions@reddit
A boomer buddy of mine went through this recently.
Zealousideal_Lab_427@reddit
Omg, I’m 56, and about 10 days ago I saw a bright flash on the outside of my left eye. At first I thought it sunlight glinting off the window blinds or my glasses, but it was my actual eye. And I had a huge floater pop up after that that I couldn’t ignore. Both have dissipated, the floater floated off and I’m back to my usual wee ones, and the light arc only flashes 3x after 11:00PM, when l head up to bed. I swear I thought I was having a stroke and my husband talked me down.
flock-of-nazguls@reddit (OP)
Bright flash might be important. Go get it checked!
Zealousideal_Lab_427@reddit
Thanks for the suggestion- I’ve made an appointment with my primary care doc. I haven’t had them in several days now, but I’d like to know what they’re all about!
flock-of-nazguls@reddit (OP)
It will likely be an ophthalmologist you want to see, your primary care won’t have the equipment. If it’s related to what I have (PVD), the floater is a shadow of the edges in the detached gel inside the eye. The problem is this detachment can progress to pulling on the retina itself, which causes flashing. This is the more serious issue, which fortunately I haven’t experienced (yet!)
ArizonaKim@reddit
The way I see it, you are late to the party. I too am 56 and have had floaters for maybe 15 years. Yes, your brain absolutely adjusts. Some days, depending upon the weather, the floaters are more noticeable. For me, cloudy or overcast days cause me to notice the floaters a bit more.
flock-of-nazguls@reddit (OP)
I’ve always had floaters I could see in bright light, this is different; it’s a huge distinct tangled shadow across my entire vision that interferes with reading.
ArizonaKim@reddit
Oh gosh. Apparently I did not read that as closely as I should have. I hope it is something that improves for you.
MissySedai@reddit
55 here. Had my cataracts out 7 years ago, laser capsulotomy 2 years ago to clear the protein haze from the implant, and now I've got floating.
Bodies are stupid and bullshit.
arboreal_rodent@reddit
This is happening to a friend of mine and all the docs just shrug their shoulders and off-handed mention retina detachment, and we’re both like WTF.
flock-of-nazguls@reddit (OP)
Mine says that about the vitreous detachment, but that it can lead to the retinal detachment which is very much not a “shrug” sitch.
Subvet98@reddit
I went to the eye doctor about 2 months ago. My vision hasn’t changed much in the last decade. That about the only thing that works correctly.
flock-of-nazguls@reddit (OP)
I had nearly 20/20 vision (20/15 in one eye, mild astigmatism in the other), so unfortunately this has been completely unrelated to acuity and came out of the blue, as it were.
SugarRosie@reddit
Ewww! Thanks for the heads up! 😮💨
Potomacker@reddit
I developed a detached corpus vitreum when I was 40. I got the same explanation that it was common at my age but there is no adjustment. I have much more difficulty judging depth. This is no improvement over time
Inner-Necessary-7038@reddit
Drink from a water hose. From whatever reason that is supposed to be tough and make us badass’. Maybe it’ll correct any current eye or age related issues. Or….maybe life was just easier in the mid/late 90’s
FawnLeib0witz@reddit
This is what is known as a PVD (posterior vitreous detachment) and is very common. It’s basically just a floater. Most people have them, especially the older we get. It’s not dangerous, just a nuisance.
Source: I have worked in ophthalmology since the early 90s.
Excusemytootie@reddit
How do I prevent this?
thisisntmyotherone@reddit
I’m guessing by ceasing to age.
FawnLeib0witz@reddit
You don’t unfortunately. Although you might not ever have any that are bothersome.
Effective_Pear4760@reddit
I do too! Though only about 10 years for me. The pvd isn't dangerous. There is something that can be a big deal though. As the vitreous is detaching from the retina, it can tug on it a little and if it tugs in just the right (or wrong) spot it can make a little tear in the retina, or even pull the whole retina off. For a while they can get the retina back in place, but if it's been detached too long it's permanent and you lose vision in that eye.
So pretty much everybody gets floaters. But if you get a sudden bunch, or it looks like a shade is drawn down over part of your vision, or you get a sudden shower of sparks in your vision, you want to see an ophthalmologist in the next day or so. Mostly it's just a pvd...pretty much everybody has that if they're around long enough...but a tear or a retinal detachment, while not common, is serious.
If it's a tear they can do a laser treatment to seal down the edges of the torn part. The metaphor I think of is spot-welding.
If it's a full RETINAL detachment, then that needs teeny-tiny surgery that sucks.
Call one. They'll get you in or send you somewhere.
We usually tell people to go in if you get new, sudden floaters or once a year, especially if you have diabetes.
No_Builder7010@reddit
I got the sparkles/lightning one night. That's the first time I noticed it bc I kept thinking there were headlights next to me. Went in ASAP and he was so rude! Told me it was nothing to worry about, I wasn't going blind just getting older and to have a nice day. FUCK YOU VERY MUCH, DOC!
RespectActual7505@reddit
Sparkles like that can also be caused by a visual migraine (no headache usually), but those usually go away in less than an hour.
No_Builder7010@reddit
Yeah, I get auras. Not often thank goodness. But this was definitely not that. I have adjusted and barely see it anymore.
RespectActual7505@reddit
Well, sorry you had to deal with a jerk doc anyway.
No_Builder7010@reddit
I guess my humor flopped on this one. He was great, I just didn't like being reminded that I'm old! 😂
RespectActual7505@reddit
Well, that we are. Now get off my lawn!
Effective_Pear4760@reddit
Oh dear. He or she should have also said something like "good you came in--it really could have been serious and we wouldn't want to have missed it." We've had a number of patients who we've sent to a neuro-ophthalmologist (even more specialized than retina) who've been annoyed at how cranky he is. After a while we started to warn people "Dr. B is a very good doctor but his bedside manner is lacking," to give them a little heads-up. There's another nearby who specializes in plastics of the eye (especially eyelid plastics) named Dr. Nik. I had to stifle a giggle when I first heard his name.
No_Builder7010@reddit
Oh, I was just being playful. That was certainly the summary of our discussion, but he gave me all the warnings etc. He was great. I was relieved it was nothing bad, but didn't like being reminded that I'm an old lady now. 😉
Effective_Pear4760@reddit
Oh ok :) whew!
Random0s2oh@reddit
My husband has had giant retinal tears in both eyes. He's now legally blind.
Effective_Pear4760@reddit
Oh I'm sorry. Has he seen a low vision specialist? My understanding is that they are really good with suggestions and strategies and even tools to help blind or low vision people navigate.
Random0s2oh@reddit
He has, but we were told that due to his history, there isn't anything that can be done. He was a premie and was born with congenital cataracts. He's had multiple eye surgeries since childhood.
Effective_Pear4760@reddit
Oh dear, I'm sorry.
smalltownveggiemom@reddit
I was diagnosed with a macula pucker last year. In Jan I noticed a bunch of floaters and such and my eye dr told me the stuff had shifted and the pressure had kind of lessened and that it would eventually settle down eventually. I still have tons of floaters and some days my vision is blurrier than others, but lines aren’t as wavy as they used to be. I’m 48 and my dr was absolutely baffled because “this doesn’t usually happen in people so young”. So I guess at least one person considers me young.
Reading_Tourista5955@reddit
Yes. I had floaters and vision change, then retinal surgery. and because I warned my friend, she did not. I have some vision loss. She does not!
herbal_thought@reddit
Is it correct that to get rid of heavy floaters caused by membrane detachment, the only way would be to extract and replace the vitreous humor?
