Throwback to ruined christmas

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SnackingWithTheDevil@reddit

Yeah, it doesn't look great, but I think it's really just a matter of presentation. The traditional way is to prop up the sausage vertically so that it's pointing straight up, garnishing the base with two walnuts and a nest of vermicelli. Drizzle the whole dish with mayonnaise then serve.

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ElectricFeel1234@reddit

Top right corner r/mildlypenis

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Mike_Oxsmall_420@reddit

Nothing like a dickmass casserole to get you in the festive spirit

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link183@reddit

what's wrong honey, you haven't touched your scrote stew

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bootyloaf@reddit

😭😭😭💀💀💀

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fogroti@reddit

I love the ballidays

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RenzuZG@reddit

The bells aren't just the ones jingling that night.

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DownVoteMeGently@reddit

It's all about that Jingle Bell Cock

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Tp_for_my_cornholio@reddit

I’m dreaming of a white jizz fest.

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SuperChickenLips@reddit

Looks like they got shafted.

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SystematicPumps@reddit

We take the foreskin off first here but no judgements

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passionfruit0@reddit

Ok so I it’s nit just me? Or do we all just have dirty minds?! 🤣

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felt_like_signing_up@reddit

/r/mildlypenis

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Difficult-Safety-480@reddit

is that an uncircumcized cock

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ZAJPER@reddit (OP)

Hello American friend.

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WolfyTn615@reddit

Be careful most Redditors loooove their foreskins lmao dick cheese ftw here Thanks mom and dad for agreeing to the ‘sleek’ design 🙏 every girl I’ve ever been with have been physically and audibly disgusted at even the mention of an uncircumcised penis.. I would have been one poon-less American guy

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meowiful@reddit

I went 37 years before sleeping with a circumcised guy. Circumcised is fine, but I do have a slight preference for foreskin 'cause it's what I'm used to. What I'm saying is, I'm not the only woman out there who feels that way. You would have been just fine either way.

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WolfyTn615@reddit

It’s 100% okay.. I’m just trying to make a point about people from different cultures don’t find one or the other attractive.. your whole life, the norm has been uncircumcised.. women/ladies/girls have been accustomed to circumcised penises in my culture.. your type of penises are natural in your world and 100% natural and okay.. I’m just sick of the hate on us who love their cut dicks.. and if I’m being honest I’m so sick of talking about any kinda dicks rn 🤦‍♂️ so much so that I regret trolling this post lol

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meowiful@reddit

Lmao I'm so sorry, my guy. I'm sorry it's even a topic to talk about. Honestly, it doesn't matter one way or the other and it has turned into an exhausting topic to discuss. At any rate, your penis is lovely and so is your uncircumcised neighbor's. I'm just trying to spread love for all penises. You have every right to like your circumcised look. Especially when you didn't get a choice in the matter.

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WolfyTn615@reddit

![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6) I love you.. a good end to a dumb argument 🤣 much -straight- penis love hahaha

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meowiful@reddit

Hey man, I love the crooked ones, too! 😂

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Mack2Daddy@reddit

I prefer my women without a clit, but anything works really. As long as they don't have labia 🤮🤮

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Finninda@reddit

Sounds like you just want butthole. Nothing wrong with it, but if you aren't into vaginas, just sick to femboys or men.

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daddy_is_sorry@reddit

I’m uncircumcised and it’s never really affected things with girls lol. By the time the pants are off they aren’t thinking about that at all. Don’t make it a sore point and it won’t even be an issue

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chickwithabrick@reddit

All that matters is that you keep it extra clean and hygienic. If not, I guarantee you her closest friends are gonna hear about it. I've heard some horror stories from some of my friends on the apps 🤢

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Finninda@reddit

Circumcised or not, wash it! You can give a girl a bacterial infection if you don't.

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PiersPlays@reddit

It's totally a hygiene thing. You either keep it clean or you don't. The fact that a circumcised penis can be slightly less disgusting if you don't keep it clean is not really relevant.

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fonety@reddit

What a fuckin weird thing to write out of nowhere.

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WolfyTn615@reddit

Thanks ![gif](giphy|eLpVN9rA3YB25xpIq9|downsized)

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Finninda@reddit

Love the selfie!

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Zoguinha@reddit

I know it's shitty food porn but bro didn't need to bring dick cheese into the conversation...

