Deathclock
Posted by CaterpillarIcy1056@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 31 comments
I’m pretty sure that I have surpassed my deathclock by two years at this point.
I did love the countdown that would stay onscreen.
But I’m also glad it was wrong, I guess.
unbalancedcentrifuge@reddit
Reminds me of the scene in tĥe IT crowd where Roy was told he was gonna die at 3pm while he was at a funeral!
https://youtu.be/w__m0NBo5cI?si=TCLJqgwQhRO8suqa
droford@reddit
November 2046 of tuberculosis
Maanzacorian@reddit
Genericname187329465@reddit
I thought this was going to be about the Brendan Small created cartoon metal band.
kroneeeek@reddit
SoloMotorcycleRider@reddit
DeadpoolAndFriends@reddit
SoloMotorcycleRider@reddit
DeadpoolAndFriends@reddit
https://i.redd.it/9dojmrmxljse1.gif
w0rsh1pm3owo@reddit
Successful_Log_5470@reddit
SoloMotorcycleRider@reddit
Successful_Log_5470@reddit
This little thread is my people. 🤘
SoloMotorcycleRider@reddit
Allaplgy@reddit
That's Dethklok.
Mackheath1@reddit
LOL. You will live to be 90 years, 9 months and 20 days old!
As a side note, I already died on May 28, 2020 (coded "flatlined" in the hospital for 72 seconds) so anything can happen, I suppose.
LifePedalEnjoyer@reddit
Outlived my mom by 6 years, and she died the summer before my senior year of high school.
I am currently 10 years younger than my dad when he died.
My midlife crisis should have happened when I was 25.
Survived a gunshot a few years ago.
Brutal.
Octowuss1@reddit
Damn, I thought you were talking about the show/band.
DeadpoolAndFriends@reddit
https://i.redd.it/ydxz4bexnjse1.gif
UMRKqc@reddit
"Cuh-cuh-cocaine!"
pjimen1@reddit
You want a banana sticker?
Coakis@reddit
I love how the comments are all Dethklok references.
Jonestown_Juice@reddit
My deathclock.
ct991@reddit
I prefer this version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDea7laHD4E
SquirrelyMcNutz@reddit
Dibs on his stuff!
PetSoundsSucks@reddit
Put the boots to him. Medium style.
SquirrelyMcNutz@reddit
One of my favorite lines in the series.
boredlady819@reddit
MURDERFACEMURDERFACEMURDERFACE
pug_fugly_moe@reddit
Nathan Explosiooooooooooon!
Pure-Mycologist193@reddit
I, too, thought this was about the cartoon metal band. Alas...
aerodeck@reddit
What?