The Year Is 2025. I Am a Software Engineer. And Everything Is F*cking Stupid.

Posted by Moslogical@reddit | ExperiencedDevs | View on Reddit | 80 comments

Let’s run the diagnostics, shall we?

And despite all that?

🔹 I’m applying to jobs like I’m entering a Hunger Games bracket.
🔹 Every listing wants 5+ years of Rust, Terraform, and patience of a monk.
🔹 One recruiter asked if I “know how to use Slack professionally.”
🔹 My GitHub is more up to date than my health insurance.
🔹 I was rejected by a company I already used to work at.
🔹 I ghosted myself in an interview just to see what would happen.

Meanwhile…

🧠 “AI engineers” with 6 weeks of Udemy are charging $300/hr to fine-tune a mood board.
🧙‍♂️ CTOs are now 22-year-olds who call themselves “vision casters” and deploy via Notion.
📣 Bootcamps are handing out “success coach” titles to jobless alumni like Halloween candy.
💊 Every job board is just LinkedIn in a trench coat, whispering “be your own brand” while 80,000 other people hit Apply in under 2 seconds.
🌪️ And “work-life balance” now means crying between Zoom calls while toggling between layoffs.fyi and Hacker News.

And yet... every company swears they’re “hiring like crazy” while posting the same position 37 times under different titles like it’s a damn NFT drop.

You want full-stack? Backend? Product-minded engineer with DevOps leanings? Cool. Here's one. I’m standing right here. What now?

But sure, let me do 3 take-home projects, a system design, a whiteboard session, a 9-panel anime origin story on my cover letter, and upload a video answering “What’s your spirit framework?”

I’m not bitter. I’m just—

Wait.
Nope.
I am bitter.

And if you're reading this and feeling seen, heard, spiritually violated… welcome, fellow survivor.

🧃 The only stack I trust these days is the one I’m using to hold back the emotional debt from being a “senior engineer” in 2025.

Let’s build something better. Or at least funnier. Until then, back to the job queue.