In case this is sarcasm (hard to detect with just text sometimes) the guy you replied to wasn’t kidding
They ordered like 20+ pizzas to try to get a decent shot, not expecting anything like this. So much so that Cranston completely improvised the scene following this clip because they weren’t prepared whatsoever for this to happen on the first attempt
yeah i recall seeing an interview about him saying that this shot was actually just them testing how much force he should use to toss it to the right spot. that double take of him after tossing it on the roof was actually genuine because he didn't think it'd land so perfectly lol. pure cinema magic.
It's like a paper bag with napkins or silverware or who knows what in it. Before he walks up and throws the pizza on the roof it's laying on top of the pizza box. Had to watch some other clips to catch that.
They did intend for it to happen; Brian Cranston was told to take that huge pizza and throw it on the roof, at first he didn't think about how he'd do it, the script said throw the pizza on the roof, he was then handed the biggest pizza they could find in Albuquerque and wondered " How am I going to get this up on the roof? The producers specifically wanted the pizza thrown on the roof, have it separate from the box and land exactly where it does in the show. The Fluke was that Brian done it in the first take, he's even so shocked he almost breaks character and looks at the box with a momentary facial expression change, so brief you'd miss it if you weren't looking.
Drama, Skyler later leaves Walt a message saying he needs to control himself or she'll get a restraining order and to get the pizza off the roof, just a symbol of how frustrated he is.
Is it weird that I absolutely hate Pizza Hut but I absolutely love their personal pepperoni pizza? I don’t get it. I don’t care for their bigger sizes at all. But there’s a crunch and a type of fluffiness in their personal pizzas that just aren’t a thing with their bigger ones. Like if I had to get a pizza from Pizza Hut, I’d rather get two personal ones than 1 small/medium/large.
There are enough people who don't realize 1/3 lb is bigger than 1/4 lb that companies avoid selling 1/3 lb burgers. The number of people who can figure out how much bigger a larger pizza is must be tiny.
Was going to say they could solve the problem by labeling 25% of a pound or 33% of a pound but many are just as lost on percentages as they are fractions..
Look, I know you know that 12"@$7.99=7¢/sq.in., and 18"@$11.99=4¢/sq.in., but not everyone does, and those are the sort of rubes these circle merchants prey on.
Seriously though, people are absolutely terrible at eyeballing the area of a circle. People, in general. All of us. Nevermind comparing the prices of two slightly differently-sized pizzas. Unless the pie are square, you're stuck having to actually calculate the πr^2, and brain says absolutely not.
Getting price per sq in is a pain because of pi, but you can drop the pi when comparing two different sizes. The ratio between the r^(2) is the ratio between the actual square inches. From there it's easy to see that the 18" pizza (r^(2) = 81) is more than twice the size of the 12" (r^(2) = 36) pizza, but only 50% more expensive.
ITT: People that don't understand that some people buy personal pan pizzas because they don't need more.
Yes, it's more expensive, but who cares? I'm not into having leftover food. It's the perfect size for a meal, convenient, and (in my experience) usually a bit crispier.
Companies don't avoid selling them, that was what a former CEO of A&W said in a book.
You can get 1/3rd pound burgers all over. Braum's has had them since the 60's, Carl's Jr, and McDonalds also had or has them. Local places have them all over and you can buy them as frozen patties lol
Smaller portions will always have a higher unit price than buying pizza in bulk but if you don't like reheated pizza and can't eat an entire regular pizza in one sitting I think they can be worth getting (though I guess with larger portions the leftovers can serve as cheap (if mediocre) leftovers the next day).
Which is ironic because that's all we have in Italy, the notion of a large round pizza to share is a bit strange to us. For sharing, we have "pizza al taglio" which is in a baking tray, deeper and cut into squares or rectangles.
In Turin we also have "pizza al tegamino" which is as small as the one in this post, baked directly in a sheet pan. It's delicious qnd should be accompanied by farinata (sort of gram flour flatbread)
Some one did that tiktok trend where they cut up a bigger pizza, eat the middle and push back the other slices back together. In this case they made it too blatant
Pretty good for a vegan gluten-free pizza, extra cheese, whole wheat crust. not too small, not too medium. The lens or lighting is the real Ozempic here, I think it knocked off 810 calories...oh it has super light sauce too. What did they blacken on it? If my work came out like that I'd have to accept that I'd entered the Warhammer 40,000 universe, might not re-fire it straightaway.
I need you to know that after over a decade of Reddit, this is probably my favorite post ever. I don’t know if I’ve laughed that hard from a single post
I got you beat. I ordered blueberry pancakes from a deli and they sent three dried pancakes with blueberries sprinkled on top. I should have taken a picture. Some people suck at their jobs.
Bro (or sis) I just paid Doordash $46 for a small-ish plate of borderline dry pasta with a few flavorless veggies and chewy, boiled tasting beef.
FOURTY SIX DOLLARS!!!!!!!! And that was WITH a $10 off coupon.
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Yeah, it really sucks now that portion sizes are shrinking big time. I paid about $9 each for burgers and all it was, was two small slider buns with a brown stain in between. Crazy!
Do yourself a favor. Cook at home. No matter how desperate, I know that desperation, but you'll know every ingredient that goes into it and can later be embellished to your liking.
It's just not worth ordering these days, prices are stupid right now. We can't not won't.
Learn how to make pizza at home. Watch videos and tweak recipes til you perfect it. At first they will taste like frozen pizzas then you will get to chuck-e-cheese grade and then BOOM, better than money can buy. I save SO much money lately with a pizza stone and rice cooker.
That's why I buy pizza at the grocery store. It's just as good or even better quality for a lower price. True, it's not instant gratification, I'll have to wait while it bakes in the oven, but that's ok.
Ugh I relate. I live up the road from a mom/pop type pizza place, and I feel I am paying the same for less now. I haven't bought a pizza for a month now.
Same with gluten free. Those pizzas are always way pricier and way tinier. I just want a gigantic GF pizza wtf?! It'd probably be $100 at that point though huh.
TBF a GF pizza requires more prep work to avoid cross contaminations and may require a different technique of stretching/handling. And of course, GF flour is much more expensive, too.
Generally, GF pizza comes in one size and is just shipped pre-made. A lot of places avoid the risk of contaminating GF by that. Though on the line the underpaid High School worker will use the same cutter for every pizza
As a person im in the same boat as you, but as someone who works in a pizza place, id love to see your receipt, and the measurements of the pizza (as its stated on the menu), because with all the shit ive seen customers do to try ro get a free pizza, i dont buy this.
Holy shit. In the UK you’d pay a tiny bit more for a 14” that’s much better than that from a kebab shop that’s the best tasting pizza you’ve ever had while you’re absolutely shitfaced at 3am.
Great drunk food, not sure how good it’d be sober
DietSpam@reddit
CHesse
MiraiKishi@reddit
At that point, just buy a frozen Pizza from the store and cook it yourself.
Ill-Performer5355@reddit
Das sum gud CHesse
PersonalGroundball@reddit
Chesse, paint your pizza.. uh.. pictures
Donkeykong1996@reddit
Naive-Musician2006@reddit
Why does the pizza fall out the box AND land on the roof.
forgotten_pass@reddit
The thing falling to the ground is a bag of dipping sticks that are on top of the box before he throws them.
mr_plehbody@reddit
I feel like he has a pizza ontop of his box so that one falls and the other lands on the roof
EaterOfFood@reddit
And in the first take! One of those magical cinematic moments.