AltaAudio@reddit
They would have to remove the vitreous humor to get rid of floaters, but it can’t be replaced. It doesn’t re-grow. Aqueous humor from the front of your eye fills the void and you’re almost guaranteed to get cataracts within a year or two.
Fossilhund@reddit
Has anyone else noticed the irony in "humor"?
FawnLeib0witz@reddit
Yes. There are some not-so-ethical doctors who will do that surgery.
coolguymiles@reddit
First one happened (left eye) at age 43. Next one at 45 (right eye). Ultimately both required vitrectomies.
ur_mileage_may_vary@reddit
What causes them?
Maplecook@reddit
I started getting them when I was 29. I went to the doctor, who sent me to a specialist, and there I learned about these things.
Nothing to worry about. Basically, as we age, everything gets stiffer and saggier. You knew this already.
As your eyeball moves around, it will inevitably crinkle a bit in its socket, and the crinkles can get stuck, break off, etc.
The good news: all the little pieces of crinkled eyeball shell will eventually settle to the bottom of your eyeball. If you shake your head, you can stir them up again, like a snowglobe.
Educational-Milk5099@reddit
Me:
jojo11665@reddit
🤣😂🤣
TradeMaximum561@reddit
You just made me laugh out loud! Thank you kind internet stranger!
TVCooker-2424@reddit
I snorted, lol!
CurrentFew6275@reddit
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
TradeMaximum561@reddit
I am disturbed at the thought my eyeballs are turning into fucking snow globes, while my joints are disintegrating into dust. Uggh. I want of this carousel.
vinegar@reddit
I bonked myself in the head yanking on a stuck cabinet door, had lots of small floaters and some flashes the next day. Opthamologist said “yeah that happens, you’re 53, your ball of eye gel has been shrinking since 1992. Sometimes it happens without getting smacked in the head.”
PyramidOfMediocrity@reddit
Imminent death, i reckon.
Strange_History_3792@reddit
I've had them since my mid-thirties (really shitty eyes), and I'm not dead yet. Really sucks though.
Watermelon_Sugar44@reddit
I used to notice floaters in my 30s but I'm almost 50 now and while my vision is declining, I don't see floaters anymore. That crusty bowl analogy would have me lubricating my eyes day and night, not that it would make it change.
True_Combination_547@reddit
I have PVD and I experience lightening flashes in my periphery. In the beginning they were very startling, especially when out walking (thought I needed to take cover) but in time I've grown used to them. The older I get the more "new normal" there seems to be.
SpokeAndMinnows@reddit
It’s like having to look longer at something to see it, waiting for the floaters to move. Don’t assume I can see you if I’m looking right at you.
dgwtf@reddit
I’m 49 and I’ve had a retinal detachment, cornea resurfacing (shave the top layer of your cornea with a razor), pterygium removal and cataracts….
Wendybird13@reddit
I had that at 53, with bonus black snow in that eye. The “snow” was blood. So much blood that the opticians “photograph the retina” computer couldn’t focus on my retina, and his partner who was best at retinal exam seconded “ophthalmologist today”. They made the referral and I saw an ophthalmologist 6 times over the next 8 weeks. 1st time he couldn’t see anything. 2nd week he saw a retinal tear and showed me to the laser treatment room. (Text message from my husband in the waiting room: “do not point laser at the eye. Every laser has that label.”) Healing was fine, but at my last appointment for the right eye, the left eye vitreous had popped, leaving a teensy tear in the that retina.
Both tears were outside of the part of the retina that the retina photograph machine can check.
tier2cell245_RS@reddit
I've had floaters since I was 8 or 9 so at this point they don't really bother me anymore.
alsatian01@reddit
Same
mike57porter@reddit
Sounds like excess fluid is getting behind the macula causing swelling. I have to get shots in the eye to lessen the effect. There isnt a real cure, just a lessening of affect
Glimmerofinsight@reddit
You guys crack me up. I'm dying laughing because I'm 50 and I know its coming. I already have a dark eye floater that looks like a fist sized spider crawling up the wall in my peripheral vision. It always shows up while I'm reading at night in bed. Now I look forward to my eyeballs peeling, as you so elegantly described. LOL. Peeing every 30 minutes because of my blood pressure medication is also fun.
Head-Chance-4315@reddit
Man, whenever I have to deal with some non fatal, age related bullshit, I think about how lucky i am that this is not the worst spin on the wheel. Every day and every creak is a gift.
Big-Sheepherder-6134@reddit
Damn! I wonder if there is anything I can do to prevent this?
nancykind@reddit
"fun" fact it's actually the shadow of the floater you see, that's why it skitters away when you try to look right at it. i have unbelievable floaters starting from a car accident at 25 then increasing with age. you do mostly get used to them but they're not fun. i absolutely cannot follow anything like a golf ball's path because everything moves. and i have to be super picky about my lens when snowboarding. floaters against snow is brutal. and i often think i see a spider out of the corner of my eye, but no. just a floater.
JoshWestNOLA@reddit
GO TO A RETINAL SPECIALIST NOW.
NotAHomemaker18@reddit
It’s super-fun! I had this start at age 49…one originally made me think there was a spider or some other bug near me. My vision is a bit distorted out of one eye (worse with glasses on), but overall my vision is good.
The docs made me feel like I caused this originally by exercising. Then told me I couldn’t do anything but cardio for a few months to make sure my retina was ok. (All is well for weight training but no zip lines or bungee cording—I’m fine with that!)
jad19090@reddit
I have about 12 floaters, squiggly lines and round balls and even straight lines with little round things on them. Also get ocular migraines, those are super fun when you’re driving and all of a sudden you can’t see anything. 🤣🤦♂️ big Fun.
themewedd@reddit
I have a "flag/ghost" that waves when i move my eye It is driving me nuts. I am told nothing they can do it will detach abd slide to the side/down eventually. It has been 9 mo...
ookanuba@reddit
My detatchment (Oct 2024) produced a fairly large floater that would have prevented me from driving if not for my brain, which within a few months, learned to completely ignore it. It was quite amazing to notice it disappearing a bit more each day.
The laser procedure to spot weld my retina back onto my eyeball produced some missing pixels in my peripheral vision, which my brain also learned to ignore. I only notice them on very bright days or when I am in a completely new environment, and even then I only notice them for a few seconds.
Now I’m terrified that this will happen again (I am very myopic which increases the risk substantially), and in a much worse place on my retina. No optometrist ever warned me this could happen, so yeah, future brochures should absolutely warn us about this!!!
Rican2000@reddit
Also, cut back on vitrous jokes. Should help.
jeffeners@reddit
When this happened to my left eye it gradually improved over time. Still have floaters but they don’t really bother me. But the right eye improved only minimally. Half the time I can’t tell if my glasses are dirty or if it’s the floaters. One more fun thing about getting old.
Taurus67@reddit
I have the same thing, and a cataract in the other eye!
Understanding_Jaded@reddit
I've always had great eyesight. No glasses. Suddenly I'm constantly turning up the brightness because everything looks dark.
Relevant-Goat6693@reddit
Macular degeneration. Yeah, it happened to me around the same age. I’m 63 now. And yes, your brain will adjust. It won’t go away but you will get to the point where it won’t be noticeable anymore. But let me tell you… it freaked me the hell out too! My Doctor told me that eventually, it will happen to my other eye as well. 🙄 Oh, that’s just super.
Expat111@reddit
I had one at 57. Nobody told me either about this thing separating. It then ended up detaching my retina and I had to get surgery to repair it or face blindness in that eye.
