Disney cruise "Philly cheesesteak" fries

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Old_Cloud_6586@reddit

Damn, Disney can do better but just won’t.

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Youre_Whole@reddit

Couldn't even use cheese wiz? Fucking disgrace

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Why does everyone line up to throw their money at this fucking company? Of course it's shit! It's been shit forever! Oh, a shitty amusement park bought a big boat!? They'd never fuck me over on a boat!

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SothaDidNothingWrong@reddit

This looks like cheap kebab

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PatientTechnician765@reddit

Mikey say it ain't so!

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dynomitemon@reddit

That’s surprising! Usually Disney cruises have great food

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Tiredaf212@reddit

Oof that beef is very overdone.

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Boat_whore69@reddit

Tell me you bought the budget tickets, without telling me.

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ChansawPoop@reddit

I could fuck that up

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Mr_Tr3@reddit

Hold the cheese please

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Turbulent-Stretch881@reddit

Food at parks/excursions is always 1 step away from giving you diarrhea and 1 step away from complaining/sending it back.

Its as if they know they have 0 return customers.

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xamitlu@reddit

Damn... there is nothing Philly, cheese, or steak about this...

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Hydralisk18@reddit

That is bark from a tree not steak

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ltbr55@reddit

That bottom piece straight up looks like a woodchip

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Argylius@reddit

You mean it isn’t?

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likwitsnake@reddit

That's not well done, that's congratulations.

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MyMomsTastyButthole@reddit

That'll do, ~~pig~~ cow

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LylaDee@reddit

I was thinking this too. Soooo dry, lolol

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Send-me-shoes@reddit

Where are you seeing the dryness? To me it looks as if it’s coated in some sort of gravy. Ngl to me it looks kinda good, not like a cheesesteak but decent enough in its own right lol.

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Lone-Frequency@reddit

I've seen boot leather that looks less dry than this.

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khamir-ubitch@reddit

and I bet they cost upwards of $40. Oof.

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Turbulent-Sugar2410@reddit

This kind of food is included on a Disney cruise. Most of it is all included. Just one or two fancy restaurants and cafes

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ungoogleable@reddit

Specifically it's from their poolside grab and go station which is primarily kids food like pizza and fries. There are several restaurants on board. Most are free, except for two upscale ones.

https://disneycruise.disney.go.com/onboard-activities/flos-cafe/

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Breedwell@reddit

Nah if it's on a cruise most food is included. It's the adult sit downs that cost extra (and are legit quality)

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Sinning-is-Winning@reddit

I’d say it’s meat from Pluto.

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LastChans1@reddit

That's Groot Eats! 😏🙂‍↔️🫡

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Hydralisk18@reddit

Gtfo here.

I've been watching good eats again since it's on HBO. I miss Alton Brown 😟

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onamonapizza@reddit

Chip & Fail

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beetsandbears@reddit

r/barkfromatree

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JunglePygmy@reddit

Sea trees

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JonasHalle@reddit

Vegan steak

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Revolution-Hemroid69@reddit

Oh wow. The house of mouse would be getting a two on yelp!

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Margaritashoes@reddit

I mean it is filled with cheese, steak, and fries.

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Zealousideal_Mail12@reddit

That looks dry as hell

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Mindless-Horror-9018@reddit

Do they always serve them cold?

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SmilinBob82@reddit

Looks like a plate of mulch

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Mypopsecrets@reddit

That just reminded me of a memory of my Dad taking me to a playground. I picked up a piece of mulch and told him "look dad, it's like mom's roast", not trying to be mean or anything but my mom absolutely overcooked any meat to avoid salmonella. His response was "let's not tell mom that".

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fewding@reddit

Really though, he probably should have. Honesty and a simple meat thermometer would have saved everybody years of suffering.

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NuthatchJerry@reddit

LOOOL

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valuedsleet@reddit

With peppers!

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Snarky_wombat939@reddit

And plastic cheese!

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G-Man6442@reddit

Damn, I thought those were wood chips then mushrooms then I realized steak.

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Barnus77@reddit

I mean… what else would you ever expect from “disney cruise food”

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bajablastn@reddit

I’m tearin that up still after a couple dranks

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madmaxjr@reddit

2/10 I’d crush this lol

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SolidDick@reddit

....yeah, me too

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medicated_in_PHL@reddit

The more I learn about cruises, the less I want to go anywhere near one.

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goddess_lully@reddit

What delicious food!”

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IvoShandor@reddit

Flo’s V8 Cafe

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jaeway@reddit

Only thing I eat on cruises is burgers and pizza and fruit and salad

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GubbaBumpz@reddit

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MidnightPandaX@reddit

Giphy has the weirdest gifs i swear to god

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Wittyname0@reddit

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GubbaBumpz@reddit

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Dirtysandddd@reddit

I tried these last week after not having them for 10+ years and almost puked

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QueezyF@reddit

There’s a reason they’re Steak-umm and not Steak-yumm

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FlattopJr@reddit

"Steak?"

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Wandering_butnotlost@reddit

With just a dash of norovirus.

