Enlightenment | TheaterFire

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Meowza_V2@reddit

All boobs are beautiful. Unless they are weird boobs. You know the type.

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Plembert@reddit

Morons whose girlfriends or wives feel unloved are downvoting you.

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Meowza_V2@reddit

I could see how a turbo virgin might think that.

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flow_Guy1@reddit

Only a “turbo virgin” would say that.Clearly you’ve never actually seen or touched or even spoken to a woman apart from your mom which probably is sad to see what you are

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Ok-Midnight-7615@reddit

this is green text buddy, wife and kids is code for girlfriend simulator and a lacie rugged 5TB of dark web kiddy porn

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flow_Guy1@reddit

Sure buddy. What ever you say turbo virgin.

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Meowza_V2@reddit

Golly somebody has a big mad. Take it a little too personaly sport?

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flow_Guy1@reddit

Sure buddy. What ever you say turbo virgin

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Smelldicks@reddit

Aha. I never even thought of this archetype until you said it. I drew them. A normal rack up top for reference.

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kader91@reddit

There’s also the boobs that are so apart they can be hid under the armpits.

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Necessary-Throat-842@reddit

Never heard of a superboob?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKiBCRubRc0

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ComprehensivePin5577@reddit

Some boobs are akin to headlights. Some are akin to indicators.

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zobor-the-cunt@reddit

when they try to fashion a cleavage it looks like they stapled the nips together

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The bottom is what's called "tubular breasts" it's the female equivalent of a say a micro penis, it's usually a hormonal issue that affects puberty and they don't grow in right (I should know cause I have them,they don't look that extreme like the bottom pic but yeah kinda similar 😕)

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ClarityNHZach@reddit

Isn't tubular breasts the exorcist theme?

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Sofagirrl79@reddit

Well if you're cursed with my condition maybe 😆

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Total_Network6312@reddit

like those swoopty ones?

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vaguestory@reddit

lmao swoopty

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Meowza_V2@reddit

There have only been two boob types that I have not found attractive.

Slightly flat chested but with two little nibs of fat hanging off to the side.
The ones that look like a sock with an eight ball in it.

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JustRuss79@reddit

Yeah... id rather no boob than fatty lump under nipple . I know that makes me horrible but I own it

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Gaybulge@reddit

In German, the second type is called "Naturschläuche" ("natural hoses")

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Meowza_V2@reddit

What a beautiful language.

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reddit_man_6969@reddit

PM me your swoopy boobs

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_Empty-R_@reddit

triangles, squares, colostomy bag titties, deformed madonna cups, dick tipped tits., the list is long, and the disappointment experiencing them sad..... yeah sometimes the bra can stay on. or I'm picky because one man's slop is another mans fetish.

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catinterpreter@reddit

There's also just the nipples flying solo. People conflate this real flatness with small tits. Small's fine. Lonely nipples are showstoppers.

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moshimoshi2345@reddit

I’ve seen troob (triple boob) somewhere on the internet

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NoodleSpecialist@reddit

Total recall

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anyadpicsajat@reddit

He forgot

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MintRobber@reddit

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Hi_Im_Rowdy@reddit (OP)

I think boobs are number 1, I think boobs are lots of fun.

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Yeseylon@reddit

Clearly you haven't tried cocks

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Necessary-Throat-842@reddit

OP hasn't tried cocks

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kailethre@reddit

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Cadlington@reddit

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kailethre@reddit

begone ye beast from my shitposting trail!

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ReynAetherwindt@reddit

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utkohoc@reddit

What if you

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urielrocks5676@reddit

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I_cut_my_own_jib@reddit

🔄

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Hi_Im_Rowdy@reddit (OP)

I don't have the time to post a cock rhyme.

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inthebushes321@reddit

Hickory dickory dock

Anom loves sucking cock

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Dr_Axton@reddit

Hickory hey

Anon sucks cocks, he’s gay

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utkohoc@reddit

In the hay

He went to play

Cocks in hand

Didn't feel bland

Hickory dickery dock

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InstitutionalizedOwl@reddit

Cock a doodle doo, My dame will dance with you, While master fiddles his fiddling stick, And knows not what to do.

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234RK@reddit

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utkohoc@reddit

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YogurtclosetDry6927@reddit

The coins because there’s metal inside the coins you can sell

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Capt_Foxch@reddit

The coins are worth more because metal has inherent value over paper

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CreepHost@reddit

my favourite greentext I still quote to this day

god bless the schizos

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catinterpreter@reddit

I'd rather you didn't throw the schizophrenia term around so carelessly. It represents a world of suffering. It's become a popular thing to do of late but it's not cool at all.

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FilthyFemcel@reddit

Schizo moment

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catinterpreter@reddit

Comments like yours won't age well.

Here, let me help by archiving it and your profile with it.

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FilthyFemcel@reddit

Oh noooo

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catinterpreter@reddit

There's no such thing as anonymity. Everything leaves a trail.

I hope you're happy to own your words in the flesh. Now and decades into the future. What you say on social media will become increasingly attached to your real-world identity.

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FilthyFemcel@reddit

Dear god nooooooo

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catinterpreter@reddit

You can't seem to grasp what I'm telling you. One day it'll feel a lot more serious. Enjoy.

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FilthyFemcel@reddit

I’m super cereal

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For_The_Emperor923@reddit

You're on greentext. On reddit.

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catinterpreter@reddit

I'm still going to try.