Naive-Musician2006@reddit
Magic
Not-a-bot-10@reddit
In case this is sarcasm (hard to detect with just text sometimes) the guy you replied to wasn’t kidding
They ordered like 20+ pizzas to try to get a decent shot, not expecting anything like this. So much so that Cranston completely improvised the scene following this clip because they weren’t prepared whatsoever for this to happen on the first attempt
raxdoh@reddit
yeah i recall seeing an interview about him saying that this shot was actually just them testing how much force he should use to toss it to the right spot. that double take of him after tossing it on the roof was actually genuine because he didn't think it'd land so perfectly lol. pure cinema magic.
Naive-Musician2006@reddit
Poor pizza…
Common_Kiwi9442@reddit
Pretty sure what fell are the dipping sticks. Dipping sticks Skyler!
Naive-Musician2006@reddit
So sad
ohhhtartarsauce@reddit
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabot_(firearms)
MetallurgyClergy@reddit
Dude. At least you tied together Chesse and pizza. Applause.
Naive-Musician2006@reddit
If we add garlic would it be a knot
Yourdadcallsmeobama@reddit
CHesse
MrPringles9@reddit
Reason why I don't order stuff anymore. It either tastes like shit or the portions get just so ridiculously small it literally just becomes a scam!
Ghostman_Jack@reddit
I’ve had better gas station pizza lmao
ShinyVanillite@reddit
Chesse, we have to cook!
Pork_Piggler@reddit
Naive-Musician2006@reddit
My question is why do we see the pizza fall out the box when Walt tosses it … yet we all know it was on the roof.
melinda_louise@reddit
It's like a paper bag with napkins or silverware or who knows what in it. Before he walks up and throws the pizza on the roof it's laying on top of the pizza box. Had to watch some other clips to catch that.
SaltLakeCitySlicker@reddit
Plus it was a complete fluke and they ran with it. They didn't intend for that to happen when filming.
Sugar_Fuelled_God@reddit
They did intend for it to happen; Brian Cranston was told to take that huge pizza and throw it on the roof, at first he didn't think about how he'd do it, the script said throw the pizza on the roof, he was then handed the biggest pizza they could find in Albuquerque and wondered " How am I going to get this up on the roof? The producers specifically wanted the pizza thrown on the roof, have it separate from the box and land exactly where it does in the show. The Fluke was that Brian done it in the first take, he's even so shocked he almost breaks character and looks at the box with a momentary facial expression change, so brief you'd miss it if you weren't looking.
Here's the interview where they talk about it: Breaking Bad Pizza on Roof Scene - Pizza of Destiny
Eveningstar224@reddit
Why go through all that? Is the pizza on the roof supposed to be a metaphor or something
Sugar_Fuelled_God@reddit
Drama, Skyler later leaves Walt a message saying he needs to control himself or she'll get a restraining order and to get the pizza off the roof, just a symbol of how frustrated he is.
Least-Back-2666@reddit
The owners of the house had to fence the property to keep fans from repeating the scene..😂
NinjaChaCha_@reddit
He meant the pizza staying intact when he threw it
SaltLakeCitySlicker@reddit
I stand corrected
karillia@reddit
My question is why isn't it SLICED!?!? Who gets an unsliced pizza??
Ktlol@reddit
They pass the savings on to you!
ncraiderfan17@reddit
Walt talks about getting dipping sticks with the pizza. I think it's those
Cold-Ease-1625@reddit
That's the dipping sauce.
SousVideDiaper@reddit
...what?
Naive-Musician2006@reddit
Chicken butt
TarsierBoy@reddit
Chesse let's cook
SP_Ranallo@reddit
CHeese
CapskyWeasel@reddit
CHesse
TheSuperBlindMan@reddit
Looks like it was already cooked, to the point that it got shrunk. 🤣
lessfrictionless@reddit
They were playing 4-D chesse when they worked out the value on that
bvy1212@reddit
Chesse, what the fuck are you talking about
MrPyth@reddit
This shit’s chesse, it ain’t checkerse
VocesProhibere@reddit
Science Bitch.
probablyuntrue@reddit
Yo, ripoff bitch!
Flip2002@reddit
sinisterdesign@reddit
You paid extra for that extra S.
Haunting-Walrus6532@reddit
...I wish I was Chesse girl...🎶
Mountain_Pea_5037@reddit
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
Legitimate_Pound1451@reddit
Nice I chuckled
robmobtrobbob@reddit
God damn it, I came here to make this exact fucking joke. Fuck!
RiiibreadAgain@reddit
*CHesse
spooky-goopy@reddit
i cried laughing, thanks
Delivery-Plus@reddit
Definitely playing 4D Chess e here.
caspian900000000@reddit
This is literally the first thing that came to my mind and I went to the comments to right it 😂😭
Elegant_Hurry2258@reddit
Yeah. bitch... magnesse
jsamuraij@reddit
Chinch bugs, yo.
brent_cockman@reddit
cardboard prices went through the roof, someone has to pay for it!
bobbabson@reddit
Elementary school pizza? I haven't seen one of those in years
Cosmonaut_Cockswing@reddit
And? Looks like a normal chesse pizza to me. What were you expecting? Cheese?
rossdog82@reddit
Also, $11 is really cheap. I wonder where OP is from. USA perhaps? (My local pizzas are $a tad under $30 each.)
FartCloudintheSky@reddit
The blizzard episode of Martin.
fancypants1337@reddit
pizza from craigslist
Joeylocally@reddit
Dog that’s a Red Baron 💀
YesilFasulye@reddit
Was this in Guam?
Every_Device3393@reddit
wherever you got this abomination from, they 100% are not majoring in food if you know what i mean
BadHairDay-1@reddit
Nope. I'd demand a refund.
ImpressiveQuality363@reddit
Small and personal pizzas are almost always a rip off
cedarpark@reddit
50% of the product for 75% of the price!
confusedandworried76@reddit
It's like BOGO drink specials. It's always buy two, get two. You aren't getting a deal you're just paying for two drinks at the same time.
TheSmokingLamp@reddit
You’re still getting two free drinks..?
snowfloeckchen@reddit
You have to admit the work is basically the same for both
Golinth@reddit
I could get two little caesars pizzas for this price that can feed a family of 4 for two days
Preeng@reddit
And 50% of that remaining product is crust.
rasta_pineapple2@reddit
100% Chesse
Supreme_Mediocrity@reddit
I still feel like you're being a little generous there lol
LLAPSpork@reddit
Is it weird that I absolutely hate Pizza Hut but I absolutely love their personal pepperoni pizza? I don’t get it. I don’t care for their bigger sizes at all. But there’s a crunch and a type of fluffiness in their personal pizzas that just aren’t a thing with their bigger ones. Like if I had to get a pizza from Pizza Hut, I’d rather get two personal ones than 1 small/medium/large.
Ok_Option6126@reddit
You're not paying for the pizza. You're paying for the box.
TheyStoleMyNameAgain@reddit
You're paying labor, logistics, rent, ... Those costs don't really depend on the size of the pizza
asyork@reddit
There are enough people who don't realize 1/3 lb is bigger than 1/4 lb that companies avoid selling 1/3 lb burgers. The number of people who can figure out how much bigger a larger pizza is must be tiny.
gruesomeflowers@reddit
Was going to say they could solve the problem by labeling 25% of a pound or 33% of a pound but many are just as lost on percentages as they are fractions..
