We takes what you have on you, and we calls in even
Posted by Unusual-Caramel8442@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 32 comments

These 3 nihilists cornered me while eating dinner
JohnSextro@reddit
What’s mine, is mine.
GrassyKnoll95@reddit
Are these the guys that pissed on your rug?
Unusual-Caramel8442@reddit (OP)
They are, in fact, occasionally, rug-pissers 😒
therealtwomartinis@reddit
that rug really ties the kitchen together, does it not?
sullyoftheboro@reddit
and those dogs peed on it
Left-Cry2817@reddit
They believe in nosthing, Lebowski!
scoppied@reddit
One of the dog has Flea’s.
professor_goodbrain@reddit
Give us ze treats Lebowski
Botosi5150@reddit
I think those are pomeranians.
armyofant@reddit
We’re not talking about dogs who built the railroads
Catalina_Eddie@reddit
THEY PEED ON MY TREE!!!
cuntsaurus@reddit
These dogs nazis?
48HourBoner@reddit
No Donny, these are good boys, there's nothing to be afraid of.
cuntsaurus@reddit
They were threatening licking, are we going to split hairs?
ProEraWuTang@reddit
Nice marmots!
thebenn@reddit
Fuck that, what's mine is mine
siberiandivide81@reddit
What a horrible person starving these poor animals /s
armyofant@reddit
We thought we were getting pup cups. It’s not fair
Key-Contest-2879@reddit
You can’t have any people food. It’s for people! That’s what people food means!
What’s mine is mine!
DaniLabelle@reddit
Must be exhausting
Mulletgt@reddit
My girlfriend cut off her dewclaw, we thought we'd be getting a million dollars.
Ok_Skill7476@reddit
Yah!
WhatIsTheAmplitude@reddit
I’m not renting them shoes, I’m not buying them a beer, they’re not taking your turn.
Commercial_Set2986@reddit
I got uh, 4 bucks, almost 5
InternationalYard665@reddit
Shut the fuck up, Fido
RepublicKitchen8809@reddit
Anti-felinite
Heretic_Scrivener@reddit
You’re not taking them bowling.
Pimpstik69@reddit
You can’t board them, their hair falls out
Mind_if_I_do_uh_J@reddit
That was me...and uh, uh, two other dogs.
Rizos28@reddit
We didn't eat anything, Lebowski
YesOrNoWhichever@reddit
Fucking dogs have fucking papers
creamcitybrix@reddit
WE FUCKS YOU UP! WE TAKES THE PASTRAMI!!!