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Kay_Ruth@reddit

A sand castle against a rising tide. Maybe, eventually, though with a little axe, you will fell the largest timbered oak. But in this crowd I'd doubt it.

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Darcress@reddit

The languastic lashing was beautiful.

Well said friend

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Cataclysma324@reddit

I'll back you up for what it's worth (not that it'll do anything here).

I'll say though, diagnostic terms for mental illness are pretty much the journalist's exemplar of what the "euphemism treadmill" is so...prepare for schizophrenic and its derivatives to basically be a slur along with the R word, and then the others like autism etc.

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utkohoc@reddit

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Arstanishe@reddit

I mean, as long they exist and have a great shape , who cares. How the nipples look and feel hard is way more interesting, let alone other body parts

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theredhound19@reddit

https://i.redd.it/mp1ozud7nlwe1.gif

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TomatoSpecialist6879@reddit

Damn this be my new favorite pepe, even more than the Florida Pit Viper Pepe I came across years ago

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theredhound19@reddit

I calls him Inner Peace Pepe

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Unidentified_Body@reddit

Do you have it? I wanna see.

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TomatoSpecialist6879@reddit

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barryhakker@reddit

Other body parts like their sweaty throbbing cocks?

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vaguestory@reddit

you never invite a futa nigga but a futa nigga always show up

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Arstanishe@reddit

I was thinking more of pussies and legs, but it's okay if you like them

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FearLeadsToAnger@reddit

You can lie to yourself, but you can't lie to us.

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Smelldicks@reddit

It’s really big brain stuff to realize the nipples are way more important

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DerSchweinebrecher@reddit

The coins also hold more value, the metal has higher material worth than the paper of the bills.

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Matt_2504@reddit

But the bills are more convenient to carry around and therefore more desirable to own.

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liggamadig@reddit

Also, you can knock someone out with a bag of coins.

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GamingFlorisNL@reddit

but coins are heavier than ~feathers~ bills

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Don_Vergas_Mamon@reddit

All titties are born equal, except those weird pointy torpedo ones, those are weird asf.

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Norseair@reddit

They hated him because he spoke the truth.

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Norseair@reddit

But I can’t beat you up with a sock full of bills.

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magnuman307@reddit

If the coins, paper is worthless.

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Thooth124@reddit

Sun tzu once said.

"Big tits with no ass fills your hands. But big ass with no tits fills your heart."

Become gay today.

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Reptilesblade@reddit

This is a really good one.

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soiboi64@reddit

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TheMad_N1nja@reddit

“However, some gentlemen do prefer chesticles”

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SpikeC51@reddit

Girls with small chests are like deserts. There’s not much there, but it’s still hot as hell.

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ducktape8856@reddit

Oh.... thought "both are really dry" or "getting them wet takes ages"...

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TheDudeofDC@reddit

No, they both have a lot of sand. Are you dumb?

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stunafish@reddit

I don't like sand. It's course, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere

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TheDudeofDC@reddit

I must be blind because I got you and hot women confused. Going to have to get my eyes checked.

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Kiwi_Doodle@reddit

I misread it as desserts at first; I figured "not much there, but still just as good as the meal itself in a different way."

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Mr_BigYellowSun@reddit

🚨 dork alert 🚨

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Kind_Preference9135@reddit

I don't fucking get it, lmao

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botphi@reddit

Reddit is giving me a sign.

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catinterpreter@reddit

Weird-arse system font and a monstrosity that must be the official app.

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Zesty-Lem0n@reddit

But when anime does this the girl is 29 and the guy is 16

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JustRuss79@reddit

Second one would be a great gal pal. If it was my wife or girlfriend I think it wouldn't break me out of a depression. A gal pal though, just naughty enough to shake a mood.

Or it could be his mom.... oof

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Godl3ssMonster@reddit

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Rgeneb1@reddit

Guess I just found a new sub to keep me entertained in these days of darkness.

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Hi_Im_Rowdy@reddit (OP)

You know what you must do. Go and acquire coins.

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catinterpreter@reddit

It's lacking a description of the rest of the economy.

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Umtks892@reddit

Coins have more value.

They have the same monetary value as the bills.but you can put the coins in a bag and beat someone with them which you cannot do with the bills. Easy next question please.

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whyamionthissite@reddit

I feel like I can hear Bender from Futurama saying this.

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SuperSocialMan@reddit

Boobs👍

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bigbadbillyd@reddit

If they aren't big enough to cause back problems then I'm not interested.

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SuperSocialMan@reddit

real.

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Budget_Celebration89@reddit

A real man of culture

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the615Butcher@reddit

Do you like it? It’s very generous.

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Hi_Im_Rowdy@reddit (OP)

I am here for support

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D3ppress0@reddit

The coins because its metal and has a value other than its face value

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yehiko@reddit

That's why ass matters more

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dumname2_1@reddit

Confuscious said:

"Big tits with no ass, will fill your hands. But big ass with no tits, will fill your heart"

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Favreds@reddit

Bewbs!

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jaxbchchrisjr@reddit

Either which way, the best curve on a woman is her smile

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Elonmustnot@reddit

But a 100 dollars of coins is heavier than paper

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Theghost129@reddit

What about counterfeit fake boobs?

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EquivalentSnap@reddit

Value as in terms of what?

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foxferreira64@reddit

Fake: This comparison makes no sense. I'm a larger breasts lover, and just because I prefer larger, doesn't mean they have more or less value than smaller. It's just a preference. Coins and bills are not preference, one is objectively more valuable than the other.

Gay: Anon prefers men with small breasts

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