Spready_Unsettling@reddit
Orrr... You could join the rest of the world and use metric?
TheProfessorPoon@reddit
The people in charge are too fucking stupid to even think of that. Even thought it might help them.
Physical-Camel-8971@reddit
Look, I know you know that 12"@$7.99=7¢/sq.in., and 18"@$11.99=4¢/sq.in., but not everyone does, and those are the sort of rubes these circle merchants prey on.
Seriously though, people are absolutely terrible at eyeballing the area of a circle. People, in general. All of us. Nevermind comparing the prices of two slightly differently-sized pizzas. Unless the pie are square, you're stuck having to actually calculate the πr^2, and brain says absolutely not.
asyork@reddit
Getting price per sq in is a pain because of pi, but you can drop the pi when comparing two different sizes. The ratio between the r^(2) is the ratio between the actual square inches. From there it's easy to see that the 18" pizza (r^(2) = 81) is more than twice the size of the 12" (r^(2) = 36) pizza, but only 50% more expensive.
InertialLaunchSystem@reddit
ITT: People that don't understand that some people buy personal pan pizzas because they don't need more.
Yes, it's more expensive, but who cares? I'm not into having leftover food. It's the perfect size for a meal, convenient, and (in my experience) usually a bit crispier.
3-goats-in-a-coat@reddit
And it's still less expensive! A 10" pizza fills me up. A 12" or 14" is more economical, I have leftovers, but a 10" is all I need and I'm done.
And still paid 6.99 for it instead of 9.99 or whatever. And two days from now I'll but another pizza for the same value.
RedditIsShittay@reddit
Companies don't avoid selling them, that was what a former CEO of A&W said in a book.
You can get 1/3rd pound burgers all over. Braum's has had them since the 60's, Carl's Jr, and McDonalds also had or has them. Local places have them all over and you can buy them as frozen patties lol
bs000@reddit
even mcdonald's added a third-pound burger in 2009. was still available in canada until they removed it during covid, citing distribution issues.
also the CEO's comments were based on a couple of small focus groups, so it was a pretty big claim to make based on such a small sample size
Correct_Cold_6793@reddit
But the story soothes people's egos because, haha, Americans dumb, so you know it was gonna take over
bs000@reddit
that's not a thing. why not sell 1/5 pound burgers then? why doesn't mcdonald's advertise their 1.6oz (0.1 pound) hamburger as a 1/10 pound burger?
bapcbepis@reddit
Smaller portions will always have a higher unit price than buying pizza in bulk but if you don't like reheated pizza and can't eat an entire regular pizza in one sitting I think they can be worth getting (though I guess with larger portions the leftovers can serve as cheap (if mediocre) leftovers the next day).
tigull@reddit
Which is ironic because that's all we have in Italy, the notion of a large round pizza to share is a bit strange to us. For sharing, we have "pizza al taglio" which is in a baking tray, deeper and cut into squares or rectangles.
In Turin we also have "pizza al tegamino" which is as small as the one in this post, baked directly in a sheet pan. It's delicious qnd should be accompanied by farinata (sort of gram flour flatbread)
Least-Back-2666@reddit
Your squares are Sicilian pizza here.
gthing@reddit
I used to buy a personal 8" pizza every day for lunch in high school for $2.
BONER__COKE@reddit
Did you get that:
a. On a plane, b. On a train, c. In an MRE package, or d. At a gas station?
Moneera97@reddit
CHesse
olie129@reddit
Criminal
DmACGC365@reddit
You must be in a theme park. There prices are crazy
domesystem@reddit
"Chesse don't do it, I'll bet you he has more than a hundred grand under the lid of that box.."
FrameOneB@reddit
Disgusting
Away_Needleworker6@reddit
this_is_stressful_@reddit
CHESSE
Oz347@reddit
I wish that I had Chesse’s girl
NightStalkerXIV@reddit
Where can I find a pizza like that?
RawChickenButt@reddit
I'll play along with the cheese raid
Wraxyth@reddit
r/redditsings
UneduationalWeapon@reddit
In the frozen section of your local Dollar Tree.
RonaldPenguin@reddit
I wanna be...
(duh duh)
CHesse's girl!
TheDoseMan@reddit
https://youtu.be/-ext3l91PLg?si=q086TxH4f8HhCnsy
Nosaja_adjacenT@reddit
I sang this comment 😀
Argylius@reddit
Gosh me too
Cat_the_Great@reddit
.... Chesse's pie
SerRaziel@reddit
Chesse, we have to cook!
yashedpotatoes@reddit
Then you nuke it and the chesse gets all scabby
xdylanthehumanx@reddit
Is it weird that I like the scabby cheese? Sorry, CHesse.
xxfukai@reddit
Is it weird that I like scabs?
xdylanthehumanx@reddit
It's weird to inject yourself into a joke while making it worse. Ooh you're gross, I get it!
xxfukai@reddit
Weird is what I aim for
SolidDick@reddit
Yeah he's crazy scabby cheese is good
hicow@reddit
And it's like you're eating a scab....yeah, it's bad
CarcosaRorschach@reddit
Chesse, we have to rook.
psyk0z1@reddit
plates here!
hardtruthinasofttime@reddit
Checkmate!
wandrlusty@reddit
Chesse’ Kiss!
postmodest@reddit
...The Chesapeake and Ohio Railroad?
link183@reddit
Chesse
YoghurtSnodgrass@reddit
CHesse
THEBLUEFLAME3D@reddit
C H e s se
Paladjordan@reddit
Cheddar CHe ese
THEBLUEFLAME3D@reddit
Yeah homes
jvLin@reddit
axtually its C H e s se
CharmedMSure@reddit
Falling tone.
MrGooseCanoe@reddit
CHesse
BRNitalldown@reddit
r/anarchycheese
BabousCobwebBowl@reddit
You pay extra for Chesse
mooseman077@reddit
Didn't we lock you in a dumpster once?
Automatoboto@reddit
Where can I find a pizza like that
Xalibu2@reddit
CHesse
X_Equestris@reddit
CHeSSt
bean_clippins@reddit
CHeese
Fit_Adagio_7668@reddit
CHesse's girl is all I need!
rusalex9@reddit
That's some anarchy chesse
Tony-1610@reddit
Wow this brought out a primal rage in me
togha1@reddit
r/shrinkflation
Derekdrinksbeer@reddit
Nathan for you
angeleyexsx@reddit
CHeese
UtahCharlie801@reddit
Incredulity1995@reddit
That’s definitely one of those dollar store pizzas lol
Zealousideal-Wave-69@reddit
Don’t judge a pizza by its cover
Oval-Bite@reddit
Get a very similar pizza our of Aldi for 75p
AdamWillims@reddit
Chesse
panadoro@reddit
👎👎👎chatgpt bot😡😡😡 pls do not engage with op
Powrs1ave@reddit
Swot happens when you ask for no Anchovies!
Responsible_Warthog3@reddit
That looks like a $11 pizza
Boardofed@reddit
I know a frozen home run inn when I see it
beaglefat@reddit
Perhaps the best frozen pie though…
Orleanian@reddit
Regular sized Home Run Inn's are top tier frozen pizza, for sure.
