What kind of people aggressively drive Jeep Grand Cherokee?
Posted by marsrover85@reddit | askcarguys | View on Reddit | 31 comments
I’ve seen that there is a general idea on certain drivers, for example the classic beat up Nissan Altima drivers. I live in NY and 80% of the time I witness someone driving like an absolute maniac it is a white jeep Cherokee. Who are these people? What am I missing here?
Other 20% being the bmw/merc “sport” suv crowd
ClaimZestyclose348@reddit
Broccoli-headed white teenagers who got their license and paid with their parent’s money
Cardboard_Problems@reddit
This is a real thing and honestly it’s women driving them. Super aggressive. Whenever I see a Grand Cherokee screaming up behind me on the highway I get out of the way and look over and it’s a chick smoking a butt with either bleach blonde hair or jet black hair. Every. Time.
aj801@reddit
Why are Jeep drivers always shitty drivers?!?!? Same with 4Runners as well?!?🙄🙄🙄🙄
PollutionOld9327@reddit
If you bought the Trackhawk, you got a race SUV, with the 707 hp engine and tight suspension, so I'm thinking that off road 4 wheeling was not the thought when the purchase was made
thehomeyskater@reddit
My god 707 horsepower
PsychologicalMurl@reddit
Angry single mothers
CelestialBeing138@reddit
Angry single mothers who think that "defensive driving" means adding a few thousand pounds of metal to their insanity.
morpowababy@reddit
I've seen the angry mother in the giant 4runner absolutely flooring it everywhere.
cookie-ninja@reddit
You know what, they got a lot to be angry about. Honestly more than the 20 year olds driving decades old BMWs.
MongooseProXC@reddit
Oh, that's me for sure! I open up that 3.6 any chance I get!
AZHawkeye@reddit
These posts crack me up, I’ve seen an aggressive driver of almost every make and model. Yeah, there are those stereotypes, but they get busted for me every time I commute.
MutedSugar3983@reddit
I got one as a rental, I drive that POS like I stole it, and beat on it like it owed me money
TaylorSwiftScatPorn@reddit
I had one as a dealer loaner, and something about being behind the wheel of that thing made me want to be a sociopathic little pissant. Maybe it just makes you hate your life and take it out on other people, idk.
marsrover85@reddit (OP)
This testimony needs to be used in the case to ban these trash cans
TaylorSwiftScatPorn@reddit
I put it in sport mode and drove 70mph on city streets during a snowstorm just to be a fuck
TraderG43@reddit
Username checks out
irritated_illiop@reddit
What a terrible day to have eyes...
swaite@reddit
Had one as a rental and this statement speaks to me.
I’m usually a cool driver. People being idiots in their death missiles obviously bothers me, but I’m the type of driver who uses my horn correctly—that is, to alert other drivers that they are in danger, not that I’m upset with them.
For some reason that little POS brought out the road rage in me like it had been waiting for me to hop in turn the key since it was first birthed onto an engineering sheet.
I think that’s it’s genuinely such an inadequate vehicle, and you can just sense that, and you start to feel like everybody else knows you’re driving a POS, so you must be a POS too.
I dunno… I like a lot of Dodge/Ram/Jeep products, but this one can burn in hell.
eoan_an@reddit
They're stressed out. The thing just came out of the shop and you don't know when it's gonna break down. Use it quickly!
Sunny1-5@reddit
My college buddy Andrew. We have his two wheel drive Grand Cherokee pure hell. But, we made up entirely new lyrics to the Kenny Chesney song “That’s Why I’m Here” one night. So, drove the dog shit out of the Cherokee, but re-wrote a country hit. It felt right.
Swamp_Hawk420@reddit
Vice Principal Marlene
Illustrious_Cycle_79@reddit
Jeep drivers are slowly surpassing Ram drivers on the douchewaffle scale, not sure what’s changed in the last few years
04limited@reddit
Section 8 Mercedes GLE. Range Rover for broke people.
TraderG43@reddit
The fact that you think Range Rover = money is funny. Maybe if it’s new, most of the used ones are equivalent of a Maserati driver. Someone hoping they look richer than they really are. A GLE is a joke also. Real money drives Land Cruiser, 4Runner, Lexus G.
whatsapprocky@reddit
Shitheads, usually. There was one that rolled through the stop sign near my house as I was approaching. We both saw each other, but he wasn’t stopping. And what really annoys me is that he was slowing down as if he was trying to do me some courtesy. Why slow down when you’ve already violated the sign? That’s why I slowed down.
cancerisreallybad@reddit
One time I witnessed a police chase involving a base model one of those on a busy Saturday afternoon on the highway. Silly.
Electrical-Money6548@reddit
Grand Cherokees aren't really popular where I live now.
I'm from Long Island originally, they were pretty much exclusively driven by upper middle class Jewish-American and Italian-American girls with Daddy's Princess mentalities.
Those that have the life plans of going off to college, come back and try to get married to someone who'll fund their lifestyle of Louis Vuitton bags, shitty spray tans and credit card debt.
marsrover85@reddit (OP)
This makes a lot of sense now, just c300 girls in a different font
cancatswhistle@reddit
Aquarius men.
😂😂😂😂
benjeepers@reddit
title says grand Cherokee, within post you say Cherokee.
Two different vehicles.
But most likely some angry single mother anyway lol
RoughPay1044@reddit
People that wanted an SRT but couldn't afford it so they drive the base model as hard as they can