Latch key kid question?
Posted by This_Fkn_Guy_@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 326 comments
I was talking to some friends the other day about this and he said he had his key on a sting around his neck and a bunch of friends did also in elementaryschool....i had a return of the Jedi wallet that had a key ring in it and used that but i dont think I ever did have it around my neck. So what was your key situation?
FitGrocery5830@reddit
I had a key but preferred to use a blockbuster video ID card to Jimmy the clasp on the door.
Basic-Pair8908@reddit
I just climbed over the garden wall
Forward_Specialist19@reddit
Jansport backpack had a clip in the pencil pouch that keyring was attached to.
Was not often put back to the chagrin of my parents. So unknown to them I unlocked a 1st floor window and broke in every day.
S3TXCheesehead@reddit
Front door didn’t even latch much less lock. It just wedged shut.
Sisselpud@reddit
My parents’ “hidden” key is in the same spot it’s been in since 1984
HighOnGoofballs@reddit
Under the mat like ours was?
snuffy_smith_@reddit
I stopped hiding a key when one of my cousin’s was assaulted in her home, the perpetrator used the hidden key to let himself in while she was asleep, after her BF left for work.
Sisselpud@reddit
Nope!
Yummers78@reddit
Or the potted plant next to the front door, or the rock nearby 😆
HighOnGoofballs@reddit
If I’m gonna be honest mine isn’t much better today, hell o rarely even lock the place
Yummers78@reddit
Same and same 🤣🤣
IdahoLibbie@reddit
Core memory retrieved. We had a plastic ‘rock’ hide-a-key that would trap moisture and rust the key. Good times
Firm-Slice-2103@reddit
Under a brick by the front door
belmontpdx78@reddit
On the top of the front door casing?
4luminate@reddit
Back door was left unlocked. No key.
Original-Raccoon-250@reddit
Our house was always unlocked. No one had keys.
MLDaffy@reddit
My aunt's house was like that. Infact still is to this day. Many times we'd show up there walk in and nope no one home. Door wide open just the screen door closed. Honestly I dunno if she even has a house key at this point.
snuffy_smith_@reddit
Mt grandmother has said my entire life… “don’t lock the door, no one has ever had a key to that door!”
I think she is still mad at my grandfather for dying before he replaced the lock. LoL
col_clipspringer@reddit
same. I couldn't be trusted to keep up with a house key
Tiny-Reading5982@reddit
So ironic though... trusted with a whole house but not a key lol.
IAm5toned@reddit
Kinda hard to lose an entire house.
IAm5toned@reddit
Kinda hard to lose an entire house.
myka-likes-it@reddit
Key is a lot easier to drop or leave behind.
It'd be something if you somehow lost the house, though.
Dicky_Penisburg@reddit
.......I was just trying to make french fries.
fessertin@reddit
I still can't be trusted with a key lol, I always have the back door unlocked just in case!
HangryHangryHedgie@reddit
Key under the cat's kennel on the back porch.
PrincessSarahHippo@reddit
Yep. At first my brother and I had keys in our bookbags. We totally lost those. First few times the key lost, my brother slid open the window next to the backdoor and popped out the screen. We climbed in. That irritated my parents when they found out (nosy neighbors) so they just left the sunroom unlocked. Our neighborhood had/has zero crime.
Euphoric_Egg_4198@reddit
One neighbor who was a total bitch called the cops on me for doing this. The cops came and I opened the door and they said they were there due to reported break-in. I’m in middle school so I don’t have ID so I grab a picture from the mantle and show it to them asking if I was breaking in why would my school pic be framed and displayed here? They left but it got the attention of my other neighbors.
One neighbor found out it was her friend/other neighbor that had called and went off on her. She went full momma bear mode because had all lived in the same corner for years and I babysat their kids. I did get in trouble with my mom for not having my key but we never heard a peep from the nosy neighbor again.
PrincessSarahHippo@reddit
The neighbor that tattled on us also pulled a gun on us when we were walking in the woods behind our houses. The way my childhood neighborhood worked, all the lots backed into a kind of no man's land of woods. It wasn't fenced anywhere.
So my brother and I were cutting through the back woods to get to a friend's house and neighbor dude pulled a gun.
Fortunately he died shortly after because he was older than dirt.
Anyone-9451@reddit
We had a weird like barn door type garage door to the basement you basically just yanked the right way and it opened lol
PenBeautiful@reddit
Same. The dog was the only thing keeping others from coming in.
Da12khawk@reddit
This guy?
PenBeautiful@reddit
Kept the criminals out!
Finalgirlcandy@reddit
This ☝🏻
DifficultMinute@reddit
Yep. I technically had a key, but I never took it with.
Parents left the back door on the garage open.
mstrong73@reddit
Same we were in a pretty rural area so we walked home from school and went right in the back door
warm_sweater@reddit
Yep, hidden key in our garden.
WaxWorkKnight@reddit
Same here. I probably could have gotten one had i asked. I did eventually got one when my parents went away for a long weekend. It was the spare, so I just took it.
sabby55@reddit
Same
Gusto36@reddit
We had a hide a key but basically this
azazel-13@reddit
Same. Oh, the easy safety of a rural neighborhood. We even had neighbors we felt comfortable enough to bust into their doors without knocking. And they didn't mind, which is wild because I'd be a bit irritated if neighborhood kids burst into my house on their own accord. I recall frequently intruding in my direct neighbors and they'd watch Water ship Down with me and give me Push ups. 😆
SoSoOhWell@reddit
I begged and got a pair of Kanagroos in elementary school. I kept my key in the little pocket in the tongue of the shoe. That lasted for about a week with the key falling out on the playground. Anyone else have Kangaroos?
domelite8296@reddit
Pack rats were the off brand ones I had
cacecil1@reddit
I remember trying to keep my lunch money in the pocket. Getting money out of that little zipper pouch was a PITA
adelwolf@reddit
Those were the only brand named shoes I ever got!