These mini ones never really satisfy though.
beaglefat@reddit
Ive never even seen a mini one like this i didnt know they existed
Depressedone4@reddit
tHiS mAn PiZzA's
Ok_Price6153@reddit
Pizza’s what?
Greatsnes@reddit
Pizza deez nuts
NebulaNinja@reddit
Did they send it frozen? Like, cryogenically?
SpicySugarRush_@reddit
looks really awful
Dry_Software_1824@reddit
It looks old. Lol @ speechless, completely understood
mazelbro22@reddit
Shrinkflation has arrived.....
Breadstix009@reddit
Some one did that tiktok trend where they cut up a bigger pizza, eat the middle and push back the other slices back together. In this case they made it too blatant
anniebananie29@reddit
CHesse
soda_shake@reddit
the fatal misspelling of cheese really pulls it together. this is probably the saddest food pic I’ve ever seen.
Windsymphony_Aah4041@reddit
Pretty good for a vegan gluten-free pizza, extra cheese, whole wheat crust. not too small, not too medium. The lens or lighting is the real Ozempic here, I think it knocked off 810 calories...oh it has super light sauce too. What did they blacken on it? If my work came out like that I'd have to accept that I'd entered the Warhammer 40,000 universe, might not re-fire it straightaway.
-_LustfulNovelty_-@reddit
Is it edible?
tommytookalook@reddit
You paid 11 dollars for convenience
roxeal@reddit
Try making homemade pizza. It tastes so much better.
roxeal@reddit
It looks like they used that trick where they cut the pizza with a strip in the middle, so they can steal part of it to eat themselves
exolilac@reddit
CHₑₛₛₑ
exolilac@reddit
CHesₛₑ
PinUp_Butter@reddit
They play chesse, not domino’s.
howard1111@reddit
Yes, but it's a chesse pie. You don't find those that often. That's worth extra.
smoonbeast@reddit
What was tipped?
Far_Ad_8688@reddit
that takeaway is a front for a drug empire fo sho
inthefade95@reddit
Brutal
Where is it from?
Mjf52400@reddit
That’s a red baron
evolsoulx@reddit
gotta ask, are you at a movie theatre?
california_gurl_hurl@reddit
Yikes, what this at an airport?
FantasticBreadfruit8@reddit
My favorite little detail is that they misspelled cheese.
OnceMoreAndAgain@reddit
That's why I think this is a faked scenario by OP to farm karma.
Sanquinity@reddit
Or it could be a stupid "quirky" version of the name "Jesse"
usernamedenied@reddit
“Little”
issanm@reddit
No they spelled chesse correctly
A_very_smol_Lugia@reddit
That's everyone's favorite detail here apparently
SaccharineTits@reddit
Yeah it's crazy because it's also totally real...
ReubenTrinidad619@reddit
They correctly spelled CHESSE
PiersPlays@reddit
I think you meant CHesse.
2FeetOffTheGround@reddit
No. It's pronounced "chez-say", which is French for "rip-off".
glecuda@reddit
Plot twist: the OPs name is Chesse
sloppybro@reddit
it’s a great addition to the lore
hereisalex@reddit
It's reddit, that's literally the only thing people are here for
evandobrofo@reddit
Chesse... We have to cook
OzSalty3@reddit
xxxdggxxx@reddit
snoopcat1995@reddit
Cheeseless
ProperPerspective571@reddit
The box was $6.50
SynapseNotFound@reddit
CHesse
emeliottsthestink@reddit
Well, damn
xXx_RedReaper_xXx@reddit
r/Shrinkflation
gsbudblog@reddit
Thats not too bad out here in southern california. Thatss a deal!
Jumpy_Engineering377@reddit
I have never been to a pizza joint that did not automatically open the box so you can view your pizza before you buy.
Serious_Rutabaga7116@reddit
$10 for the giant box, $1 for the tiny pizza
KitWith1Tea@reddit
That is this a Pizza for ants?!
WooSaw82@reddit
I wish that I had Chesse’s girrrl….”
Pretend-Spinach3559@reddit
I dunno but maybe “CHesse” is more expensive than cheese.
Theducktalesbassline@reddit
I need you to know that after over a decade of Reddit, this is probably my favorite post ever. I don’t know if I’ve laughed that hard from a single post
Serious_Rutabaga7116@reddit
That's a lot of box!
GoneKrogering@reddit
Why?
No-Flower-7659@reddit
Well they did give you a big box, CHESSE
plantsandpizza@reddit
I think they ate your pizza and replaced it with one from the gas station…
GiantManatee@reddit
For that money you could've got an actual artisanal sourdough bread with herbs n shit.
passionatebreeder@reddit
Do you live near a US army post in Germany by chance? 🤣
raxdoh@reddit
looks about right in this economy
rockmanblu@reddit
Not scran
ElonsPenis@reddit
Not bad. Normally it's $3 for delivery and they want a $10 tip.
Ok_Movie_7741@reddit
11 doesn’t get you much anymore
ajschwamberger@reddit
Potato chips companies put air in the bag for a fuller look, pizza places are now doing it with boxes.
Negley22@reddit
I paid $15 at Sam’s for 12 frozen pizzas about that size.
Fun-Chef623@reddit
Looks like checkmate, my friend.
Reis_Asher@reddit
Never order a small. Order a large pie, pay the 3 extra bucks, and heat the other slices up later.
puffiiee@reddit
CHESSE❤️
Sad-Scarcity-5148@reddit
Coachella is that you 😭
stickypooboi@reddit
What is this a pizza for ants?
Shoptimist@reddit
Did it come with tweezers?
TheDonnARK@reddit
A good chesse pizza to satisfy the apettitte.
sgvprelude@reddit
I see you got the Fyre festival gourmet package.
MelRobin73_@reddit
Loudly laughing
Organic-Trash-6946@reddit
Buy frozen pizzas?
wad11656@reddit
Wow that was the goodest laugh I've had in a while on here
-VVitches-@reddit
That looks like a microwave pizza
GladSuccotash8508@reddit
That looks like a frozen pizza
Gubbinator15@reddit
Chesse🤌
Jeramy_Jones@reddit
Chessé? So exotic!
Songs4Soulsma@reddit
Chesse. Wasn't that the nanny in The Parent Trap?
kwajagimp@reddit
Are you currently at a sports arena somewhere?
Rikiaz@reddit
We make these size pizzas at my work. They’re $4.50.
mzzrdoes@reddit
damn they got you
tank4heals@reddit
I was physically harmed by seeing this 😩
the-pickled-rose@reddit
Was this an order for Chessy from the parent trap?
hexrx@reddit
You could have gotten a gigantic Costco pizza that would last you 3 days for cheaper than this. Lol.
agoia@reddit
Even 7/11 could provide much more for less
Greatsnes@reddit
Who tf eats 3 day old pizza?
General_Spl00g3r@reddit
People who had money for pizza 3 days ago but not today
dr-Manhattan-21@reddit
I got you beat. I ordered blueberry pancakes from a deli and they sent three dried pancakes with blueberries sprinkled on top. I should have taken a picture. Some people suck at their jobs.
pickledeggmanwalrus@reddit
“We make the dough fresh every morning!”
Literally heard this from some sham of a pizza place trying to brag lol. I was like damn what a failure on both the establishment and server
Hot-Pretzel@reddit
Resembles airport food--especially for the money. Sorry you got such a disappointing pizza! Bummer.