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TriskOfWhaleIsland@reddit

the secret cruise seasoning

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Initial_Savings3034@reddit

for flavor

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salsamora@reddit

It’s like a terrible lomo saltado

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MurderGiraffe19@reddit

Exactly my thought

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banditgirl@reddit

Did you do today's nyt crossword?

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lmaytulane@reddit

I’d take a crack at it after a few Piscos

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Laoquui@reddit

Looks like waterlogged wood broken off and put on a plate

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zenleeparadise@reddit

Might be the shittiest food on here I've seen yet

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GirthyPigeon@reddit

That looks drier than a witch's tit.

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MotorGeneral4799@reddit

That's what you get for going on a cruise.

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unclejoe1917@reddit

So hear me out. If you cook all the juice out of the meat, the fries stay crisp.

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asadatacoscontodo@reddit

that cheese

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FivebyFive@reddit

Why does it look so... Chewy?

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brownzilla999@reddit

Altoona nachos.

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Knees0ck@reddit

damn, they even skimped out on the peppers, the one shit vegetable that is used as filler.

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keetojm@reddit

Is that American cheese slices?

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fenwayb@reddit

I am fortunate enough to cruise decently often (once every few years). I love cruises. A huge aspect of that is the food. My mom and I check out the menu in the morning every day on a cruise and talk about what were gonna eat all day. I have been fighting family members for years that a disney cruise isnt worth it and this is the best argument for why. You can do a week long cruise + a week at disneyworld for the same price as this shit. I would be gutted is my favorite cruise activity resulted in kraft singles and steakums

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MeanAnalyst2569@reddit

Honestly I have been on several Disney cruises and have never been “served” this. It must be from a fast service/pool area place. The food on Disney ships is great. Next best is Royal Caribbean (IMHO)

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fenwayb@reddit

that makes me feel better. I mostly cruise RC and am pretty happy with the quality. I imagined this was an appetizer or something at a sit down meal

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MeanAnalyst2569@reddit

Nooooo—their main and specialty dining areas are great. We cruise royal now too since kids are older. But no one does customer service like Disney.

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ChiefBigCanoe@reddit

I put on a hat, only to remove it and bow my head. Ohh no, no, this is terrible.

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pocketMagician@reddit

Pay top dollar to pollute the planet and they can't even give you decent food! Imagine!

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Available_Bar_3922@reddit

That’s what you deserve for going on a cruise.

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wanderingsheep@reddit

Everyone is talking about the "steak" but I'm just fascinated by the semi-melted Kraft single pieces they put on there.

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Smellerisdafeller@reddit

Did they try to reconstitute someone’s shitty homemade beef jerky?

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Paulymcnasty@reddit

Ah hell nah!

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5h82713542055@reddit

More like Silly Cheesteak fries, amiright?!

Ok, I'll see myself out..

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Eleventy22@reddit

I’m having such a hard time believing this. This is Margaritaville quality food

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Razlaw@reddit

As a Philadelphian I do not approve.

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SousVideDiaper@reddit

Holy shit that is BAAAAD, and I'm sure it was expensive as fuck too.

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fenwayb@reddit

disney cruises are about 4x other cruise lines where food is a major appeal

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Yesmar00@reddit

They did you dirty with the kraft singles in there. Disney can't be struggling that bad. I'm sure they have better food in prison.

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greatthebob38@reddit

Wood chips and fries

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NefariousnessSea4710@reddit

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krishandler@reddit

Roast beef and fries is more appropriate

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sohcordohc@reddit

Ew Disney never fails to serve up the shitty overpriced food

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edweeeen@reddit

Looks like they tore up some Kraft and then threw it in the microwave

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AutocracyWhatWon@reddit

If they did that the cheese would at least be melted 🤦🏾‍♂️ they really went zero effort

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Uuuoughtaknow69@reddit

Ain’t no way.

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JemmaMimic@reddit

I'm sorry that happened to you.

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PoopTransplant@reddit

If the cruise was all inclusive, I still would’ve sent it back and asked for a refund.

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MoodyLiz@reddit

The meat is made from malcontents. Just keep smiling until you get off the boat.

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QueezyF@reddit

Part of the ship, part of the crew.

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Ambitious_Fold_1790@reddit

Looks dry and chewy.

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Initial_Savings3034@reddit

Was this "all inclusive" - or were you asked to pay for this?

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SousVideDiaper@reddit

Either way, I hope OP sent it back

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Dry_Software_1824@reddit

Bark with fries. At least you’re on vacation, I’m sitting on reddit taking a dump

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methinfiniti@reddit

At least you’re taking a dump, I’m just sitting on Reddit

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sjm294@reddit

🤣

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tirutz@reddit

ahahaha cruise

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dardenus@reddit

I’m not mad, I’m disappointed

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oakbones@reddit

And you paid out the ass for it because Disney. Let that be a lesson.

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methinfiniti@reddit

This looks like unhappiness

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GulfofMaineLobsters@reddit

So 20+ years ago on a passage on a sailboat that had "hopes and prayers" for refrigeration (aka non) we ate better than that, afrer more than a week out to sea... We didn't have a water slide though and we had to sail the F-ing thing which was work, including using the diaphragm hand pump to empty the san tank (which could best be described as rude) but hey at least we didn't have to eat that!

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