They're going to harm that poor woman

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flounder42@reddit

It’d make a helluva Caucasian, Uncle Owen

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Hicker31@reddit

Forget it, Jedi. You're out of your element❗

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Zestyclose_Bowl6597@reddit

Face it man there isn’t any connection to Star Wars here

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That’s not his hand. You want a hand? I can get you a hand, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. I'll get you a hand by this afternoon--with light saber. These fucking amateurs.

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Somethings_been-Said@reddit

What's this use the force shit? What's this bullshit!?... I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the Rebel Alliance but you don't fool Jesus.

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ElYodaPagoda@reddit

It's Outer Rim Territories-league psyche out stuff, laughable man! Haha!

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scoppied@reddit

You said it man - nobody fucks with the Jedi.

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scoppied@reddit

OK, so you’re a Skywalker, I’m a Skywalker - that’s terrific.

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Shut_It_Donny@reddit

Everytime a Death Star is destroyed in this fair galaxy, I have to compensate the person?

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ComfortablyBalanced@reddit

Are you employed?

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Shut_It_Donny@reddit

I spend my time occupying various hidden rebel bases, smoking a lot of death stick.

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scoppied@reddit

The scruffy looking nerf-herders will always lose, d’ya hear me Skywalker? THE SCRUFFY LOOKING NERF-HERDERS WILL ALWAYS LOSE!

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Public-Grocery3608@reddit

I am the walrus

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di_mi_sandro@reddit

This was a valued droid

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LouDog0187@reddit

Not the Droid I'm looking for

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Historical_Boss_1184@reddit

Jabba told me to take any droid in the sail barge

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LouDog0187@reddit

Luke, it's Bib Fortuna from Mr. Hutts office. . .

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Bodhigomo@reddit

It kidnapped itself.

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Bluetiger1520@reddit

No man I said Greedo peed on my rug

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JackStrawSTL@reddit

Dude’s X-wing got a little banged up…

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D-Flo1@reddit

We found it abandoned up against an Imperial abutment.

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ComfortablyBalanced@reddit

Oh, what's the smell!

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D-Flo1@reddit

"And I thought imperial abutments smelled bad on the OUTSIDE!" -Han

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ComfortablyBalanced@reddit

You know it's stolen.

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Bontkers@reddit

I like your style Luke

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Zarniwoooop@reddit

I’ll shove my blaster up your ass ´till it goes click

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CarberHotdogVac@reddit

Jesus…

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six_6_seven@reddit

You said it Han

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J2thaG@reddit

Chef's kiss right there, bud

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Van-van@reddit

The Galactic Senate has roundly rejected planetary destruction

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Duder57@reddit

I’ve seen a lot of spinals dude and this Vader guy is a fake! A fucking goldbricker!

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flounder42@reddit

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🎼 There gonna kill that poor woman 🎼

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Apprehensive_Pin_992@reddit

Say what you will about the tenets of the Jedi Order, at least it's an ethos.

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Dr_Middlefinger@reddit

Emperor Palpatine said you're wanted in 12 systems because you were drunk and abusive at his garden party.

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Equivalent-Way-5214@reddit

Emperor Palpatine draws a lot of water in this town.

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Dr_Middlefinger@reddit

I'm sorry, I turned my targeting computer off...

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SpecificDate7501@reddit

Emperor Palpatine treats droids like Ewoks, man!

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duh_nom_yar@reddit

Stay off of Kashyyyk, deadbeat!

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Equivalent-Way-5214@reddit

Dude’s landspeeder got a little dinged up.

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Equivalent-Way-5214@reddit

These aren’t the drones you’re looking for; Man!

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ElYodaPagoda@reddit

"Those Imperial fucks! My buddies didn't die face-down in the muck of Umbara so that lieutenant can try to take liberties from common citizens!!"

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lilBalzac@reddit

Hey where’s your spaceship, Dude?

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Everyname15taken@reddit

Fuckin epic dude

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FadedIntegra@reddit

Better her than me kid.

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Rubber_Stamper@reddit

Condolences! The Jedi lost! My advice is to do what your parent did, join the dark side sir!

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ComfortablyBalanced@reddit

Your revolution is over.

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Alternative-Way-8753@reddit

I like your style, Dude. Got a whole "moisture farmer" thing going on.

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creamcitybrix@reddit

Darth Vader draws a whole lot of water in this galaxy. You don’t draw shit

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ComfortablyBalanced@reddit

I want a fucking smuggler, man. I want Han Solo, man... or Lando...

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roguepandaCO@reddit

Is that some kind of “ancient” thing?

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Alternative-Way-8753@reddit

Long ago and far from it.

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Zoopzoopzoop_@reddit

Fair? Who’s the fucking Jedi around here, you bunch of fucking crybabies!

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Drewp655321@reddit

you're a little short for a nihilist

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ExtraDependent883@reddit

Let me tell you something pendejo

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Shut_It_Donny@reddit

You were her only hope, Dude.

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hevnztrash@reddit

“Late they syths, Walter”

“No, Donnie. these men are cowards”

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SnakePlissken1980@reddit

Hilarious... the first 20 times it was posted this week.

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Shut_It_Donny@reddit

We're not going to run out of bandwidth, Dude. Our troubles are over.

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dudebronahbrah@reddit

Separate incidents??

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No-Sheepherder448@reddit

Who?, him?..over there in the booth? That’s Greedo…he’s a nihilist

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Shut_It_Donny@reddit

Rodian with a cleft asshole.

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duh_nom_yar@reddit

I'm a Nerfherder, you're a Nerfherder...

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Next-Independent-477@reddit

Walter, this isn’t a guy that did the Kessel run in 5 parsecs here…

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BraveryDave@reddit

Who gives a shit about the fucking womp rat?

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duh_nom_yar@reddit

What are you, a fucking Jedi Knight now?

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Awwwphuck@reddit

Lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta reposts

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funked1@reddit

Lets not forget Luke that keeping wildlife, um... an amphibious trash monster, for... um, ya know domestic... within the space station ... that ain't legal either

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D-Flo1@reddit

LUKE:
If my aunt asked me to take care of her fucking pet while she and uncle Ben went to Naboo, I'd tell her to go fuck herself. Why can't she board it?

WALTER: First of all, Luke, you don't have an ex, secondly, this is a fucking show-Wookie with fucking papers. You can't board it. It gets upset, its hair falls out.

LUKE:
Hey man, Walter, you know-

WALTER:
Fucking Wookie has fucking papers -- Over The Line!! Stop staring at me!

CORNELIUS:
I don't like you. I'm wanted in 12 systems.

WALTER:
You're entering a world of pain!

LUKE:
Hey Walter come on, it's just--hey man it's Cornelius. So his tongue slipped a little, you know, it's just a verbal insult and some stupid bragging, man.

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be_more_gooder@reddit

This will not stand, this aggression against Naboo.

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CarberHotdogVac@reddit

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feedmesweat@reddit

The sand person is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, "sand person" is not the preferred nomenclature. Tusken Raider, please.

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