Blue raspberry sour pickle. Tastes like how hobby lobby smells.

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It's like wtf... How can you fuck up a pickle so bad? We were on a road trip and bought few of these to try (just the regular flavors). Tried one. Wow... Cold salty dick with a plasticky aftertaste. Some hours later tried another flavor... Pickled turd with chilly flakes. Mkay... A week later found another one that rolled under the bed (we were traveling in sla sckoolie). Ait no way it can be THAT bad right? A toe soaked in diarrhea... Wtf who buys this shit?

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Then-Corner7568@reddit

you sure have tasted some strange things mister
but you are on the level for warning us

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gobkin@reddit

They ain't gonna taste themselves

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unclefisty@reddit

Wtf who buys this shit?

I work at a prison and these are a semi popular commissary item. I absolutely hate them because the pouches leak easily if put under pressure and when they leak it's a massive fucking mess.

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gobkin@reddit

Are they being eaten by inmates or used as a sex toy?

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MarsScully@reddit

I can’t imagine pickles stored in plastic can be any good considering the acidity of the liquid, blue raspberry aside

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Mondai_May@reddit

yeah the packaging it comes in is really grossing me out

maybe it's ok, but it just seems like it should not be that way lol.

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Mental-Nothings@reddit

I eat them when I have a really bad period lol they arnt the worst tbh. It’s nice when you want a pickle but don’t want them often enough to justify opening a jar

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TJN1047@reddit

the warheads one or a regular one

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AngelineLove@reddit

I actually tried the normal warhead pickle, it was actually really good, it wasn’t more sour than a normal pickle, just slightly saltier

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Mental-Nothings@reddit

I am not brave enough to eat a warhead pickle. I wish I was but my IBS would kill me

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davfffffffff@reddit

My missus would like to know more about the warhead pickle/period thing. I’m pretty curious too.

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Mental-Nothings@reddit

I just edited but I do not eat the warhead ones, just regular pickled. They’re pretty fresh tbh and are a nice on the go pickle

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davfffffffff@reddit

Thanks for clarifying, I’m not going to lie and say we’re not a little disappointed though

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Mental-Nothings@reddit

Haha I’ll be honest, I’m Canadian and I dont think we have the warhead ones here, so even if I wanted to I couldn’t try it 😭

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UntestedMethod@reddit

I'm Canadian too and didn't even realize we have single-packed pickles here.

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kerelberel@reddit

Isn't buying a jar of pickles easier and cheaper than buying this nonsense?

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Mental-Nothings@reddit

Because I don’t eat them often enough to justify have a whole jar in my fridge 🫠 I can just grab these and throw in the fridge when I want to eat it.

Also; individual pickles make pickles accessible to people who cannot open jars, so if someone has a disability or just isn’t strong enough they can still enjoy them.

When you see something like this, pre cut fruit, snuggies, etc. and wonder why it was created it’s most likely for people with disabilities. By marketing for everyone instead of a disability it makes it more accessible and cheaper for those who truly need it!

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PlacentaMunch@reddit

This is meant for on the go

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MathematicXBL@reddit

As a formulator in the pharmaceutical industry, we have to under go so many packaging configurations, extractable/leachable & elemental impurity studies it blows my mind the food and beverage industry doesn't have to follow suit. Glass is obviously the best case packaging, but the really acidic or harsh solutions in plastic bottles with 2 year shelf life in a warehouse that gets to 40C isn't ideal.

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Glum_Sorbet5284@reddit

They taste completely fine (the normal ones, not this absolute smurf colored monstrosity)

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creatyvechaos@reddit

Depends on what brand it is tbh. When I'm really craving a pickle but don't want a jar, I'll swing by and grab a single serving pickle from the store. They're always in plastic, and I'm ngl, some of them taste better than the jar pickles.

I wouldn't eat anything this toxicly blue, though...

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Ok_Butterfly_5966@reddit

You get no snap. It's like biting through styrofoam. I had the unfortunate displeasure

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QueezyF@reddit

Has a really gross rubbery consistency.

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Rustly_Spoons@reddit

They can't be as bad a mcdonalds pickles. That is quite literally impossible

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McGlockenshire@reddit

You only encounter a few McDonalds pickles at once. This is an entire fuckin cucumber that they've put in their vile solution and then put into a plastic bag.

I've encountered bagged pickles three times, all three times this brand, and all three times unpalatable.

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MR_ScarletSea@reddit

You a brave warrior for even looking at it and saying “ I’m going to try it”

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Revolution-Hemroid69@reddit

Humanity is doomed

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Nosaja_adjacenT@reddit

You could easily get an MRI after eating this, wouldn't even need a contrast... Oh and your description unlocked a memory I never knew I had, it was horrifying. Thank you.