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Rotimer@reddit

Why are you talking about other people's cocks with every girl you sleep with?

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WolfyTn615@reddit

You’ve never watched porn or saw something dirty/funny with a female.. interesting

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ThePennedKitten@reddit

I have never talked badly about uncircumcised penises to make a guy feel better about his penis. Weird behavior on both your parts.

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WolfyTn615@reddit

It’s not to ‘make me feel better’ about my penis wtf lmao!! I’m not ashamed or insecure at all 🤨 I’m proud to be clean cut

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Quirky_Property_1713@reddit

I mean, that is NOT what my friends and I say behind closed doors let me tell you lol. Circumcised is….not it It’s not nice to say it to dudes faces of course, no point in that. No one can change their dick!

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WolfyTn615@reddit

lol dick head skin is fucking weird.. natural? Yes.. but no one from my culture thinks it’s hot and wants to put it in their mouth.. idc what you think about the women I’ve talked to about it lol but in my world, dick cheese is fucking unacceptable lol just like my circumcised penis in your world

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Finninda@reddit

The first time I saw a circumcised penis, I thought it looked raw.

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emigg20@reddit

Just FYI you have the power to wash your dick.

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Quirky_Property_1713@reddit

Well I’m an American woman, I only know about the opinions of other American women I’ve talked to 🤷‍♀️ I don’t know your culture!

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WolfyTn615@reddit

U must be old af cuz my wife is sitting over here dying from laughter.. were millennials btw

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CurveSpecific917@reddit

Dude. I’m from your culture and your age. I put them in my mouth just fine. They taste like any other dick. It’s just more skin. Skin tastes like skin. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Murloc_Wholmes@reddit

You share your sad arguments on reddit about foreskin with your wife? Dude. I feel bad for you if that's the best lie you could come up with.

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WolfyTn615@reddit

I’m not gonna say anything bad back to you because i absolutely love Australia and your people.. Steve Irwin was a wonder to this earth, Keith Urban has an amazing voice, Parkway Drive is one of my favorite metal bands, Crocodile Dundee is one of my favorite movies, and your mammals are some of my favorites.. I’m sorry I offended you for real and I’ll stfu rn.. Fuck the Brits

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PiersPlays@reddit

Nah it was a temporary trend that's dying out. The younger the Americans the less likely they are to mutilate their children's genitals.

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Quirky_Property_1713@reddit

Nope, millennial here! lol

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Boomboomciao90@reddit

Women get cheese too y'know, guess you probably agree to circumcising them as well.

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Tiny-Argument-3984@reddit

You realise dudes with a foreskin can just clean their dick right?

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NinjaWalker@reddit

Actually, lots of people prefer to put dicks that aren't mutilated and literally scarred in their mouths.

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Miss_Buchor@reddit

No one from your culture thinks it's hot? If your culture is American, you're dead wrong lol American views on circumcision have shifted quite a bit in the last 30 years. Just from a quick search, only 30% of those under 30 support routine circumcision compared to 63% of those over 65. So it's actually an older generation thing that's slowly dying out, thankfully.

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duckliin@reddit

coping for your mutilated pipi?

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Snacktimed@reddit

Some people really don’t have the mental acuity to clean their dick eh?

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Herethoragoodtime@reddit

It's funny that you think having a foreskin means dick cheese. Like, you wash your dick... Right?

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Little-Baker76@reddit

>in my world, dick cheese is fucking unacceptable Then wash your fucking dick dude, jeez

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emigg20@reddit

Weirdo behavior

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meow_xe_pong@reddit

Weird flex but ok?

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WolfyTn615@reddit

It’s not a flex lmao you fuckers are so hellbent on defending ur dickhoods

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Rumour972@reddit

You say female, you have never had sex with a woman

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Smickey67@reddit

They like to go by “woman”.

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WolfyTn615@reddit

Look at you presuming what certain genders ‘like to go by’ here in 2025 lmao good job

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HangryIntrovert@reddit

Female is an adjective, friend

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frisbm3@reddit

From a grammatical standpoint, you are incorrect. Female can be used as a noun.

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WolfyTn615@reddit

Omg goodnight lol

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Jeramy_Jones@reddit

>>a female Oh I get it. He’s an INCEL too.

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tommyredbeard@reddit

Wait do you not do that?!

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nick4fake@reddit

Yeah, like what’s the fun?