MungoJennie@reddit
They brought them back out in the early 2000’s. I still have the pair I brought then, but they aren’t very comfortable.
This_Fkn_Guy_@reddit (OP)
Roos that's badass...I put a quarter in so i could play ms pacman and never got it out hahahaha
Bunyan12ply@reddit
Shoestring necklace.
Q-burt@reddit
Keypad on the garage door.
Electronic_World_894@reddit
Ooh fancy! I didn’t know those existed then. (Seriously. I was in my 20s when my parents upgraded to a keypad garage door!)
Q-burt@reddit
My mom had this thing about thinking we weren't responsible enough to hold a physical means of access. She had some insane control issues. Well, still does.
Electronic_World_894@reddit
Well the keypad would have been cool at the time! Her control issues - not so cool.
Q-burt@reddit
Meh. I've dealt with it long enough. I know that I still love her.
BigDoggyBarabas1@reddit
We had Roos. Shoes with a key pocket. Those were dope.
This_Fkn_Guy_@reddit (OP)
They were i put a quarter in the pocket so I could play ms pac man and could never get it out
BigDoggyBarabas1@reddit
You had to use mom’s eyebrow tweezers. I had a 4x6 flat Lego in one for a week. Red.
Eyydis@reddit
We can't remember our key situation, but we can easily recall how to break in when we forgot the key.
I want to say i had a keyring
4Jaxon@reddit
Hid under a rock near the back door.
callsignmario@reddit
Neck. And those little rubber things around the end
Sassysewer@reddit
Same!
I would walk home and park myself in front of the TV from 3 until 6 or 6:30 when my parents got home. We would eat a meat starch side dinner every night like chicken rice salad. Pork chop potatoe canned corn. Rolled steak which was filled with stuffing for fancy nights KD and peas. We drank kool-aid then watch more TV until bed.
In the summer I was feral. We stayed at the cottage. No phone...only at the marina and lived perpetually sunburned wind swept knees scrapped until we were told to go "rinse off" in the oven before bed. My mom routinely had to shake the sand out of my sheets.
Just a pack of children looking for a PB sandwhich and a drink from the hose.
lumiranswife@reddit
I'm sorry.. rinse of in what now? (Maybe just a term I don't know..)
Sassysewer@reddit
Omg ocean bahahahah
lumiranswife@reddit
Phew. Haha, that was good for a laugh, though!
ConcentrateEmpty711@reddit
Mine was in the azalea bushes where lots of bees & wasps were…I’m allergic to stinging insects.
Raynet11@reddit
What key? We climbed in front the back window…
harrilal@reddit
My dad made a rock with a compartment that was kept in the flowerbed at the side of the house. It was for me and my siblings to use. They understandably didn't want to cut 3 extra keys.
kalamity_katie@reddit
Magnetic key locker that we stuck on some junk next to the backdoor.
Specialist-Owl3342@reddit
Key was in my wallet
sbotzek@reddit
I just had a key on my keychain.
In fact I still have it. It's probably the oldest thing I own. My mom didn't sell her house until a few years ago.
mailman-zero@reddit
You should not post pictures of real keys.
careater@reddit
Definitely not. I mean, definitely not unless you also post your home address.
mojoburquano@reddit
That house comes with a 46yo latchkey kid. Ain’t nobody tryna break in there.
ttw81@reddit
I had a keyring that was huge & heavy, so i wouldn't lose it. Like a dozen different keyrings on it. I think I still have it somewhere.
xtlhogciao@reddit
I’m picturing one of those giant rings/keys that the jail guards wear/use in old movies/shows
ttw81@reddit
kinda but full of cheap novelty key rings, 😆
but i never lost it.
zerokijz@reddit
Same, I had a key with a keychain in one front pocket, and a wallet with my library card (and any cash/change I might have earned) in the other. Jeans are good that way.
chef_tuffster@reddit
Ditto.
Different_Nature8269@reddit
The door was only locked when my parents went to bed.
TheShySeal@reddit
Mine was on a shoelace that I would wear around my neck or keep in my backpack
Shel_gold17@reddit
Parents hid the key, until I was old enough to be trusted not to lose it.
la_toxica84@reddit
Key on a string and a separate whistle on a string as we also rode public city buses to school 🤪
buzzardgut@reddit
Key was in the garage. Attached garage but no door to inside the house. I always forgot to put it back but we usually left the bathroom window unlocked so I’d have to haul the ladder from the garage around the back of the house to climb in.
exscapegoat@reddit
Apartment building in Brooklyn (Flatbush) with a couple of stabbings before we moved. Key on a chain around the neck. Was not supposed to answer the door or apartment buzzer
VeronicaSpeedwell@reddit
My key was on a neon orange shoelace worn around my neck.
ImportantRoutine1@reddit
Around my neck. That's how I found out I was allergic to cheap metal 😂
Significant-Emu1855@reddit
We had a key on a ring in our back packs. There was also a hidden key in the garden just in case we lost our personal key. But you’d best put that one back if you used it or there’d be hell to pay!
