Back from Reddit jail. Please give me attention.
Posted by Spicy_Abortions@reddit | Firearms | View on Reddit | 63 comments
Mossberg shockwave , and some other sub optimal lock picking tools.
PapaBobcat@reddit
Folding bolt cutter? I need it for work.
Spicy_Abortions@reddit (OP)
Yessir
Professional_Law3987@reddit
That Mossberg is not the door breaker model.If you put the barrel right up against the door you will blow up your barrel. My Moss berg 500 it's called the cruiser model and it has teeth at the end of the muzzle brake which has large slots in it to allow gas to escape when pushed up tight to a door.
Chase9548@reddit
How are you supposed to do anything with that completely blunt spike on the hali?
24krtHawG@reddit
Now thts a kit!!! Glad u free!!
AssaultimateSC2@reddit
Whoever made that hal has clearly never used one.
JFK_Shot_First1@reddit
That awkward moment when your wire cutters turn into captain price from all ghillied up
Round_Teach_7088@reddit
Fuck Reddit
jotnarfiggkes@reddit
Spicy!
Spicy_Abortions@reddit (OP)
Yes
MilmoWK@reddit
Nice breaching kit? You larpers make me feel like such a fud.
Spicy_Abortions@reddit (OP)
Is it still larping if I enter locked doors for a living?
MilmoWK@reddit
Do you? I guess not if that’s the case. Hard to tell ‘round these parts.
Spicy_Abortions@reddit (OP)
Kinda. I’m a locksmith so I’m a bit more elegant than just using brute force but I keep this stuff for emergencies. Not so much the mossberg. lol
ReReDRock1039@reddit
Literally the worst halligan on the market. Cast metal and the spike isn’t even pointy.
Spicy_Abortions@reddit (OP)
I guess it’s a good thing I’m not breaking down doors in Iraq. 🙄
ReReDRock1039@reddit
Not with that attitude(or the lil goat-nub hali)
Spicy_Abortions@reddit (OP)
😂😂😂😂
BulletSpectre@reddit
Where does one get a folding bolt cutters, just wondering, looks cool.
Spicy_Abortions@reddit (OP)
I think these are masterforce brand.
mcbergstedt@reddit
I’m sure they’re all rebranded chinesium stuff, but I found similar ones under “Steelman” on Amazon
unknownpsycho@reddit
Steelman is the brand I have. Available on Amazon. I've had the 18" set bouncing around in my truck for a couple of years. Mostly used to clip fencing and welded wire fabric, but I have used them to cut 5/16" chains a few times and a 1/4" padlock once. Definitely worth it for occasional use.
Safety_Sam@reddit
I’m guessing you’re no Jill Valentine.
_Hashtronaut_@reddit
I also enjoy the Shockwave with the mini adapter. 9 rounds in a baby shotgun is too fun
peterox@reddit
All you need now is the camouflage Crocs in that same color 😎
Sad-Wave-4579@reddit
What did Reddit charge you with?
Spicy_Abortions@reddit (OP)
The mods deleted my last comment that explained it so unfortunately it’ll have to stay a mystery lol
SeaFaringPig@reddit
Ah yes. Freedom of speech at work. Unless you’re a private corporation. Then freedom of agenda hard at work.
SeaFaringPig@reddit
Dig the fold up bolt cutters.
theFartingCarp@reddit
"Lock picking" man is smoking the Haligan bar pack. I love it. I just wonder about the cammo pattern tools. Love it
Spicy_Abortions@reddit (OP)
😂😂😂 funny enough I am actually a locksmith
2Drogdar2Furious@reddit
I'm a locksmith... and I'm a locksmith
ElSimoHayha@reddit
Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor.
Snokesonyou@reddit
So... I'm gonna need to see all of it after some hard use. Cause it looks great now but I suspect it will be far better after it's done the job.
DaveTN@reddit
Nice set of keys you’ve got there.
Owl_Perch_Farm@reddit
Where does one get those bolt cutters?
Spicy_Abortions@reddit (OP)
I think I ordered them from Menards
kaiten408@reddit
Where ram? 🐏
Spicy_Abortions@reddit (OP)
Shit.
2Drogdar2Furious@reddit
Lockpicking Lawyer here with the Mossberg Shockwave rapid entry system. Today we will be testing...
Spicy_Abortions@reddit (OP)
😂😂😂😂
High_Strangeness10@reddit
Damn did you do that yourself if so and you were close by I would ask you to do the same to mine
Spicy_Abortions@reddit (OP)
Thanks dude! Just some krylon and a laundry bag
Bamcfp@reddit
Oh shit net camo you got 500 kills
Narrow-Substance4073@reddit
Nice looking paint job! My favorite lock pick is rock through window lol
supressedpotato@reddit
What did you do. And how does one recover from Reddit jail without getting a permanent ban.
Spicy_Abortions@reddit (OP)
I got a 7 day ban for “ban evasion” because I made a second account the last time I got banned for being an asshole. lol
SlashnBleed@reddit
I got a 7 day ban for the same reason. I got kicked out of the guns subreddit just because I deleted a post. I didn’t say anything and just took it on the chin but when I contacted the mods literally a year later, which was like a month ago, they genuinely weren’t trying to give me the ability to comment again, and I want to be involved in the community not just staring and watching—so I went off on the mods. I don’t think its fair to block me from commenting permanently because I failed to follow one rule. Its not like I was making heinous comments or harassing anyone lol. I just genuinely didn’t know. All the subs I am in and never seen anything like that.
The mod acted extremely immature to me, even going as far as to go on my account and see my posts so he can make fun of me. I made another account and bashed him again for being a sissy bitch. Got a 7 day reddit jail. I’ve been back for about 2 weeks now. Fuck Reddit.
xTeamRwbyx@reddit
Probably mean temp ban I got a 3 day ban a year ago couldn’t talk just view stuff on the entire site
GimpboyAlmighty@reddit
HELL YEAH
Finally somebody else who rattle cans their tools!!!
Lupine_Ranger@reddit
Bro is a lock's worst nightmare
PandorasFlame1@reddit
Fed
Spicy_Abortions@reddit (OP)
Where?!
benmarvin@reddit
I used to have that same bipod and accidentally made a few SBRs.
Spicy_Abortions@reddit (OP)
What bipod?
Kokabim@reddit
My man... 5 stars
Spicy_Abortions@reddit (OP)
Thank you 🙇🏻♂️
Wraith-723@reddit
Where did you get the mini halegan
Spicy_Abortions@reddit (OP)
eBay. Dynamic entry.
ZaneThePain@reddit
Brand name on it is dynamic entry
i-love-Ohio@reddit
I would also like a mini halegan bar
Fresh-Wealth-8397@reddit
At first I was all bro you got one fucked up looking bipod lol
Nomad_Gui@reddit
All i see is carpet