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Herethoragoodtime@reddit

Lol that was a real "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast" moment.

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day_xxxx@reddit

huh??? y'all eat pieces of shit? what's the basis we ain't goin' nowhere but got suits and cases

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Ouch-Not-In-There@reddit

You know you can clean your dick... right?.. right!? Dick cheese is only a thing if you're some kind of sick dirtbag who's never heard of a shower. Hilarious that Americans don't seem to understand that 😂 y'all must be dirty af

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mckant@reddit

Absolutely insane comment. I now believe that circumcision also causes brain damage.

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WolfyTn615@reddit

I now believe that uncircumcised people are brain damaged as well lol at the end of the day idc that ur dick looks weird lol natural or not a lot of people think it’s gross in my culture.. defend your anteater all day.. there are women out there who would make fun of either one of us depending on where they’re from

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armoredsedan@reddit

the only thing any woman would make fun of is your sheer stupidity. maybe stop and think before you try to speak for what women want in a penis?? because truly, you’re giving away that you spend A LOT of time thinking about other men’s dicks.

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mckant@reddit

Dude I don’t fucking care about your dick

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duckliin@reddit

i get the feeling your a closet homosexual. you keep referencing other guys penises. who does that. its you that finds uncircumcised penises ugly . why would a penis have to be atteacrive and cute to a straight man with a wife n 4 kids?.

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hlarsenart@reddit

Tf, plenty of women don't care about this

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Chilidogdingdong@reddit

I've never even heard this come up in a conversation tbh. I'm thinking dudes actually uncircumcised and just very ashamed about it because the first girl who saw his penis made fun of it.

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hlarsenart@reddit

I think a lot of people were told an uncut dick is unclean, or assume the man doesn't know how to properly clean it. I'm a woman but it doesn't look too difficult to pull the skin back when cleaning 🤷‍♀️

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PiersPlays@reddit

I'm also convinced most Americans mistakenly think all uncircumcised penisis have phimosis. Erect penisis all kinda look the same whether they're healthy or mutilated.

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Hugglesnork@reddit

And the unending belief that people with uncircumcised penises wash them less frequently or it's much more complicated to clean somehow is weird. It takes days of not washing your dick to get much smegma. Who isn't doing at least a quick sinkwash beforehand? It's courtesy.

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Mack2Daddy@reddit

Days? Maybe if you store yoghurt in there. Try weeks.

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WolfyTn615@reddit

And plenty of them do lol

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hlarsenart@reddit

Imo you'd have to be a pretty shitty human to put someone down for something completely natural and normal. Same as a man shaming a woman for having fuller labia.

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WolfyTn615@reddit

Labia isn’t determined by your parents decision and cannot be helped.. depending on where you live, circumcision is completely the norm and widely socially acceptable

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PiersPlays@reddit

It absolutely is. There's a huge number of women out there who are circumcised. But no cereal salesman lunatic has popularised doing so in the US so Americans think one type of genital mutilation is barbaric and should be illegal and are weirdly proud of the other.

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elle_m_c@reddit

Ohhh so it’s widely socially acceptable, that must mean it is fine right? Nevermind that it’s literally mutilating a baby, it’s tradition you guys so that makes it ok!! Lmao Jesus use some critical thinking skills. Oh maybe you can’t because your parents passed that on to you too!

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hlarsenart@reddit

It's a bit archaic and should be left up to the penis owner to decide

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hlarsenart@reddit

That being said you had no choice and there's not much you can do about that now, I just don't think you should throw shade on another man's natural genitalia 🤷‍♀️

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WeirdSpeaker795@reddit

Don’t worry some of us females truly don’t like uncirc peens you aren’t wrong.

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WolfyTn615@reddit

The British are taking over lol my wife is grossed out with em and she knows all her friends are as well and always has been since she was a teen.. but I’m a virgin with zero sex experience 😒 Copism is a hell of thing lol

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WeirdSpeaker795@reddit

I’m not even that grossed out by them because of course you can shower, but I tried it once and it was like condom sex 🤢

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lilidragonfly@reddit

How does that work? The foreskin doesn't cover anything when it's erect does it?

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PiersPlays@reddit

Because their skin was covering the head of their penis?

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WolfyTn615@reddit

Be wary of British downvotes lol and don’t feel alienated because a different culture finds another culture weird for their practices

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WeirdSpeaker795@reddit

This had few upvotes before it got downvoted too don’t worry🤣 it’s terribly offensive to comment on anyone’s genitalia, I get it. But I had to give commentary after somebody said “NO women care” lol.