THEKAKAPAPA@reddit
🔥
smartfon@reddit
you could buy 12 eggs with that money and have an omelette bonanza
Lower-Chard-3005@reddit
Lmfao, is that a fucking frozen pizza
Bearded_Toast@reddit
Only $11 for a pizza made by the brother of the guy who wrote Siddartha is a pretty good deal
captaincaitlin5@reddit
This reminds me of the Nathan for You episode where people get a free teeny tiny pizza if the delivery driver is late.
TBone88MK@reddit
you don't know about that viral new cheese pizza?
🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕 
coughincactus@reddit
CHESSE.
ShaggyRogers_1@reddit
You have a little problem.... It's not big enough
MadeULoook222@reddit
CHeese
kedsandtubesocks@reddit
Chesse
IGetGuys4URMom@reddit
That's the only pizza I've seen that looks less attractive than Wawa's pizza!
Birdy_Cephon_Altera@reddit
Sorry, have no idea how big this is. Need a banana for scale, please.
NauticalClam@reddit
This pizza place is a front for something lmao
SardonicSillies@reddit
That's worth driving to the store and raising hell for that. Unacceptable.
Omphaloskeptique@reddit
Looks like the driver was very hungry.
SnarkyIguana@reddit
chesse 🤌
gatita888@reddit
I gasped so loud and laughed even louder
Spiritual-Cause-58@reddit
Was it 8 minutes or less?
SeaSlugFriend@reddit
CHesse
FinancialSalt605@reddit
No_Significance_8291@reddit
Those frozen 1.00 pizzas look better than this .
Cae53RJ@reddit
Did you get this at a convention food court or something?
dbdave0205@reddit
Boxes are expensive
iamdrunk05@reddit
bullshit
_carbonneutral@reddit
“Chesst” ??
Squeebah@reddit
They ran out of tiny boxes. $11 for a personal pizza is totally common basically anywhere like a mall, amusement park, campus, etc.
Glitch_Ghoul@reddit
I wish that I had Chesse's girl.
ricksure76@reddit
Where can I find a pizza like that 🎵
Wraxyth@reddit
r/redditsings
Beaconxdr789@reddit
This is a hate crime
VisualSneeze@reddit
Looks like the $5 take-and-bake pizzas in the Safeway deli. Bummer.
Chemical_Gap_619@reddit
That’s because it’s a fine piece of chesse pizza…
BuddyHemphill@reddit
Airport food?
iamsheph@reddit
😂
IWillEvadeReddit@reddit
traumatized90skid@reddit
That's a communion wafer
FallibleHopeful9123@reddit
That box is gigantic!
JustinThePie@reddit
𝒞𝐻𝑒𝓈𝓈𝑒
JustinThePie@reddit
𝓒𝓗𝓔𝓢𝓢𝓔
bunchildpoIicy@reddit
I think you're supposed to put it in the rehydrator first
NuclearFartMonkey@reddit
Looks microwaved lol
mrdougan@reddit
No_Entertainment5242@reddit
Bro (or sis) I just paid Doordash $46 for a small-ish plate of borderline dry pasta with a few flavorless veggies and chewy, boiled tasting beef. FOURTY SIX DOLLARS!!!!!!!! And that was WITH a $10 off coupon. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
e5c4pe707@reddit
Paying 11$ for a xtra small pizza box is wild
MrYoshinobu@reddit
Yeah, it really sucks now that portion sizes are shrinking big time. I paid about $9 each for burgers and all it was, was two small slider buns with a brown stain in between. Crazy!
Adam_Friedland_TAFS@reddit
This is clearly a $2.50 frozen pizza the place reheated lol
thepoddo@reddit
That's what happens when you ask for extra chesse instead of cheese
Charlie_NLG@reddit
A tortilla with cheese?
Acrobatic-Loss-4682@reddit
Hydrate level 4, please
mandiemo@reddit
pizza of sadness and despair
ConsiderationLivid52@reddit
What is this?!?! A pizza for ants?!?!
dpb29073@reddit
Should went to Costco mate
Shreddersaurusrex@reddit
Hustleman got you
Designer-Departure87@reddit
Damn it got shrunk in delivery?
CollegeSharp8895@reddit
You think you were ripped off due to the size, until you take a bite and realize it's the best CHesse pizza you had in your life.
digigyrl@reddit
That's bullshit and sad. Not at all worth it.
Do yourself a favor. Cook at home. No matter how desperate, I know that desperation, but you'll know every ingredient that goes into it and can later be embellished to your liking.
It's just not worth ordering these days, prices are stupid right now. We can't not won't.
There are tons of recipes online. Explore!
PrometheusMMIV@reddit
Why'd you do that?
Aint_EZ_bein_AZ@reddit
Maybe stop working shitty ass DoorDash
ATLScott13@reddit
🤣 WOW
Mr_Tr3@reddit
Wtf
anechoofadistanttime@reddit
I wish I had Chesse’s pizza Why can’t I find a pizza like that?
WindsorsMom121@reddit
CHESSE was a paid actor
DueDoor2463@reddit
Numerous-Island-6055@reddit
I'm Spechless
cheezewarrior@reddit
acloudcuckoolander@reddit
Lmaoooooo (sorry op)
flojo2012@reddit
I could give a speech about this pizza
No_Refrigerator_5832@reddit
I WISH I HAD CHESSES GIRL
trinaneveri@reddit
That looks like a $4 Jack’s mini pizza from the grocery store.
tazzg101@reddit
Sad there
ghosthvck@reddit
Heyyy that’s $20 here in Vegas. You got a great deal.
OGdirty1Kanobi@reddit
Did you order it in a college Cafe?
Mikimao@reddit
I dare you to show me a better CHesse pizza
Viridian-Divide@reddit
CHesse
Stephen_Fox@reddit
Chesse, paint your pictures 'bout how it's gonna be By now I should know better, your dreams are never free
But tell me all about our little trailer by the sea; Chesse, you can always sell any dream to me
Oh, Chesse, you can always sell any dream to me
Ensorcelled_Atoms@reddit
Ayo thats basically a microwave Tony’s pizza. Pathetic.
hlarsenart@reddit
It looks like a frozen Walmart pizza
SoupeurHero@reddit
Learn how to make pizza at home. Watch videos and tweak recipes til you perfect it. At first they will taste like frozen pizzas then you will get to chuck-e-cheese grade and then BOOM, better than money can buy. I save SO much money lately with a pizza stone and rice cooker.
B1ack_1c3@reddit
Look like a frozen pizza
lazermaniac@reddit
i loav a gud chesse pinza
MrMach82@reddit
What you get for ordering a small ass cheese pizza.
ETBILU99@reddit
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
bigmack9301@reddit
that looks like a mama celeste frozen pizza.
chefsnailpants@reddit
Seriously though that's normally 18.99 for that anywhere but little scissors.
Shot-Ad7209@reddit
Omg ...I m a introvert and can I tell you I would have literally have a tantrum and revolted!!!! I'm screaming!!! ( also just be a little hangrey)
redheadedandbold@reddit
Yet, it looks so much better than the "pizza" they sold me at the Houston Space Center "Food Lab."
In this day and age, there is no reason to sell food that bad at a museum/attraction.
Disarray215@reddit
That’s like a jawn you get at sev for like $3.99.
Much-Switch-5834@reddit
CHesse pizza.
