Remembering that we used to be a proper society
Posted by Verbull710@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 85 comments

Posted by Verbull710@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 85 comments
usernames_suck_ok@reddit
I honestly don't know which word he should be more ashamed of ever having used.
Drag0nfly_Girl@reddit
Definitely bazongas.
omegaphallic@reddit
Nothing wrong with words like Bazongas.
Drag0nfly_Girl@reddit
It's just so goofy and unsexy, lol
omegaphallic@reddit
Personally I prefer tits, melons, and rack, but sometimes your just in the mood to be alittle silly.
Goodnight_lemro@reddit
So, exactly like poor, hapless Mike here. Seems pitch-perfect.
Plantwork@reddit
Maybe he’s got a nice bodonga, and they just fit well together.
anjowoq@reddit
Everything about this Valentine's message is perfect.
frumperbell@reddit
This absolutely would have worked on me. A cute boy noticed me and is complementing my bazongas? Pick me up 7.
three-sense@reddit
Both Ricki and Jenny Jones frequently had entire shows built around the female bustline. “My daughter needs to cover up” “my wife got surgery and now they’re huge” “Boobs!”
SoloMotorcycleRider@reddit
The main things I remember from Jenny Jones are Rude Jude and the troublesome teenager episodes.
sexual__velociraptor@reddit
Nuh uh nuh uh it's my hot body I do what I want!
SoloMotorcycleRider@reddit
Doormatty@reddit
I run with a gang, and we only commit hate crimes!
I DO WHAT I WANT!
AZSharksFan@reddit
Not the famous murder?
frumperbell@reddit
The what now?
FluffySpell@reddit
She had a "secret crush reveal" show go terribly, terribly wrong.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Scott_Amedure
Vegaprime@reddit
No it's the "I'm gay and in love with my straight neighbor, let's surprise him on live tv".
yerfatma@reddit
I mean, Jenny used to regularly have porn stars with outlandish implants as episodes.
three-sense@reddit
Yeah I remember JJ was more egregious with it
truefriend29@reddit
I used to flip back and forth between that and "Animaniacs" during the year 1994. Good times.📺👦🏾👋🏾♥️🥰😍🙂
DebiMoonfae@reddit
Lol, why you gotta go on Ricki to tell your girl her bozangas are bodacious??
FionaGoodeEnough@reddit
He wants the whole world to know!
Snackatomi_Plaza@reddit
Maybe she's his teacher or something.
its_raining_scotch@reddit
These were different times..
NachoNachoDan@reddit
SoloMotorcycleRider@reddit
Hot for teacher!
itadapeezas@reddit
😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭
afartinsideafart@reddit
What's funny is I remember Ricki, the person, being like kind of sweet and wholesome. I distinctly remember someone on her show referring to "tossing the salad" and Ricki didn't know what it meant and was asking the audience and they were all laughing and noone would answer her 😆 idk why I remember that because I never intentionally watched the show.
Lost-Ad2864@reddit
I used to love her show
TheBigMotherFook@reddit
Cause he doesn’t rate and is trying to overcompensate.
Quirky_Hawk_8261@reddit
🤣🤣🤣
cloisterbells-10@reddit
Bring back fun slang for boobs! Tell the special lady in your life that you love her and her yabbos!
zoom518@reddit
The Bundy Credo lives rent free in my head:
https://youtu.be/tGC2LajXRlA?si=HccIvqfNIQ5xPSLG
itadapeezas@reddit
My lil friend asked me to send him a pic of my 'big knockers' the other day and I couldn't stop laughing. Haven't heard knockers in forever and it had me rollin.
mementomori_mg@reddit
Pics, or it didn't happen... Lol
itadapeezas@reddit
LOL! Sounds like him haha. His exact words were 'you should send me a pic of those big ole knockers' and I swear to God it was just the funniest shit I've heard in a minute.
amayain@reddit
Well, did you send one? I need to know if this line would work on my gal!
itadapeezas@reddit
Lol I did.😭
mementomori_mg@reddit
Where's mine??? (Had to shoot a shot) 👀🤣
AmorFatiBarbie@reddit
Upvoted for yabbos
Heismain@reddit
And the Jerry Lawler started calling them puppies
2099AD@reddit
Well, he was married to "Miss Kitty."