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elle_m_c@reddit

They said a lot of women don’t care. Learn how to read

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WolfyTn615@reddit

Like a told someone else in the comments.. Reddit is a bubble lol honest opinions are frowned upon when the Brits come arrive.. I feel like Paul Revere sometimes lol ![gif](giphy|lzdOJ8xberUa9jnXrJ|downsized)

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WeirdSpeaker795@reddit

I started dying dude 🤣

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WolfyTn615@reddit

Lmao nice

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Miss_Buchor@reddit

Weird of you to assume only British people are down voting you. There's a lot of Americans that think genital mutilation on a baby is wrong and unnecessary as well.

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PiersPlays@reddit

You think it's primarily British people voting on your comment at 1am gmt on a weekday?

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Chilidogdingdong@reddit

Ahh yes, let's celebrate mutilating baby Penises! Rejoice!

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elle_m_c@reddit

Yep totes! I mean according to this idiot wolf neckbeard dude, it’s like totally socially acceptable guys!! It’s tradition so it’s good because we all know there has never in the history of the world been a harmful tradition!!!

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PiersPlays@reddit

He doesn't even *know* female circumcision is a thing. Most people who are pro male circumcision have the decency to have a double standard about it but he's just full on ignorant.

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elle_m_c@reddit

Yep exactly, just straight up ignorant. It’s actually scary how dangerous ignorance really can be.

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hotcoldcocoa@reddit

it's not healthy to suppress your foreskin envy, I know nothing can bring it back, but it's time to deal with it and this is not the way

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tomatohmygod@reddit

what a way to publicly announce you don’t wash your dick

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KarmicEqualibrium@reddit

Every girl you've ever with total: 0

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woeful_cabbage@reddit

Shoutout to the Kellogg's guy I guess 🤷‍♂️

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WolfyTn615@reddit

Someone googled some stuff.. lol look at you now Mr Smartypants

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woeful_cabbage@reddit

It's a fascinating story, honestly. Some dude didn't want guys touching themselves and somehow it became a cultural norm

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Nuudoru@reddit

Very normal post. Call a family member or a friend and read it out loud to them.

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WolfyTn615@reddit

This post or my comment? Cuz I say worse around my family lol

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rapeymcslapnuts@reddit

Your cats aren’t a family.

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WolfyTn615@reddit

wtf are you talking about? Cats? Lmao

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Simple-Offer-9574@reddit

Just another cock and bull story.

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Doomblaze@reddit

Weird way of saying you’ve been with 0 girls but on point for Reddit

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WolfyTn615@reddit

lol I’ve offended the pickle pouches.. 🤣 happily married for 15 years and father of 4 but how original to call someone a virgin

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frothingnome@reddit

Thank you for adopting four entire kids. Possibly the most selfless things a person can do.

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DeadheadDatura@reddit

😂

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OweJayy@reddit

It's a shame they will probably be mutilated just as he has. Poor kids

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WolfyTn615@reddit

Lmfao!! Can’t be mad.. upvoted ya lol

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elle_m_c@reddit

And you just loooove to talk about your gross genitalia when no one cares. Good you must live a pitiful life.

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Banana_Stanley@reddit

When I had my son, I left the decision up to his father (who is uncircumcised) and he said we should have it done, without any hesitation. I've grappled with guilt over that decision since. He's still a child (12) but I sure hope it will turn out to be the right decision for him.

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elle_m_c@reddit

Yeah, you probably should have decided together. You took your child’s decision away. You can always remove but you can’t put it back.

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WolfyTn615@reddit

Reddit is a bubble on a lot of subjects.. this subject is no different lol idc about downvotes but I’ve had a lot of shit talked to me on here in the past about how horrible my actual awesome parents were for letting me get circumcised.. your husband apparently had issues with it whether it was psychological or physically painful (both?) for him.. Trust me lol your son will be fine.. as long as he stays off Reddit Love trolling these uncircumcised haters 🙃

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Banana_Stanley@reddit

Wolfy, they're here in this very thread already. Get em!