KieferMcNaughty@reddit
Key to the front door hidden on the back porch
This_Fkn_Guy_@reddit (OP)
Cheeky
Petules@reddit
Plant by the front door.
makethebadpeoplestop@reddit
Garage door was unlocked (not the side door, the actual garage door because it's not like there was a door opener on it) so we'd go in there and then there was a hidden key in the fuse box to unlock the door into the house.
trillianinspace@reddit
My mom sew a lanyard with a key ring into the front pocket of my backpack.
LadyGCinNC@reddit
SAME. WOW, what a flashback
C4bl3Fl4m3@reddit
My backpack came with a key clip in the front pocket. (When I went to HS, my grandparents got me a really good LL Bean backpack. They got one for each grandkid as they entered HS. I deeply regret I misplaced it in one of my first moves when I started living on my own.)
MungoJennie@reddit
My original LL Bean backpack was so old (and so little) that it didn’t have a key clip, but my older siblings had the house keys anyway. I graduated to a full-sized one with a key clip by middle school that I still have. Those suckers really last!
justletmereadalready@reddit
They did. I used my LL Bean backpack for all four years of high school, through travelling, hiking and even as my preferred diaper bag. The interior did disintegrate after about twenty years of much use.
jRok57@reddit
My mom sewed a lanyard... Or, My mom had seen a lanyard...
In addition to walking my ass home, letting myself in and fixing a snack - I was required to finish homework before my mom got home.
OutcomeLegitimate618@reddit
Same except I took the bus instead of walking.
OppositeRun6503@reddit
LOL!!! Homework wasn't my best subject in school.
ofTHEbattle@reddit
I wasn't ever in latchkey but my parents kept a spare key hidden behind our garage, in the off chance my mom had to run out real quick for something I knew where it was. She would leave a note to page my dad when I got home and then he would call and check in. Usually she wasn't gone for more than an hour. If it was going to be longer than that my dad would tell me to go to my best friend's house and hang out there until one of them got home.
SadCheesecake2539@reddit
On a shoelace around my neck.
labchick6991@reddit
Necklace but i would lose it. We ended up hiding s key in a magnet case inside a metal cabinet in the garage, so exterior garage door was unlocked.
draconus72@reddit
We had a rock garden near the door and a spare key was kept under a certain rock.
crazymastiff@reddit
Our door was unlocked. Small town and all that
mapparatus@reddit
In 4th/5th grade I had our key on a shoelace around my neck every weekday. It was just my mom and me in Culver City and I got home before she did.
Spliph_Dubius@reddit
Hidden key above the back door. Or sometimes I'd just climb through my bedroom window.
Portlander@reddit
Dogtag style with the same type of chain.
sxhnunkpunktuation@reddit
Brass in pocket
Kwards725@reddit
Key on a shoestring.
Joes_editorials@reddit
Had it on a key ring but of if I forgot my key the dining room window was unlocked so I could lift my brother up and he could climb in.
upnytonc@reddit
I had a key in my book bag. But, my parents also hid a spare key outside that I knew where it was.
Shooperman05@reddit
Mine was laced up in my shoelaces. Had to take my shoe off to open the door, but I never lost another key after that!
Like this:
This_Fkn_Guy_@reddit (OP)
Wow never seen that
Jubilies@reddit
I had a variety over the years. I’m confident it started around the next. I was coming home from school as early as 2nd grade.
After_Match_5165@reddit
It was the late 80's. Fanny pack.
ceesa@reddit
Fake rock had a key in it. It was half buried in a rock garden with about a thousand other nearly identical rocks. But somehow it only ever took about a minute or two to find it when I needed it.
sirweebleson@reddit
Tucked in a small pile of rocks at the base of our basketball hoop, then inside a false rock off our porch at the next house. I carried a key with me in my wallet in middle school, then kept it chained with car keys after I got my permit in HS.
Ness_of_Onett@reddit
String and 2 keys around my neck..
BalrogRuthenburg11@reddit
Key was on a key ring in my pocket
tasukiko@reddit
Self made lanyard, you know one of those like boxy ones made from those plastic strips that we made in i dunno, summer camp or girl scouts or something.
Frosty_Cloud_2888@reddit
Key in my pocket tied to a string to the belt loop on my pants.
Korben_Reynolds@reddit
My dad gave me a key on a keychain when I was in the 4th grade. He specifically said “Don’t lose this.” and I still use that keychain on my keys today. I plan to be buried with it if my track record holds up.
beeurd@reddit
I don't remember having a door key until I was 11 (when high school starts in the UK).
Ok_I_Guess_Whatever@reddit
Key on a keychain (I had a collection… for a reason I’ve never fully understood) in middle school
kellyasksthings@reddit
Magnetic key holder on the side of the washing machine. The laundry is separate to the rest of the house and left unlocked.
Designer-Bid-3155@reddit
Key? Why tf you need a key to your house for?
Competitive-Lime7775@reddit
Kids who walked home after school before their parents arrived home. They’d have a key to let themselves in, they were often referred to as “latch key kids.” Very Xennial as probably the first generation where it was common that both parents worked so kids had no one to come home to. Also, generation where it was deemed safe for kids to walk home from school independently.
yukonman27@reddit
My key was on a gray and white fat shoe lace tied around my neck
brinazee@reddit
Key on a dog chain tag around my neck.
jokerfest@reddit
Keys? Who needs keys
Glittering-Station78@reddit
No keys. If the house wasn’t unlocked, hopefully there was an unlocked window or you’d have to wait until someone with a key got home.