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FaronTheHero@reddit

Dead ass had to break our a bottle of P&J Autumn Wreath essential oil to remember what Hobby Lobby smells like and OP I can 100 percent picture how this tastes now.

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Appropriate_Jump_579@reddit

It smells like a hobby lobby and you still ate it?!

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roberts_1409@reddit

Why is American food like this

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passionfruit0@reddit

Wtf possessed someone to create this monstrosity

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creatyvechaos@reddit

Capitalism

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TequieroVerde@reddit

Like Frankenstein's monster

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raspberryharbour@reddit

People forget Frankenstein was actually the pickle's name

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TequieroVerde@reddit

I'm glad you cleared up that common misconception.

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edward-has-many-eggs@reddit

Its not a good idea but I can see the thought process behind it.

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Mountain_Dimension_1@reddit

As someone who worked at hoblob for 12 miserable years, I am unfortunately extremely familiar with that smell. Your post title made me gag-laugh lol

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SnippyNoodle@reddit

I was there for all of 3 months before I quit.

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Mountain_Dimension_1@reddit

Comrade, you are much smarter than I am. That place is hell on earth. 🫠

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SuperMomn@reddit

For some reason I want to try it lol

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D-cr_pt@reddit

people actually buy these????

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ThePennedKitten@reddit

The pickle people.

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RimTheIdiot@reddit

I absolutely adore pickles with my whole heart, but I, as well as the other pickle enthusiasts, would not be caught dead eating one of those no matter how desperate we are. The plastic packaged pickle spits in the face of everything the pickle stands for, an affront to true pickle beauty akin to that of humanities greatest sins, if not worse. That being said I kinda prefer pickled okra

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redditsuckspokey1@reddit

r/picklepeople

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katapiliar@reddit

as a dill pickle addict, you wouldn’t find me DEAD eating one of those sugary demonic waste of cucumbers

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creatyvechaos@reddit

Are we sure it isn't a cucumber shapped firm jello because holy fucking shit that looks toxic 😭

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PermanentTrainDamage@reddit

I tried a cherry flavored one, it was indeed a disgusting abomination of a cucumber. Leave fruit flavors to candy and fruit, not vegetables.

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creatyvechaos@reddit

The fact that there is also a cherry one somehow makes this worse. Was it blood red like I'm imagining? Like someone cut an artery and decided to jellify it?

Mmm yummy blood pickle

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PermanentTrainDamage@reddit

Yup, brain-rotting red. I took three bites before I wanted to throw up.

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xxHikari@reddit

Culinarily speaking, it's a vegetable. Botanically speaking, it is indeed a fruit.

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Enmyriala@reddit

There are no botanical vegetables for those wondering

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MyNameIsSkittles@reddit

A cucumber specifically is a melon :)

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Crow_eggs@reddit

Spiritually speaking it's a crime against god.

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xxHikari@reddit

I cannot disagree with this sentiment.

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CaffeinatedGuy@reddit

I love pickles but loathe sweet pickles and had to look up the ingredients for this monstrosity. No sugar. Honestly, that leads to more questions than answers, and no, I still wouldn't eat a dyed blue pickle.

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sdrawkcabstiho@reddit

What if it was caffinated guy?

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PirateHistoryPodcast@reddit

Sure, I’d eat a caffeinated guy.

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iluvstephenhawking@reddit

Pickle is one of my favorite paleta(Mexican popsicle) flavors. I love pickles! Maaaaybe if someone gave it to me for free I'd try it. But I wouldn't buy this.

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Spammo27125@reddit

To be fair, if you could find anyone dead eating anything it'd be pretty noteworthy.

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7-SE7EN-7@reddit

I love both pickles and warheads, I'm not a fan of their fusion

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OptagetBrugernavn@reddit

Reason will prevail!

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MoMoney---MoProblems@reddit

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raspberryharbour@reddit

How many cucumbers have to die needless deaths just so these sick freaks can get their kicks?

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D-cr_pt@reddit

Is this like some sort of freemasonry esque coalition? Making it sound so ominous.

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Twig@reddit

The pickle people. At the pickle lodge.

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i_adler@reddit

I'm a pickle person but there's a limit

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Rev-Dr-Slimeass@reddit

they stock these in the american section of my grocery store on the international aisle. i don't know who is buying these. i don't think americans are, and that's why they ship them to new zealand.

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SightUnseen1337@reddit

That would explain everyone else's opinion of American food being made of marshmallow creme, barbecue sauce, and obscure candy I've never heard of.

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GoarSpewerofSecrets@reddit

Yeah I realized that a few years back. They don't get things like Jambalaya kits or Idaho mashed potatoes. BBQ sauce at least scans.