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WolfyTn615@reddit

lol I’ll let them just downvote me into oblivion 🤷‍♂️ it’s usually just the British people who think anything to do with America or American ways is bad.. I hate Brits just as much as they hate Americans

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Banana_Stanley@reddit

Thanks, that really does help me feel better

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WolfyTn615@reddit

No problem.. now prepare to get downvoted for finding peace with a circumcised guys honest opinion It’s more hygienic, comes with a lower risk of HIV/STDs, lower risk of UTIs, and just looks better.. That last one is an opinion and a very popular opinion depending on the culture of the people around you.. If a woman/guy only ever saw uncircumcised penises his/her whole life then yeah obviously they’ll find those more normal looking and vice versa.. don’t worry at all.. for real.. your son will be a normal dude with fewer possible issues than that of his uncircumcised brethren

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wheatley_cereal@reddit

Unfortunately there’s no good reason for circumcision

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wheatley_cereal@reddit

This guy’s pillow talk: “I know it was disappointing baby, but can you imagine how gross it would be if I were uncut?”

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WeirdMeatinSpace@reddit

Or just learn how do wash your self 😂

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gongalongas@reddit

Is this from Lilek’s Gallery of Regrettable Food?

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KudosOfTheFroond@reddit

*That* is exactly what I was gonna say. 😂

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That70s_Scrubs@reddit

Same lol

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Difficult-Safety-480@reddit

mf'er got the silencer on it, man.

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HotHits630@reddit

A snack, I presume.

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GemmyCluckster@reddit

That looks forskin tender.

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chud_rs@reddit

Wtf is that story

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StrawbraryLiberry@reddit

I simultaneously understand why she cried and don't understand why she didn't laugh and say "yeahhhh I tried but it looks like shit, doesn't it? It really does look like a penis." Sometimes things just go south in the kitchen.

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TheDabberwocky@reddit

Sory but crying about something that is clearly lighthearted banter is something a child would do. I'd say she ruined Christmas by crying and making everyone feel bad

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Chemical_Error2794@reddit

But what is it supposed to be

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ZAJPER@reddit (OP)

It's a christmas-spiced sausage stew made with bangers.

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TheDabberwocky@reddit

was it good at all?

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ItsAnimeDealWithIt@reddit

he said it was good

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TheDabberwocky@reddit

my bad i tldr'd the text

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baconwrappedpikachu@reddit

What is the wormy string looking things in the middle?

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masterswasser@reddit

Did you serve her the penis looking piece on the right?

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Scrivener83@reddit

You don't eat the penis, it's just a garnish.

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byeblackbird_@reddit

This hit too close to home

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Scrivener83@reddit

I'm impressed someone got this reference :-)

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byeblackbird_@reddit

Don’t be impressed, I was talking about my real life!

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Scrivener83@reddit

And here I thought someone else aside from me had seen the movie, "The Ref".

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hennsippin@reddit

Vaginal soup

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archimidesx@reddit

The word itself makes some men uncomfortable

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TheTipsyWizard@reddit

Uncircumcised penis enters the chat

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Pretend-Okra-4031@reddit

Is that a penis?

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glassfeets@reddit

Dude this is the funniest shit ive ever seen

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Breadstix009@reddit

Send this over to the mildlypenis sub

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stonecoldsuckit@reddit

This is majorlypenis territory

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Celladoore@reddit

/r/wildlypenis is the sub

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Miserable-Ad5401@reddit

r/definitelypenis

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techm00@reddit

the more you look at it, the worse it gets. stringy tendons, yum

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Oven-Mission@reddit

![gif](giphy|X4Jvo8gslR6A8) someone had to post it...

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Dr_N00B@reddit

https://giphy.com/gifs/thats-a-penis-paBgKBRYRDdPq

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Standard_Limit7862@reddit

Are those tapeworms?

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ComfortableBrush979@reddit

Bro wtf is that

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tmorrisgrey@reddit

😟😟😟

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realdonbrown@reddit

![gif](giphy|iUtYfeNQt0WyQBFztC|downsized)

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Individual-Level9308@reddit

Am I having a fucking stroke? What the fuck am I reading.

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NMazer@reddit

That a penis with a foreskin.