LibrarianDice@reddit
Put that in the microwave. It’ll triple in size. Gotta throw some water on it first though of course
EfficientMinimum5696@reddit
Damn it Chesse, you shrunk the pizza again!
r2k-in-the-vortex@reddit
They misspelled Scheiße
SecretAssumption5174@reddit
That’s blasphemous I’m sorry
Maximum_Pass@reddit
You paid for the extra s
mothmandiaries@reddit
Is this coachella pizza?
Demolished-Manhole@reddit
This is why I cook Digiorno instead of ordering. It isn’t the best pizza but it’s better than paying $17 for a smaller pizza that shows up cold.
Canik716kid@reddit
I give that a -1000
sthel@reddit
I've forgotten how to spell cheese
bezelshrinker4@reddit
Shit
IAteSushiToday@reddit
Bought the same pizza at Wally World for less than $2 but it didn't have the fancy box.
BroHamBone@reddit
More like speechesse
NowWhoCouldThatBe@reddit
But you supported local?
Ok_Price6153@reddit
Receipt?
devid_bleyme@reddit
Movie theater?
veebles89@reddit
That looks like one of those Red Barron personal pizzas that come in a two pack
MeechDaStudent@reddit
Bet you support sending them to El Salvador now
oalaskanthunderfuck@reddit
Legoland
RepresentativeYak806@reddit
CHESSE come get your fucking pizza for crying out loud
IllvesterTalone@reddit
leave them reviews! Google, yelp if that's still a thing... idk.
blast em on the socials if you got any.
this is just a spit in the face level of disrespect 😆
Proud-Concert-9426@reddit
Not a single chess piece either...🥺
discostrawberry@reddit
That’s a Celeste pizza
Physical-Bottle-6230@reddit
Must be one of the new Gentri-Pizzas. Only found in gentrified areas.
EntrySure1350@reddit
That’s because you ordered a chesse pizza. The cheese pizza fills up the box.
langsamlourd@reddit
The chssse pizza is the size of a nickel
btc909@reddit
CHeese
beepbeepbubblegum@reddit
The misspelling alone would crack me tf up holy shit. It honestly did $11 doesn’t look .. THAT bad but I’d pay $11 for the laughs at least.
RootyPooster@reddit
Is that Nathan for You free pizza?
flynnbuc@reddit
Boy that box is huge !!
ItsmeMr_E@reddit
That's why I buy pizza at the grocery store. It's just as good or even better quality for a lower price. True, it's not instant gratification, I'll have to wait while it bakes in the oven, but that's ok.
On occasion I'll eat at CiCi's Pizza.
whoapnw@reddit
Damn that pizza makes me sad. Sorry op that’s weak af
adminsreachout@reddit
Personal pan pizzas weep looking at this
Steel_Airship@reddit
CHesse
KennyBeeART@reddit
That’s a deal in this economy
Vyntarus@reddit
Well you can't even spell 'speechless' without 'chesse'
Kimosabae@reddit
That pizza looks malnourished.
It looks like it needs to order an American child with extra obesity.
Benaba_sc@reddit
They playing Chesse, y’all out here playing Checkerse
Sad_Introduction_237@reddit
You paid like 9$ for the box
Noturavgrizzposter@reddit
Chesst
PirateKing827@reddit
Was the box 7 dollars? Or did you get the wrong order?
Jennysnumber_8675309@reddit
The fact they got you to pay $11 for that means you were playing checkers and they were playing chesse,...
ThePsychoDog@reddit
Literally a 1000% markup for a frozen pizza you can get at Walmart for single dollar
karensmiles@reddit
XTRA CHESSE!!😂😂
ImportanceTurbulent8@reddit
CHessᵉ
gHOs-tEE@reddit
Shrinkflation…… gotten a bag of Doritos lately? 60% air.
Fearless_Calendar911@reddit
This is lumchables
alextastic@reddit
That's gotta just be a frozen pizza.
OkBreadfruit2500@reddit
This is one reason I have given up on restaurants!
RedditvsDiscOwO@reddit
I've had this exact pizza before. It's a frozen pizza you keep at home, not even an original recipe 😭 (it low-key fire though)
Stealingyoureyebrows@reddit
If that was a cheese pizza I would be pretty disappointed, but I can see how this left you speechless. Absolutely perfect CHesse pizza I am so jealous
swarlesbarkley_@reddit
Tbh… that’s what you get for 11 bucks lmao at least where I’m from
practicalIymagic@reddit
CHesse
Ragnarok345@reddit
Come on, Chesse and Mewth, we gotta steal that Pekachew!
jtrades69@reddit
the future... is now
MetaCardboard@reddit
Did they just heat up a frozen pizza from the store?
RetroSwamp@reddit
Ugh I relate. I live up the road from a mom/pop type pizza place, and I feel I am paying the same for less now. I haven't bought a pizza for a month now.
shewholaughslasts@reddit
Same with gluten free. Those pizzas are always way pricier and way tinier. I just want a gigantic GF pizza wtf?! It'd probably be $100 at that point though huh.
LeagueOfBlasians@reddit
TBF a GF pizza requires more prep work to avoid cross contaminations and may require a different technique of stretching/handling. And of course, GF flour is much more expensive, too.
TheSilenceMEh@reddit
Generally, GF pizza comes in one size and is just shipped pre-made. A lot of places avoid the risk of contaminating GF by that. Though on the line the underpaid High School worker will use the same cutter for every pizza
agoia@reddit
Bruh that was frozen before you ordered it
austinxjndy@reddit
Spanish for Jesse
Winter_Whole2080@reddit
Hesse
austinxjndy@reddit
C Hesse. As in Charles Hesse. The famous poet. Perhaps you’ve heard of him?
Significant_Stop4808@reddit
That's a Red Baron 4 cheese pizza
cluckerzzz@reddit
Playing 4D chesse I see...
Sunstorm2k24@reddit
You get a $15 refund for that.
ShiftyState@reddit
Nothing wrong with the pizza itself. The price depends on context. This for $11 at a MLB game is cheap.
DialDownTheCenter@reddit
At an airport this is a good deal
spooxtheproducer@reddit
Chesse we need to cook
General-Media-7198@reddit
Why is the “H” capitalized? And is that actual dough or a fucking pita?
GrossenCharakter@reddit
For that typo alone, the restaurant should pay you $11
ForeverThrowedAway@reddit
MATE, CHESSE
Scared-Mine1506@reddit
What you've failed to do is put this into your Black & Decker Hydrator, OP. It will come out a normal sized pizza in a few seconds.
Source: This documenary. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKL4q_NeDK4
NutSoSorry@reddit
I honestly don't believe this
YourAverageGoldFishy@reddit
im not even joking i’ve seen this in school lunches
Lastimosa777@reddit
CHesse
Outrageous-Way576@reddit
is it gluten free?
byronicbluez@reddit
But was it good?
Evening_Plunge@reddit
LMAO Is your name, “C. Hesse”? Or, did the store misspell cheese as “CHesse”?!?
Burningfields74@reddit
You tell me. I just signed up for Disney (Anchor) and I have to watch ads; A PAID subscription. Mind Blown
Tasty-Performer6669@reddit
Larceny
Logical-Side6856@reddit
It’s more a damning statement on our educational system than a bad pizza. 🍕
FearlessVegetable30@reddit
they sold you a costo frozen pizza. they come in like packs of 12 for $12
Alexsv95@reddit
That’s a damn fine looking chesse pizza
AutismShooter@reddit
I paid McDonalds 39$ for my first(and obviously last) ever food delivery. I got;
-fried chicken sandwich
-small fries
-iced tea
-that’s it. That’s the whole thing.
