Anon summarizes history

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garbage-at-life@reddit

European history: Baron von Dinklegreut lays siege to the city of Lergen, gives up after 24 years of nothing happening

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bartholomewjohnson@reddit (OP)

Casualties: 7 including horses

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tomy_11@reddit

Ikr no one would be named something like that

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Reading_username@reddit

Chinese history be like:

Qin Shi Huang takes throne and unifies kingdom once again

undertakes massive construction project

28 million people die during reign

dies, and new uprising begins, killing 10 million people

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-r0b@reddit

You forgot: 38,000 civilians devoured

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Dark074@reddit

dude thats not even a joke, thats like pretty much what happened

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Reading_username@reddit

I know I consulted the wikipedia page

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Varixx95__@reddit

The Ming piang little disagreement:

500 million casualties

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Chinese history be like: General An Lushan rebels from the emperor. He drives a city. Most of the attackers are dead. Most of the defenders eat the civilians and those who can't fight. Hundreds of thousands die. Siege was successful.

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Sirchauncywetherby@reddit

City must get terrible gas mileage

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encrustingXacro@reddit

The Polynesian history one is so real

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zombieruler7700@reddit

can u explain that one its the only one i didnt get

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encrustingXacro@reddit

Polynesians originate from Samoa. They sailed eastwards and settled the Polynesian Islands. WWII saw the Japanese and Americans fight over their islands.

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WintersbaneGDX@reddit

So people are just out here homebrewing greentexts then?

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OldManMoment@reddit

Chinese history:

Lao Qin Xe takes power

fifty billion perish

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