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MoirasPurpleOrb@reddit

My curiosity would get the best of me.

I don’t think they expect repeat buyers.

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Zephyr93@reddit

Kool-aid pickles are a thing, and yes, people do buy them, but I don't know about these.

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Old_Transition_630@reddit

I would

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jfk_47@reddit

The entire side of your body is now blue Da ba dee daba die, Da ba dee daba die, Da ba dee daba die, Da ba dee daba die, Da ba dee daba die, Da ba dee daba die, Da ba dee daba die,

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tokenblak@reddit

Somebody from Chicago had to pitch this. Kool-aid pickles were a souf side right of passage, along with peppermint pickles and jolly rancher pickles

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mirfifu@reddit

I literally just tried to eat the normal dill version of this brand pickle. It was hot garbage 🤬 lock them up and throw away the key

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BeGayDoThoughtcrime@reddit

radiation poisoning?

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langsamlourd@reddit

Contents

1 pickle

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No-Spare2071@reddit

I'm hungover AF rn. I think you're doing worse than me. Good luck.

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The1456@reddit

Only in America would we come up with something so terrible. What’s next? Ice cream and candy inside a hamburger?

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Either_Athlete_2680@reddit

why buy this bro

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AnonCuriosities@reddit

Eww I can taste that

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EfficientBum@reddit

"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."

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SaffronFarmChef@reddit

Van Holten clearly knows their way around the kitchen

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shredbmc@reddit

Lol

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ThePamchenko@reddit

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greenbastard1591@reddit

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beegtuna@reddit

WORT WORT WORT!

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warmygourds@reddit

Could butn’t should

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Pube_donor@reddit

You did it. You crazy son of a bitch, you did it.

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Theabsoluteworst1289@reddit

Why even make this.

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notengoapendice@reddit

Is that a real pickle?? I'm not american (yes, we have american candy in my country, and yes, we eat pickles) but this is kinda weird, do you eat this as a snack??

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Xeper-Institute@reddit

Only the one time.

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Familiar-Preference7@reddit

This looks like it would taste like vomit

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hazel-blur@reddit

I feel the being wrong started when they put individual pickles in tubes of plastic.

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Prof_LaGuerre@reddit

I like pickles. I like warheads. There’s nothing that would make me consider trying this.

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Carl_Schmitt@reddit

Show this to anyone who says the American Empire isn't collapsing.

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Guba_the_skunk@reddit

...why though?

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Gustav__Mahler@reddit

I've had the plain ones and they're not bad. Just a really sour pickle which I like.

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Moe_Squeen@reddit

That sounds absolutely vile

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xerocopi@reddit

I have a coworker that loves these, I tried one and nearly threw up. I love picks, sweet, spicy, dill, warheads, sour candy, blue raspberry.. I love all those things. This tasted like none of those and the scent was so pungently vineagary. I thought it was rancid but she assured me no, she eats them. I hear you find them at 5 Below. 🥲

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luvplantz@reddit

Why would anyone put something like that in their body 🤢🤢🤢

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theycallmeMrPotter@reddit

Pretty sure you get cancer just from opening the package.

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Electronic-Hope-1@reddit

You look at that and tell me there’s a God lol

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totesgonnasmashit@reddit

Was it sour at all? Kudos to you for trying something new! More ballsy than me

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ItisxChill@reddit

How does a hobby lobby smell? Sounds like a fetish lounge

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totesgonnasmashit@reddit

Thank you for asking this question. I had no idea either

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Gunslinger_247@reddit

Giant crafts and decor store

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SpeedBlitzX@reddit

Pretty sure Hobby lobby is just like Michaels

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FitCrew91@reddit

No. Different vibe. Michaels is more utilitarian. It smells like construction paper and metal.

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mini-rubber-duck@reddit

it’s as if michaels were run by someone’s old-plantation-money great great aunt who uses every kind of perfume because she thinks it smells wealthy but doesn’t actually have a very good sense of smell. and she also decorates with enough cheap glitter you can smell that too, along with the old candies slowly congealing in the cut glass bowl in the sitting room. but unfortunately none of it is quite enough to cover the odd distinctive smell coming from her taxidermied generations of pets.

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ItisxChill@reddit

Ooh I hope he knows I don't like feet

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FitCrew91@reddit

Like a vaguely sweet cinnamon smell mixed with the scent of fresh paper. Not “sweet cinnamon” like a Cinnabon though, not reminiscent of food. More so like the smell of holiday shopping if that makes sense.

Not gonna lie, the smell does make me feel relaxed. Really can’t stand all the Christian Nationalist undertones of the place and their diamond painting selection sux, but the smell when you walk in is homey.

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