So your 11$ pizza is looking mighty fucking appetizing to me.
bark-bark-for-pigs@reddit
It’s a Chesse, for Christ’s sake! $11 is a steal!
jbigs444@reddit
We're just playing checkers while they're playing chesse.
Naive-Musician2006@reddit
Enjoy your chess
UniversityWeekly514@reddit
I ENJOY GOOD COCK AND THEN FUCK UP US . Fu k you dumb cunt. BURN LAZY shit bag. FUCK OFF dumb shit burn lazy cunt. Much love my Charles.
EyeDzrv1tAll@reddit
Great value Walmart pizza
Worldly_Figure_3359@reddit
Yo why do you have my Pizza?
existentialqueef@reddit
CHeese
OGBRedditThrowaway@reddit
Is this just a Red Baron/Tombstone pizza in a bigger box?
StupidMario64@reddit
As a person im in the same boat as you, but as someone who works in a pizza place, id love to see your receipt, and the measurements of the pizza (as its stated on the menu), because with all the shit ive seen customers do to try ro get a free pizza, i dont buy this.
EvilSporkOfDeath@reddit
Store bought frozen pizza
Glum_Cheesecake9859@reddit
"Chesse" - Fancy!
SinisterNovella@reddit
Chuck E. Chesse's pizza
Environmental-Fill54@reddit
Is that airline pizza? Looks like it.
Wilder_NW@reddit
Cree-Seature@reddit
Checck Mate!
floodums@reddit
I don't believe you
Brotherlandius@reddit
Government… chesse
tinkh@reddit
Chesse gassing me up. I have giggles and also disgust at the ignorance
Outrageous_Trust_158@reddit
Send it back!
bellyhairbandit@reddit
Like a poorly baked lunchable
CatHamsterWheel@reddit
Oh no r/confleis
ilymag@reddit
Main_Dress_2623@reddit
Where is the place so I make sure to never go there
Delicious-Program-50@reddit
Is that a really big box or a really small pizza lol
FH2actual@reddit
Frozen pizza hella bigger and better for like half the price.
-dyedinthewool-@reddit
CHesse
Tulscro@reddit
That is straight up robbery lmfao
goddess_lully@reddit
Chesse, we have to cook
Loose_Let4051@reddit
What did you expect from an 11 dollar pizza
Kybo-Nim@reddit
🤣
manicpixieautistic@reddit
somehow worse than none pizza left beef
BlogeOb@reddit
CHeese
Mobile_Aioli_6252@reddit
Whaaaaaat?
Ok-Replacement-2738@reddit
I'm more angrey at Chesse
O_Brizzle@reddit
Chesse yummm
immunogoblin1@reddit
AND you forgot the toppings? That's gotta sting.
JayofTea@reddit
Sounds about right for a CHesse pizza
kodakowl@reddit
Chesse and Chames
negativeHumanExp@reddit
My frozen from fridge pizza cooked in a old oven the same 😀🤤
Lijenz@reddit
I'm so sorry, pls come to UK, nobody wants you starving like this. At least beans on toast provide plenty of protein...
_YenSid@reddit
This looks like a Celeste frozen pizza 🤣.
Grim_Sleeper__@reddit
CHeese
Scifig23@reddit
Awe man
silentbob1301@reddit
is that a fucking tostinos pizza???
Boi_he_bout_to_do_it@reddit
Airport food or what?
lesmalom@reddit
A that a personal QuickTrip Kitchen©️ pizza?
ImmortalLombax@reddit
CHesse
Mental_Internal539@reddit
That's horrible, while I just spent $13 and couldn't finish half a pizza
mixtermin8@reddit
Shit has anybody seen frozen pizza’s nowadays? It’s like they’re figuring a formula to keep us all single….
BaconPersuasion@reddit
Better have a bag of weed under it.
roberts_1409@reddit
Holy shit. In the UK you’d pay a tiny bit more for a 14” that’s much better than that from a kebab shop that’s the best tasting pizza you’ve ever had while you’re absolutely shitfaced at 3am. Great drunk food, not sure how good it’d be sober
SnakeCharmer2670@reddit
What is this, a pizza for ants!
DannyA88@reddit
I mean was it hand made? Lol
upsthroaway@reddit
MMMM $11 for a mama celeste pizza
MC-BatComm@reddit
Lmao, this is so fucking funny
Powwa9000@reddit
That's just a $3 frozen pizza
whatyouwere@reddit
CHesse
slickboy114463@reddit
Made by Little Debbie??
TheBeckFromHeck@reddit
A frozen personal pizza with added cheese.
Ok_Option6126@reddit
When the pizza place can't spell cheese, you know they don't know what they're doing.
hellcat858@reddit
Chesse, what the fuck are you talking about?
Adventurous_Wolf4358@reddit
Did you at least get extra chesse?
BradMundo1996@reddit
Why?
Fauropitotto@reddit
Name 'n' Shame with Cheese
THEBLUEFLAME3D@reddit
C H e s s e
Affectionate-Fly3173@reddit
I am speechless you paid for that, then made a post about how bad you are with money lol.
JohnnySDVR@reddit
thats a $2 celeste frozen pizza id bet money on it
MapleBreakfastMeat@reddit
I haven't had Mama Celeste since high school!
itsmeowth69@reddit
Chessé 👌🏻
No-Report-3771@reddit
CHesse
spunkychickpea@reddit
Bro, that’s some bullshit.
Latter_Conflict_7200@reddit
Plus tip
GhosTurd1783@reddit
Upload it to Google reviews with the price in the description. They'll be in touch.
miklos239@reddit
Damn, was it that good? Seems kinda small..
TheManyVoicesYT@reddit
Oof. 4 slice for 11 bucks is robbery
homoRabidus@reddit
I can tell that pizza was found under some bleachers
trishthedish7189@reddit
Looks like a frozen pizza
hatesnack@reddit
Why does this look like they took one of those little Celeste pizzas and threw that in the box lol.
glytxh@reddit
You paid $9.50 for the convenience of a $1.50 pizza
MateriaLintellect@reddit
Well. It certainly is cheese
Commodus_Wankus@reddit
Cheße
PlayDontObserve@reddit
No you didn't
PM_UR_PC_SPECS_GIRLS@reddit
CHeese
Sproose_Moose@reddit
Playing 2D chessee
Textiles_on_Main_St@reddit
That was the free pizza that came with the other pizza because it wasn’t delivered in fifteen minutes, right?
RockhardJohnson@reddit
Chesse's girl I wish that I had Chesse’s girl Where can I find a woman like that?
RetroPenguin_@reddit
I'm getting a refund for sure
Nearby-Swimming-5103@reddit
“Chesse”
evil_chicken86@reddit
Play chess instead
wegob6079@reddit
It was your choice to do so. 🙄
Stonefox87@reddit
This gave me Coachella Fest food PTSD
mikehawkismal@reddit
Yo that's what I used to get for free at school
FalseDrive@reddit
Is this a cafeteria or college dining hall? If so, seems about right
Hibikase89@reddit
CHESSE! Chesse for everyone!