BEniceBAGECKA@reddit
I lived in butt fuck nowhere. We didn’t lock the door during the day, but I had the key to the gate on my necklace.
jonbravo1@reddit
Neck with lanyard
_plays_in_traffic_@reddit
it was in the hanging flower pot that was in the screened in porch
happyhippy27@reddit
Key hidden in the bbq and then the clothespin box outside
Tdanger78@reddit
Not around my neck that I remember, pretty sure I had a keychain
Daniel_Molloy@reddit
We had a hide-a-key. And HELL TO PAY if you didn’t put it back.
WarningGipsyDanger@reddit
I had a key with a string that was intended to be worn as a necklace. It was in fact a spinning weapon that cut leaves. Otherwise the back door was always unlocked.
katakana@reddit
How were we allowed to live like this!? No cell phone, no parents, no oversight, just me and my younger brother home alone 3 to 5 hours a day from 5th grade till college.
ContactHonest2406@reddit
Kept the door unlocked.
iphoenixrising@reddit
Hidey key hidden on the porch.
SunNecessary3222@reddit
We had a spare key in the detached garage that we could use, but I knew how to sneak in and out of my house without it well before the key ever came into play.
I left the back door of the house I raised my children in unlocked all the time. Never had a problem until I walked downstairs in my pajamas to find a neighbor kid standing at my open fridge, pouring himself a glass of milk.
The kids were at their dad's house.
It was interesting, to say the least. He became a regular fixture at our house, usually at mealtime. Turns out he had the kind of folks who always had money for beer but not always enough for beer AND groceries. He never helped himself to my fridge when the kids weren't home, again, but he was part of the reason I left the door unlocked. He was also a part of the reason I made sure I was decent at all times!😂
I ended up teaching that kid a few years later. On the first day of school he asked me to tell the kids in class our "origin story." I asked him later what he meant by "origin story." He said that all superheros have an origin story, and that ours was one of his favorites. 🥹❤️
ChiefBroady@reddit
Front left pocket. Got me in trouble big time one day when I also had a package of some sweets in the same pocket and the keys slipped into the sweets package and when i threw them out… well the keys went with them. After hours of search and retracing my steps we finally found them in the dumpster…
antisara@reddit
I had a back door and front door key on a whole mess of key rings cus key rings were “cool” when I was 9. lol.
Dylan_Is_Gay_lol@reddit
Oldest kid had the key.
justletmereadalready@reddit
I kept mine in the front pocket of my backpack. A family member living next to us had a spare that I was shown where it was kept. If they weren't home I knew where their outside spare was to let myself in to get it. If their outside spare wasn't where it should be another neighbor had a spare to family member's house and yet another neighbor had a spare to that one. We were a very close-knit neighborhood and all knew the hierarchy of the spare keys.
If all that failed I could just go to a friend's house and call my mother at work to tell her where I was. By that point I would have knocked on the doors of half the houses on the street.
I was actually really good at remembering my key because I always put it right back in that pocket. Keys are the only thing I have ever been organized about.
yespls@reddit
my sister and i both had a key, but she lost hers a lot. one very memorable time I had to get the sliding ladder to go in through an upstairs window since it was the only one that was unlocked/not painted shut.
MilesDyson0320@reddit
The house was just unlocked
NostalgicTX@reddit
We lived in the sticks so didn’t lock doors so I just had a chain wallet with the house key anyway but mom worked in Houston and I got home at 4, she hit up happy hour and I tended to the house the best I could. Which usually included skating throughout the house…long story short
Budgiejen@reddit
I honestly don’t remember carrying a key. Must have been in my backpack or something. I know I had one.
Snailryder@reddit
I think it was hidden outside our house, like on the porch, beclord knows I would have lost it!
Responsible_Dog_420@reddit
Front door unlocked
midazolamjesus@reddit
Door was unlocked
Round_Ad_1952@reddit
We had the OG hide-a-key.
https://www.ebay.com/itm/165247586015
Bat_Country420@reddit
Key around the neck.
Bus driver knew I was a latchkey kid so she always asked me to show her I had my key before I got off the bus so I wouldn't be stranded all afternoon if I didn't have my key.
justforkicks28@reddit
Key around the neck until they got a garage door pad that opened the garage door with a code.
Fluid-Comedian@reddit
We just climbed in the broken window, there was always at least one broken 🤷♀️
VioletVenable@reddit
My mom was a SAHM, but she was really involved in a variety of organizations, so I came home to an empty house at least once a week. She sewed a key ring inside my backpack so I could let myself in — although there was no need. Our front door could be unlocked by jiggling the knob in a very specific way. My dad, brother, and I could do it, but she never could.
Thelichemaster@reddit
Wasn't given one until I was 11 - 12 (with key chain) kept in my pocket, never lost.
Pleasant-Onion157@reddit
Shoestring kid. One time it got caught in a tree because I was tossing it in the air and catching while walking home. Went back 10 years later, still in the tree but the orange shoelace was now white.
SerpentineSorceror@reddit
Good ole Rock-that-wasn't-a-rock was how my Nann handled it. It had the key to get in. Mom, usually left the side door partially unlocked with a hidden key under the door jam. Or I'd just open the basement window, slip in like a thief, and go in through the basement when she forgot to unlock the side door.
deathcabforqanon@reddit
A generation of kids were raised by the fake key rock!
Can_I_Read@reddit
We did the key hidden under a rock. It was super obvious too.
ipsumdeiamoamasamat@reddit
I lived in an apartment building in the city and it took me until at least 14 to get a key. If I got home while my parents were out? Tough shit. I sat on the stoop or found something to do.