I’d had cataract surgery in both eyes the year before - nobody told me that cataracts aren’t just for Old people (75+) but also older people (50s / 60s types).
3catlove@reddit
I had cataract surgery at 43 on both eyes. It was crazy. It was great though because it fixed my extreme nearsightedness (-17). I used to have to wear contacts to take a shower. Now I can drive without correction. It was a like a miracle for me.
Expat111@reddit
I loved the results too. Had I known the resulting eyesight, I might have just volunteered to get them replaced earlier in life.
Dangerous_Strength77@reddit
Your eyeballs turning into mochi is better than your eyeballs turning into bubble tea.
flock-of-nazguls@reddit (OP)
I just grossed myself out thinking about popping the boba straw in. Thanks! :)
AnalysisGlobal5385@reddit
Mine happened at 51, wife at 49. Everything hurts much more since I turned 50.
thehoagieboy@reddit
Eye Doc: I see the start of cataracts, that happens around your age
Me: silently stew in my old man funk. At least I don't need readers yet I guess
Writes4Living@reddit
I am very nearsighted and occasionally get them. I also sometimes get ocular migraines. I always know when ones coming because I'll get a blind spot in my vision. Then wavy, zig zag lines moving across my vision, then a migraine. Good times. Thankfully, it's not too bad. More annoying than painful.
hooker_711@reddit
I started getting ocular migraines last year (49) and they come pretty regularly now. Funny enough, they happen more at church than anywhere else. Thank goodness I don't get the actual migraines with them. They are just annoying as I have to sit in a darker space and basically do nothing that requires vision until they go away.
Writes4Living@reddit
I had an ophthalmologist recommend a daily baby aspirin for them. I never tried it but do some research for yourself and see if it helps.
vionia97b@reddit
I get the ocular migraines, too, mainly on overcast days when I am stressed (pretty sure barometric pressure is a cause). I see pixels at the edge of my vision. I was scared when it first happened because I thought it was retinal detachment.
OrigRayofSunshine@reddit
I had one and scared the crap out of me.
LisaMiaSisu@reddit
Yes! I had my first last week! I’ve never even had a regular migraine. That flashing zigzag was freaky but went away after a few minutes.
CanaryNo8462@reddit
I've been having ocular migraines occasionally too. Freaked me out when I first started getting them.
flock-of-nazguls@reddit (OP)
This type isn’t an occasional “get them”, it’s a permanent “you have them”.
Writes4Living@reddit
The floaters don't bother me. I may have them but don't see them that often. Maybe because I've always had them and don't pay attention.
JackFuckCockBag@reddit
You will get used to it. I lost an eye almost 20 years ago and I can still do what I need to do.
Remote_Benefit_2366@reddit
I had to have retinal detachment surgery last fall. Now I have to have cataract surgery next month. 👎I’m 53
3catlove@reddit
I had cataract surgery in both eyes when I was 43 and honestly it was fantastic! I was extremely nearsighted (-17 glasses) and now can drive now without correction. I lost my near vision though.
On to OP’s topic, I have PVD’s in both eyes but am at high risk for retinal detachment so no surgery. I’ve learned to ignore it for the most part.
Choice_Tie_8838@reddit
Yes, I was diagnosed with this PVD thing, but I also have an over abundance of the floaters. Like, a crazy amount. Way more than most people have. So trying to read a book or even just a Reddit thread is super challenging. I’m constantly shifting my eyes to move those things outta my way!
loki_dd@reddit
Vision, like hearing, cohesive speech and others are over rated .
Time to get used to the finer things in life mumbling incoherently, slightly shaking your head side to side constantly and stroking your own knees
snardacc@reddit
Last November, I had a similar situation except that my retina became fully detached. 6 months later, I am having cataract surgery. Apparently, the retina reattachment causes a cataract to form. On the plus side, I'll have much improved vision and no more astigmatism in that eye.
MrsMavenses@reddit
I had them so bad in my right eye it was affecting my driving, I went to an opthamologist, who just had his Optometrist examine my eye with an ultra bright light and his diagnosis?
"You're just old".
Same comments as yours. No other testing, no other procedures. I went home and three months later I lost my central vision in my eye. I had a huge macular hole. Go and get a retinal scan, especially if you are very near sighted.
Psykobabe@reddit
I had a giant floater that blocked have the vision in my right eye. Went to the eye doctor. He told me that gravity will work it down in time. I'm like, yeah, I'm very familar with gravity dragging things down.
SubBass49Tees@reddit
I'm 47 and have some in my left eye. Super annoying, but you get used to it.
brngckn@reddit
I have huge one in my left eye that my brain never edited out. Super annoying!
AMTL327@reddit
Yeah. Got one in my mid 40s, too. You do actually adjust to where you barely notice it.
vionia97b@reddit
I only notice my floater now when I look at a white wall.
Effective_Pear4760@reddit
It's pretty cool how your brain kinda edits it out. It's a little like when you get new glasses and it seems like the edges of the frame are right there, but pretty soon your brain edits them out. You can see them if you try, but they don't feel nearly as overwhelming as at first.
belmontpdx78@reddit
46 and have had small ones for as long as I can remember
TeaTimeBanjo@reddit
Same, mine come and go.
dechets-de-mariage@reddit
50 and same. Definitely had them as a kid.
truthcopy@reddit
Yup. Whenever you have new ones, get ‘em checked right away. Like really right away. I saw some new floaters a few years ago and ended up with a retinal tear. Really common since I’m very nearsighted. A laser patched it up, and another a few years later patched it again. And those lasers accelerated cataracts.
After all that I can see really well, but dang. The floaters drive me batty sometimes.
LisaMiaSisu@reddit
Yes. I went to lay down in bed and all of a sudden I saw a flashing line of zigzags in my right eye near where my permanent floater is. It scared the crap out of me. I switched sides and it went away after a few minutes. Eye doc said it could’ve been an ocular migraine. I’ve never even had a migraine in my entire life and now I’ll be getting ocular migraines too?! I’ve known for a few years what a retinal detachment is so I watch for that now too. We’re all just slowly dying.
brngckn@reddit
I had an ocular migraine once. Thought I was going blind!
dechets-de-mariage@reddit
That laser patching of a retinal tear is awful.
truthcopy@reddit
As in the process, for the patient? Or is it not a good way to repair a tear?
dechets-de-mariage@reddit
For me, almost 20 years ago, I had a thinning spot lasered. They dilated only that eye and it was uncomfortable to hold my eye open that long when they’re shooting a laser at it. Afterward, I was nauseated and had a headache from only having one eye dilated.
100% beats stitching though!! Woof. No thanks.
meandhimandthose2@reddit
My husband had one eye lazered, and the other one stitched. He preferred the lazer.
Blossom73@reddit
It is. My husband had it done.
Effective_Pear4760@reddit
Oh gosh, of all the people I've heard getting lasers, the vast amount don't have it that bad! I think most people come out of the room with their eye watering and maybe blinking a bit but it shouldn't be so bad. I think I've only heard two people cry over 10 years.
One thing that we tell people is that not everybody will have this, but some people get a headache that night. So have Tylenol around for if you need it.
Blossom73@reddit
Well, he didn't cry, but he said it was fairly painful.
Effective_Pear4760@reddit
True. We do the injections in the office too, and the range of reactions to hearing about it...pretty much everyone pulls a face when they hear about it, but most people that get it are comfortable. Also we offer extra numbing but that just means you're anticipating it for longer. So most people turn it down.
Effective_Pear4760@reddit
Everybody gets numbing. Occasionally someone will want extra, which we can do.