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lukke009@reddit

It’s uncircumcised

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thezaxattack12@reddit

Oh my god

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Liz40k@reddit

I think this is r/mildlypenis

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Primata1570000000@reddit

Still well packaged in phimosis, I liked it

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level100PPguy@reddit

Bruh mark this nsfw💀

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Pernicious_Possum@reddit

Why did you make a pot of dicks for Xmas? That’s for Easter

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EmbarrassedAd1748@reddit

Phimosis soup

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Gizmoseth@reddit

OP i don't know if it's being lost in translation but I want to speak on behalf on a lot of Americans here that we can't figure out anything of what your post is supposed to mean. The mom made this soup, knowing what was in it, but didn't know what was in it when you broke the news to her? Is it actually an animal penis? Does it only look like one? If it wasn't, why would she freak out? If it was, who is out there making soup with animal penis in it??? Please OP we need just a shred of context

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TooDamnFishy@reddit

“I lye flat to the fact” doesn’t mean to lie as in not tell the truth, it means to lie down as in on the ground. It means he accepts the fact, there are no penises in the stew. I understand and accept that.

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Gizmoseth@reddit

Ah, that makes sense. I wonder where that originates because I've never heard that series of words used to imply that meaning before

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Vession@reddit

why'd you single out Americans as not being able to comprehend this post lol. the caption is pretty clear. but that might be because I'm Australian...?

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Gizmoseth@reddit

It was more of a sarcastic remark toward OP who's sole answer at the time to any other comments asking about it was "Hello, American". He has since commented more to others providing more context

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Play-t0h@reddit

I too am confused by this story. This is not how to tell a story. 65% grade. Solid F. Though I can see potential for a premise. I think.

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Kritios_Boy@reddit

There’s nothing confusing about this, it was just stew meat that looked like penis and OP got in trouble for describing it as such. No actual penis was harmed in the making of this stew.

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ksihibe@reddit

i think the sausages just look like dicks, op made a joke, the mom took offense and cried, op had to apologize

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astorj@reddit

The North Pole

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elmos-secret-sock@reddit

Ah yes, the fabled spotted dick

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A_Feltz@reddit

Cock of what?

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Only-Poetry-2605@reddit

![gif](giphy|T8c3M3yWJcsKY)

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x_asperger@reddit

Nana, where's grandpa?

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PlumpyCat@reddit

1. If that's not a penis what is it 2. Wtf is a cockmeat stew 3. What is going on

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Central_HEATing_WoT@reddit

jurassoloch

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Strawberrymushroom4U@reddit

Why would she cry over that... that's frickin hilarious

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avnoui@reddit

Lovely garloid on the right.

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dumplingmuenster@reddit

What the fuck?

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NaturesCandy25@reddit

Honestly it looks awful. Even how the picture is taken, askew and in a rush. What is it actually??

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ZAJPER@reddit (OP)

Banger stew with Christmas spices

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Assiniboia_Frowns@reddit

That is a clandestine photo taken by the guilty hand of a man who’s about to roast his wife’s cousin’s mom’s handcrafted cock soup in the chat.

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chickwithabrick@reddit

Excellent use of clandestine here.

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Useful_Perception640@reddit

Is that a Boilt Penis

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Figgy_Puddin_Taine@reddit

A SUCCULENT BOILT PENIS??

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Miserable-Ad5401@reddit

Hand squozen this morning.

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saladmunch2@reddit

This is exactly why its Festivus for the rest of us!

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kirk_dozier@reddit

can anyone translate this into english

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Hellboundkat_13@reddit

Penis

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BuildingOne7379@reddit

Is that Dick n’ Taters?

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Recent_Wallaby3885@reddit

Foreskin me not I mean forgive me not

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Orchid_Significant@reddit

Why would anyone cry about this, let alone enough to ruin Christmas? Get a grip, OP’s wife’s cousin’s mom.

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HelloMikkii@reddit

“Cockmeat Christmas stew” That’s a new one for the bingo card.

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GethPie@reddit

This is the funniest shit ever 😂

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Karthy_Romano@reddit

FORESKIN SOUP

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Play-t0h@reddit

So you were being sarcastic and called the soup "cockmeat christmas stew" verbally to your wife and her cousin? Or was it in a group text the mother, who had cooked the stew, was also in? Is that how she found out? Otherwise, why tell the mom about your joke? I am so lost about this story.

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Particular_Owl_8568@reddit

She couldn’t even remove the foreskins?

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ehygon@reddit

That looks horrific I hope you’re posting from jail

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_DirtyYoungMan_@reddit

OP's cousin's mom needs to be in jail. She's the one who committed the crime, OP simply documented it as evidence.