Fine-Position-3128@reddit
Lol all our parents were mostly insanely incompetent
Fine-Position-3128@reddit
My backpack had a little key / keychain clip in the front pocket. Also I was a latch key kid from like I wanna say 2nd grade? That seems like child abuse now.
bikeonychus@reddit
Either in a pocket on my school bag, or under a plant pot near the door (but we didn't tell dad about that because we weren't supposed to do that, but mum did it when my brother started working at the chippie after school, incase I forgot my key).
lemonade12_@reddit
Hidden under Mr Duncan the concrete duck on the front porch
babyclownshoes@reddit
Mine was hidden under the steps. But it was a thing. A band in htx in the 90s called Latch Key Kids had a following that wore latch keys on yarn around their necks
thagrrrl79@reddit
On a string around my neck, always kept under my shirt (absolute pain to get to in winter months).
Khajiit_Has_Upvotes@reddit
Same. My mom had a run in with cps so she was also paranoid af and wanted it tucked in and not to tell anyone i had it lol
This_Fkn_Guy_@reddit (OP)
Oh wow didn't think about that.
gertrudeblythe@reddit
We had a hide-a-key in a fake rock 🤘
Nickyjtjr@reddit
Hide a key at home.
Knight_thrasher@reddit
I can’t remember. I wanna say that the back door was usually left unlocked
OppositeRun6503@reddit
Fortunately my grandmother was always at home waiting for us to get home from school while mom was at work during the afternoon and into the evening.
She was always a fixture in our home until her passing in 2012.
cacecil1@reddit
Ok but that's not a latchkey situation
This_Fkn_Guy_@reddit (OP)
My friend had something similar where we would sometimes go over to his house and play Nintendo in like 4th or 5th grade then Nana came to live with them and she was strict and wouldn't let anyone come over...he liked it before cause we knew we would have to leave around 345 and all be home before our parents got home
unclestink@reddit
I never had a house key growing up. We'd just leave the garage door unlocked when I was real little. Then we had a garage door opener with a keypad later on. I could also climb into the bathroom window if I needed to
cacecil1@reddit
In my shoe
skeeter_333@reddit
Under the mat or under a rock nearby.
skeeter_333@reddit
I’m under the mat or rock nearby.
zoey8068@reddit
Backpack pocket
Accomplished_Exit_30@reddit
I just had it on a Keychain.
---username_--@reddit
Kangaroo shoes with the pocket!
This_Fkn_Guy_@reddit (OP)
Inout a quarter in mine and it got stuck never got it out
Ok_Habit6837@reddit
I think we posted the same thing at the same time, latchkey twin!
TheSentientSnail@reddit
Yup. Key on a neck string, checking in. I lost it so many times it was just... easier. I used to crawl in my parents' bedroom window when I got home and realized it was gone, but the second time somebody called the cops because they thought someone was breaking in - my mother deployed the Key On A String. Worked flawlessly.
giraffemoo@reddit
I had a key, but I lost it a lot, so I'd just break into my own house. Usually through the window. I always worried that the police would get called but I guess my neighbors recognized me or at least knew that I lived there because nothing ever happened.
BrainFartTheFirst@reddit
I had a key on my neck on one of those ball bearing looking chains.
valbrewhaha@reddit
Key box with magnet on the back of a gutter thingy
GenWRXr@reddit
I’m Gen X and it was an old fashion dog leash clasp.
ersatzcanuck@reddit
we had a keypad on the large garage door and kept the small door to the house unlocked
Rdubya291@reddit
Key on a chain-bead necklace. Kind of like dog tags in the military. Sometimes I'd just keep it in my backpack though.
joeschmoe717@reddit
I should have had it tied around my neck because I forgot it all the time. Regularly had to climbed in through the kitchen window.
TheGoodDavid42@reddit
Bedroom window that we left open and we just popped the fly screen off.
Foreign_Donkey463@reddit
Key on a keychain in my backpack
shemague@reddit
Key was under the mat or I had to wait outside til my mom decided t return
jayleetx@reddit
We didn’t lock our doors in the 80s. We didn’t have much to steal anyway.
_Internet_Hugs_@reddit
We had a hidden key that I used. It was a little magnetic box that you were supposed to stick in the wheel well of your car, but my dad stuck it to the back of our gas meter. It only unlocked the handle lock, so when I was inside the house I had to throw the deadbolt to be safe.
Immediate-Agency6101@reddit
this is me too
This_Fkn_Guy_@reddit (OP)
Yea same here i was also the babysitter for younger bros
_Internet_Hugs_@reddit
Solidarity. We weren't just latch-key kids, we were also parentified.
ScaledFolkWisdom@reddit
Had a keychain on a belt loop.
Immediate-Agency6101@reddit
Under a rock
in my big brother's Roos shoe pocket
stuck to the underside of my dad's car with one of those magnetic key holders that slid open.
Hi-Im-Yomi@reddit
Garage door keypad first, inside was unlocked but another code for alarm system once we were in.
Ok_Habit6837@reddit
My key was in the Velcro pouch in my KangaROOS sneaker.
brosephstalinslaps@reddit
We had an outlet on the front of our house that had a cover so my parents hid the key in there.
Liathano_Fire@reddit
My older brother had the key. I ran around the neighborhood till he was home.
Ekindas@reddit
Keyless entry to the garage door and that entry door was always unlocked.