Effective_Pear4760@reddit
I think...and I'm not sure, but I think that increase in likelihood of a tear for people with nearsightedness isn't a huge increase for most people, but there is a significant risk for people who are VERY nearsighted. There's also a condition called "lattice" where the retina is pretty thin. It's easier with either of those things, high myopia or lattice, to get a tear.
I'll try to restate that: mild myopia does not change risks much for getting a tear. But high myopia or lattice (thinning of the retina) can increase it. It's still not hugely common.
ldefrehn@reddit
It hurts like hell. They put drops in your eyes, that numb the front of your eyeball, but that’s not where the heat of the laser is aimed at (it’s aimed at your retina, which is in the back). For some reason a couple of years ago, I had about a dozen retinal tears back to back to back, in both eyes over the course of a month.
The last time he told me that he was going to have to laser the tears, I broke down because I could not take the pain anymore. He wrote me a prescription for 5 mg of Valium that I got filled at the pharmacy next-door, he numbed the full area, a different way, an injection of some type into my eyeball, and that helped a lot. But that was the sixth appointment where they had to pull out the laser and use it on me to take care of the retinal tears. And of course, every time that they were lasering my eye, the ophthalmologist has the nerve to tell me to “ PLEASE BE STILL!!
DrunkenMcSlurpee@reddit
So annoying. I recently picked up a sizable floater. Described it to my doctor as a small shert of plastic wrap that randomly crosses my vision. The worst part is I can feel my eye trying to refocus when it happens. The random "who the fuck just walked by" moments while home alone aren't much fun either.
Slow-Complaint-3273@reddit
Stay hydrated, my friends.
Genepoolperfect@reddit
Ugh, and here I am anxious about my eyeball pressure & eventual glaucoma at 40yo. Guess I gotta ditch my job & go see everything in the world I want to see before my eyes start failing at 55.
elfalai@reddit
I've had this same pre-diagnosis for about twelve years with no change. I also had a lot of initial anxiety about it, but after ten plus years in limbo, I suspect any deterioration will be slow.
Genepoolperfect@reddit
fingers crossed for you (and me). Though simply having the pre-diagnosis makes me appreciate everything I am able to see right now.
pestercat@reddit
I started needing glasses at least some of the time when I was 48. Now I can't read without them and I'm honestly so annoyed about it! I have severe chronic pain, no stomach motility unless meds, and a host of other chronic shit. The one part of my body that did work perfectly was my eyes, I thought we had a deal! The rest break, you work. Nah.
What terrifies me is what happened to my mom, though. Not only dementia, but severe macular degeneration such that she was functionally blind. The two together was truly awful to behold-- she had absolutely galloping hallucinations and it was just really tragic.
Effective_Pear4760@reddit
One of the doctors told me that in some cases. When the brain isn't getting signals from the eyes, occasionally it goes "Oh I know ! ,:"NI CAN dO That" and makes stuff up
LoudMind967@reddit
☑️ Happened to me last year @ 56 in both eyes. It does get a little better but it doesn't really go away. You do learn to ignore them though
mmemm5456@reddit
Can’t you have this repaired? Happened to my (54m) father both eyes when he was mid-60s and had them reattached. I’ve been paranoid about it ever since hope it gets better!
w3woody@reddit
So my father experienced an explosion of floaters in his vision. Not just a big floater but as if his entire eyeball was a snow globe full of floaters.
If this happens, find an ophthalmologist NOW!!! There are options for repairing major tears that would otherwise cause blindness in your eye, but you need to act as soon as possible. (In my father's case my mom called someone they knew who could do the surgery, and drove to his office several hours in the middle of the night to get the emergency surgery done. It was expensive--but he completely preserved all eye sight in that eye. For my father, who was a pilot, this was deeply important to him.)
Flippin_diabolical@reddit
My optometrist (who looked to be all of 13) tried to explain this to me as “when you have lived for a long time these things can happen”
Child, you can say “age-related.” I know how old I am lol.
ComfortableTart8244@reddit
Our bodies are wonderful and mysterious. But the warranty sucks. I wanna speak to the manager lol
_ism_@reddit
I found out i have macular degeneration or
Stargardt Disease/Fundus Flavimaculatus
which is genetic and usually manifests in childhood so they were like "you're lucky you're already middle aged and can still see to drive"
but it will get worse
NerdyComfort-78@reddit
I’ve had floaters all my life. My doc said they were crystallization of my vitreous humor. You can do a cool spinny thing with your eyes (roll them for a few seconds) to spin the floater out of your field of vision.
sherriechs87@reddit
Yep, it happened to me (right eye only) in my early 50s. Not to pile on, but by 55 I had cataracts in both eyes. The bright side: two surgeries and $8K later I’ve been able to give up the glasses I’ve worn since I was 10 and see 20/20. Seriously though, the vitreous separation freaked me the heck out!
LayerNo3634@reddit
Cataracts at 40. This was 16 years ago and cost us $12k. The progressive lens was fairly new then and insurance wouldn't cover them. We had to dip into the kids' college fund to pay for it.
SavyDreams@reddit
Same, and same. Enjoy that vision now. I had the cataract surgery about 6 years ago, didn't need glasses for years, and now back to glasses.
melatonia@reddit
I used to do a lot of psychedelics so I think of it more like a free show.
michellecolsoh@reddit
The jugular bulb in my neck is sagging. It’s a thing. Causes you to hear your hear beating in your ears all the f’ing time. Maddening. Everything falls apart. 😞never knew this was even a thing either!!
Techchick_Somewhere@reddit
Omg. 😳new fear unlocked. I feel like that would freak me the hell out 😆
_astronomical__@reddit
Allow me to introduce you to scintillating scotoma. Talk about something harmless that you'd think is very bad news...
Agitated_Honeydew@reddit
Naw dealt with floaters since I was like 7. Zero shots given.
CryptographerFun2175@reddit
I had a giant black "spider" in my eye that seemed like it pooped sparks. Turned out to be the dame diagnosis. Spider's gone, but now I had a big glob driving me crazy.
thwill2018@reddit
And I just started having problems with my eyes the last three months! 53 here 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 sometimes you gotta laugh at the world!
DarthShitStain@reddit
This just happened to me in my right eye after I ripped my retina off my left eye. So now I have two messed-up eyes. Please be careful!
montgotj@reddit
It's worse if you've had LASIK apparently. My floaters started in my 30's.....
Tamases@reddit
56 here. I've had a,"floater" for about 8 years. Same thing. Just off center. A black spot. Sometimes i see it. Sometimes not. My ophthalmologist said "Nothing can be done. You'll just have to get used to it" sucks getting old.
Aedh1Wishes@reddit
Except that something can be done. They DO do floater-only vitectomies. You need to find an excellent retinal surgeon and share how it is affecting you, and take the potential risks they will explain to you seriously. But hell, yes, something can be done. I did..
Jojo2700@reddit
My husband had both eyes done, they actually did a second surgery on one.
flock-of-nazguls@reddit (OP)
I know he’s canceled, but Louis CK’s “shitty ankle” sketch seems apropos.
jmervz@reddit
me too! the biggest one is in my left eye. it scared me at first. it was dark and floated in my left periphery. looking at the sky, moving my eyes back and forth, i could get a better look at it. it had lots if wispy trails.
while i was getting used to it, it often would crawl along my arm and kinda give me a scare. it also impersonated a gnat. i would catch myself swatting at it 😅.
then about 9 months later, a new one showed up in my right eye. hooray! i have an unmatched pair! i guess i sorta got used to it?!
i got the same diagnosis. old goo “dried up” and went on walkabout. i am about to be 56.