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mexicandiaper@reddit

yeah its best to keep dicks out of the dinner. :(

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SpongegirlCS@reddit

Needs fromunda cheese to finish it off. 🤌

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luvprue1@reddit

What is that 😧?

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beam_me_uppp@reddit

Wait what actually is it???????

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Lanky_Minimum_8045@reddit

Bro feed them shit n dick im crying lmfao

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Critical_Elderberry7@reddit

r/mildlypenis

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molamola_03@reddit

what

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Worshaw_is_back@reddit

It looks penis-like and like it also has worms. None of which is appealing

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YoureSpecial@reddit

What actually is it?

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Floppycakes@reddit

A very unfortunately-shaped sausage.

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MagnusSki@reddit

I'm less worried about the cockmeat and more about the wormy looking thing.

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BlackRagedHerbert@reddit

Why did you eat cock for Christmas?

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Economy_Fox4079@reddit

What a dick

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Sprmodelcitizen@reddit

Was Jeffery dahmer a guest?

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regeya@reddit

When I said to go eat a bag of dicks, I didn't mean for you to dump the bag in a crock pot first

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toastwithghosts@reddit

Not being funny but you were totally right and anyone who says otherwise is an outright liar. You called her out and she cried?! Says it all. I hope no one is ‘missing’ in her town.

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Helpful-Will7965@reddit

Who brought the bucket of boiled foreskins to the function?

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MeLlamoViking@reddit

Merry Dickmas

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AClubOfLosers@reddit

This looks like something Jeffrey Dahmer would eat.

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yersiniax@reddit

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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DubiousDude28@reddit

Guys I just joined this sub What the fuck

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mikey644@reddit

This looks like one of those images that simulate Alzheimer’s. But with a cock staring at you

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Inspector_Tragic@reddit

That dick is just laying there all casually offending ppl around the table.

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DDD8712@reddit

![gif](giphy|K0Mmal97YNYkw)

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TopAverage1532@reddit

r/mildlypenis

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Excellent_Law6906@reddit

So... what was it *supposed* to be?

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QuadraKev_@reddit

mm christmas cockmeat

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Flat-Fudge-2758@reddit

New name for a holiday bj

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Curious_Strike_5379@reddit

At least we were spared the bellend!

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chandleya@reddit

What, and I cannot stress this enough, in the fuck was this supposed to be

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Sugar_Plum_Mouse@reddit

I didn’t know that penis was on the menu this year.

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TheHomesickAlien@reddit

“I lye flat to the fact” what?

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notabigmelvillecrowd@reddit

Honestly, what to the whole thing.

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aenteus@reddit

Possibly a bad translation of “submit”

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GeologistLarge2299@reddit

Oh the Menudo - classic dick joke or shall I say Coque Au Van ?

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notabigmelvillecrowd@reddit

Chicken in a van. Down by the river.

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WorkingBullfrog8224@reddit

It looks like liver and onions. Regardless I'd eat the shit outta it lmfao

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stayawayfrommeinfj@reddit

That’s what I was thinking too!

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hennsippin@reddit

For real. Make jokes while enjoying it. Could have been a more positive memory

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fromthe80smatey@reddit

Someone cocked up the main course

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exoxe@reddit

I'm still confused but that happens.

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ADHthaGreat@reddit

Where’d you get the cocks?

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RogueLeslie@reddit

Those cocks have worms

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Mr_Froggi@reddit

I was gonna say, the post confused me. I thought it was gonna be about parasites too

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stripmallbars@reddit

But? What is it really?

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bubbahotep24@reddit

Pecker stew??

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MegamindsMegaCock@reddit

![gif](giphy|ANbD1CCdA3iI8)

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The_Pacman007@reddit

Is that penis?

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lucioux@reddit

thanks, gonna add *cockmeat christmas stew* to my recipe book

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PlanningMyDeath@reddit

Is this was spotted dick is?

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karenskygreen@reddit

It does look like cockmeat stew, too right piece of meet looks like an uncircumcised cock.

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Weekly_Gap7022@reddit

Some people are kinda sensitive, that was hardly an insult 😂

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adieuaudie@reddit

I probably would have cried, too. (Not as hard) From embarrassment and shame that I "ruined" Christmas. Man, there is just too much pressure during the holidays. I have trouble enjoying the holidays because of it. I told my husband that we set the bar too damn high lol

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