BigBoxOfGooglyEyes@reddit
Same. I didn't have house keys until I got my license.
mr_manfrenjensen@reddit
That's how it is in my house now. My kids have never seen the physical house key
That-Molasses9346@reddit
Elementary key on a string around the neck, middle school and up keys on wallet chain
iheartnjdevils@reddit
I def had a key around my neck lol
Spaceboy779@reddit
Out in the country a couple miles, that door lock never got used, lol
PhobosTheClown@reddit
Magnetic key holder attached to the grill. If my parents hadn't gotten a new grill 10 years ago, I'm sure it'd still be there.
This_Fkn_Guy_@reddit (OP)
Hahahahahahah
heavyraines17@reddit
Nice try, time traveling burglar.
This_Fkn_Guy_@reddit (OP)
Your the only one who got my plan
ih4teme@reddit
Hidden/buried in a potted plant. There were like 10-15 potted plants in a spot. The specific plant was always moved around.
SaveusJebus@reddit
Our doors were unlocked.
HumanExpert3916@reddit
Keys on a dog clip, clipped to my belt loop.
CokBlockinWinger@reddit
Mom wouldn’t give us a key, so we learned to shimmy up the side of our house, wedge Jackie Chan style and left a second floor window unlocked.
We knew what time she got home and would always be on the porch waiting ten minutes before. Weird thing was we just did our homework.
cathode-raygun@reddit
I had a belt loop clip with my house, dirt bike and bedroom key on it.
sassooal@reddit
Wait, you got to lock your bedroom door from the outside? I know 80s kids who didn't even HAVE a door on their bedroom.
cathode-raygun@reddit
My mother was an abusive, pathological lying, psycho. I got tired of being woken up with a beating (for things I may have done weeks or years earlier, or for things she just imagined) and a thieving brother.. I protected my shit. Though yeah, I did have a few weeks where I "disrespected" my mom and my dad took my door off.
This_Fkn_Guy_@reddit (OP)
Badass...in my head it's like batman's utility belt
cathode-raygun@reddit
I still wear one and even still got that Honda dirt bike ;)
bingbingdingdingding@reddit
Had it on a chain around my neck (a ball chain like a ceiling fan pull switch)
Slammogram@reddit
Yes!
SomebodysWeirdSister@reddit
me too!
mist_kaefer@reddit
Garage door keypad. I did the same with my kids, only they have an app on their phone instead of a keypad.
headhurt21@reddit
Our key was hidden on the front porch somewhere. I think it was at the bottom of the mailbox, if memory serves.
lagingerosnap@reddit
We had a keypad on the garage
ej_4142301@reddit
Hidden key near the back door.
TemperatureTight465@reddit
Necklace
Jets237@reddit
knew the garage code - we left the door from the garage to the house unlocked.
sinchsw@reddit
No key. I used the garage code keypad on the side of the house. Inside garage door was always unlocked.
azorianmilk@reddit
On a hook on the porch fence behind a beam. Hard to find randomly but easy for me to reach from the outside
problyurdad_@reddit
I had a small, yellow key ring that clipped to my belt loop on the right side. Started carrying that when I was eight years old, and my brother was six. I would go get him from class, and then we would walk home together, go in the back door, call mom and let her know we made it home safe, and then sit and watch TV until she got home an hour later.
To this day, anything that is on my right hip, is one of the safest places in the world because I’m constantly making sure that it’s still there
rinky79@reddit
Key in a rock-shaped key hider in a front flowerbed.
Beautiful-Sweet-6668@reddit
Key around my neck
no_clever_name_yet@reddit
Our house HAD a door lock, but I never saw my parents ever lock it and I never had a key. Country adjacent houses far apart with our house on a hill. Plus our front door was half glass and there was a window by the door. My parents said “we don’t have anything worth stealing (we were poor) so we’d rather they didn’t make a mess breaking in”.
My kids both have lanyards with the house key in our suburban neighborhood. We lock when we leave the house and at night/when a parent is sleeping. (My husband works third shift so sleeps during the day.)
Writeforwhiskey@reddit
Lanyard with keys in pocket. Couldn't wear them around your neck, kids used to yank them hard "for fun." My grandma was home 99.9% of the time, but we still had to use our key to get it. 2 of our neighbors had a key as well, jic.
We moved in precision without much of her guidance (in a good way, not a I need therapy way), so it felt like being home alone without the freedom to do anything too crazy. Change into play clothes, grab snacks, homework in the dining room, help with dinner and after, tv/phone/hang time, then bed.
Euphoric_Egg_4198@reddit
I had a key in my backpack. My older brother would always lose his key and steal it. One time it was snowing and I was stuck outside for hours, I thought I was going to freeze 🥶 to death. My mom got home and I was still outside and she went crazy on him when he got home.
Did he learn his lesson? Nope, he kept stealing my keys until he was old enough to get a car and attached all the keys on one key ring.
Gears_and_Beers@reddit
My brothers and I would constantly loose or forget our keys so we became masters of breaking into our own home.
There was a couple basement windows that if they got latched you could pry them just right to pop them open with the vinyl flexing rather than snapping.
It was a game changer when my dad brought the new front door with an electronic key pad sometime in the late 90s.
BrvoChrlie@reddit
Mine was on a red draw string from a hoodie or shorts. It probably stuck out of shirt like a sore thumb. I wish I could remember when I finally was able to keep it in my pocket.
Munchkin531@reddit
My parents gave me the garage door opener. 🤣🤣🤣 I could click it and get in through the garage. I remember 1 time I forgot it so I just sat in the front yard for a couple of hours until my dad got home. I was probably 8 or 9.