Blossom73@reddit
Glad you're OK!
My Gen X husband developed floaters suddenly. a few years ago, due to diabetic retinopathy. I made him go the ER. They scheduled him for a laser eye treatment at the hospital system's eye health center the next day. He was told he'd have been at risk of total blindness if he hadn't gotten it treated immediately.
Floaters definitely need to be taken seriously.
Acceptable_Car_1833@reddit
My husband just went through the same thing last week. Now he's dealing with all the eye drops and pirate jokes from his co-workers. ( He sent them a picture of himself with the eye patch and of course he had to add a bandana on his head )
Mr_Brymo@reddit
I’ve got a new black dot in my peripheral vision. I occasionally wave my hand in front of my face as if I’m swatting away gnat. Super annoying.
Acceptable_Car_1833@reddit
Please get this checked by an eye doctor. Last week my husband had laser surgery for a small retinal tear. He said his symptoms started as gnat like dots and then hours later he suddenly couldn't see in one eye. He was sent to surgery asap because waiting can result in retinal detachment which is much more serious.
cl530@reddit
I've got a few floaters that have appeared as I've entered my fifties, and also the recent joy of "concretions" in my eyes. They've both decided to produce little lumps of calcium that are embedded in my eyelids, and require digging out with a needle from under the membrane. It's like having sand in your eyes, but you can't rinse them out. You gotta dig 'em out... Those appointments were fun times.
Traditional_Fan_2655@reddit
Wait until you start seeing lightening flashes when you move your eyes to the side or blink. That means you've torn your retina! Don't let them lie. That laser burning the tear to keep it from completely separating hurts like a mother. They say you might feel pressure. Pressure, my honey!
The best I can tell, it was that morning when my eyes were dry and I knuckled them. Yeah, I haven't done that again. I buy the Costco quantity of eye drops.
The other sucker punch was being told there is a bulging vein behind my eye that could burst at any time either leaving me blind or lead to a brain aneurysm. According to the doctor - keep your blood pressure down and don't get diabetes. Uhhhh, well that's terrifying.
It sucks what happens to your eyes as you get older.
the_lazykins@reddit
The flashing is a symptom of both separation (tugging) and a tear actually. And you bet. My mom had that laser and screamed.
Traditional_Fan_2655@reddit
Yeah, they tell you that you will only feel pressure. Liars. I was digging so hard into the chair that it was unbelievable. I was surprised since I have a high tolerance for pain after decades of migraines.
the_lazykins@reddit
Oh man when I had my exam (no laser) the doctor pressed down on my eyeball so hard with his metal depressor that my husband had to leave the room. I may have peed a little.
Traditional_Fan_2655@reddit
Right? Did you want to ask the Dr if they were a sadist? Because that HURTS!
W0gg0@reddit
I wrote a post just like this 10 months ago. My brain still hasn’t “adjusted to it.” I think this is just a line of bullshit ophthalmologists are scripting. It’s still seems like I’m looking through a free-floating plastic sandwich bag and the huge floaters are still just as noticeable from day 1. The only other option I was given was expensive surgery that might work.
Major-Specific8422@reddit
yeah and...
krikzil@reddit
I was diagnosed with macular degeneration in one eye. I’m lucky the eye responded well to the shots, restoring some loss of vision and holding things steady for several years now. However, I have a lot of floaters in that eye which drive me nuts when I’m tired. Retina specialist says I’m not a good candidate for a vitrectomy.
SRRWD@reddit
I got mine exactly as you describe at 30...I'm 47 now and it took my brain about 3 months to switch my dominant eye...I can only see it if i close my good eye now, however..it has affected light driving significantly...straight up Kaleidoscope at night ...lol
krikzil@reddit
I was diagnosed with macular degeneration in one eye. I’m lucky the eye responded well to the shots, restoring some loss of vision and holding things steady for several years now. However, I have a lot of floaters in that eye which drive me nuts when I’m tired. Retina specialist says I’m not a good candidate for a vitrectomy.
sugarlump858@reddit
Mine looks like an ebola virus strand. Come to think of it, I haven't noticed it in a while. I think it floated elsewhere.
broohaha@reddit
I’ve been having floaters since my teens. I’ve just learned to live with them.
kittenmoody@reddit
Eh, I’m not even 45 yet and 2 years ago I had an emergency visit with the eye doctor where he basically described it the same way as yours while telling me my eyes are apparently aging faster than normal. I would like to wait another decade + like you!
Appropriate-Ad8497@reddit
I have one it's slowly going away
Xibby@reddit
Posterior virtuous detachment. Started at 44 for me.
I have my Kindle Paperwight in permanently in dark mode because white paper and black text guarantees I’ll see the floaters. White text on black background… don’t even notice.
After living with it for most of a year now, I don’t really notice unless I think about it. Reading is the major bummer but I’ve been doing eBooks and preferred black background and white text since Palm Pilot/Handsping days. So if you enjoy reading… ebooks and inverted/dark mode/whatever is the way to go.
And for better or worse, an Apple device is your best bet for taking advantage of ebook lending from the public library. Do your research for Android tablets. If you go Kindle just assume you’re not getting ebooks from your library. You’ll pay for it and you’ll like it, because it’s Amazon.com.
EverCuriouser@reddit
I used to have a Kindle until I discovered Kobo. I much prefer their e-readers and they have better library integration (plus they're not the walled garden Amazon is). And e-ink screens are easier on my eyes for reading a lot.
Aedh1Wishes@reddit
Lots of libraries offer ebooks in Kindle format. Check if your library system does before you discount this. You borrow through the library, and Amazon handles the downloading to your devices. I’ve borrowed thousands of Kindle books this way. I do however suspect Mr. Bezos may bring this partnership to an end at some point.
Xibby@reddit
Definitely. Our local library system has settled on Libby. I just checked and it looks like Libby has added Kindle support since I last checked.
With all tech… remember to check the change log. 😂
Happy1friend@reddit
Just wait. There other eye will do the same thing. But you do get used to it.
Doridar@reddit
Welcome to the club! Happened to me too. Did your doc tell you your floater should bé checked after a month, three months and six month? They finally lasered mine because It was still bothering me. I have astigmatism in my left eye and the floater in my right one caused distance adjustment problems
Spiritual-Island4521@reddit
I had experienced something similar when I was in my mid 20s.It has gotten much better though.
Acceptable-Light-888@reddit
I am 50 and have had floaters since my late 20s. It was scary until the doctor told me that it was common and what to watch for. I barely notice them anymore. Every so often, I will see them and they can be annoying.
Desperate_County_680@reddit
Mine looks like an atoll.
Noticed it when running. I kept looking for a weird shadow that wasn't there.
Went to the eye doctor. They did some kind of imaging. It looked exactly like the shape I'm seeing. It's kind of tethered, so I always see it.
Blech.
rob94708@reddit
It could be much worse. When I had my posterior vitreous detachment, it tore the retina and opened a vein, which hemorrhaged and completely filled my eye with blood over a few minutes, with vision going dimmer and dimmer until it became completely black. It took months for my eye to reabsorb the blood so I could see again (but it did happen with some treatment, and the ophthalmologists at Kaiser Permanente were amazing).
Cyndytwowhys@reddit
I’ve had floaters since I was a kid. I remember closing my eyes in the sunlight just to watch them inside my eyelids. Obviously Mom made us play outside all day and there were no cellphones back then so we made our own entertainment. 😉
desertdweller2011@reddit
same! first remember having them in elementary school… i dont see them any more though and after reading this thread i guess my brain just got used to them?!
flock-of-nazguls@reddit (OP)
I had floaters all my life as well, but this is a 10x bigger tangle that unlike the other ones, is visible all the time and didn’t need a bright background.
