Like it's so difficult getting federal warrants anyway?

FBI: "Yes, we are suspicious of them."

Judge: "Awesome, you gonna pick them up at work or the gas station or something safe like that?"

FBI: "Naahhh, we're going to barge into homes full of innocent children and elders and scream terror into them all, possibly have them hold something shadowy in their hand, like a babies' bottle or a phone, and blast away... knock them around and punch them a while, because in their confusion, they panic and resist us doing that. Also, probably at least 10% of the time we'll be at the wrong address because we're never held personally accountable for our fuckups and we'll continue to be promoted. We've literally made it impossible for our victims to sue us, tho, so we don't keep track of the number, but 10% is what the regular cops do. And on the rare occasion a citizen can sue us, the tax payers are held accountable, none of us will be."

Judge:" Wow, seems like that has a very negative impact on innocent civilians. "

FBI:" Yahhh, but we get to dress up totally cool and play like we're war fighters, it's a total adrenaline rush compared to picking them up during the day. Plus, the most important thing of all is not citizens safety but whether or not we cops go home safe at night."

Judge: "Oh, okay then. Here's your warrant. Hope it all works out for everyone. And just an FYI, if you do get the bad guys I'm going to let them out of jail almost immediately." 🤷🏼‍♀️