Upstairs_Usual_4841@reddit
We lived in the country - two sides of our lot were along a corn field and DNR marshland, a third was against our neighbors' horse pasture, and our driveway was nearly 1/4 mile long - and I'm not actually sure where the keys to our doors ever were lmfao
principled_principal@reddit
Key hidden in one of those Key-hider turtle statues
MrCrash@reddit
Hidden key under the stairs.
imtooldforthishison@reddit
When we were in elementary school, one of us had to WEAR the key. Once we got older, we did keychains.
Chronic-Bronchitis@reddit
My house key was on a fun keychain in my treasured Jansport backpack. We also had a hidden one in the garden.
vicariousgluten@reddit
One key and about 150 key rings, couldn’t lose it because if you dropped the sodding thing the floor shook. My key was a cool purple one.
LaFantasmita@reddit
Key hidden in a certain place in the back. Probably still there to this day. Make sure you put it back or you'll be stuck outside tomorrow.
I left my bedroom window unlocked and climbed in a couple times. It was a high window, but I climbed up a stack of roofing tiles, through the window into my top bunk.
Relevant-Package-928@reddit
In a small pocket in my backpack.
CaptZombieHero@reddit
Dog door. Reach through and unlock
emeraldrose484@reddit
Once I was allowed to stay home alone after school (about 4th grade?) I was given a key in a key chain that stayed in the front pocket of my backpack. My older sister gave me a "cool" keychain, which ended up causing a fascination with keychains for me - I think I ended up with about 10-15 for my 1 house key by the end of middle school.
I left my keys in my last class 1 day in 9th grade (stupidly took them out before running out to the bus), and ended up having to sit on the back deck until one of my parents came home. I got home at 3:30, they got home around 6-6:30. Might have been the 1 day I actually did homework in high school. Only time I have EVER "lost" my keys in my life though.
poodog13@reddit
Around my neck until I was old enough to be trusted with a key ring in my pocket
weeziefield1982@reddit
We had a key that was hidden in the garage. All of our friends ended up knowing where it was but it was all good.
Leftylady79@reddit
My dad made a necklace out of a leather (I think) shoe string. Honestly I’m not exactly positive it was a shoelace or where he got it but that’s what I remember it as. The leather was super soft so I’d play with/rub it all day. Also annoying to use during the winter
johntwilker@reddit
both. I did the string/neck thing but then moved to a wallet after that and was that way until I stopped
wuh613@reddit
I used a hidden key. I don’t think they trusted me to carry it and bring it home every day.
jblak23@reddit
Backpack.
When I first started (too young, honestly) I did a d'oh! and tossed my backpack over the fence cause I was too lazy to carry it with me another 50 yards around the house to the front door - key included. I had to go back around and hop the chainlink fence that had been baking in the desert sun all day to get the key back and burned the living hell outta my poor wittle hands 🫠
Mightbewonderwoman81@reddit
Mine was attached to my backpack. But not very well, because I kept losing them. Dad finally said no more and that I would just have to sit outside until he or my mom or one of my older siblings came home and let me in. That ended pretty quickly after one rainy October day when I was in the fourth grade. Dad had to stay at work really late due to some kind of inventory crisis. My mom didn’t know that dad wasn’t going to be home on time and she went straight to a friend’s house after work. My siblings were all at their friend’s houses. Everyone thought that somebody else would be there to let me in the house. I was stuck outside on the porch, in pouring down rain from approximately 4pm until around 8:30pm. Dad was the first one home and found me huddled under my thin little Mini Mouse windbreaker, trying to use my Barbie trapper keeper as an umbrella. I was soaked to the bone and sobbing. I ended up getting pneumonia. Like, bad. I was out of school for nearly two weeks. Dad felt terrible and everyone kept apologizing to me. After that, Dad put a hide-a-key under a planter next to the door. And for anyone wondering why I didn’t just go to one of the neighbors and have them call my parents or to wait it out or something, we had just moved into the neighborhood and we didn’t know anyone yet and I was always told not to talk to strangers. And that point in time, they were all strangers. So outside I sat, while my little shoes filled up with rain water and my homework got soaked.
MsBlondeViking@reddit
Back door was always unlocked. But I had my neighbor friend’s key. She always forgot it, her parents trusted me, so I had a spare just in case lol. And in the event neither of us had keys, her dad showed me how to remove one of their windows, as a last resort.
Woad_Scrivener@reddit
My memory sucks, but pretty sure I had the whole key in a fake rock scenario.
MlsterFlster@reddit
Mine was on a keyring from the zoo.
ailish@reddit
Mine was on those springy cords around my wrist.
CahirAepCaellach@reddit
Key was hung in an inconspicuous spot outside near the door where it still hangs 30 years later
Appropriate-Food1757@reddit
Unlocked door. One was hidden under a rock too
Beckiwithani@reddit
I had a keychain that I kept in the pencil pocket of my backpack. When I forgot it, my retiree neighbors would let me hang out at their house until my parents got home.
drupi79@reddit
carried my key in my wallet, but we lived in the country so most of the time the front door was unlocked anyway.
notashot@reddit
Mickey mouse key chain. With the first letter of my name
ChromeDestiny@reddit
In high school had mine on a key ring with a picture of The Doors I found at some discount store.
Blueberry_Mancakes@reddit
Perpetually lost and left to climb in unlocked windows.
john_the_quain@reddit
We just didn’t lock the front door for the most part.
CourtAlert8679@reddit
Same here.
What’s also funny is that my one rule was that I was NOT allowed to use the stove. Anything I made myself had to be prepared in the microwave or eaten cold.
I mean, it makes sense, why would you trust the 8 year old child walking home from school alone into a house that had been left unlocked all day to not burn the house down heating up a can of soup. More of that boomer wisdom we keep hearing so much about.