Cyndytwowhys@reddit
Yes, that’s what I’ve got now too after all these years. I see things moving in my peripheral vision and it’s so annoying.
xikbdexhi6@reddit
Got my first big one about two years ago. At night it would catch bright lights which produced flashes in my peripheral vision. Doctor said it extended all the way from the back of my eye to the front, putting it too close to vital areas to use a laser on it. Yay.
Regular_Actuator408@reddit
Bonus feature: if you ever try to look directly at a floater, due to the lag behind your eye movements, you can actually get a straight glimpse of it if you move your eyes really quickly then reverse movement a little bit. But anyone seeing you do this will think you’re having a psychotic episode!
mlebrooks@reddit
Oh crap I have been dealing with a mega floater in one eye that is infuriating me when I'm in front of my computer. I can tell it's there when I'm not in front of my computer, but being in front of that screen makes it screamingly obvious.
How wonderful to be of a certain age.
Familiar_Rip_8871@reddit
I’ve been seeing black floaties in my eyes for months. I sometimes wave them away thinking they’re bugs. I look like a crazy person. I guess it’s common. This wasn’t in the brochure either.
nottodayautoimmune@reddit
There are some really good vision vitamin supplements out there that help a lot. At one point I was even getting a weird wavy-ness to my field of vision in addition to black spots and light flashes. Still get occasional light flashes and still have lots of floaters (I have Ehlers-Danlos, which messes with connective tissues) but the other vision symptoms have subsided since I started the vision vitamins. Preservative-free eye drops help a lot too. I personally use iVizia nighttime severe dry eye drop singles, even during the day.
kskeiser@reddit
Don’t laugh, but does anyone know if we could do eye “exercises” or “physical therapy “ to avoid the possibility?
Aedh1Wishes@reddit
None that I know of. Vitreous detachment is pretty much part of life and most people never notice. And if you do notice symptoms and get them investigated immediately there are good solutions to keep your vision healthy.
kskeiser@reddit
Bad news
GrolarBear69@reddit
Lol AGI is nigh! "From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine."
flock-of-nazguls@reddit (OP)
That would be cool except that I subscribe to the “Star Trek transporter is actually a disintegrator” school of thought, so that AI would just be a clone!
Maybe if I can incrementally “Brain of Theseus” my way into a metal replacement I’ll be more open to the idea.
GrolarBear69@reddit
Love the "brain of theseus" method, and absolutely everyone stepping foot into that transporter is dead I might even be up for a machine phase matter virus conversion like John connor.
authorized_sausage@reddit
Sorry, bro.
I got a nasty scar on my cornea from shingles when I was 42. Made me functionally blind but corrected with special lenses
But I'm 50 now so I've still had the age related vision shit going on.
It really sucks, so I feel you.
NotoriousScot@reddit
I started taking inositol, and it’s helping my eyes tremendously. Cut my similar symptoms in half.
traceypod@reddit
Wait til you get cataracts.
GenXMDReader@reddit
It’s been happening since my late teens. Your eye does adjust and you will stop seeing it. It freaked me out the first 3 or so times, now … eh.
Yoongi_SB_Shop@reddit
Omg I’m only 46 (young Gen X) and I was upset that I needed reading glasses at 45 😳
Blossom73@reddit
I've had glasses since kindergarten. Progressives since my 40s.
Yoongi_SB_Shop@reddit
Yeah, I wear glasses too. I only need readers if I’m wearing contacts. Which seems crazy to me that I need contacts to correct my nearsightedness and then reading glasses to correct my contacts.
Oldebookworm@reddit
I had to get bifocals at 35 😠
lollroller@reddit
Sucks buddy, been there. Seems awful now, but you eventually will not even register it.
Basically every single person eventually gets a posterior vitreous detachment. My opthi said the same thing, that after not too long I would’t even notice it. I did not believe it at the time, but she was right. I have completely habituated to it.
And I got mine after taking a tennis ball in a direct hit to my left eye. I was at a tennis clinic and in between drills we were picking up the balls. I stood up, turned around, and literally took a ball directly to my left eye. This dipshit was just hitting loose balls back into the corner where we were collecting them. I lost normal vision in that eye for a couple hours, and the detachment happened the next day. When it detached, I actually felt it pulling off. Very odd feeling coming from me eye.
splorp_evilbastard@reddit
My first one happened when I was 45. The second eye about a year later.
I've had floaters my whole life (been wearing glasses since I was 4, too), but these things su-HUCK. Trying to work on a spreadsheet is hell. Anytime you are looking at something with a white background - even an overcast day with lots of lighter colored clouds, is frustrating.
Brauschweiger@reddit
My optometrist called floaters “free entertainment”.
Green_Aide_9329@reddit
Jesus! I had sparkles in my left of vision the other day, put it down to feeling light-headed in a shut-up stuffy room (been happening since I was a kid, I also can't stand still for my than a few minutes, I get dizzy and almost pass out). I'm 47!
Pointedtoe@reddit
I had this (PVD) and had floaters galore after what looked like a flash of lightning, followed by what looked like little bolts of electricity for a few months. They mostly resolved on their own but I felt like I was being attacked by birds when I was outside. It all got better with time. I hope it does for you too. Hang in there!
SafetyMan35@reddit
Sorry OP, it was in the brochure 6pt font and hidden by the eye squiggly.
SilverAgeSurfer@reddit
"...Blinkers are on the fritz boys..."
Kangaroo Jack
SummerBirdsong@reddit
For me the vitreous humor kinda coagulated just off center in each eye causing floaters. It's been a few years now and most of the time I see around them without a problem.
Puglady25@reddit
I'm sorry you are going through this! Did you have any physical symptoms? Like an itchy eye? Or feeling like something is on your eyeball?
Aedh1Wishes@reddit
You can’t feel them.
flock-of-nazguls@reddit (OP)
Nope! Just literally like “what the hell, this isn’t a normal floater”.
Affectionate_Bid5042@reddit
At my last 2 eye appointments I've been warned that I'm a candidate for this, I guess my retina is thin or delicate looking and my vitreous is already starting to separate. 😬
Puglady25@reddit
I'm so sorry. It would suck to have the idea of that hanging over my head.
Aedh1Wishes@reddit
Don’t stress over it. It usually happens benignly and you may not even notice it. And if you get issues from it, it is extremely treatable. Better to save worries for other stuff.
Auntie_Nat@reddit
Oh goody, another thing to look forward to! I just got the good news I have mild cataract and suspected glaucoma.
🎉
Aedh1Wishes@reddit
Glaucoma—I’m sorry, and I hope you have a good doc that manages it. Cataracts? Easy peasy fix, and my vision was 800 percent afterwards.
sweflo@reddit
I had some in my left eye all of a sudden when I was 49. Went in as an emergency since I was seeing flashes when they appeared, and my husband had the same thing happen just a few years earlier. His turned out to be a serious case of posterior vitreous detachment that almost made him loose eyesight in one one but was fixed with surgery luckily. Mine turned out to be "regular "PVD", just left me with these new annoying floaters. Then last summer it happened again in the other eye Again "normal", but in that eye, I now have what looks like to me a smear of Vaseline glooping around. Really freaking annoying. Doc said I could do a vitrectomy, Google that one, FUN! I decided to hold of on that after he mentioned the risk of it casing blindness. Sigh.