ReubenTrinidad619@reddit
CHesse
skoad@reddit
Airport?
that_damn_dog@reddit
Mmmm chesse
Kaneshadow@reddit
Chesse, we have to cook
dishler712@reddit
Chermann Chesse
laighter@reddit
Is that a home run inn ?
Speedy-Sloth23@reddit
speechesseless
Mirra1002@reddit
"Chesse's girl! I bet you never had a pizza like that..!" 🎶🎶
lovelybutterfly03@reddit
speechesseless
Adventurous_Day_9899@reddit
I'd better be receiving $6 more of pizza , or somebody not gonna like the consequences .
Soft_Eggplant9132@reddit
I somehow think the box is the most expensive part of this.
TheyCallMeGaddy@reddit
Take it back
Bean_cult@reddit
this entire image is an artistic masterpiece someone hang it in the louvre pls
TheOnyxViper@reddit
I paid the same amount rn for a med Dominoes pizza. With stuffed crust!
johndoughpizza@reddit
Ypu must be kidding.
Aok_al@reddit
CHesse
Javalin-man3000@reddit
Refund
Electronic-Hope-1@reddit
Chesse what the fuck are you talking about?
choopie-chup-chup@reddit
2d Chesse
HippoNo7732@reddit
What the heck
Paulymcnasty@reddit
Oh hell nah!
karmacuda@reddit
Chesse
shunkplunk@reddit
This is nightmare fuel
OnePunchReality@reddit
That is a crime for sure.
WhoopingKing@reddit
this cracked me up
SuperMomn@reddit
Those single microwave pizzas look better than this
TheDarbiter@reddit
Post this on r/pizzacrimes
hsudude22@reddit
Red baron has entered the chat
RedisforFun@reddit
For a Celeste frozen pizza?
SaidwhatIsaid240@reddit
Damn… did they take your kidneys too?
Ya-Dikobraz@reddit
My teacher told me to hand in my chessè
But I aint no snitch
dart51984@reddit
Was it good?
Larthology@reddit
“I like chocolate milk”
NightStalkerXIV@reddit
Is this a restaraunt, or some kind of school fundraiser event with extra priced items?
lokojo55@reddit
That’s at best a $1 pizza
tomorrowistomato@reddit
CHesse
Pitatto@reddit
Chesse
ItsTriunity@reddit
Couldn't even spell f*cking cheese right?!
Prettyprettygewd@reddit
Cheesemate, game over.
Harley_Quin@reddit
You got robbed friend
Exarion607@reddit
Where I live in germany, thats the large size and usually a couple dollars more expensive lol.
Also they don't cut that stuff.
Pyrrhus_Magnus@reddit
Passing the savings onto you?
MatsGry@reddit
lol
-happycow-@reddit
CHesst
TrillBillyDeluxe@reddit
That’s going straight back/getting money back from Uber or whatever , fuck ghost kitchens
IceCoughy@reddit
Are you at an event of some sort?
junkmail0178@reddit
That’s some airport food bullshit right there.
Some-Background6188@reddit
CHesse
axxond@reddit
You got robbed
Sweaty_Anywhere@reddit
11 dollars for the totinos party pizza
fdrobidoux@reddit
Chesse
skepticcaucasian@reddit
Who wants some Motsserela Chesse!?
dannydevitosbucket@reddit
CHesse
reha_1004@reddit
That's not shitty food porn. That's just shit food
CanadaEh97@reddit
No-Side5983@reddit
Where ? Lmfao hopefully it wasn't in store because if it was, that's ur fault
Magicaparanoia@reddit
r/pizzacrimes
sdust182@reddit
This man doesn't get extra chesse then complains! Ordering error, not their fault!
/S
OriginalAd7974@reddit
Better use all that profit to send their employees back to school!
FluffyCloud85@reddit
what a delightful chesse pizza
phatballlzzz@reddit
Speechlesse
Fockelot@reddit
RocketsBG@reddit
Looks like the Pizza Hut pizza before it went in the oven in Back to the Future.
jadedRepublic@reddit
Bot
Xboxben@reddit
Are you at a music festival or Switzerland?
Substantial_Back_865@reddit
r/pizzacrimes
Chompif@reddit
To the "chef" who made that
Downtown-Inflation13@reddit
CHESSe
buttplugpeddler@reddit
Needs a banana for scale
alside17@reddit
Gonna be the best Chesse pizza of your life.
growling_owl@reddit
You know I wish that I had Chesse's girl
SmokeAbeer@reddit
That restaurant is playing 4d chesse.
hereisalex@reddit
Damnit you stole my comment idea. But I was gonna say 3D
LennerKetty@reddit
Whether you fuckin like it or not!
ChocolateSome2214@reddit
That's CHesse to you
dtatge@reddit
C. Hesse was the customers name
sstimps@reddit
Most logical explanation
onepieceweeaboo@reddit
That looks like Celeste
sandmanchase@reddit
I might be crazy but that looks like the mini pizzas you can buy in bulk at Costco, called Sabatasso's I believe
Jd234512@reddit
Maybe lay off all the toppings next time
learningstepdad23@reddit
I mean, you probably got a big discount. That’s some serious pizza right there.
Alissan_Web@reddit
CHeSsᴱ
CrazedAviator@reddit
Whats wrong? Don't like CHesse PIzaa? Maybe you should have ordered PEperronni
spesimen@reddit
should have ordered no chesse left beffe
Perfect-Presence-200@reddit
Squirrel sized pizza, and can’t even spell cheese correctly.
ThatsRobToYou@reddit
Bishop to pawn 6.
stefferier@reddit
That sucks 😿 Looks like it is a month old
Fangbang6669@reddit
C H E S S E
ryanderkis@reddit
If your name isn't C. Hesse, it should be.
AwakeAtNightTime@reddit
I wish i had chesse's girl!
thehonestpervert@reddit
Whispers:
Little bits
DankStew@reddit
Are you dining in an airport or at a concert?
SaulTNuhtz@reddit
Mr. Hesse, it’s really none of my business to tell you your business. However, I’d recommend blurring out your name next time.
hggniertears@reddit
Chesse
Anesidoraz@reddit
I think the rest of the pizza went towards that capital "H" 🤔. They put so much thought into that.
TumbleweedEarly3111@reddit
The small pizza is almost as big as the large
pycvalade@reddit
I’m going to require a banana for scale
IvyEmblem@reddit
CHesse
aea1987@reddit
That looks as dry as a nuns fanny....
SpecialistSwimmer941@reddit
I’d punch a hole in the wall after that
-BodomKnight-@reddit
Chesse !!
asadatacoscontodo@reddit
well it's a chesse pizza alright
Sensitive-Debt3054@reddit
C H e s s e
------__-__-_-__-@reddit
CHesse
kozmic_blues@reddit
This looks exactly like the overpriced pizza we bought at a jiu jitsu tournament at a convention center. It basically the only food vendor.
guyfierisgoatee1@reddit
Just melt some cheese on a tortilla and save yourself some money.
OOOdragonessOOO@reddit
bery20@reddit
Mmmm…. CHesse
BeerSlayingBeaver@reddit
C H e s s e
Commercial_Worker743@reddit
I'd be speechless, too. FFS, at least put it in a smaller box so it doesn't look so... lonely!!
sprinklywinks@reddit
What is this a chesse pizza for ants? r/thingsforants
MidnightSnackyZnack@reddit
This ls usually what I get when i order one chesse. Looks good.