Polybrene@reddit
Oh hi Mike.
Verbull710@reddit (OP)
flips hair
nods head
grins
Hey, what's up?
TheRealSnave@reddit
Good gracious, bazongas bodacious
Verbull710@reddit (OP)
They really are. I mean, were, probably.
citrusandrosemary@reddit
Sometimes this is what I wish people meant when they said Make America Great Again 😆
Snugglebunny1983@reddit
Roses are red.
The Tardis is spacious.
Sugar is sweet,
and your bozangas are bodacious!
Verbull710@reddit (OP)
Tony_Tanna78@reddit
That dude was obviously an aspiring model, who went on Ricki to get himself exposure to the modeling agencies.
user_base56@reddit
I swear I just saw a Ricki Lake clip with this guy, but an ex of his invited him on to show off how hot she was. He was brought on first, and they asked him who he thought it was going to be, and he got all excited and said another girls name.
Verbull710@reddit (OP)
It's Mike Brandis, Jonathan Brandis's older brother
Booger_Picnic@reddit
Poor Jonathan Brandis, RIP
Verbull710@reddit (OP)
seaQuest and ladybugs ftw
VashMM@reddit
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
al_m1101@reddit
The politically correct term is "sweater puppies."
Slim_Margins1999@reddit
Snack trays
Uuuuuii@reddit
Or sweater cows
Fit_Victory6650@reddit
Udderly ridiculous
QueerTree@reddit
Last year my wife and I were out doing farm chores and I yelled DROP EM OUT! at her from across the lower field. Except I had forgotten that our child was “helping” her, until his little head popped up above the grass and he called back “What? Drop what out?” So I said “it just means mama thinks mommy is very beautiful!” and I hope he doesn’t repeat that at school 🥲
CapitalElk1169@reddit
Go listen to Drop 'Em Out by Wheeler Walker Jr right now hahaha
QueerTree@reddit
It was what inspired me originally!
Coyote_Roadrunna@reddit
The 90's were a wild ride.
mongooser@reddit
I truly miss 90s daytime tv. It was such a beautiful time.
minibini@reddit
Good gracious!! 😏
free-toe-pie@reddit
This is why I won’t call kids today brain rotted. We had so much brain rot on daytime talk shows. Jerry, Ricki, Montell. It was all trash. Probably worse than what they watch on YouTube.
apuginthehand@reddit
God I miss daytime talk shows, I worked at a laundromat in college and watched this garbage every day while I did my homework. Best job I ever had.
the__ghola__hayt@reddit
Jonathan Brandis?
Killahdanks1@reddit
I mean you aren’t wrong, we just keep all of our delinquents on channel 9. Now they are on every channel.
JuliusSeizuresalad@reddit
Back when men could be romantic
Misophoniac16@reddit
I was in the audience at a Ricki Lake Show! She was really pretty in person. I believe she is a medical marijuana advocate now.
Andrew____74@reddit
You tell her, Mike. You tell the world.
crlcan81@reddit
We never were a proper society, it just got more ok for the weirdos to be loud.
Reasonable-Wave8093@reddit
That is some intense hair
Verbull710@reddit (OP)
Kind of a caucastic Rico Suave
Reasonable-Wave8093@reddit
The peanut butter solution
Major_Actuator4109@reddit
It’s incredible that Idiocracy was written at this historic time, seemingly in defiance of the pinnacle of intelligence as demonstrated by this specimen here.
HerRoyalRedness@reddit
Go Ricki! Go Ricki!
___-_____-__@reddit
Why did i just look at the picture and think, "This is wholesome as fuck"
AbbreviationsBorn276@reddit
This is bodacious as fuck.
Both-Tree@reddit
Damn right
PotentialPlum4945@reddit
Checks notes.... still has a larger vocabulary than my 11th graders. Clearly understands alliteration. Writes sentences in active voice.
Pooh_Lightning@reddit
The best way to a lady's heart – through her breasts.
Subject-Direction628@reddit
Lmao. But this is now Murica