Aedh1Wishes@reddit
I had the vitrectomy in one eye after I had a large grey spidery one like the OP. I sorta tolerated it for five plus years, but when I was driving it would settle right over my focal point. So I was very grayeful for the doc to OK a vitrectomy. I have the globby Vaseline type and a shadowy one in the other eye. But they only annoy me when I am reading or doing closeup stuff. The aren’t making driving unsafe. And FWIW, the vitrectomy wasn’t a difficult or unpleasant experience. My eye was immobilized and numb, and I could actually “see” the tools working—technically I saw the tool’s shadows. It was beyond cool seeing that effing floater get sucked away!
the_lazykins@reddit
Me too. I read the potential complications. I’ll take the floater.
pathologuys@reddit
!!!! Yikes!!
My doctor just told me “they’ll go away when you’re in your 70s and have cataract surgery”. !?? Which was weird because my parents are 75 and have no cataracts
nosrepmodnara@reddit
I've got dozens. They are my constant companions. Sometimes I can forget they are there and sometimes it is like looking through cheesecloth.
Eye guy warned me in middle school to stop wrestling and contact sports or my retina would fully detach. Ends up I had MS, but maybe that too.
You will get used to them, they can even provide entertainment during really bad meetings.
Available_Farmer5293@reddit
I take this when I get that and it goes away.
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JazzfanRS@reddit
I've worn glasses since 4th grade. I have always had a few floaters that looked like transparent strings and eye movements would cause them to speed up for a moent. Never really interfered, I use to stare at the ceiling and focus on them, and make them dance when I was bored.
I'm 61 now, and for two weeks they were horrendous 'shadows' creeping into my line of vision. Needless to say I napped alot, Glad they haven't been back.
TheManWithNoEyes@reddit
Luckily, mercifully I only have regular floaters. My old friend ebola virus likes to hang off just in the periphery under a clear blue sky.
CoyoteGeneral926@reddit
There are three things you can count on in life.
1: Gravity always wins in the end. 2: Creep always applies, to everything! Always. 3: The longer your in it the more wrinkled you get.
Those are the three absolute laws of the universe that cannot be denied forever.
Photo not connected to comment. But I love The Queen of Logic Aretha Vulcan 🖖
RedditSkippy@reddit
Many years ago I worked with a woman who, then, was probably our age now. She was the first person to share her experiences with floaters. So, I’ve known that they were a thing for many years.
Also, I’m sorry that you’re dealing with this. It sounds kinda freaky.
Owlhead326@reddit
I deal with that. It’s vitreal detachment. It sucks but the cool part is the brain gets used to it and mostly filters it out. It can be an annoying still but not the constant annoyance it is early on.
sadi08@reddit
I've gotten so used to mine that I name them. 🤣
Giveushealthcare@reddit
I had floaters in my 20s that eventually went away. They were most likely due to stress (said my eye doctor). And mine were like white-ish orbs and didn’t affect me so much I thought I saw a car while driving.
But maybe yours will pass too?
DoubleNaught_Spy@reddit
Yep. When it happened to me the first time, I thought I had a detached retina, but the doc said it was a posterior vitreous detachment, and was common at my age.
He also said it would happen to my other eye in about six months. It did.
The good news is that you get used to it and most of the time won't even notice it after a while. I really only notice mine in certain lighting conditions.
And they now have a procedure to remove eye floaters, but I'm going to wait until they perfect it before I even consider that.
elanadi@reddit
Yeah… I had that, and then my retina detached and pulled the macula off and I was blind in that eye. I’ve had a few surgeries since and it’s somewhat repaired, but macular damage is permanent. Those giant floaters aren’t just inconvenient, they can be a warning sign.
ElectrifiedCupcake@reddit
Had mine do so about a year ago, and mine tore my retina. When you see a “pepper shower”, you’ve got about 24hrs before you need emergency care or you could lose your eye. I needed hydraulic surgery. They put a bubble inside your eye and gas freeze your tear shut. Then, you heal for about a month.
aunt_cranky@reddit
You get used to 'em.
I freaked out a bit when I got my first "floater". Went to an ophthalmologist who was about 105 years old. I sat in the waiting room and watched a video they put on the monitor just for me.
Had to sit through my eyes being dialated and all that mess. Brought me back to when I was 3 or 4 years old and I was being told to "look into this machine.. you will see the Banana Spits" (yes, this really happened.. ) I had a really bad lazy eye. Back in 1970 or so there were 2 options.. surgery or an eye patch. My parents decided on the eye patch.. and then Coke bottle thick glasses.
So all of the age related eye problems.. it all seems to have come full circle. So far I've managed to dodge cataracts, but I do have a couple of floaters. I've been wearing multi-focals since I turned 40.
It's a thing.
TravelerMSY@reddit
If it’s any consolation, your brain sort of gets used to them after a while.
AerynBevo@reddit
I’d go to a retinal specialist. Mine has saved my vision.
asyouwish@reddit
Get a new doc. They can fix it (with surgery and a week recovery). You may or may not be a candidate for that, but you can ask
TakkataMSF@reddit
Mom has this. She's got eye-drops that she needs to use 4x a day. They are a prescription so she complains about the price (means they can cost $5-$50,000 per drop).
10 years ago (or more) I got an "eye migraine". The vision in one of my eyes would slowly go silver until it was entirely silver and I couldn't see out of that eye. At first, it's "freak-the-fuck-out". Vision kept coming back, so I was like, eh. Then it happened and lasted a long time, back to freak-the-fuck-out. Schedule dr. visit, he says "eye migraine" should eventually stop. Which it did.
My guess is you only read the Cliff Notes. I'd read the whole "Me and My New Body" manual you got when you were 0 years old. It's got all sorts of info in there. Of course, you may want to skip some of the intro as I assume you've figured out walking and possibly talking.
VAW123@reddit
SAME!!! I always had floaters but this is like a huge container ship in a sea of bathtub toys. It moved again today and I kept checking my glasses to see if they were smudged. They weren’t. 🧐🙄
bene_gesserit_mitch@reddit
I’ve got a wee black floater in one eye that emerges sporadically from the tangles of seaweed in my eye to pester me. It’ll remain in my vision for several days at a time. At first I think it’s a bug flying around my head. After I get used to it, real bugs go unnoticed. I’d take it to the shop, but the warranty is long gone.
Local-Royal-6477@reddit
I have one too. I work in ophthalmology as well so it’s annoying but I’m not fearful
meandhimandthose2@reddit
I had the same thing on Christmas eve. I panicked as my husband had the same symptoms a few years ago and his turned out to be a detached retina. Then almost exactly 2 years later, it happened again on the other eye.
So, now I just live with floaty things to my right.
eri_K_awitha_K@reddit
This happened to me too!
Skyzfallin@reddit
Pray that it does not turn into epiretinal membrane where the leftover did not peel off cleanly from the bowl and the left over pulls on the bowl causing visual distortion - straight lines appear curvy etc. I had it and needed to have eye surgery, you can see YouTube video of what the surgery looks like. And that surgery causes cataract to form within a year thus another surgery the following year.
Ok_Cupcake_290@reddit
I had some develop about a year ago and finally got in to see a dr about them recently . There is surgery for it but my ophthalmologist won’t do it on someone my age (43) as it could lead to other complications. They drive me fucking crazy but now that I know there’s nothing “wrong” with my eye, hopefully they’ll become easier to ignore. The Dr told me it can take years for your brain to not see them anymore and to wear grey tinted sunglasses outside.