Efficient-Log-4425@reddit
Yeah, doors unlocked. My dad's truck used to sit in the driveway with the keys in the ignition.
dontpostdrunk@reddit
“Hidden” on a nail under the front porch
Most-Silver-4365@reddit
Front door was unlocked, alarm may have been armed but not always.
TheLakeWitch@reddit
I wore my key on a string around my neck starting in second grade. We lived in an old apartment building so it was super fun when the lock would stick and I’d end up having to sit on the stoop til my mom got home.
krissym99@reddit
Weird, I actually have no idea. It definitely was not around my neck and we didn't do the hidden key thing. I must have just had a keychain in my backpack.
lsp2005@reddit
I had a Velcro wallet with a key ring. The wallet was blue. I don’t think it had any other decorations on it.
This_Fkn_Guy_@reddit (OP)
Was the keyring on the outside or inside?
lsp2005@reddit
It tucked into the wallet, so it was hidden.
Careless_Ad_9665@reddit
Our door was left unlocked.
Slammogram@reddit
I had a chain around my neck.
CauliflowerBoomerang@reddit
On a shoelace around my neck. In neon colors, of course.
TheWorldIsNotOkay@reddit
My dad was military, so I had my key on a dogtag chain around my neck, along with real-but-for-kids dogtags with my address, phone number, and blood type.
Looking back the latter was both questionable and a bit morbid...
This_Fkn_Guy_@reddit (OP)
Yea my friend had dog tags too we thought it was cool but now that is morbid jeez
FluffySpell@reddit
I had it on a cute little keychain. I didn’t get a key to my house till middle school though, I was sent to the before/after school program (ironically called "Latch-Key" at my school) all the way up until 5th grade.
WoefulKnight@reddit
Key around the neck when we lived in the city, left the door unlocked when we moved to the burbs.
FrownyFaceEmpire@reddit
My older sister was entrusted with the key, which she always lost or forgot in her locker at school. I would then have to break in through a basement window and unlock the front door for her.
mr_manfrenjensen@reddit
Key hidden in a secret spot. It was a big adjustment when I went to college and had to keep track of the key to my room. Can't I just hide it in the hall somewhere?
illini02@reddit
I had the key around my neck, because my mom didn't trust that i woudln't lose it in my pocket. And she was probably right lol
Holmes221bBSt@reddit
Had it in my backpack or along the side of the house in a hide-a-key box
KellyAnn3106@reddit
The realtor never picked up the lockbox when my parents bought the house. We knew the code so we put it on the back of a tree and used it for our spare key.
wet_nib811@reddit
Key tied to an old shoe strings. Later upgraded to branded lanyards in the mid-90’s.
HeatMiser865@reddit
There were always little clips in my backpack, seen to the back. My key was always attached to that.
Cephalopod_Dropbear@reddit
Garage door was unlocked and we didn’t have electronic garage doors.
palomdude@reddit
I don’t remember at all.
drainbamage1011@reddit
Keyring in my wallet.
Traditional_Entry183@reddit
I started carrying keys in my pocket in middle school. Same then as today.
throwawayfromPA1701@reddit
It was on a string around my neck. If I lost it I knew to go to the neighbors. I avoided losing it though because then I'd get lectured and that always sucked.
I got latchkeyed first and I usually didn't have to wait long for the sitter to arrive with my younger siblings, they weren't in school yet. When we all got latchkeyed later we each had our own keys.
DisastrousBeautyyy@reddit
I think ours was under a flower pot or something like that.
Ok-Comfortable-5955@reddit
Tied into my backpack
Neat-Gift-3624@reddit
My GenX brother was in charge of that. I just had to hope he wouldn’t lock me outside when he was annoyed with me.
This_Fkn_Guy_@reddit (OP)
Hahahahahah
Trick-Mechanic8986@reddit
Shoelace...poor AF.
hostilegirrl@reddit
I had my key on a keychain. I kept them in my backpack. I had a clip to hang them from on the inside.
coffeeandcoffeeand@reddit
We had a rock with a key inside.
TransportationOk657@reddit
The key was either under the door mat outside or under a rock nearby.
fenwoods@reddit
Hide-a-key fake rock by the back door.
No_repeating_ever@reddit
Chain around my neck. Irony is now my dad never locks the damn house so anyone can walk in whenever
RoyalPuzzleheaded259@reddit
We had a key hidden in the garage that I would get unlock the door then put the key back.
EnvironmentalPack451@reddit
Key is hidden somewhere near the front door. under a fake rock or in a light fixture
wisemeat@reddit
My mom left the kitchen window unlocked and I had to crawl through it when no one was home more times than I can count.
This_Fkn_Guy_@reddit (OP)
Wow
blownout2657@reddit
We hid ours on a hook under the porch.
flatulating_ninja@reddit
Very rural, I don't even think my parents had keys to the house.
Quixote511@reddit
On a keychain attached to my backpack zipper pull. It was Snoopy playing football
_shaftpunk@reddit
I had a neon green green wallet and it was in there.
LooksLikeAWookie@reddit
Key in the planter. We also lived in an apartment where jiggling the handle like crazy would unlock the bottom lock
morrouac@reddit
Under a rock
astrotool@reddit
Shoelace with key as necklace. Forgot to take it off on the last day of school and scratched up my chest on the slip and slide
Ordinarily_Claim@reddit
This.
Had my key, dimes and quarters (for the pay phone), and phone numbers written on paper if I needed to call someone