A skeleton found in Bulgaria with some of the world’s oldest gold, at over 6000 years old.
Posted by Substratas@reddit | AskBalkans | View on Reddit | 17 comments
kerelberel@reddit
Is it a Romanian skeleton?
ElectricalPiglet1341@reddit
It did seem to take a lot of gold so maybe
Stealthfighter21@reddit
There were no Romanians back then
herakababy@reddit
How are you able to determine skin color from a skeleton?
Turbulent-Debate7661@reddit
Did they find him like 40 years ago?
Suitable-Decision-26@reddit
That is old news. Like 1970 old. But the gold dick.... Cap. Whatever. Is a nice touch.
GeorgeChl@reddit
My grandpa has told me about this.
He was a famous gold dicker, you see!
maxru85@reddit
“Old but gold”
rintzscar@reddit
It goes viral every month.
BardhyliX@reddit
That's just how reddit is unfortunately, I've been around here long enough to see the same post go viral three times
SageMitso@reddit
You guys are laughing, I'm scared. I know for a fact, the moment nobodies looking, that thing is gonna spring up and raise an army of undead and cast high level sorcery on us. Mark my words, lock him up, or we're all fucked.
alteransg1@reddit
Nah, the book-loving brunette needs to read some old scroll first.
schizoesoteric@reddit
All Bulgarians know this. Get fucked, galactic dark magic Bulgarian empire incoming
SageMitso@reddit
Yeah, but we all know where his weakness is. He got that gold plate penis armor for a reason. I know where we gotta focus.
Cheap-Engine259@reddit
Lol, 6000 years ago and already corrupt enough to buy himself a gold dick cap.
Prestigious_Win_7408@reddit
The cock sheath is a nice touch
yayayamur@reddit
dont let romanians know