LisaMiaSisu@reddit
I’ve got an unwanted spider dancing in the side of my right eye too. It’s either shrunk some or I’ve gotten used to it. Mine started 2 years ago at the fun age of 56 too! Though I feel like mine was exacerbated by my diabetes. Who knows? It used to be extra annoying when I went to the movie theater but it’s really not too bad anymore. I was just at the eye doctor the other day and the doc showed it to me on my eye scan. “Aging is so much fun” said no one ever.
SweetP68@reddit
Same! And I'm 56, too. I jump because I think someone's next to me. I turn my head and there's no one there. So then I realize it's a floater. 🤦🏻♀️
Alily_all_alil_NY@reddit
Geez, I learn so many scary things on this sub 😳
k80k80k80@reddit
vergina_luntz@reddit
Rectocele?
Mguidr1@reddit
This started for me in my late 30’s. Every now and then they recur. Just part of aging
ihatepickingnames_@reddit
I get floaters here and there. I mostly don’t notice them so much anymore but there was a week where I was seeing motion in my peripheral vision like a spider🕷️sprinting across the wall!
USAF_Retired2017@reddit
I had to get bifocal-ish lenses at 46. I’m 47 and it seems like they get worse by the year.
DrGoManGo@reddit
Just be thankful that you have 2
Sufficient_Stop8381@reddit
Those things are my only friends
the_lazykins@reddit
Me too last summer and it was a surprise to me as well. Happened violently and with some arc shaped flashes where it was still attached and tugging. But that big floater faded out fairly fast. I took grapeseed extract which may have helped. I had a full retinal exam and everything is fine. There’s a very very light textured floater now and a couple of persistent dots. And apparently the separation isn’t complete because I still have a tiny flash when moving that eye. Very tolerable.
flock-of-nazguls@reddit (OP)
Make sure you’re getting regular appointments, I didn’t get flashes but that was the potential symptom my ophthalmologist specifically mentioned to me as a “schedule an appointment immediately if”.
the_lazykins@reddit
I had a full retinal exam and two follow ups. I’m okay and the flash is nearly gone now.
the_lazykins@reddit
The flash happens when the vitreous is tugging at the retina. As long as it keeps tugging, there’s a potential to tear. Scary.
CathycatOG@reddit
I just had this last September and I am happy to report that I don't see any of the gigantic distracting floaters anymore and there are no more flashes of light when I look to the side. I'm confident that you will have a similar experience.
AntArmyof1@reddit
I remember the Family Guy episode about this.
ColonelBourbon@reddit
Has a retinal detatchment last year because of this.
Be alert for a sudden onset of new floaters or dark curtains blocking vision.
overmonk@reddit
About ten years ago I woke up and my right eye looked like someone had smeared Vaseline across a quarter of it. “Central Serous Retinopathy” my retina just partially detached because fuck me right?
Yarg2525@reddit
My eyes have been doing that since my teens. You do get used to it eventually.
JackpineSauvage@reddit
Sorry, Web MD says you're going to die?
Significant_Ruin4870@reddit
Aren't we all.
youcanteatcatskevn@reddit
Love your user name!
Accurate-Gap-4008@reddit
lol
syzygialchaos@reddit
I have one from a car accident a few years back. Doctor said it was like the sack inside your eyes spot welded to the liner or a something, and that the impact broke one of those spot welds.
Duran518@reddit
I have the same thing as you. Did your doctor prescribe any eye drops? I am and for life! The key is to have the eyes hydrated. We don’t Glaucoma/ surgery. My drops are Hyalauronic acid to a 100%.
VeeLund@reddit
I’ve had floaters since childhood. They are freaking annoying
WrightS5@reddit
57 and it happened to me February 1st. Sucks.
the_lazykins@reddit
Don’t worry. It does get better.
Sensitive-Issue84@reddit
Wow! I've had "Flowters" since I was a teen. They have gotten worse, but they are manageable.
gardenflower180@reddit
Turning 60, found out last summer I have glaucoma.
spargel_gesicht@reddit
Get cataract surgery! That’ll fix your glaucoma! 😖
spargel_gesicht@reddit
Ugh my mom told me about this around 15-20 years ago. So I got a few (but not a lot) more years before I get to enjoy that and start with the “I’m not comfortable driving at night” thing.
Illustrious-Bat1553@reddit
Don't look at the brochure it's only going to get worse. The shingle shot has bite 😵
flock-of-nazguls@reddit (OP)
Doooood that shot sucked. Put me down for days.
Illustrious-Bat1553@reddit
The real side effects are not listed online unfortunately
hypersprite_@reddit
Maybe but my friend who got shingles had a two week hospital stay when in manifested around her eye.
The two shots seem like nothing. Get them on a Friday afternoon and plan really lazy Saturdays. No biggie.
Illustrious-Bat1553@reddit
Oh wow that happened to me took some antibiotics and natural stuff. Seems to be working. Thanks for the information
StuffiesRAwesome@reddit
I was surprised to learn most people don't have floaters. I had two eye surgeries before I was 10 and that caused me to have floaters. You get used to them.
vineyardmike@reddit
I had a retinal detachment last year. Had to go into surgery and recovery was a few weeks. After that I had to have a few laser surgeries to proactively fuse my retina to the back of my eye. Fortunately I've recovered fully.
I asked the doctor afterwards what caused it. We went through the risk factors. I have none of them. In fact I have only been to an eye doctor a few times to get my eyes checked. She said "well sometimes it's just part of getting old". OUCH!
Practical-Shelter-88@reddit
Oh I had that in my left eye! About a month later in the right. It was awful
Aware-Owl4346@reddit
Be thankful it’s just the vitreous detached. I had that along with a black shadow on one side on my vision. The retina itself had started to detach. Thankfully they got to it in time and lasered it back in place. If you see something funky in your vision DON’T WAIT see an ophthalmologist (not optometrist)
Sad_Construction_668@reddit
I be had diabetes since childhood, and my retina didn’t detach, but it did start to grow weird blood vessels and start to bled into my eyeball. I had to have laser surgery x then drain and refill my eyeball, and then got cat tract surgery for good measure.
I’m seeing great now!
Saul-Funyun@reddit
Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart
Calm_Researcher9172@reddit
I have fun trying to focus on mine when I’m giving my eyes a rest from computer screens… 😂
LoathsomeGiant@reddit
Im 55, had this for a couple years, really annoying watching TV at first, but you will get used to it.BTW welcome to the aarp club.
Few_Razzmatazz_6381@reddit
I've (48) had one in my right eye for several years now. It is like a little fiber that tracks across the page when I'm reading, but kind of off to the side. It hasn't gotten any worse since I noticed it and sometimes I forget about it.
pathologuys@reddit
Ughh I’m so sorry. I have some permanent floaters now too and my brain has not adjusted. Thankfully they’re only very noticeable with something like a bright sky but I hate it so much
ghrtsd@reddit
Had one for about 10 years. I usually only see mine when I’m driving on a long flat road. For some reason the dark grey pavement and the horizon brings it back into my attention.
sheemonz@reddit
Oh the floaters! This is why I don't read a whole lot. As a kid, I swore up and down I'd always see specimens floating in my Petri dish through my microscope in science class. No one believed me. Turns out I have shit for eyes! Clear sunny skies and fresh fallen snow are tough to look at.
Flahdagal@reddit
First vitreous detachment was annoying but made no change to my life (although the lightning storm in my peripheral vision was a bit much). The second vitreous detachment, though, caused my overall vision to degrade suddenly. Fun!
ColoradoAfa@reddit
That happened to me in my mid 40s. I don’t see it anymore, just hang on and it’ll seem normal again.